Its my AngelNuggets' birthday!! LOVE YOU A TON!!!
twenty{whatever} things I love about my hubberbunsies.
- he loves me sooooo much!
- he has the most perfect calfs ever.
- he honors my feminine.
- he is a freaking genious, seriously, he knows crap that I've never even HEARD of.
- he works soooo hard to provide for me and the twinsies and our statuses.
- he is LITERALLY the BEST husband EVER.
- his tan lines on his ring finger and where the eye protecters go is so hot.
- he cut down on his GNC funds so I could upgrade to Cricut Expressions.
- he is hillarious.
- he is the best dad in ever.
- he looks soooooo smokin' hot in a swimsuit.
- he is awesome at spelling, he's who taught me you actually spell "truely" as "truly". Seriously? Who knows that stuff?
- he was such a kickA EQ secretary {I don't care what you say its part of the presidency} that he was a total frontrunner for bishopric if we hadn't of had to move for internship.
- he hardly ever complains that i make him shave his chest.
- he presides like such a hottie.
- he spoils me so, so rotten.
- i have literally never seen him cry which is so buff.
- he doesn't even notice that i demand a whole birthday WEEK but only celebrate his a day.
- he pats me on the head even when i'm soooo gross.
- he always gets mad when I say I'm fat no matter how rehearsed our whole darling exchange gets....nuh-uh! yuh-huh! nuh-uh! yuh-huh! ADORABLE.
- he is going to let me name each and every one of our kids.
- he supports GNOs.
- he didn't stay mad when despite of our agreement to wait, I stopped taking b.c. w/o telling him bc I was sick of working at my dad's office three hours a day.
- he is loyal and hates whoever I tell him too.
- he is nice and kind and integrity.
- he is not at all creeped out by my desperite need for our marriage to possess bizarre daddy/daughter elements...me teensy slash helpless slash befuddled, he big and strong and smartie! {cute pout}
Happy birthday babe!
Love #23, what an awesome husband. Ha ha I know people like that!
ReplyDeleteExcellent. Just excellent.
ReplyDelete26 made me snort.
ReplyDeleteDead on.
Wow. Ur truely lucky. I had to re-read #20 to the end to understand what the crap you were saying. lol
ReplyDeleteTAMNERs! You have the best hubbie bubbers ever! How did you get so lucky!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, SO blessed!
ReplyDeleteHhahahaha! I love that all the things you love about HIM are actually things about YOU.
ReplyDeleteI mean, no offense.
Happy birthday dude.
You've gotta be kidding me--JJWT and I share a birthday!! I can't wait to hear about all of the cutesy things you did for him on his special day!
ReplyDeleteI love how parallel #25 is, and your use of the word "literally". :D
ReplyDeleteI just wish AngelBabe's birthday was TOMORROW because that is MY birthday. And if his birthday was TOMORROW he could share a birthday with JOHNNY DEPP (who is so hot!), Michael J Fox (who is so hot! even with Parkinsons!), and Natalie Portman (who is not as good looking as you are.)
:D
Rock on, babe!
He is so TRULY awesome! If they bring back polygamy, can I be your e-sister wife?
ReplyDeleteYou ROCK at Love and Birthdays.
ReplyDelete(seriously funny!)
Sometimes you scare me you are so on. Do you read the same blogs I do???
ReplyDeleteI LOVE #26. . . and I totally do #18. Tee hee.
ReplyDeleteWow... #14 is proof you seriously have THE best hubby EVER!
ReplyDeleteBAAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThis is too good! And the bizarre daddy/daughter elements - creepy but true!!!
ReplyDelete25. he is nice and kind and integrity.
ReplyDeletehilarious, TAMN, just hilarious.
WAY glad he honors your feminine.
ReplyDelete#20 is my favorite...but you're like a double 0 so why are you saying you're fat????
ReplyDeleteThat is truely SO speshal.
ReplyDeleteSounds like one hunky/awesomest cool guy! He should spread his goodness to the other hubbys!
ReplyDeleteNo marriage is complete without bizarre daddy/daughter elements. For rills.
