I'm so embarassed for you. Soreness is your body telling you you are a flabby lame-o, no offense. I'm looking forward to the resurrection only to see how good everyone else will look--- my body is as close to perfection as one can come in this life. Not to brag or anything.
OMHeck! I totally know what you mean! The first 7 times I did it it totally kicked my trash. Even though I've done it so many times I still like to announce that I'm starting up again because I'm feeling so flabby in my size 2 True Religion jeans. Then I like to talk non-stop about how sore I am and how I barely got through the first level, but then I like to flex my anorexic arm and complain how I'll never get rid of all this extra stuff.
Yeah, P90X is the bestest. Can't wait to see your results. Be sure to post before and afters. And don't forget to update Facebook EVERY time you do a workout. Awesome.
Do you not love your kids enough to brag about their 1st birthday party? They need to know their mom was proud enough to tell complete strangers about their 1st birthday. We need to know how it went!
What!!?!? I thought everyone was still into Richard simmons's sweatin' to the oldies....Did I miss something? How do you get p90x? (Is this like chickien pox?)
Normally I feel rather up to speed on the satirical content, but I have absolutely no idea what ps90x is. Some sort of work out regimen I guess? Someone help out this non-zionic reader please! :)
I've got to do the P90X, maybe if I were as fit physically as I am spiritually I would get pregnant with twins as cute as yours! I will give them totally awesome names that will guarantee their spirituality! Love ya TAMN, and keep rockin' the P90X, you're so skinny it will only make your body hotter and make your man honor his priesthood more!
You should totally be doing the uber cute Turbo Jam chick's version. It's way better to be caught *unexpectedally* by your VT's in your cute get up working out with a girl than some random guy. Besides if he tells you're looking hot, isn't that akin to cheating. Not to judge, but get thee a Chalene Johnson version of the p90X.
Tamn, just be sure to reward yourself with a 400 calorie muffin and a 300 calorie smoothie every morning. You EARNED it! Also, be sure to join a Pizza fan club, a Coldstone fan club, and a weight watchers fan club on facebook all on the same day.
did you see the way cute plastic cup birthday sign on the overpass in Draper for a 5-year old's b-day? Reminds me of when you did JJWT's. Give your worn out size 0 body a break from the exercise and do something like this for the twinses b-day.
I recently did the ab routine, and I want to know: does anyone else think that Tony Horton is flaming gay? He gets way too excited over the guys sweating their buns off...
Ok, TAMN, here's the skinny. I have a major love-hate-but-mostly-love relationship with your blog. I used to be the best and hottest freakin wife and mom EVER (even better than you, seriously--I mean, I posted my kids' 2-month updates DAY OF, not like a WEEK later--not judgin, just sayin). Then I randomly came across your blog, and now ALL I do is sit on my formerly-rock-solid BUNS OF STEEL and read post after pointless, hilarious, awesome post, all the while neglecting my kick-A Hubbernubbins and my perfect little angelkins (BOTH girls, and less than 16 months apart--my righteous womb kicks your trash). What have you done to me?!?! Please stop, my perfectly-toned abs are aching from too much laughing.
I'm so embarassed for you. Soreness is your body telling you you are a flabby lame-o, no offense. I'm looking forward to the resurrection only to see how good everyone else will look--- my body is as close to perfection as one can come in this life. Not to brag or anything.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was only a matter of time before you hopped on the p90x bandwagon!
ReplyDeleteOMHeck! I totally know what you mean! The first 7 times I did it it totally kicked my trash. Even though I've done it so many times I still like to announce that I'm starting up again because I'm feeling so flabby in my size 2 True Religion jeans. Then I like to talk non-stop about how sore I am and how I barely got through the first level, but then I like to flex my anorexic arm and complain how I'll never get rid of all this extra stuff.
ReplyDeleteYeah, P90X is the bestest. Can't wait to see your results. Be sure to post before and afters. And don't forget to update Facebook EVERY time you do a workout. Awesome.
thank you...
ReplyDeleteAwe TAMN. {BIGGEST frown-smile EVER @ you!)
ReplyDeleteDon't you know that ps90X is not for girls! Physique 57 is where it is at. {Just ask Kelly Ripa and all the other celebs}
ps90X = bulky thighs and muscles. :(
physique 57 = lean and lengthened muscles :)
Bless your poor bulky heart and thighs :(
I wasn't sure what they meant by "Muscle confusion" and I don't know how that's supposed to make you buff.
