TwO wEiRd bUt cOoL thInGs aBoUt DC:
{1} so i know tons of people whom go off stuff like sugar and diet coke and xanax, but turns out there's tons of people who go off ANIMALS? lol! WTHeck! There called veegans. I met one and they seriously eat NOTHING to do w/ animals. Not even chicken nuggets.
{2} black people! Love them! honestly, they're everywhere. I even made friends w/ one at church! Seriously, she is awesome at dancing and has such darling hair. LOVE IT!
Yahhhh, you'll see other races now that you don't live in Utah... And brunettes. And rilly pale white people who don't tan or even spray tan. Interesteen.
ReplyDeleteWow. that is all.
ReplyDeletedare i call this one of your best posts so far? the title alone made me snort.
ReplyDeleteOh dear.
ReplyDeleteThis post is painfully true, as usual.
Have you been to the DC temple yet, TAMN?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it crazy seeing women at church without bows in there hare? Also can you believe that nylons come in different shades, not just white and American tan? It's a hole other world out their.
ReplyDeleteif i had a dollor for every time someone at church has, without asking, starting playing with my hair...heaven help me. i'm not a freaking doll.
ReplyDeleteOh. Em. Gee. I am crying because I'm laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteIn my town I get so excited whenever I see a black person I just want to be their friend...*tear*
Wow, you really DID move out of Utah.
ReplyDelete*dies*
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. Stop being so good at this. Just stop.
Now find a black vegan with darling hair and you will be the bestest friends for everz :)
ReplyDeleteNot even chicken nuggets?
ReplyDeleteIsn't is sad when people take a basically sound principle and go all extreme with it?
sometimes i think it would be nice to be a vegan, but then i remember how good chicken tastes.
ReplyDelete"not even chicken nuggets". . . I am a fan :)
ReplyDelete"not even chicken nuggets". . .
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan :)
Sadly this post represents so many people from Utah.
ReplyDeleteTamn. I heart you.
ReplyDeleteWhat's xanax?
Bless your heart. You made my day.
ReplyDeleteIf the blogs in DC all have that annoying way of writing, I swear I'll stop reading!
ReplyDeleteDid you also meet a ........democrat......??
ReplyDeleteDid you also meet a ...........democrat..........?
ReplyDeleteTAMN, you are cute no matter what what.
ReplyDeleteSoon maybe you'll meet... liberals??!?
ReplyDeleteblack, white, whatever you are. it is all the same. i am sure she loved your hair too!
ReplyDeleteGeez. Talk about taking the sparingly thing a little too far.
ReplyDeleteOh-em-gee.....is MiCHELLE oBamA in your ward??!!
ReplyDeleteIt is darlene how many ethnic people their are out they're -- not even just polynesians!!! For my huge fancy wedding last week my brother came to visit from Saint Lewis (I think it was named for C.S. Lewis who was basically a member since the G.A.s quote him all the time?) anyhoo he played "count the black people" here in lily white Oregon -- he found three. And one is our neighbor! I can't wait to friendship him. You're really brodening your horizons...ferreal.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at WTHeck.
ReplyDeleteTamn, you are THE best! I seriously heart you!
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love it. It's been a while since something made me laugh out loud...
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you weren't visiting my ward here in the south instead of DC?
People actually go off xanax???
ReplyDeleteI'm crying at how spot on this is.
ReplyDeletethat is one of the first questions I ask missionaries from Utah and Idaho. "Have you ever seen black people? How about this many?"
ReplyDeleteThe answer is always, not this many, maybe one or two."
Seriously... are chicken nuggets even actually rill meat?
ReplyDeleteJust think. I am black and white. Think on that. lol
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA. I'm sorry that's just so funny and ignorant.
ReplyDeleteTAMN, yes, I do love it so, so much when you blog all urban.
ReplyDeleteYou made friends w/ a black person who is good at dancing and has a darling hair style? Sigh.... This would be pathetic, if it were not so true about people from the Morridor. You are really spot on with these observations. XOXO--D.
ReplyDeleteTAMN, you + urban = hiLaRIouS!
ReplyDeleteWow. Am I the only Utahn who doesn't tan or have highlights or wear much makeup or who is friends with Democrats, black people, vegans, gays, smokers, Jews, and old people?
ReplyDeleteWow. I must not really live here!
So good to see you aren't racist, dear!
ReplyDeleteIt's not only funny as heck while being totally accurate, but also hilariously awesome how you hit on two controversial doctrines in one short post!
ReplyDeleteTAMN discovers vegans and other races. What's next - liberals?
ReplyDeleteNow that you have a black friend, you can totally relate to other ethnicities. You can pretty much just speak for them...oh wait, you have to be a white MALE to be able to do that.
ReplyDeleteVeegans won't even wear belts and shoes. Unless, of course, they are made of hemp or soy or something.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteNot that I'd ever accuse you of copying, but my cousin's wife also blogged about noticing the shocking number of blacks back east too! Her hubby is selling something this summer.
ReplyDeleteAs someone already mentioned, you are SOOOOOOOO good at this type of bloggin!
Silly TAMN, of course there were black people in Utah. They were called "student athletes." Glad your enjoying you're DC adventures. If only they had Cafe Rio here, huh?
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap! You are killing me....so funny!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! You are so urban I hardly recognize you anymore. Don't go getting all granola'd out on us now.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if you have done a post about this already, but can you puhlease do one about all the cleanses that women from Utah go on! It is so gross.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe people go off chicken nuggets...they're not even rill chicken...duh??!!!
ReplyDeleteOh,yeah, I forgot that Utah is what, like 99.97% white? It was only like 99.98% but Karl Malone retired from the Utah Jazz and I moved to California. :-)
ReplyDeleteU R brilliant! Ignernt but brilliant!
Do you mean the Doctrine and Covenants DC or the US capital DC? Because they both make sense. I don't eat animals because of the Doctrine and Covenants DC though.
ReplyDeleteBlack people and the LDS church... just a bad combination. I know, I tried it.
ReplyDeleteBut I will give you this- for every "you are so pretty" complement I got from an LDS guy I got zero dates : )