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December 17, 2009

dear santa,

{part 1 of alot}





I've been reallllly good this year, making the twins cute daily, being a hot wife, uplifting other's thru my blog and being a true giver of advice and judgement. Just stick to the list and every one will be happy.

As always plz include a gift reciept.

{heart},
TAMNers

59 comments:

  1. seriously TAMN, those shoes are aMAziNg. I have at leest five dresses that would match - Too bad you kin only wear something like that once.

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  2. How embarrassing that you don't already have most of those things...really. I feel sorry for you...

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  3. TAMNers, help - what is the last picture?

    also, thanks for the uplifting thorugh your blog. the advice and occasional judgement of me and my lifestyle is so redemptive.

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  4. THAT HIDEOUS NECKLACE IS PERFECT.

    no offense, TAMN.

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  5. I'll never understand the sudden popularity of owls.

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  6. Dead on. The Anthro, the owls, the weird necklace, TWO kitchenaids, camera...

    check check check check check.

    I bow to you, TAMN.

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  7. I love the boots. I need a pair of brown boots. I so want that camera, but TAMN, I thought you were starting a photography business -- you mean you don't have a overpriced camera already? You must be a really good baker, needing two Kitchenaids (since I know you must have one already), and I love the bowls, too!

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  8. Is that last one a purse, necklace, or headband? Because it would be perfectaid it came as a set of all three!

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  9. Those shoes are just aDORable, and of course they'll look waaaaaaay better on you than anyone else. Merry Christmas, TAMNers!

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  10. I am so glad you are celebrating the true meaning of the season, TAMN. Materialism.

    There is so much pressure to think about Baby Jesus! You are a true example of what Christmas really is about.

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  11. OOOMMMGGGOODNESS!!!! are lists are totally exactly alike! except mine has a GINORM diamond ring and cute litte (HUGE) Cottage in the Avenues attatched to it! how CrAzY cUtE are you!?

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  12. What about some fake glasses that you don't need? Or is that too frumpy?

    (I own a coat like that. I feel weird about this post.)

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  13. OOOMMMGGGOODNESS!!!! are lists are totally exactly alike! except mine has a GINORM diamond ring and cute litte (HUGE) Cottage in the Avenues attatched to it! how CrAzY cUtE are you!?

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  14. "Just stick to the list and plz include a gift reciept." Way to get down to business, girl.

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  15. Man, there goes my husband's gross annual salary ...!

    You make me laugh so hard, TAMN!!

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  16. O.M.Goshers TAMN. You don't have one of those coats? I thought everyone who is anyone like so totally has one. - I have one. Guess I'm cuter than you. But Jesus still loves you, just like he loves Yvette.
    xoxo

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  17. Oh TAMNerz! PLEAZze pick ME! {ri-chus-pout}
    This is a givea-way, right?

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  18. I think you better get just one Kitchenaid, TAMN. They are both darling, but what if people think you have two because you make JJWT HELP????

    Just looking out for you, babe.

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  19. yeah, seriously... you mean you DON'T already have three funky- colored kitchen aids? *frownsmile*

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  20. TAMN, how would I know what was oh-so hott rite now without you? I seriusly need to re-vamp my xmas list, and totes post it on my blog just in case my MIL checks it. Links are helpful tho, then you will be shure to not get a nock-off. Yucky!

    PS I think you forgot to ask for another headwrap/earmuff/croshey thing. I know you aready have 4, but you need a mustard yellow one too!!!

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  21. You don't already have a cute standing mixer? Sad.

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  22. so, is one kitchenaid for home and the other for when you housesit?

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  23. TAMN, giving you a Canon 5D is like giving a Stradavarious violin to a 2nd grader. A complete and utter tragedy. {Frownmile.}

    I do like those bowls, though. :)

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  24. Those Bootsie Boots would be so cutsie cute on you!

