(yes you can still enter the giveaway below, but I just gotta say....)
IF I HAVE TO WAIT ONE MORE SECOND FOR THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE BESIDES MY BRIDE DAY I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE.
IF I HAVE TO WAIT ONE MORE SECOND FOR THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE BESIDES MY BRIDE DAY I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE.
He's kind a mad I keep making him bathe in ice cubes, but the Robert Pattinson mask I got for JJWT looks awesome on him. Seriously.
I get what you're saying, but please don't explode. We need you in blogdom.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great idea.. Ice water! I'm gonna have to try that!
ReplyDeleteGet your "I wanna have your vampire babies" t-shirt on and get to the theatre... I bet the line is already forming!
thanks for calling it bride day.
ReplyDeleteI FEEL THE SAME!!! Greatest movie ever!! Do you think Edward.... I mean Robert will get an Oscar??? I sure hope so!
ReplyDeleteWhere did you even find so many different widgets? You amaze me!
ReplyDeletehilarious! ice water! not so good for the nuzzles tho.
ReplyDeleteMen all over the country are TOTALLY getting lucky tonight. The poor mortal saps.
ReplyDeleteI have some awesome Edwards pics on my blog today that you could make masks out of for your feti.
ReplyDeleteOne of them may have a blonde mullet. Super hot!
So excited that we're all going to see only the best book to movie EVER! I just hope you don't get so excited that you go into false labor.
ReplyDeletePlease don't also bathe in Ice cubes!!! This has bin known to be very bad for feti!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a GR8888 time at the movie :)
Was it JJWT who started the Facebook group OSHAT? It stands for Otherwise Supportive Husbands Against Twilight. He must at least be one of the officers.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you know this, but Vampires are against the plan.
I was able to go to the premier in my city and let me tell you it is awesome!!! Edward meets everything I could have imagined. Have fun!!
ReplyDeleteOkay. I get it. I'm a big fat loser because I'm so NOT into Twilight. Bleh! But there are still a million reasons why you should be my e-BFF.
ReplyDeleteBathe in Ice Cubes roflol.roflol.roflol!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSoooooooooooooooo exciiiiiiiiiteddddddddddddd!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Why didn't I think of bathing in ice cubes...I was just making him stand outside in his underwear until he couldn't feel his fingers. And the mask, brilliant! Thanks for the tips!
ReplyDeleteI've been begging my husband to bite my neck every night! Never thought about ice cubes . . . wasn't JJWT worried about the shinkage effect?
ReplyDeleteOME! I should so totally get one of those masks for my hubs. Thanks for the best idea EVER!
ReplyDeleteTamn, I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but I just had to let you know that I'm going to a PRIVATE viewing of Twilight BEFORE the general release! Yea yea yea for me! I'm so excited to be able to drool over Robert's hottness in only seven hours (currently your widget ways 11.5 hours). Maybe it you let me win in the giveaway I'll snag you a ticket to come with.
ReplyDeleteThis blog kills me.
ReplyDeleteIce cubes. No wonder the yellow contacts alone haven't been doing it for me!
ReplyDeleteI'm lame. I don't get to see it until TOMORROW night.
ReplyDeleteI feel SO uncool right now.
Tomorrow? Ha well I'm stuck here in another country and have no CLUE when I'll get to see it. It may be MONTHS! I so belong in the Promised Land.
ReplyDelete"He's kind a mad I keep making him bathe in ice cubes ..."
ReplyDeleteSo wrong, and yet so hilarious. You have a gift!
I never thought I'd say this, but I feel bad for JJWT.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby get off on the whole ice cube thing...oops, TMI!
ReplyDeleteI live in Nova Scotia, Canada and the movie comes out tonight so I can't wait to see it!
ReplyDeleteTAMN I just realized that I'm old enough to be your mother (but like a hot, cool, young, hip mother) I still want you to be my e-bff too. Maybe I could give you tips on how to be a cool soccer mom and everything. I will be seeing Twilight tomorrow night with some of my other mom friends. We will probably be the oldest ladies there. But we are hot.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait. We're seeing it tonight.
ReplyDeleteI'm seeing it tonight too! My hubby will be seeing it with me too next week. He hasn't gone out in the sun for the past year in preparation... but the ice cube thing does sound much easier.
ReplyDeleteSo Jealous!!!! My sister picked the wrong weekend to get married so I have to wait til probably Monday, ick! I've seriously thought about ditching out early from the wedding dinner tomorrow night =)
ReplyDeleteWow I hope the mask doesn't include hair like Robert Pattinson's.
