Front:
Inside:
LOVE love LOVE giving!
Don't forget to call me if you want in on my next card-making supplies partay! :)
January 28, 2009
taking the hire moral ground
So, decided not to judge Lynzii's brattyness and to rise above her petty ways and include her in MY SHOWER w/ TONS of love. Figure I owe it to the MiaMaid's to keep being the best example ever, even when insensitives in the ward insult my womanhood and excpect me to be all pioneer about it. BUT, including her in my party is fine. Seriously. Fine. Making the invitations was such a win-win bc it #1, the giving helped me hill the sadness and #2 I have an awesome real life example of charity to use in next months lesson!
Front:
Inside:
LOVE love LOVE giving!
Don't forget to call me if you want in on my next card-making supplies partay! :)
Front:
Inside:
LOVE love LOVE giving!
Don't forget to call me if you want in on my next card-making supplies partay! :)
Oh TAMN! I love it! Lynzii is so lucky to have you!
ReplyDeleteHa! "allegedy preggo" totally genereous of you!
ReplyDeleteHa! "allegedy preggo" totally genereous of you!
ReplyDeleteI don't know who made this invite, but they deserve a medal for perfectly capturing the corny sparkly invite. No offense! :)
ReplyDeleteYour defiantly a giver...
ReplyDeleteI just threw up looking at that.
ReplyDeletetheir stunning! but i'd just throw a tad more glitter on there...
ReplyDeletea) thanx for taking the hire moral ground
ReplyDeleteb) seriously, who the heck made that card? WOW. WOW. WOW.
Of COURSE your babies have heart-shaped jewel binkies. Hope the shower rocks!
ReplyDeletethe card is so pretty and sparkly!!!
ReplyDeleteYour talent is enough to get you into "PIONEER HEAVEN!". Besides, we are told to forgive, NOT FORGET!
ReplyDeleteI actually honestly love the front of the invites.
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm blown away by your card making skills! Lynzii is so lucky you're so freakin' awesome/generous.
ReplyDeleteAre those fake eyelashes?!?
ReplyDeleteway to rock the spotlight on your bestie!
ReplyDeleteyou did make sure and tell the RS pres no "group-gifts" right?
because that would be so sad if everybody went in on a double stroller for you and it wasn't the one you wanted.
You are such an inspiration to me, thank you for your awesome example of charity!!!!!!! :) LUV U.
ReplyDeleteI love "pioneer" and "hire"
ReplyDeleteI'm not LDS, but this is excellent satire that crosses religion boundaries!
TAMN, you are an inspiration!!! The Mia Maids are so lucky to have your example!
ReplyDeleteAlso, did you ever get another ultrasound? Any confirmation that the other twin is a girl?? Last I heard, it was a 50/50 chance...
I just got mine in the mail! The postal lady looked seriously pissed, because it is quite heavy, but come on...you paid the $3.55 required postage for the weight, so she needs to chill!
ReplyDeleteLoves it! I'll be there with super great, big presents for the feti. And maybe I'll get Lynzii something too.
Completely awesome--way to let it shine (pun intended)...
ReplyDeleteWOW! I think I'm blind now... ;)
ReplyDeleteare your feti boys or girls??
ReplyDeleteI like how its a party and not a shower.
ReplyDeleteLynzii is so lucky to be included. I am sure this is the best party she will ever be at.
ReplyDeleteomg, I am so wanting to use the front for my kiddos birthday part now! Where did you find those eye's with the eyelashes? So flippin cute! (I have twins to ya know, mine are both girls)
ReplyDeleteI think there is no one better at passive agressive back handed complimenting than you! Tamn rocks!
ReplyDeletesomebody threw up martha steward all over that thing. and why is there a four?
ReplyDeleteWOW - that card is just... well... um... FAB-U-LUSS! HAHAHA! Lynzii is lucky to have a "friend" like you! ;) Have fun at the party!
ReplyDelete"Lynzii's allegedly preggo,too"
ReplyDeleteThanks, TAMN, for yet another laughter ab workout.
I hope that you made HUNDREDS of those way-eeezy cards, so that you can have as many people as possible give you gifts for the twinsies. Plus, you have two coming so you need twice as many people to come.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious!
ReplyDelete"allegedly preggo" : she COULD be faking it. Ya never know. You are so charatable.
ReplyDeleteYou R sich an exampil of giving. Look at you give, give, give. And with a totally grate attitude about it, two. I'm gonna miss you when your trancelated.
ReplyDeleteI know what I'm going to get you! An entire wheelbarrow full of scrapbooking supplies, and a gallon of glitter! My present is the best!
ReplyDeletePlease please make my invites whenever I get preggo. These are the MOST CUTEST INVITES EVER!!! SERIOUSLY!!! And how giving of you to include Lynzii in them. you are such a great example!
ReplyDeleteOh Em Gosh! These invites have a serious WOW factor. You definitely need to invite me to the next card making partay. Your feti are so lucky to have such an amazing mommy and Lynzii is just lucky you are such a charitable person. Way to set an example for those MiaMaids! :o) And I think it was really important that you point out the alleged pregnancy of Lynzii cause seriously, if she didn't look pregnant at your last en counter... this could totally just be her being jealous and trying to steal your thunder. WHATEVS!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for having your name in the background just in case we didn't know it was for you.
ReplyDeleteDid you use your Cricut?
No blinking miniature LED lights? Oh TAMN...I need to invite YOU to MY next partay!