ReplyDeleteBut then I'm intellectually confused all the time and I'm totally deep, intellectual and know everything. So it has to work.
Do you not love your kids enough to brag about their 1st birthday party? They need to know their mom was proud enough to tell complete strangers about their 1st birthday. We need to know how it went!
ReplyDeleteI dindt know you were into infomercials!
ReplyDeleteYou should try PS3-90x.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little surprised TAMN.If you were in good shape to begin with it wouldn't hurt at all.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin.....
LOL. I love that it's "PS90x" to you, like play station meets buffness. Love you!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I def think that being sore from doing P90X one time makes it okay to act like you're still doing it everyday.
ReplyDelete-sigh- You know, it's no fun when you make me feel like a cliche'.
ReplyDeleteI've heard those finger push ups can prevent you from blogging.
ReplyDeleteWhat!!?!? I thought everyone was still into Richard simmons's sweatin' to the oldies....Did I miss something? How do you get p90x? (Is this like chickien pox?)
ReplyDelete@J-Dub: hahaha!
ReplyDeleteNormally I feel rather up to speed on the satirical content, but I have absolutely no idea what ps90x is. Some sort of work out regimen I guess? Someone help out this non-zionic reader please! :)
ReplyDeleteI've got to do the P90X, maybe if I were as fit physically as I am spiritually I would get pregnant with twins as cute as yours! I will give them totally awesome names that will guarantee their spirituality! Love ya TAMN, and keep rockin' the P90X, you're so skinny it will only make your body hotter and make your man honor his priesthood more!
ReplyDeleteYou should totally be doing the uber cute Turbo Jam chick's version. It's way better to be caught *unexpectedally* by your VT's in your cute get up working out with a girl than some random guy. Besides if he tells you're looking hot, isn't that akin to cheating. Not to judge, but get thee a Chalene Johnson version of the p90X.
ReplyDeleteLame. Everyone knows Crossfit is where it's at. Maybe you've been in Zion too long.
ReplyDeleteSad.
Tamn, just be sure to reward yourself with a 400 calorie muffin and a 300 calorie smoothie every morning. You EARNED it!
ReplyDeleteAlso, be sure to join a Pizza fan club, a Coldstone fan club, and a weight watchers fan club on facebook all on the same day.
did you see the way cute plastic cup birthday sign on the overpass in Draper for a 5-year old's b-day? Reminds me of when you did JJWT's. Give your worn out size 0 body a break from the exercise and do something like this for the twinses b-day.
ReplyDeleteI recently did the ab routine, and I want to know: does anyone else think that Tony Horton is flaming gay? He gets way too excited over the guys sweating their buns off...
ReplyDeleteDatin'Kait: there is nothing hotter than a sweating gay guy. You can lust all you want and it's not going to lead to problems.
ReplyDeleteTAMN, have you NOT heard about INSANITY workouts from Beach Body?!
Awesome.
ReplyDeleteTony Horton = Michael Scott
enlighten us lam-o's who don't know what the p90x is ....
ReplyDeleteWhat?! Your not going to Crossfit? Awww....P90X is soooo 2009. I'll pray for you!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, P90X is soooo last year. Now it's ChaLEAN Extreme... all the girls in my ward are doing it.
ReplyDeletewhat, no april Fool's prank post? I'm so disappointed in you.
ReplyDeletedefine "trash" in the cutest way possible, please
ReplyDeleteOk, TAMN, here's the skinny. I have a major love-hate-but-mostly-love relationship with your blog. I used to be the best and hottest freakin wife and mom EVER (even better than you, seriously--I mean, I posted my kids' 2-month updates DAY OF, not like a WEEK later--not judgin, just sayin). Then I randomly came across your blog, and now ALL I do is sit on my formerly-rock-solid BUNS OF STEEL and read post after pointless, hilarious, awesome post, all the while neglecting my kick-A Hubbernubbins and my perfect little angelkins (BOTH girls, and less than 16 months apart--my righteous womb kicks your trash). What have you done to me?!?! Please stop, my perfectly-toned abs are aching from too much laughing.
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