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  25. Oh my goshers...I just about peed my pants because I have almost the EXACT wish list!!! The spirit must have spoken to both of us on what the most rightous list would be.

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  26. Um . . . is that TWO Mixers? Or does Santa get to chose?

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  27. I'm confused, these boots you want have like no heal.

    This is seriously the first time I've ever doubted your fashion cents.

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  28. That Jessica Simpson song is just - disturbing.

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  29. love that you want two mixers... of course you'll need one to match your winter decor and one for summer!

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  30. No, seriously. WHAT IS THAT LAST THING??? It's freaking me out.

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  31. You're list is about purrfect but you did forget to add a feathered headband off etsy or anthro.com.

    Guess your not as inspired as i thought.

    :)


    ps. I'm laughing about this hysterically inside: "just stick to the list and every one will be happy"

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  32. Dang, I have that coat...off to go give it to charity!

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  33. Wow, all of a sudden I feel rilly humble/frumpy about my wish list. A new microwave, a church CD, and a pedicure (I don't have any ads to pay for mine!!) Clearly I need to read this blog a LOT more often!

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  34. That last thing is a necklace. A SSB necklace. See the bird? And the nest, with two eggs in it?

    (The fact that I could identify it makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and suck my thumb.)

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  35. Is the last one hair accessories? Socks with buttons? Scarves? Could it really be what Kemi said?

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  36. Yes, that last thing is in fact a necklace. Yep.

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  37. TAMN, hon...I appreciate your great need to own an awesome camera to immortalize your perfectness...but you really shouldn't do it with a Canon. Nikon baby! Nikon all the way.

    Your welcome.

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  38. lol this would be a GREAT giveaway!

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  39. Yeah, seriously, WHAT is with owls these days?

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  40. Wow, I agree with most everyone:

    That necklace is hecka ugly.

    And why haven't you posted a picture of a feather headband? Peacock feathers are especially in I think. {frownsmile}

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  41. wow tamn... this looks just like my christmas list. i love the car though... {sigh} maybe my hubby will take a hint

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  42. I know you're tOtOlLy embarrassed but you mispelt a word. *Rilly*

    S'okay, tho. Cuz I'm sure it was meant in a cutesy way.

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  43. PLUHEEZE.

    That coat is SO 2 years ago.

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  44. That coat is not just 2 years ago, it is 40 years ago. My roommate from SoCal had just such a coat and froze when she got to Utah. . The necklace, if that's what it is, is perfect.

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  45. That last thing is a necklace, which is worn by the model, over her black v-neck top. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but sometimes these home-made crafts things turn out looking a little bit too much home-made. But that's okay, TAMN. You tried hard. Maybe scrap-booking is more your calling than necklaces. Love you, XOXO... D.

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  46. I can't believe Jessica Simpson recorded "Breath of Heaven." The whole Virgin Mary thing was much more believable coming from Amy Grant.

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  47. You don't already have all this stuff TAMN? That's too bad. Frown-smile.

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  48. The scary thing is that I am looking at that necklace thinking, "Hey, I could make one of those." In fact if I could get my hand on some feathers I probably have the rest of the supplies to make one or two hundred of those. I guess it's time to start an Etsy shop. (Except I don't have any free time for crafting--why did I have children, again?)

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  49. dear santa, ditto. seriously!

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  50. I don't know you but by the look of your list, we would be great friends! :)

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  51. LOL omg! That's the ugly necklace from someone else's blog. In fact I'm pretty sure this entire list comes from her approved donations list. Cuz if your gonna donate to the less(way more) fortunate than it better not be crappy!

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  52. Just the Artisan Kitchen Aid? Not the Pro?

    I'm shocked and disappointed.

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  53. So, I have the Naughty Monkey yellow heels. I now feel weird wearing them! Thanks TAMN!

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  54. I'm sincerely embarrassed right about now. Tamn... did you read my blog? I think I might have to go back and delete my note to Santa. Why do you have to be so good??

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