Ok, so I
ate garlicky pineapple
on a bumpy road
on the way home from bowling
and then
VirileNugget and me nuzzled like crazy
on the trampoline
after doing tons of dance dance revolution
and thanx for all you're advice guys bc seriously...
I either just P'd my teensy pants or my water broke.
Oh. My. Gosh. Am I the first to squeal out a congratulations?!
ReplyDeleteOMG TAMN!!!! You're gonna be a mom! Like, the best mom ever...WAY better than Linz. Congrats! :)
ReplyDeletePUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly COW you better get to that hospital NOW, because you KNOW you are going to have those babies in the car on the way there!
ReplyDeletewoo hoo tamn! push girl. push!
ReplyDeleteall i can say is that you better not have an epidural tamn, cuz your nothing if you don't go natural!!
ReplyDeleteyayyyy!!! i'm going to be an e-bestie aunt!
If it is urine... then you just need to drink some castor oil, and do a little more dance dance.
ReplyDeleteGood luck.
oh em gee. So excited for you TAMN! Now you can finally relax with the rest of us new moms! (like commenting on blogs while feeding your babies at 4am...)
ReplyDeleteWoW wOw WOW! I'll be there in the virtual waiting room balloons and teddy bears in hand!
ReplyDeleteWhat? No castor oil?
ReplyDeleteYour having twins and you got this far? Are you really having twins? Well good luck!
ReplyDeleteAre you going to do live blog updates from the hospital on your iphone? You HALF to tell us the birth story (with all the deets) as soon as their bourne.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to do live blog updates from the hospitle from your iphone? You HALF to tell you're whole birth story as soon as their bourne (spare no deets)!
ReplyDeleteOMG
ReplyDeleteno epidural, TAMN. Mom's like you don't even break a sweat in labor!
ReplyDelete"VirileNugget"?
ReplyDelete*snort*
I can't believe you just admitted possible wet pants, but I'm hoping it will be overshadowed by babies!
ReplyDeleteoh em gee, I am so fetching excited for you! Mostly so we can go out for virgin margs again. Which one of the Mia Maids is babysitting for gIrLs nItE!! on Saturday? You have totally earned some YOU time after such a hard pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!!!! Can't wait to see your beautifulest babies!
ReplyDeleteYou should totally liveblog from your iPhone.
ReplyDeleteWow...Brings back memories! My advice, take lots of towels.
ReplyDeleteThe end of a long pregnancy is finally here!
Hooray! You made it past 37 weeks! You really do have a righteous womb.. but don't your kiddos know that march madness isn't over yet? ;o) I'm sending you good birthing vibes right now. Just remember that you were born to do this!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, everyone knows that only serious frumps p in their pants, so it's gotta be your water breaking! woohoo!!!
ReplyDeleteI am soooooo super dooper exsited for you! Don't worry, it won't hurt, much. Like some people are such wusses. Trust me, you won't fill a thing!
ReplyDeleteYay TAMN! I can't wait to see pics of the cutest twins ever!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! POST FROM UR iphone! DO OR I WILL LITERALLY DIE!!!
ReplyDeleteVirileNugget- classic.
ReplyDeleteYEs! You should totally have your hairstylist and the rest of your entourage on call so you can look even MORE perfect for all of those cute can't-believe-you-just-had-twins pictures!
ReplyDeleteTAMN-if you did your Kegels, then it is NOT (p). Go, girl, GO!!!
ReplyDeleteOH.
ReplyDeleteMY.
GOSH!
I really really hope that we get to hear the birth story like any minute or I might P myself too.
Wow, that was a lot of hard work. If I had to do that, I would die before I'd be able to get my water to break!!
ReplyDeleteHope you don't have 36-hour labor!!
OMG TAMN...Please tell me you have time to stop for a pedi.
ReplyDeleteOh yay TAMN! Don't forget to look in the mirror as your pushing... it helps way tons to "visualize" the finish line.
ReplyDeleteYeah TAMNers! And you can brag that your darling feti's just loved your wombgarden WAY more than Linzi's gross triplets loved hers! Which is why they took so long!
ReplyDeleteHere's to a 20 minute, pain free, all natural birth!
Wow, Tamn! Your water broke!! I'm so glad you blogged before having those babies...it can't be ALL about them ALL the time!
