a 2nd entry if you if you tweet about TAMNDid I miss anything???
a 3rd entry if you become TAMN's best facebook friend
a 4rd entry if you tell your friends to tell there friends that you love my blog the mostest
a 5th entry if you incorporate TAMN into your VT message
a 6th entry if you tattoo "I {heart} TAMNs giveaways" on your lower back
a 7th entry if you get a vanity license plate frame about me
a 8th entry for anyone who takes a pic of their selves on the beach jumping in the air with either TAMN written on the sand or the clouds behind it spell TAMN
a 9th entry if that pic involves a modest bikini
a 10th entry if you vinyl and/or stencil about TAMNs giveaway on your living room wall, take a picture of it, and post it on your blog
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Okay, so THIS is not a giveaway but just fyi that from now on you get a:
done and done.
ReplyDeletefollower.
ReplyDeleteohmygosh... I just looked outside and the clouds are spelling TAMN right now!
ReplyDeletemust be a tender mercy!
This post actually makes me want to take the Lord's name in vain it's so accurate! SERIOUSLY people! If you want to have a giveaway, great, but just give it away, how about to a loyal reader even? I'm gonna do a giveaway and its only gonna be open to people who have been reading my blog for 6 months or more, so there! LOL
ReplyDeletehahaha, I hate these things. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteHOW DO I BECOME UR FB FRIEND??????
ReplyDeleteTell me, darling lady. I will even french braid your hair.
OH. EM. GEEEEEE.
ReplyDeleteWhat a coWiNcidence!!!!
I am SERIOUSLY sunbathing in my modest string bikini, showing of my (temporary, duh!!!) tramp stamp on my lower back that of course says I.HEART.TAMN. in the most darling font, and I'm planning my WAY FUN vt message, and i already took a BUH-jillion jumping in the air pictures at LAKE PAL and i SWEAR the clouds DID spell TAMN, and wait why would i need a license plate????...i don't drive anywhere...i'm a stay at home TROPHY WIFE!!!
Funny, funny, TAMN. You know I've already done all those things. And I have never won a giveaway. What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteSO funny.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? What if I name my next kid TAMN? Does that give me like, 20 entries? It should.
ReplyDeleteHow about a photo of my four darling children wearing embroidered letters on their shirts - T...A...M...N...?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I don't have four children, so that wouldn't work for me. Maybe for someone eltse though?
Wait...What if I have already done those things. I mean, what is an e-bff for, if not a lower back tattoo?
ReplyDeleteWOW!! totally on target~ I've seen these everywhere!!
ReplyDeleteOh TAMN, you are so generous and these ideas/suggestions/commandments are the bestest.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I have an existing tramp stamp that says "sassy chica". Would I still get an extra entry if I added I {heart} ~sassy chica~ TAMN's giveaways?
ReplyDeleteI call my TAMN license plate a "humility plate" because I am humbly greatful for how wealthy my luverbunz will someday be, and because he is the mostest cutest smartest gonna be richest hubby ever and so I humbly say I don't deserve him {Even though he totes knows he got a PrIzE in me!} so he'll buy me stuff like humility plates.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry did I say "humility plate"?! I meant humbleness plait. My bad!
ReplyDeleteHow about 11 entries if you're the first to comment! I am THAT into TAMN
ReplyDeletei do love your blog the mostest...5 through 10 are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhat, no extra entry for naming my adorable new-born TAMNY?!!! I want that birth certificate back if that's the case.
ReplyDeleteOk, someone PLEASE do the beach pic and the vinyl/stencil pic - I NEED to see that!!
ReplyDeletea 11th entry if you mention TAMN when you bear your testimony
ReplyDeleteWith regards to your poll: You are only a bad wifey if you didn't cry profusely when you sent JJWT off to school and have a moment of deep reflection about how time has passed too quickly and you can't believe how old he is getting...
ReplyDeleteWell done! Can't wait to see some of the suggestions for additional entries. If you incorporate them all, you could potentially log a zillion comments from just your family and a couple friends.
