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February 20, 2009

JJWT in the house

Hey everybody, it's the J-J-Dub. What's up? Valentine's rocked this year. It was way--WAY--better than last year when TAMN told me she didn't want anything and I believed her. Haha. She was so ticked. I didn't get any for a month. Lesson learned, boys, lesson learned. Now I just give her the credit card. When she's done shopping I pat her head and call it good. Girls are crazy.

I've got a ton more of your Qs to get to. Here goes. Hit me with more whenever you want.

Keddington Chronicles asked: Will it make you feel inferior if TAMN serves as the RS prez before you are Bish of your ward, or are you more secure with your manhood than that?

First off, what is she, forty? Babe will be YW pres WAY before she's stuck with the blue-hairs in RS. But you know what, we aren't one of those couples into "out-ranking" other couples or trying to be "H.P. by Thirty" or any of that. I don't keep score. It's so prideful and lame. I hardly ever even bring up that prez made me AP after only six and a half months out, or that I trained five times when no one else even trained twice. Keeping score is so Pharisee.

Charly asked: Why did your bro go for a "frump," as TAMNkins would call her, like Ruth? Is she not that bad, just brunette? The $$$? And why did he decide to go into a teaching career? Didn't do as well as you on the MCAT/LSAT/GRE/GMAT as you, huh?

Look, Ruth isn't THAT bad. She's cool. I wouldn't date her but she works for Spence. It weirds me out how she doesn't laugh when I quote Tommy Boy again and again and again. As for my bro, he's a good guy...for a LOSER. Just teasing, man. He's never been into normal stuff. He quit summer sales after a week. In HS he was a freaking mathlete the three years I took state. I'm just glad he's not gay.

Keighty asked: What about TAMN makes you the most proud to have her on your arm?
My in-laws read this blog. It's personal. Rhymes w/ moobs. Love you girl. Those were the best couple grand we've dropped so far.

62 comments:

  1. Hey man. Always rocks to hear from you. Wasn't Spence AP after FOUR months out? Just wondering. No biggie.

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  2. I just peed. LOL. Thanks as usual.

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  3. Oh my gosh I so totally hope MY future eternal companion is most proud of my moobs. It would make me feel really honored as a woman, ya know? I was wondering what you think of feminism? In my opinion (and by my opinion I mean my fiancé's which I'm parroting because social activism gives me wrinkles) feminism is against The Plan because women are trying to be more than men. At least I think thats what feminism is. So anyway, super glad to see its passed you right by!

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  4. "rhymes with moobs??" I don't get it.

    Maybe I'm just too righteous to suspect that a man would ever even THINK about a woman's... ehem, moobs!!

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  5. You are going to be such a great dad.

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  6. For some reason, I'm not surprised Ruth never laughs when you quote Tommy Boy AGAIN AND AGAIN.

    p.s. that new therapy ad is the best thing ever.

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  7. I'm new here... but WOW. Where have you been all my life?

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  8. I LOVE! I needed a good laugh today and I got it! haha
    JJWT you rock mister.

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  9. those "moobs" are going to be a very important part of post-birth-hotness, I hope that couple grand bought enough extra to make sure her post-preggo belly never sticks out past her "moobs"...its so depressing when the moobs are smaller than the belly.

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  10. So, saying the word that rhymes with "moobs" on a blog is too personal, but saying, l"I didn't get any for a month" is not...

    Wait, I'm writing this down...

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  11. I think I peed my pants a little! SO FUNNY!

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  12. Best one in awhile. And my two year old loves the "baby doing round and round" in the sidebar. Thanks for making everyone's day a little bit brighter!

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  13. This post was pure gold. SO freaking funny. The more I read, the more I laughed.

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  14. Sometimes I wonder whether you still post these or get your husband in on the gig. Because seriously, if it's still you as JJWT, you are a genius. His posts are my favorite.

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  15. okay, I'm convinced - I do like reading JJWT's posts. I wasn't sold at first - but this one was hilarious!! totally what I needed today!

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  16. OMG, are you my brother? Fur reals, you are and he are like... twins!

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  17. Moobs!?!

    As a side note, of all the many advertisers in your sidebar, the Julie Hanks one is my favorite. I hate it when my angelbabe makes me frowny.

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  18. Ummm... Moobs = Man Boobs. Like Mimbo = Man Bimbo. And Mipples =, well you get the idea.

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  19. Moobs are an outstanding way to spend all your student loan $$$'s. Any advice on selling my own Angelbabe on that idea? He just wants to use that money to pay rent and buy food and stuff. He totally doesn't have that Eternal Perspective like you do.

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  20. I can't believe that you actually believed your wife when she told you that she didn't want anything for Valentine's Day. How insensitive of you!

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  21. TMI! Faux moobs? oh me oh my!!

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  22. I... I love you.

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  23. This blog delights me. As does that Angelbabe making you frowny ad. LoL!

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  24. Fantastic-SO Pharisee should SO be the next Tee!

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  25. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! moobs...