ReplyDeleteOh my heck Tamners! What if it was actually pee, and they like send you home, and now you've annnounced to all the world you peed your pants? I agree with one of the gals above: your twinners had better be on theor way so that they can overshadow the "pee" event! Best of luck, scream a lot because than you will get what you want. BTW, did you bring the 12 copies of the 5-page birthing plan?
ReplyDeleteSo I have a few words....Limit Visitors...thats the best advice I got. JJWT and You will enjoy those babys more and you will get the rest you need. Just consider JJWT your "bouncer" for entrance to your room. lol
ReplyDeleteLove and congrats from Texas!!
OMG TAMN! They are coming! They will be so cute, but fer-sure not nearly as cute as you. But the cutest by far over any other twinners. Can't wait! I bet you'll look so glam in your makeup and pedi. One, maybe two pushes, painless ones of course, and you will get to play dress up! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteOMG TAMN! They are coming! They will be so cute, but fer-sure not nearly as cute as you. But the cutest by far over any other twinners. Can't wait! I bet you'll look so glam in your makeup and pedi. One, maybe two pushes, painless ones of course, and you will get to play dress up! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteOMG TAMN! They are coming! They will be so cute, but fer-sure not nearly as cute as you. But the cutest by far over any other twinners. Can't wait! I bet you'll look so glam in your makeup and pedi. One, maybe two pushes, painless ones of course, and you will get to play dress up! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteHOLY NIGHT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTAMNERZ here they come!
PUSH!
That's a total bummer. If it were me, I'd make them stay put for another week. March's birth stone is washed out, unsparkly, semi-precious Aquamarine. And April's? Well, April's birth stone is a girl's best friend. And you'd be having TWO children with diamond birthstones, giving you the right to double diamonds for the next, like, forty years. Too bad you didn't think about that before the pineapple.
ReplyDeleteIf your water broke...drive to the hospital in your mother in law's car.
ReplyDeleteLara totally has a point about the birthstones. Too bad.
ReplyDeleteVirileNugget is the best nickname yet.
ReplyDeleteCant wait to see the most beautifulist babies in the WHOLE WORLD! Looking forward to the announcement too... ahah!
ReplyDeleteLove the blog...my sister got me hooked! I think you have hit every personality that bugs! Yes, all my kids are adopted...I'm not that easy! Good luck with the twins...and losing all that weight!
ReplyDeleteSo exciting! Good luck! And I hope you brought your pre-preggo clothes to the hospital. You will SO fit in them when you go home!
ReplyDeleteOMG! TAMNERS!! You're gonna be a mom!
ReplyDeleteEveryday I get more and more scared of the baby widgets. I'm glad the twins will be way hotter and righteouser than that.
ReplyDeleteWhen you update from your iphone, plz tell us how you got through it all without breaking a sweat, ew. I'd like some tips for next time. Congrats, and I can't wait to hear how it goes!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see the obligatory "mommy in the hospital gown" photo sitting up in the hospital bed holding your precious wrapped burritos. Your blog won't be complete without it.
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!
ReplyDeleteTime to open some sparkaline cider!!!
We totally can't wait to hear ALL the detells!
Holy crap! This is SO incredible!!! Lynz has nothing on you. You're going to rock motherhood....and your twins will be lots cuter.
ReplyDeleteThis is gonna be good.
ReplyDelete*popcorn
Yay you! Such a trooper to let everyone know before you go... Good luck and stuff! Can't wait to see pics of the no longer feti anymore... :D
ReplyDeleteI'm going to place my bets on "P'd" your teensy pants. What with the twins doing doing Dance Dance Revolution on top of your teeny bladder filled with diet coke? Who could blame you? Don't worry TAMN. I won't tell Lynzi.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No membrane stripping?? Oh well - guess you have it easier than the rest of us. Congratz!
ReplyDeleteSO exciting! Can't wait to here all the deets! Just wish my baby would stop crying and wanting to nurse all the time so I could sit here by the computer clicking refresh and watching for updates! I swear I think she is trying to annoy me no purpose! I hope your babies won't be so demanding!
ReplyDeleteTHUNDERCATS ARE GO!