ReplyDeleteI think you should offer 11 entries for anyone who bears their testimony about you and has their husband record it on camera from the congregation, and then blogs it.
ReplyDeletewhat if i name my next child TAMN?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think it could happen, but this is funnier than all other posts ever! I'm totally using my next vinyl order to talk about YOU!
ReplyDeleteAn 11th entry if you name your child TAMN or JJWT :)
ReplyDeletePlease don't encourage tattoos. Your influence is too great to ignore.
ReplyDeleteBut how do you make the clouds spell your name? I want to do that.
I don't know when this post was done, but I think it's ironic that there are 0 comments! Poor TAMN! Her post is on for even a second without someone telling her how funny she is! How else will a person know her self worth? I still love you!
ReplyDeleteOh! I can TOTallY fit a mention of your endless cutenseess into my VT message! I'm going out today, anyway :)
ReplyDeletehahahaha!! Good one TAMN!
ReplyDeleteHow about wearing TAMN's merchandise?
ReplyDeleteWhat if I name my first born child TAMN regardless of its gender?
ReplyDeleteLaughing so hard my lower back fat is jiggling so the tattoo needle is making the cute brackets look more like frownsmiles. { :S }
ReplyDeleteI love it! I'll be getting that tattoo for sure - totally worth it for an extra entry for nothing! Glad to help your self-esteem!
ReplyDeleteOkay, seriously.... that just made my week!!
ReplyDeleteAre you going to be selling vanity plate frames in your store? When will you be making new t-shirts?
ReplyDeleteI just my appointment for a tattoo, I live in Elko, so most of our tattoo parlors are backed up until November, ya know for those pre-Christmas tattoos. So hopefully I'll be there by your next giveaway!
ReplyDeleteYou don't mean a real tattoo cuz those are so defying your temple right? You mean one of the henna ones.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha!! Love it!! Love when you talk about tramp stamps and VT messages in the same blog post!
ReplyDelete11th entry - Name your baby TAMN.
ReplyDeleteWow, I JUST finished my post about a Giveaway! Though I don't have that list of giveaway rules, thankfully! In defense of the "extra entries for tweets, etc." I will say that those of us who are part of BlogHer when we do sponsored Giveaways they actually require that type of thing--it's their deal not ours. Just sayin'. Oh, and I'm giving away something CUTE! Because it's all about the cuteness!
ReplyDeleteWhat if I buy an advertizement on KSL directly after confrince that talks about your giveaway?
ReplyDeleteI'm going Visiting Teaching in an hour, I will be sure to center the message around TAMN.
Does one tattoo count from now on, or do I have to get a new tattoo per giveaway?
ReplyDeleteHow many entrys would I get for flying a small plane over Denver with TAMN is Seriously So Blessed banner attached to it? Its only one state away from Utah, so I'm thinking it should count for alot.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the bonus entry for using the Papyrus font on both the vinyl lettering AND the back tatoo.
ReplyDeleteI went visiting teaching today since it is the 30th, and I devoted my message to TAMN's cuteness and richeousness, but Sister L. is 89 and didn't get what I was talking about. Maybe she didn't have her hearing ade turned on. Next month I will take her some fridge magnates so she will get it.
ReplyDeletePlease, PLEASE tell me this post was not inspired by any real blogs.
ReplyDelete*GASP* You are suggesting a Tatoo?
ReplyDeleteWell...I guess if it's for a good cause...I mean, if it's still covered by my modest bikini and only my husband can actually see it, and he thinks it's hot...then it's not against the plan. Right?
Um, if I can get the clouds to spell your adorable name, I think that's an automatic win, right?
ReplyDeletehee hee hee Hey I got right next to Jilly bean. I lub her so much. Tamn, we went to IKEA together. If we knew who you were you could tag along! Are you back from D.C. yet?
ReplyDeleteI think you forgot surrendering your first born ;) lol
ReplyDeleteI'm totally going for the 4rd entry just because you wrote 4rd, not 4th. I love you, TAMN. And as usual, you hit this one right on the money!
ReplyDeleteDamn, indeed cool info. How will I get this RSS?
ReplyDeleteNicky Karver
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