Am going to the Dr.'s later today, super exited, but also super scarred! It's like, I'm 20 weeks and 3 day's along!! How embarasing to of been
preggo forever and just now been finding out!!
Who does that?? We'll look so poor :( My feelings are broken that some of you have been all, hey TAMN, we didn't see the pee stick, are you seriously even
preggo! Even though your so right, it's not official til everyone sees a picture of something you urinated on, but JJWT think's its yucky and wouldn't let me post it, but don't worry its in the fetus's scrapbook!!! Plus if you saw me my baby bump is
ginormous so pretty obvious I'm
preggo.Anyways TODAY WE ARE FINDING OUT THIS AFTERNOON TODAY!!! Alivyiah and Tridger are super pumped! Having both boy and girl already makes me alot more deeper and more blessed.
If its a boy:
- Fewer kids at home during father/son campouts so more time for girl stuff.
- He'll be such a little stud
- He'll open doors for me and stuff and honor my fragile
- I'll get to judge more daughter in laws
- Less threatening for me in staying JJWT's little girl, lol
If its a girl:
- MATCHIE MATCHIE MATCHIE!
- Tons of cuter name options and creativer spellings
- Wedding planning!!
Don't worry everyone, as soon as I know I'll text/tweet/facebook/blog it! I kind of want to know bc I'm a planer, but I also kind of want them not to be able to tell so that I can buy stuff for both, be prepared, right? And honestly, even though I want a boy, I seriously don't care, as long as it's healthy, and cute, and has hair, and is easy.
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30 validation's:
I knew it, you are my SIL in disguise.
CAN'T WAIT!
I'll wait here for your next text/tweet/facebook/blog.
Has hair and is easy! That one actually made me laugh out loud!
Though this whole post is wonderful, I have to say that my favorite part is "the Dr.'s". I hate when people say that! It's just "the Dr.". But I know I'm weird.
"honor my fragile" *snort*
OMG, Finally TAMNERS! When they tell you what you're having, just smile and say "Oh, well of course I already knew the fetus was All Boy/a Gorgeous Girl." That way the ultrasound lady won't think you are one of those horrible moms that wants to be surprised at the doctors ultrasound. Becuz they will totally think you are poor if they find out you HAVEN'T been to Fetal Fotos. Pull it together Tamners. We are always being judged (by we, I mean gorgeous mormon brides that people are naturally jealous of).
*crossing my fingers for another set of twinsies*
if you don't get what you want, you can always adopt!
It's okay, TAMN. I saw you in Cafe Rio the other day (before you were poor) and you ate 1/3 of a salad instead of 1/4 like normal, so I knew you must be eating for 2 because you're not a fatty. That's almost as much proof as a pee stick.
i love when men/boys honor my fragile. it's like so, honoring.
honor my fragile... LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
I hope Lyndzii doesnt have triplet boys when she gets pregnant.
This post just made my life! Seriously thought I was the only one who thought pee-stick pictures were gross!
hahahahaah Yes all that is important is the baby's health and has hair. Think of all the fun things you could do with a head full of hair! I am waiting on pins and needles to hear what you are having!
Oh TAMNers, I can't wait.
You did scrapbook the pee stick, right? I just love it when people do that. Because it totally makes sense to glue that to all your acid-free, archive grade papers and glitter. Or maybe you shadow boxed it to the wall? My best friend made a big craft with seven shadow boxes all her pee sticks. She says it helps her get over her infertilities. I know you didn't have six celestial angel babies that you want to remember and show to your kid so he can know he's a survivor and not valiant enough to die in the womb. But if you still have infertilities blues it's an idea.
And if you're assertive, you can totally plan your son's weddings. I mean assertive with your son's future mothers in laws, NOT with (ew) guys or especially JJWT. You can totally tell the future frumpers in law to push of and be JJWT's baby girl.
I think this is a time when I'm most concerned by your use of the word scarred instead of scared. Are you all scarred down there TAMN?
you didn't have to get a C-SECTION did you?!?!?!?! That isn't natural childbirth, just sayin'.
Boy or girl, you should name the kiddo in memory of the Provo tabernacle. Tab if it's a boy (there was an actor Tab Hunter, so it's not just a made-up name.) Or Tabitha (Tabby) if it's a girl. just sayin.
I must not be very richus becuz my angel boy does NOT honor my fragile. He's a tyrant. Gotta love him tho - he's ALL BOY!!! I know one day heel just snap and be a perfect gentile-man. {CaN't WaIt!!!} So glad T&A are so pumped - I'm shure they no ExAcTlY what's going on! After all, they JuSt came down the BaBy sLiDe themselfs.
Also, I am SO GLAD you are buying all new stuff even though you JUST had an ALL BOY and TOTAL GIRL. Hand-me-downs are for unemployed ppl, not law/dental/business/medical school grads!!! Oh, wait. Sorry. {FrOwNsMiLe.} Good to see you aren't letting your TrIaLs effect you're actions! Keep your cute little chin up!!!
If your so huge preggo you must be having like tentuplets like that one lady. So JJWT better get off his muscley butt and sopport you. MAybe he could get a job in Haweyeye? You could totally rock a modest bikini alll year.
Speaking of JJWT, why would he even think of cutting off your internet and craftin' supplys. Isn't your etsy what's supporten the family?
Your ginormous baby bump? I wish I would look like you and I'm not preggo!
I think you outdid even yourself on the typos this time. I think my favorites were planer and your double use of TODAY. Awesome.
Just wanted to say that I seriously feel seriously so blessed every time I ready your blog and realize that I am not alone. You are so amazing and wonderful to share your super spiritual and reel self with the world so we can aspire to be like you. (even though we'll prolly never make it, it's better to shoot 4 the stars rite?) And I am totally not offended or scarred when you share your deep jurnal stuff with us cuz I no that it is so important to share our wisdom...it's not like we can hide our lite's under a basket rite? That would totally be a sin fir shure and there are seriously so many bloggers out there who need to do some repenting! Seriously. I can't even believe it. And I totally forgive you for being such a slacker on your blog the other day for not posting every single detail of your life since I can't even imagine being as busy and popular as you. You are seriously the best and I just love you to peeces.
What is a DTD? I thought pregger women had to see an OBGYN...
I'm like dying TAMN! It's been days and I didn't get a text or a FB message or anything about your fetus's gender! I hope everything is ok.
TAMN I'm starting to get word that ya found you weren't achually ....(preggo). !!!!! Hurry get on and shame me quick!
@Janine Everyone who's cool doesn't see an OBGYN, but a Down-there-Doc. (Never mind that many of us use DTD as a euphemism for Doing-the-Deed. Hee, hee!)
TAMN, I think this fetus is super smart and it's rubbing off on you, because you used the word 'urinated' instead of 'peed'or 'tinkled'.
DTD= Down There Doctor
Dear Rebecca and Paula:
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Dear Rebecca and Paula:
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Judge more doughters in law... so priceless. ;) I think I haven't truly considered the benefits of having a son until now. My kindergartener just got a lot more exciting. I'm going to start judging all the girls he comes in contact with from this point on, just to make sure I'm well practiced when the real daughter-in-law comes around. He's my stuardship, you know? I need to righteously judge on his behalf.
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