ReplyDeleteAaaahhh TAMNers!!! I hope JJWT liveblogs from the hospital! Minute by minute updates!
ReplyDeletewhat does Virile mean? i hope its not something dirty, TAMNERS! you gotta keep a good invoroment for the fetuses!! cause it sounds kind of dirty.
ReplyDeleteany ways, congrats, lady! hopefully you remembered to slater on the makeup and shave so you dont look like a total frump in the pictures...
Hold on until 12:01 AM Saturday...then your babys and I can share the same b-day. It would be the honor of a lifetime.
ReplyDeleteI am going to pee my pants in anticipation!! Get the epidural now!
ReplyDeleteGoody! You'll be back in your teeny uber cute clothes like, two hours after labor. Spare us the grody det's, though.
ReplyDeleteTAMN! Don't forget, Epi rhymes with Pedi!
ReplyDeleteI am excited for you!! Can't wait to see the little ones!
ReplyDeleteDo you already have everything set up with People magazine for first photos of the feti?
ReplyDeleteVirileNugget? I just p'd my teensy pants too! Holy crud TAMN, here they come!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my AwEsOmE!!!! Totes sending you some positive universe energy you're way, darling!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHere's a tip. The ginormous mirror they give you is excellent for a mid-pushing hair/cosmetic touch-up. You don't want the first impression the fetis have of you to be all wilty & smeared.
ReplyDeleteWoo-Hoo! PUSH! BREATHE! PUSH some more and BREATHE some more! Actually now that I think about who I'm talking to, I bet those brilliant feti will just crawl out on their own and you won't even break a sweat!
ReplyDeleteLike no freakin' way! *cute squeal*
ReplyDeleteDid you take your skinny jeans with you to the hospital? You'll totally fit in them.
ReplyDeleteNow brace yourself--don't have a conipsion or anything if both of your feti turn out to be like, um, well, like two boys instead of a prince and a princess. Just sayin'. Your dtd never really did confirm, did he?
ReplyDelete"Virile Nugget" I guess so, nuzzling crazy outside on a trampoline in this cold weather? dang. He's virile.
ReplyDeleteHoly Gosh! I was only slightly more excited about the birth of my own kids! Don't even worry; there's no pain.
ReplyDeleteEwwwww gross. What if you really just p'd your pants!?!
ReplyDeleteWow. Be prepared, the trip to the hospital is JUST like you see on the movies. Your husband rushes out to the car, remembering the suitcase but forgetting the wife. Then you better run all the red lights because you'll be delivering the baby in the car if not!!
ReplyDeleteFor your sake TAMN I hope your water really did break bc I made the embarassing mistake of going to the Hosp thinking my water broke only to find out I really did just pee my pants. Good Luck I don't care what anyone says. Don't be a hero GET THE EPIDURAL. The babies will get here just the same and your perfect hair du won't get so messed up and you won't look so sweaty and frazzeled in your maternity pics
ReplyDeleteAquamarines ARE pretty. Just make sure the birthstone is at least 6 carats. With diamonds on the side. Think that all through labor. And my friend S just had a baby, and she said contractions were the WORST. THING. EVER. (Her husband had scratch marks all over his arms... maybe you should cut your nails really quick?)
ReplyDeleteAH! Congratulations! Here comes two beautiful babies.
ReplyDeleteI am checking this blog every four minutes. HURRY UP AND HAVE THE BABIES! Plz! I will die!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes this is my second comment, like I said, every four minutes!
I hope you called all of your best friends and remembered to text all of your Mia Maids so they can meet you at the hospital.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'll want as many friends in the delivery room as possible. (more people to pay attention to you :)
EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE!
ReplyDeleteDON'T forget to FILM this!
ReplyDeletetAMN you frump, why havent you updated your blog yet? you are being very selfish by keeping us waiting like this. is that how you want to kick off your new family?
ReplyDeleteOh, and TAMNers? Don't listen to the negative people above. Of course it is a boy and a girl, and of course your water broke, you are TAMN! Things like that just DON'T happen to people as fabulous and richus as you. Good luck and hears to a painless birth!
ReplyDeletePretty sure you just P'd your pants.
ReplyDeleteOh JJWT your post was such a tender mercy. I stopped, kneeled down and gave thanks that I am single!
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