ReplyDeleteyouve been tagged
ReplyDeleteNot to make u jealous or anything (whatever I totally do). I get to see the movie at a 7:00 sneak peek tonight instead of having to wait like the rest of the world til midnight. So sad for u.
ReplyDeleteIce cubes! Bathing! I love it.
ReplyDeletesucks to be you tamn, my husband already looks like edward cullen. he even thinks so. cept he's super tan cuz we live in hawaii... but white skin creeps me out.
ReplyDeleteI can not wait... after the show me and hubby MUST get our fantasy on complete with vampire teeth, cold baths, and totally not eating. Sounds so fun!
ReplyDeleteMy kid won't let me close your site because she wants to listen to the "pretty music". What have you done to us, TAMN?!?
ReplyDeleteYESSS! I am going at midnight!!!!!!! SO FLIPPIN EXCITED!
ReplyDeleteSpoil the movie 2morow! heart you!
ReplyDeleteyou are sooo lucky JJWT does such sweet things for you!
ReplyDeleteOMGosh, TAMN! BRAIN WAIVE! If your other fetus is a girl, you should name her...wait for it...RENESMEE! Isn't that the bestest idea EVAR?!?! Then everyone would know just how much you heart TWILIGHT!
ReplyDeleteHave him kiss you after he eats a couple popsicles...JUST like kissing Edward...frills!
ReplyDeletebAAAAAH! Todally canNOT wait to hear about your way hawt/sExY/modest outfit you wore and how your PERFECT hubby suprised you with PLANE TICKETS to FORKS just to see the pre-mere there!
ReplyDeleteAnd puhLEEZE post pitchers of your pErFeCtLyPoLiShEdPeDi that says T.E.A.M. E.D.W.A.R.D. on your teentsy/uh-dor-able toes!
p.s. just received some INSPIRATION that you should name the TWINners Edward and Bella...it would be so ORIGINAL!
Just walked in the door from seeing the movie!! FABULOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteOK, to "barton family" BA HA HA HA!!! OMG so freakin' funny. Not TMI...just enough! Thanks so much for making me laugh right out loud.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm so glad to hear from the few that have already seen it that it's good! I'm going to see it in the morning and I just hope that Edward is even HALF as hot as he is in my dreams...yes, I still dream bc I'm a stupid MORTAL. Ew.
Just got back from the premiere. It was amazing.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Gosh. That was incredible...Everyone needs to go see that movie! Sigggghhhhhhhhhhh!
ReplyDeleteTwilight was SERIOUSLY funny, I thought it was great! And you've gotta love a hubby that will go to work after a measly 3 hours of sleep, just to go and see the midnight showing with you!
ReplyDeleteRENESMEE is the Perfect name for your little feti!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Bella's interview with David Letterman?!? She is so beautiful and smart, too.
ReplyDeleteFREAKING hilarious. I was looking at the million facebook status' about twilight this morning and remembered your blog. I hadn't been on here in a few months but was certain you would be all over twilight, and this is the post I arrive to.
ReplyDeleteMost of the time this blog is hilarious, but some times- it's boarderline creepy, but not funny creepy- just creepy creepy.
ReplyDeleteToday is one of those days.
My awesome honey just finished reading Twilight last night. He's not coming to the movie with my girls and me tonight, though! I told him now when he gasps because I put my freezing feet against him in bed, he can pretend I'm a vampire. No ice water necessary!
ReplyDeleteGood GRIEF I love this blog...and yes this post is creepy, and a hilarious illustration slash parody of the creepiness of those who have overboard edward fantasies.
ReplyDeleteBAAAAAAA.
The true fans went to the midnight show already!But I will cut you some slack b/c of your delicate condition!
ReplyDeleteHaven't read the books.
ReplyDeleteWon't read the books.
Haven't seen the movie.
Won't see the movie.
Will that get me ex-communicated?
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ReplyDeleteOK, I just removed my on comment CuZ I am a Virgen commenter. I had a trashcan by my thoughts. Not knowing wut that means I deleted. I said I am an Episscopalean, but live 4 your advize and I don't no whehther to go to the movie rnot until u tell me! I been waitin all DAY! WTH? Sorry for my letter curse, but I need to no.
ReplyDeleteWhen I left the theater, the girl (she was definitely beehive-ish) exclaimed, "That just changed my life!!"
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad she understands the important things in life at such a young age.
I Saw the movie yesterday. It was realy, reely, relly, good! And I nominated you for an AWARD!!!!!
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