ReplyDeletehe was probly #1 seller of the world for APEX to huh? Like a 100 sails a day people! Totally gifted. It was all of his AP expirience from the mish that helped him to be the best of the best at pexing. LUCKY!
ReplyDeleteWhat's a GNO. Happy birthday to your hubs!
ReplyDeleteHe would totally have to be a genuis to know stuff you don't know TAMN, cause you are totally my go-to gurl!
ReplyDeleteMy b'day is tomorrow; I wonder if I could get my husband to do a blog post about me that's this awesome. NOT POSSIBLE!!!!
ReplyDelete#24 cracks me up...I feel the same way!
ReplyDeleteOh. my. gosh.
ReplyDeleteAnglebabe and I have the SAME birthday! And I'm turning 26 too! Crazy. Maybe I'll win the giveaway now with all this serendipitous-ness goin' on.
LOL ! I LOVE comment # 26.
ReplyDeleteThat is the essence of patriarchy in Zion. The helpless, hapless woman and the far superior, omniscient, omnipotent man. Your blog is dead on. - D.
he is not at all creeped out by my desperite need for our marriage to possess bizarre daddy/daughter elements
ReplyDeleteWow TAMN! It's getting so hard to find great guys like this. I know a couple of spinsties who are totally sad because their ex-boyfriends told them to grow up. Why are all the supposedly RMs encouraging wickedness now days? It's almost as bad as being asked out to an R-rated movie.
TAMN, you forgot to mention how great he is at NUZZLING.
ReplyDelete#26 is disturbing...
ReplyDeleteNow I'm questioning my husband's love for me, as he has fought me on every single boy name I've ever come up with for our potential future sons.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing we've only had daughters, since he won't just cave to the masculine names we can't agree on . . .
TAMN! I saw your message on the overpass on University Parkway! You are SOOOOO originul-and smart! How in the world did you figure out how many cups you needed to make "Happy Birthday JJWT"? I would of for shur had to go to the store 3 times when I kept running out. Althow, I mite of gotten too colors to spice it up some...just sayin.
ReplyDeleteI just saw your sign on the overpass too and laughed so hard I'm crying.
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE THE BEST.
WHAAAAA?
ReplyDeleteYou did cups on the overpass???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
You're so blessed that I'd be jealous if you weren't so righteous and awesome. Happy birthday to your man!
ReplyDelete#23 is the best. now I'm getting in my car to go check out if the cups on the overpass really are true.
ReplyDelete#26 totally reminded me of Edward's and Bella's relationship! OMG you two are like Edward and Bella. That is soooooooooo cute!
ReplyDeleteI hope the cups are still there tomorrow. I have to stay home for FHE tonite. :(
ReplyDeleteOMG, 26 is so hilarious. I love this blog.
ReplyDeleteI'm calling people I know in P-town right now to see if the overpass thing is true...
I was hoping to be the first one to comment on the overpass note! BOO. But it was HIGHlarious
ReplyDeleteMy hubby baby canoodle bucket is also nice and kind and integrity!
ReplyDelete{{hugs}}
Someone post a picture of the cups somewhere and come back here and tell us where to see it. Otherwise, those of us that don't live in 'zion' are going to miss out!
ReplyDeleteHe is integrity?
ReplyDeleteI was just introduced to your blog- I'm dying. This is the most HILARIOUS thing ever. You.Are.Awesome.
ReplyDeleteBest day for a birthday (I'd know!)
ReplyDeleteAn insightful and revealing post.
ReplyDelete#23 and #26 are so true it is scary. I'm so glad you can be done working for your dad and can have an eternal break by being a stay at home mommy. That's seriously the best, and it's sooooo easy. I can't stop laughing at this list. Very astute observations of a myriad of things in our zany culture. I love this blog!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI second another comment above; can't beleive you didn't mention nuzzling! And his shoe size.
ReplyDeleteOh, TAMN, I'm almost embarrassed to ask... what are GNO's?
ReplyDelete24 for the win! FTW! I totally hate whoever and whomever my wife tells me to hate. When "picking a spouse" is removed from the equation, she is a much better judge of character than I am.
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