you're Qs: getting skinny, making babies, rocking tunes

Sorry I haven't blogged in fOrEvEr {two days}! Total slacker I know!! Just so busy reading blogs and stuff. The other day when you guys asked Qs about my life there were a few themes that imerged: getting skinny and making babies, two things that not to brag {I hate bragging} but that I obviously rock at.

The skinnybunz Qs:

The Boob Nazi said: I want to know how close you are to your pre-birth weight. Or is that a duh answer?
Janice & Don said "So I know you didn't get like huge or anything, but exactly how much did you gain with your stinkerbottoms? Have you lost it already?"
Amy said "TAMN, it's time to get into modest-bikini shape. Do you have any tips for slimming down FAST and looking amazing on the beach?"

Honestly, let me keep it real for a sec. Okay? Seriously you guys, I gained hardly anything. The down-there-doc told me I needed to just pack on pounds so I had to down hole milk and stuff and would just hardly gain an ounce even with twins! And, now I'm actually five ell-bees below my pre-preggo weight and there not even a month yet! So awesome slash wierd. I'll even post a ton of modest bikini pics to prove it. BUT if you look to closely you might realize they're actually from last summer, but just play along. lol.

Anyways, I have tonz of dieting tips. Not that I need to diet. I defiantly don't need to. I'm this skinny naturally. But I do have tons of tips. But that's like a whole nother post you guys so sit tight. No seriously, tighten your bum when you sit, I squoze my glutes 24/7 for a month and lost two pant sizes so now I'm a size negative which is a trail bc its impossible to find.

The making babies Qs:

Motion DeSmiths said: "TAMNs I've been married literally months and haven't even had ONE baby yet -- much less TWO!! Tell us how to make our love gardens as fertile as yours."
JessalynKate said "So I think I read that you and fertilebuns weren't trying when you got prego with the twins, but do you have advice for those of us who are trying to plant seeds in our (less than righteous) wombs??"

Ok this one is a sinch. You've probably already been taking prenatals since jr high bc they make your hair and nells grow, so that's a good start. If you want to be a mommy stat but hubby says no, just start accidently forgetting to take your b.c. pills but don't tell anyone. Or, replace them w/ Skittles. Then, nuzzle your brains out, and then pee on a stick, post pictures of the stick you peed on zoomed in so people can see the pee droplets and really feel part of the experience, and act totally flabbergassed about the whole thing. If this doesn't work I have no idea what to tell you, but, I'm pretty sure it always works.

Also, get this, Anne wanted me to turn off the musicplayer!!! She said "your awesomeness shines through way more if we are able to ponder in silence."

Ummmmmmmm, excuse me??

Never!

I love love LOVE knowing that thousands of people swear daily when there ears are assaulted slash startled when they forget to mute their computers. Do you even know me AT ALL!? Seriously, I would rather die than take my playlist off autoplay.