...post the giveaway winners but that'll have to wait bc guess who
WIXED ME AWAY ON A
SUPRISE
TRIP TO HAWAII/CABO/CARIBBEAN???
love you honey! thanx for booking all that stuff i sent you! I HAD NO IDEA! especially after i threw our plates and demanded a tan instead of inversion yuckies and shrieked that all my freinds get vaycays and I never do and if you loved me you would take me troppical places! lol.
love you!
How disgustingly, selfishly, and perversely ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTantrums work sometimes, but if you REALLY want to get what you want without having to throw things, check out Fascinating Womanhood. You will be able to manipulate your DH in so many ways and he'll never know it, he'll just think you're more adorable than ever!
ReplyDeleteOh wow TAMN!
ReplyDeleteYou are always my idol when it comes to know the little things that make the marriage work. I am always wishing and hoping quietly while I blog about it and vent to my friends so forcefully that they can't vent back (LOVE to help them but about 90% of the time I just need to get it all out and not have to listen in return, KWIM?)
Thanks for reminding me that he isn't a mind reader. I need to be downright explicit and TELL him to be a mind reader. After all, fake it until you can make it!
What does inversion mean?
ReplyDeleteWhen are you going!? We'll be in Mexico next week! We should do lunch. Wait. Do they have Cafe Rio there?
ReplyDeleteThrowing plates is a great way to update your dinnerware. That's why I stick forks down the garbage disposal.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your tropical vacation! If you are going to the Caribbean, I would suggest reading the news and study up on the country called "Haiti."
I just KNEW you were a demanding shrieker! J/K! I fill sorry for the looosers who doesn't cruise every winter. They're so poor. And cold!
ReplyDeleteJJWT is soooo fun and spontaneus!
ReplyDeleteGolly, I hope you didn't get wisked to the carribean, I heard somewhere that something super offal happened their recently, though I don't know the deets. I'd hate for your cruise stop in Hatee to be ruined. However, your totally forgiven on condition I receive two dozen mini-breasts from the toothcake fairy or whatever it is called. They looked delicious.
ReplyDeleteuncanny similarities...
ReplyDeleteI bet JJWT is so happy he married such a sweet wifey poo.
ReplyDeleteWOWZERS! How did he KNOW???
ReplyDeleteAnd once again, I am so grateful (oops, I mean greatful!) that I don't live in Zion.
I love it when they pick up on subtle clues like that. Some just don't get it.
ReplyDeletecUte tanTrumS are the BeSt! ExpeciAlLy wHen TheY enD wiTh DaRLinG tAn LiNEs frOm YoUr mOdESt BiKIni!!!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, I was watching the new version of Jane Austen's "Emma" the other night and suddenly it donned on me that you are just like her!
ReplyDeleteAmanda, if I haven't gotten this wrong (and I certainly ought to know it by now) an inversion is where cold air settles above warm air and traps all the smog close to the land. Utah's mountain valleys are perfectly configured to have long-lasting inversions each winter, giving us the worst air quality in the country, while larger coastal cities that generate more pollution get their dirty air wixed away by fresh ocean breezes. Exercising outside during an inversion is nasty on your lungs, dark smoggy air is depressing, and many Utahns feel like killing themselves, or killing someone else, during the long inversions of January and February. Plate-throwing is an understandable measure to escape the misery.
fabulous. new dish ware AND a vaca. clever!!
ReplyDeleteWhen are you going to haiti with the rest of the volunteers, c'mon Tamn...
ReplyDeletespoiled rotten.
ReplyDeleteSo how far in advance of your surprise vacay were you packed?!?!?!?
ReplyDeletei'm dying to know who are the winners! but a "surprise" vacay is so understandable with this yucky air!
ReplyDeleteHooray for highly-effective TAMNtrums!!
ReplyDeletethe surprise vacay was a great idea; you didn't have to worry about anyting dealing with Yvette's fairwell good job JJWT!
ReplyDeletemyimaginaryblog - I LOVE how you worked "wixed" into your definition. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteIf you wait 10 seconds, then open a new browser window, Don't' Stop Believin' will play as a round!
ReplyDeletetime for you to get a new modest bikini! and since you are going on a cruise, you totes don't have to dress all modest and stuff.
ReplyDeleteYou MUST get your stuff from my friend's blog. You are so dead on. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteawesome! when r u going? make it end of April because that's when my honey and i are going :-) we can hang together and u can show me your modest bikini because i can't seem to wrap my head around that concept. i didn't have to throw plates to get my trip though. i just acted like i was going to throw plates. don't worry JJWT will get it one of these days. reading your needs right before damage and destruction happen come with maturity. :-)
ReplyDeleteActually, in an inversion the cold air is trapped UNDER the warm air. That's why the air is so cold in addition to being icky and gunky. Just thought I'd clarify! :)
ReplyDeleteTamn, are you DVRing Idol and Emma?
If attention is the new currency, you must be filthy rich.
ReplyDeleteYou and Token Asian Friend are the perfect foils. Enjoy your surprise vacay! I've been married 29 years and never had one of those!
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