    One time during Sunday school our teach had us do intros of ourselves. The guy in front of me stood up, told about his interests, and then, NO LIE, said that his wife was just interested in whatever he was into and sat down. She smiled at him and said nothing......I could've broken several commandments right there. Cursing, murder, defacing my scriptures with his head... And I did in my heart. I don't think I even felt a need to repent...
    What would TAMN do to you if you spoke for her? Ever done it?

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  26. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! moobs...

    One time during Sunday school our teach had us do intros of ourselves. The guy in front of me stood up, told about his interests, and then, NO LIE, said that his wife was just interested in whatever he was into and sat down. She smiled at him and said nothing......I could've broken several commandments right there. Cursing, murder, defacing my scriptures with his head... And I did in my heart. I don't think I even felt a need to repent...
    What would TAMN do to you if you spoke for her? Ever done it?

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  27. hahaha... rhymes with moobs!

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  28. Only a COUPLE grand? Where did you go to get those moobies? A "highly certified surgeon" in Mexico?

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  29. "I'm just glad he's not gay."

    This blog is genius.

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  30. JJWT, I need more of you in my boring life. My stud of a husband never hands me the credit card and pats me on the head. And can you believe it? He says he loves my real moobs and wouldn't have me change them for the world? My whole world is upside down!
    And the Julie Hanks ad is brilliant.

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  31. Didn't get any for a month? Moobs? I feel dirty just reading this...

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  32. Two tee-shirt nominations:

    It weirds me out how you don't laugh when I quote Tommy Boy again and again and again.

    High school mathlete (for the Spences out there, of course!)

    Do it, do it . . .

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  33. Maybe you should try Dumb and Dumber with Ruth--she sounds like one of those "classic" types. ("Our pets heads are falling off!")

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  34. Man, I wish had your life! I do have rockin' "moobs", though and they are real!

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  35. One day I will be as righteous a suitor as JJWT... even though I only made ZL and trained once.

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  36. Holy GEEZE!! TAMN is so lucky to have such an AMAZING man! ;o)

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  37. I hope the word you were trying to rhyme with isn't Stoobs (our term for saggy ones......stomach+word that rhymes with moobs). That's just gross.

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  38. i'm never let down with this blog......

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  39. I've had 3 LDS women (in my ward no less!) confess to me they've had their moobs done.
    Coming from California to Utah, I'd have to say the whole plastic surgery thing is not so Beverly Hills 90210 anymore.
    I never knew a single person to get fake moobs until I moved here.
    What gives?

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  40. Party fowl JJWT!! Never mentiun the money spent on her gorgeusness! Her beauty is ALL natural (saline is natural, rite?!)

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  41. Ha! Katie D. Stoobs are unavoidable but fixable!

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  42. OMGosh, I can't believe you were married last year on V-day. That means you'll be married for OVER A YEAR when TAMN pops the feti. What the heck were you guys waiting for? Tsk.

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  43. I wish you would please talk about the cannery

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  44. Wait, they only cost a couple grand?

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  45. Wow, I hope her fake moobs don't expand during the pregnancy, she will get *gasp* moob stretch marks! Gross.

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  46. I want TAMN's narrative about the "moobs". I've been waiting forever to she her point of view and how they work into "the plan".

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  47. Wait, so if TAMN has never had the surgery then what did you drop the "best couple grand" on?

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  48. Is there a reason why I can't post a comment on the new post about tamn's girls. That is a little fishy... I was going to say that I thought it was the pregnancy. Surgery. Tamn is perfect in every way. But now that that was posted, I may have my doubts. tear!

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  49. ha h ah aha hahhahahah Oh Tamn, I'm so glad you're tackling this topic!

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  50. Here I thought I was the only one who caught that--comments must be off on today's post so I figured I would come here with all the other faux boobs.

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  51. So the couple grand wasn't for moobs, eh? But moobs and a couple grand were in the same sentence ... Hm, feti = huge moobs. .. so does that mean you actually got some help getting those twinners? You shouldn't let us speculate like this!! It's dangerous!

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  52. Wooo-WEEE!!!! HA-ha-ha-ha-lol-lol-lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥

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  53. I love this blog. Way to force JJWT to lie. I mean, we all believe the apology TAMN.

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  54. TAMN! Please tell me you are accidentally going to get preggo AGAIN 10 weeks from now!!!! LOL it would be to die for! Maybe you'll get another double duo!

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  55. I HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE TRUTH OF THIS! MY HUBBY REALLY DOES THINK MY "FAUX MOOBS" AS ANOTHER WRITER CALLED THEM ARE THE BEST INVESTMENT HE AND I EVER MADE SOME THINGS BIGGER IS BETTER!
    EXCEPT WHEN I GOT PREGO THEN THEY WERE JUST FLAT OUT HUGE SURPRISING~~~ HE STILL LOVED THEM

    MEN

    one of my fav comments was the person who said "saline is natural right?" hey, I have silicone... and they FEEL as natural as you can imagine! Totally falls under NATURAL! It's all about how you spin it!

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