ReplyDeleteLOL... Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat was a very interestingly sparkle-beautiful invite. It will be the envy of everyone in your ward, in hopes that they will be invited to go party for your righteous womb!
That is the cutest freaking card I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteOh my holy epileptic fit causing bling! Seriously awesome! Hope you were wearing a mask of some sort when you were applying the glitter...wouldn't want that to end up in the precious feti's lungs now....
ReplyDeleteOMGosh, GORGEOUS!!
ReplyDeleteThose are perfect! You could totally pull a talent lesson out of this too!
ReplyDeleteI have just been dying to know how you would handle this situation -- I should of known you would take the high road!
ReplyDeleteMy cousin is having twins, a boy and a girl, and my sister made Luke and Leia onesies for them. I wonder if anyone will come up with anything that awesome for you.
Seriously, SO classy.
ReplyDeleteMy sister just told me about your blog and we have been busting a gut reading it. Seriously, I am going to have to see a doctor about my aching sides. Also, your invites scream class. Lynzii will totally be pitching a fit that she didn't think of this first.
ReplyDeleteAllegedly!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bahhahahahaha!
ReplyDeletewow, tamn! That's a lot of sparkle packed into those invites.
ReplyDeleteQuit your day job! I think it's time to head into designing wedding invitations, too.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at the gOOgly eyes.
ReplyDeleteUgh-maZING! ;)
Way to go with the allegedly! That's a pretty big word! Makes you look all smartical, not to mention a total giver.
ReplyDeleteIs that mascara on your she-fetus?
ReplyDeleteLove that you have taken the higher ground and decided to include Lynzii! And love the allegedly-it is the perfect touch!!!! What sparkling talent you have!
ReplyDeleteHilarious, seriously, that card rocks.
ReplyDelete~C
you even spelled Lynzii's name right, I bet that never happens for her!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome job on the invites. I bet you will sprinkle tons of glittery confetti in the envelopes so when people open the card, confetti will spill all over them!
Maybe your cricut can cut little TAMN confetti pieces?
TAMN, u are seriously my favorite person ever. I'm so excited for you and your feti. Lynzii is totally lucky that ur been so Christlike and setting the most richous and perfect example for your MiaMaids!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, u are seriously my favorite person ever. I'm so excited for you and your feti. Lynzii is totally lucky that ur been so Christlike and setting the most richous and perfect example for your MiaMaids!
ReplyDeleteI'm with The Eggetts. The front of the card is actually really cute! And would you mind if I include a reference to my "righteous womb" in my future baby shower invites? I'll aim for twinners.
ReplyDeleteAllegedly...awesome.
ReplyDeleteoh.my.ugliness. I know you have a ton of time being on bedrest and all, but, does being preggo totally make you want to create grossness? If I got one of these in the mail, I would submit it to Guiness for ugliest-scrapbook-creation-EVER, and then I would make it a point not to go -- wait, that's your purpose, isn't it? You want everyone to shudder at the sight of this, promptly shred it twice, and forget they ever received it, don't you? That way, Lynzii selfish head won't steal your thunder, and then you can make cute invites for your own shower! BRILLIANT, TAMN!
ReplyDeleteThat allegedly preggo girl Lynzii is so lucky to have you in her life. She probably would have had a lame shower, but now she gets to share in the celebration of your righteous womb! She'll probably frame that invite in the triplet's nursury. Way to be an example!
ReplyDeleteThis is the most deliciously TAMNified tacky card I have ever seen in my life.
ReplyDeleteSO FUNNY ! ROFL ! Seriously so over the top-- rarely have I seen a baby shower invitation that garish. That is gosh-awful, but absolutely a riot. One of your most hilarious messages evar ! Lurve you, D.
ReplyDeleteSo cute!
ReplyDeleteI always wanted to celebrate someone's richus womb now I actually get to!!
ReplyDeleteYAY! I got my invite toooo! I went to Baby Gap and got your adorable feti the CUTEST EVER outfits (that were NOT on sale btw)
ReplyDeleteAnd your generosity to Lynzii inspired me to get her a present also...Blue Light Special for her!
It just makes me laugh thinking about the real person that actually made that invite. Hilarious and seriously impressive. That had to have taken several days. I keep looking at all the intricate detail and I am floored by the work put into that...all for a laugh. I really love this blog.
ReplyDeleteYou're a genius - oh, but a seriously cute one!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, you're just too darn cute. Thanks for inspirational invite. I am a stay at home Mom of 3 and I'm so glad I have something now to fill up my days with. I was bored of cleaning and talking to my children, now I'm going to use the inspiration from these cards and open an etsy-store! You are so talented!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, is'nt it about time for you to share ultra sound pics? I'm just saying. I heard Lynzii did on her blog. People miight say somthing.
ReplyDeleteTAMN, i hope uv got ur desinger hospital gown ordered. if no u could ask for 1 at ur shower.
ReplyDeleteTamners... sweetie, you forgot to put the date and time on your invite!!
ReplyDeleteOh well, I guess that means you just have to make ANOTHER one to send out with this! Ohh! Or maybe a super cute insert!!
So totally love the invite. It's perfect, of course. So generous of you to include Lydzii!!
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows that the wannabees who get all caught up in trying to out-TAMN you are destined for failure. Like her triplets are going to end up conjoined or BOYS with no junk. Just chill, think happy thoughts (Manolo, Choo, Gucci) and keep adding to that baby registry!
ReplyDeleteUmm... SO CUTE! Over the top and perfect because of it!!!
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