{{white teeth clench}}
Oh.
Em.
Gosh.
I picked the fetis's names last week but didn't tell a sole bc I wanted to keep them a top secret but somehow she found out. Lynzii had her bratty triplets early this morning and named them MY NAMES that I PICKED already and practically COPYRIGHTED.
She stole my names.
HER babies are now Taeyber, Taeygan and Taggleigh.
It is so on.
Shut up. What a little "B"! Don't worry TAMN. We'll think of something better and more uniquer. Besides, you and JJWT have a little stud to name anyway. He'll be way hot and his name will rock. He'll also be way too good for Lynzii's frumps.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry TAMN! But you are so creative- you'll think of even HOTTER names!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat's it. She wins. Game over. Those extra "e"s you added in Taeber and Taeygan and Taggleigh are really adorable.
ReplyDeleteChoose not to be offended.
ReplyDeleteShe totally stocks your blog. eeeewwwww! How total sad of her. Can't she get any ebffs of her own? LAME
ReplyDeleteTaggleigh? Haha. That name seriously makes me want to vomit.
ReplyDeletethe nerve...i can't bulieve her!
ReplyDeleteell. oh. ell.
ReplyDeleteDidn't see this one coming...well-played, genius author.
You can come up with way better names, anyway. This just gives you a better opportunity to let your little light shine.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad she couldn't come up with names on her own. You should def pity her and do lots of frown-smiling when you see her.
It's time to take those gloves off... is NOTHING is sacred anymore?
ReplyDeleteTHROWDOWN!
ReplyDeleteWhat a B. Maybe you could name the feti Moonshine and Bingo, super cute and super original!
ReplyDeleteOh no she di'unt!
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Heck. WHO does she think she IS? Ugh. I'm totes on your side. I can take her a super-fatty post-baby meal if you want. I'll hide calories everywhere I can.
ReplyDeleteOh, but I heard she didn't have a designer hospital gown so at least you can beat her on that. You have gotten yours right?
Glad you tricked her into thinking those were your names!!! Those are not even kewl enough for YOUR babies!!! Tell us, what are the fetis' real names???
ReplyDeleteAre the wooden block letters returnable or do you already have them up on the wall?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you tricked her into thinking those were YOUR names!!! But they are definitely not kewl enough for your feti!!!
ReplyDeleteWe had this exact problem in my family. You can always do what my aunt did when her sis-in-law "stole" her name - name your kids the same thing anyway, and then spend the rest of your life throwing your kids into direct competition with her kids, publicly declaring whose is the better "Taeygan". (You know yours will come out on top).
ReplyDeleteYou know, while you're working on better names for your own feti, you should probably tackle the ginorm service project of figuring out what the heck kind of cute names could make the octuplet babies happy to have such a sad Angelina-wannabe mom. (Did you see her on The Insider? She didn't even LOOK like Ange.)
ReplyDeleteHow about naming your twins "Lynzii" and "sukks" to get back at her? You can always change them later.
ReplyDeleteJust rest assured that her babies won't be as cute as yours even if she stole your names. When your son is the Quarterback on the HS football team and your daughter is head cheerleader, they can sit at laugh at Lynzii's outcasts triplets in the AP classes. Except I'm sure they'll laugh at them in a totally fellowshipping, non-judgemental, Jesus-said-love-everyone kind of way.
ReplyDeleteoh, hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhat a "B"!! She's totally gonna keep all those triplet elle bees!!
ReplyDeleteNO!!! Take the unrighteous witch down!
ReplyDeleteFor rude! I hope she was in labor for like 15 hours!!!!! *angelic smile*
ReplyDeleteDid she have boys, girls, or its?
ReplyDeleteOh no! What are you going to do TAMN?!
ReplyDeleteHopefully the Bachelor Finale tonight will make you fill tonz better! Oh my Heck did you read the spoilers online...Jason might be the biggest JERK on the planet if those rumors are truth! I was freakin ticked when I picked up my US Weekly on Friday and read that horrible article. I have been researching it on line all flippin day!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe her! You know how you can get back at her, though. When her uncool feti are blessed, count how many people are in the circle. Then for your totally righteous feti's blessing day, make sure you have DOUBLE the priesthood power present. Then everyone will know that you, JJWT and twins are the most righteous of the families. Cause everyone knows the power of the blessing is totally dependent on how many people you have in the circle.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't wait to hear the even more original names you come up with.
You can ask her how many stretch marks she got. When she says "a billion", smile sweetly, and tell her you don't have a single one.
ReplyDeleteFrom the comments I've read on previous posts, this blog is convincing people to become anorexic and drop out of school. Let's just all pray that it doesn't convince anyone to actually name their poor child Taggleigh. At least add a few more syllables to it so that when the kid grows up and hates it she can pretend it's pronounced differently than it's spelled.
ReplyDeletebahhhhahh....peeing my pants again!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry TAMNers, you know that her feti aren't even close to how cute yours are gonna be! Plus she's probably going to totally let herself go now, that will just be her totally getting what she deserves for being so holier-than-thou. Ew, what a B!
ReplyDeleteWay to secretly leak the names to Lynzi. I love how you are making her feel good about those hideous names! Way to make her THINK you wanted to use them! Now you can use your way cute, still top secret names.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a sign... Those names were ment to be for her. There is better out there for you.
ReplyDeleteShe is totally stalking your blog...its so sad that she has no friends. Just take comfort that her post triplet body is going to be way gross:)
ReplyDeleteOk, I know I am really ANTI -preterm, being a Utah-County-March-of-Dimes-March-for-Babies-pusher and all but really... 34 weeks...
ReplyDeleteIf you deliver first you get the names! I had my twins at 34wks. Just sayin'.
