January 14, 2011

belly pick!

Guys?
i'm WAY shy to share a belly pic {bare of course} and I seriously wouldn't
except all my friends and fam keep BEGGING ME even though I'm SUPER self conscience and feel so huge, so this is defiantly only for journaling purposes, can you believe I'm this preggo???

ICK!!! oh well it's so worth it right?



TAMNers' preggo belly, 24 weeks

71 validation's:

kris... said...

Wow, you are so huge... do they even make maternity clothes that big?

Mickey said...

This will be so nice to have in you're own journal! Your seriously sooo skinny and your tummy is a wash board! Obviously this was just for you're personal journal, but you should'nt be embaresed to show off you're perfect preggerz body!

Laura said...

what're you talking about?! you look great! this is what I looked like at 34 weeks, btw.

MayLove said...

LOL!

RATCH said...

Ummm... You should kinda be shamed. you are totally chubbers, but i guess you have a goode xcuse *frownsmile*.

Beth said...

Ugh!
Frumpers TAMN!
That is so sad, bless your heart.

YellowBirdDayBook said...

Wow! That is so sad that you have to live with that belly for 16 more weeks. :,). Crying over here for ya babe.

Christi said...

Wasn't this the same picture you used to show your 'pregnant with twin' belly?

Anna said...

Yeah, not bad, but where is your humongo ring? Are your fingers already so swollen that you can't wear it?

Melissa Rees said...

Thanks for the giggle :)

Russ and Em said...

Are you sure you got the right picture off your camera? That looks like the same belly pic as when you were preggo with twins.

Natalie said...

LOL. That is awesome! :)

Mary Ludwig said...

ew. grose. I feel for you TAMN.

Mhana said...

Wow, I guess you never really lost the baby weight from the first one, plus since you were all stretchd out form the twins I guess the new baby just took up the room. It must be such a let-down to have only one baby in there after all the attention from having two. Almost not rilly worth it, ya know?

L. Bryce said...

EWWE!!! EPIDERMIS!!!

Ken and Kristina said...

Ummmm... I'm pretty sure you stole that picture off MY pregnant blog post!!

samantha jane said...

Ick. What a tubbalard! Seriously.

Salt H2O said...

Sweet TAMN, I'm disappointed to see you recycling posts. You wouldn't wear the same pair of boots to church in the same month would you? would you?

You know your loyal followers memorize every single post you place, and sweety- this post is SO last pregnancy. I think all the stress is getting to you- take a vacay.

Jill said...

Just please don't post any pics of your belly once you get stretch marks. Oh wait-do you even know what stretch marks are?

Kalen said...

Okay so your tummy isn't *that* big... but girl your fingers seriously look chubby. :\ Sorry but I need to keep it real.

The Ottesens said...

Bless your heart. Are you having twins again?

Candi said...

hahahaha You're tummy is so cute!!

jann & david said...

Tamn, don't listen to the haters. You're belly looks beautiful for 24 weeks. You wouldn't want to jeperdize you're babies health by being to skinny. A little extra weight during pregnancy is good, plus you can live on diet coke after you deliver. (Also, they say you get bigger with each baby - how many are you planing to have?)

jann & david said...

Tamn, don't listen to the haters. You're belly looks beautiful for 24 weeks. You wouldn't want to jeperdize you're babies health by being to skinny. A little extra weight during pregnancy is good, plus you can live on diet coke after you deliver. (Also, they say you get bigger with each baby - how many are you planing to have?)

Sally T. said...

I know what you really want, TAMN. You want the frumpers out there to all whine and complain that you're SO MUCH SMALLER than we *cough cough* I mean, THEY are. Well you won't hear it from me! I totally look just like this... Totally.

Crave said...

Your baby looks like its shaped funny.

Randy and Tasha said...

LOVE IT!!!!

Allison said...

Um... Tamners? Haven't we seen this picture before? You're not reusing old prego pictures because you're ashamed of what you look like this time, are you? *frown smile*

Tara : Damon said...

gross.

ps. i know this is from last time. bet you're way huger this time, sorry your embarrassed.

The Rummler Family said...

You look a little swollen and puffy. Have you seen the doctor lately? Seriously have you seen yourself? That's a lot of swelling. Just worried for ya loves. Take care

Charlene said...

Um, girlfriend...noticed you've got "Bad Romance" in your songlist.

What will the Stake President think? You're really going to have to go over the top and arrive to Stake Conference early and sit in the front row if you want JJWT to ever be considered for the bishopric or High Council.

Just sayin'...

JenB said...

I've totes seen this picture before. Did JJWT sell your camera to pay for food?!

Frau said...

I really don't believe in bare-belly preggo picks. You've just made your temple into a visitor's center.

Just as an object lesson, you are like the donut that everyone in the class touched and now no one wants to eat. I mean no one in YW because YM don't always see the big picture and will eat the donut anyways. But YW are the ones who really need to get chastity anyways because it's their job.

I know you take the truth to be hard, but I hope you take this to heart.

kris said...

LOL! I hate bare belly pics with a passion. We all know you're pregnant, so your belly gets bigger. BIG DEAL.