That said, I hope she delivers closer to full term...for the sake of the babies.
Plus Tagg doesn't have a Y in it?!? How'd that happen?
TAMNers: You'll come up with BETTER names, if you just remember this rule:
ReplyDeleteX is the new -ton
I'm totally praying for you everyminute.
Be they girls or be they boys? Is it just me or did that pregnancy go by way fast?
ReplyDeletehow 'bout Laebor and Laggleigh...the only problem is when you say them out loud. Otherwise TOTALLY cute to look at. ;)
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, they aren't cute kids anyway.
ReplyDeletePS How's about Tiffica or Rebbicany?
EW! The nerve! I have known FOR YEARS that my frist babies name will be-
ReplyDeleteTraistah-Lynndrial Kamberlashleigh
I totes sealed it up in my YW tempel marriage time capsell when I was 14 AND had it trademarked! Probelm sloved!
When you drop off her compassionate service meal say "we considered those names, but they are just too common". I'm sure they'll be good for your kids though - then frown smile. MWAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteMy sis in law was offended by the same thing. She was the 7th kid in her family and all the time, she just kept getting her names stolen by older family member that were married and having children. So she believed she should never tell a name she liked. I finally found out what the name she loved that her sister stole was.... I know it's sad, beucase that super original super one of a kind name was..... Noah
ReplyDeleteUmmm...did she actually name her children after you and JJWT? Hel-lo AWKWARD! What the H is wrong with her??? I mean, how jellus can you get? That's just SAD!
ReplyDeleteI no you will rize above this and find even more uniquer names for your feti!
I am thinking it might not be the worst thing in the world, just saying, with lurve for you darling, of course.
ReplyDeleteI was almost Morag ... you can have it. My gift to you, you'll have to figure out the other one on your own though.
ReplyDeleteETTE hun ETTE! So sorry that B named her uggo babies after you and JJWT, seriously awkward, who names there babies after other people in the ward! How about Taj (as in Mahal) Tique (as in anTique) and Tamela
ReplyDeleteAlisa said, "Are the wooden block letters returnable or do you already have them up on the wall?"
ReplyDeleteShe's onto something here. How about these anagrams? It's like a totally perky, cute, switcheroo!
Treygg & T'Gela-Ethane (it's like "Ethan," but female!)
Glengh (the "gh" is silent) & Taeya
Reyben & Tagglega
Beta & Theta (Greek letters are so in!)
Names like that will make Lynzii's stolen names look about as creative as Maddysyn. Uggers. (And she probably didn't even vote for Mitt!)
Relax TAMN. Seriously, unclench those teeth. We don't want you to crack one of your overly bleached incisors!
ReplyDeleteWho would do that to someone as amazing as you!? If I knew that little "B" I would totally hurt her..... bad. My heart is weeping fabulous tears for your fabulous heart.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do with the vinyls you ordered?? What a B!
ReplyDeleteun-freakin'-blievable. i seriously can't blieve she did that to you, of all people. time for a nomenclature smack-down. you have got to shake that one off and come up with even awesomer names. lucky for you, she can't change her names now. you don't have to worry that she'll steal anymore names.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I think. You and your husband both have four names that you abbreviate. Why not give your children the same choice of nicknames?
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those times when "B" just doesn't cut it. Go ahead and say it TAMN...
ReplyDeleteShe's a biotch.
You know I have to be brutally honest, I always thought those were stupid names, no offense! I would have told you so even if you named your precious bundles of love those vomitous names. Kidding! Seriously, though. Here is my precious life-saving idea, since you didn't go presidential. A good technique is to misspell a cute phrase so when it is said out loud you sound even more righteous. For instance Lettyce Prae, Daertou Duwright, Valien T'Servan, Standerda Libertie and so forth. I'm sure you'll find a way to be the preciousest.
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, my little feti is now an actual little person and is 10 times cuter than your babies will ever be. Yes, it's true
ReplyDelete*gasp*
ReplyDeleteWhat a witch with a b. That's all I have to say. I can't believe she did that.
Draw comfort in the fact that she's being spiteful, which is something you'd never do, so obviously you're so much more righteous than she is.
I don't see the problem. Just name your baby of of the following - totally different if you change the ending.
ReplyDeleteTaeybyn, Taeylynn and Taggleighn.
Wow. Cant believe that she would go through the effort of getting someone to find out what you were naming the feti! She prolly told them it would be a service... for her spawn!! Well, I guess this just shows how much envy she has for you and your way hot self... sad.
ReplyDeletethat is ridic!who does she think she is???
ReplyDeletebut really TAMN i've got a question for you.it is almost my little sister's prom and it is sooo hard to find a modest prom dress, did you have this difficulty? what advice would you give to her and your miamaids?
please make a shirt that says "it is so on!"
ReplyDeleteel.
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Sheez. I bet she got one of those tacky (and sometimes right) weird gypsy people and she foresaw the names. Just weird!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha You'll thank her later for stealing those names.
ReplyDeleteTAMN, when you meet her tripluts for the first time, you should totally mispronounce all of there names, like they are so inconsequential you can't even remember how to say them. That'll show Lynzii. But don't do it to be spiteful. Do it because you know that all of your e-bff's pity Lynzii for being such a sad, puthetic stocker and you don't want her to know how weird we think she is for stealing your names.
ReplyDeleteYou must live in Utah. :)
ReplyDeleteYou should tell Lynzii that it is so IN to cover her babies heads with bows that are ten times the size of their heads...
ReplyDeleteGeez...Sarah Palin move over, those names are way too righteous for the Lynz-bots tri-feta! Everyone knows you NEVER name multi-feti matchy matchies or they end up psycho O/C headbangers. She'll probably dress them alike too...
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