And this DOES look strangely familiar. Is this bc your pregnancy is exactly the same, or you're scared to show a new pic bc you're so much bigger now??? Either way, LOVE IT.

Sarah said...

Oh my. A part of me just died. Luckily it was a flabby bit somewhere around the middle. Maybe *SOMEDAY* I'll be as thin as you.

Deveny said...

HAHAHAHAHAH; I'm not even going to try to come up with a witty comment about this - it's too dang funny on it's own.

Sophie said...

Hey, how did you get that picture of my stomach??

The Weed said...

Looking at that picture made my insides feel weird, and it made the spirit RUN AWAY because it aroused me and I had inappropriate thoughts.

What's the difference between this post and the pamphlet you pick up from the ground at Vegas when you think nobody's watching but then you notice your mom is staring at you so you quickly drop it and try to pretend like you're looking for a dollar bill you dropped?

NONE.

I come here to laugh not to be assaulted by Satan. Why does every place have to be so fraught with the female form? Where can a man turn for peace if not to a "righteous" blog?

Think about it...

Sarah said...

Oh, TAMN. This is the same pic you used when you were preggers with the twins. We can only conclude that you are way bigger this time, which makes my heart hurt for you.

debbie said...

I would be pregnent every day and twice on Sundays if I could make my belly look like this.

Kristen said...

Are you and JJWT having problems? Your fingers are too dainty to ever have your ginormous wedding ring not fit. I'm really worried, maybe you need couples counseling?

letter gal said...

Were you too busy planning the next couple of years' birthday parties, etc. to get a manicure? Buwahahahah!

Lecia said...

I used to own a maternity store and when I was prego every YFM who came in the store had to compare herself with me. I found out that not only was I carrying wide, but also front and back, lopsided and high (or were my boobs just sagging?. Love from, Over 30

Maddy said...

so embarrassing. :/

Rachel said...

Seriously LOLed.

Laurie said...

Holy crap, what are you gestating? A guppy?!

Angenette said...

oh em gee I'm so embarrassed for you

Emily said...

looks like you need to up the protein/cut the carbs...hmmmm judging again :)

Heather said...

Thanks for showing us the image of what "plagrafrump" actually looks like.


Btw are you sure it's not twins again?

Annie said...

The hcg is totes working.

myimaginaryblog said...

You're so brave to share this pic! Don't worry, you'll get your skinny waist back in no time after the baby's born!

Holly said...

You sure you didn't steal that from my gallery of when I went in to deliver my triplets?? Looks just like that! If it's you, we could be TWINS!!! BAHAHAHA!!! ;p

Emily said...

ewww! you are so brave for posting this. you must really love your friends and fam.

Chelsea said...

Being a mom is all about sacrifice! Bless your heart.

GladysIcanbee said...

No worries, as long as your baby is born healthy it will be okay. On the other hand, you may want to start shopping for a corset ASAP.

Hiedi Kolob said...

Wow, You are soooooooo brave to show the reality of preggos and how harsh it can be on a woman's body. Yer helping so many others Tamn. I meen that.

Sheena and Darren Boekweg said...

It will be SOOO worth it, TAMN once you have three children, so then every one will know you have an actual family.

I mean, everybody know you're not really a mom until you have three kidlets.

And OBVIOUSLY you got to stop before you have five kids, can we say crazy breeders who take the FAM PROC way 2 seriously???!!!

Butttttt..., you look beautiful, and I'm sure JJWT will be attracted to you again, once you're thin.

Praying for you.

Little Lovables said...

It looks just like it did when you were preggo with twins!

but, I dare say, why are you covering your dolphin tanning sticker with your hand? It's so cute on you!

Where is your manicure? Did the salon not accepet your food stamps card this time?

curryclan said...

This cracks me up - since I have about 100 family members that blog things like this daily. We moved to Utah from Jackson, WY. We are not LDS but my extended family is and it has been interesting. It is nice to see that there are people that see through the bullshit.

Hane said...

I think you should call your self "preggie" not "preggo" bicoz it sound's so much more teensie and prosh!

erica said...

someone told me this week your not a real parent until you have three. just something to think on.
guess you're on your way.

Katie said...

WOW TAMN....I'm gonna hafta ask to refrain from goin in public for the next 16 weeks. Please.....that's really grody.

jason said...

Just wanted to validate you. This site is hilarious. Rechelle from RechelleUnplugged recently listed it as one of her favorite satirical mom blog sites. I agree. Jealous of your preggo belly, TAMN.

MrsJoseph said...

Gross.

Rach said...

BAHAHAHAH!!! I just found this blog and it is the best thing I have read in a very, very long time!! Thank you thank you thank you!! And good grief, you ARE huge!

Michelle said...

Haha! This is my first visit to your blog--love it!

Julianne said...

What?

Kristen said...

I love it!

Suzie Petunia said...

Are you SURE you aren't having twins again??

Natasha said...

It is beautiful!!

Kris said...

STILL MISSING YOU!!!! Hope you make a reappearance sometime!