UMMMM...this MUST be an ApRiL fOoL's joke cause if you're not in law/biz/med/dental school...well then, you pretty much don't even have a testimony...MMMmmm,kay?
Haha! You nearly had me there. But then I know that nobody in the Peace Corps wears Axe so you'd never do that.
Nor would you admit to missing all 12 brackets. That's the plus of living the plan. When people ask about your brackets, you say, "I don't gamble." with a studly righteous smirk. Later on you pretend you just knew it all along.
Bwahahaha! I love best accessory poll! I can't stand all these grown women with their huge headbands/floweres/bows! Oooh, look at me!! More like look at my huge, decorated head! Or maybe their trying to make a ginorm head look smaller by making the accessories bigger. Ahhh.
And the squished material...lol!! I almost couldn't decide which to vote for!!!
Oh surrrre you are joining the Peace Corps. Hahaha! I can just picture TAMN trying to adjust to life in a small village in a developing country. No Rio, no pedis, no Anthro. I don't think so !! Happy April Fools, love you, XOXO. :-)
Clever, clever! Sneaking in two April Fools jokes into one post! Of course JJWT isn't losing in all 12 brackets! And the Peace Corps... well, we all know how TAMN would feel about THAT annual salary!
I think misspelling "losing" would've gotten you kicked out eventually anyway. Best to quit while you're ahead. ;) Plus side: Peace Corps does wonders for student loans...
But JJWT! You can't support TAMN's excessive spending if you join the Peace Corps! Don't you know that ladies become all frumpified unless you keep dumping money into them? You've gotta protect your investment!
You can always do charity work after you retire. There's doctors without borders, or being stationed on a ship like the Hope. By then, the twins will be through school and launced into their own lucrative careers which will support you and TAMN in the manner to which she's become accustomed.
By then, TAMN will be so-well preserved with face lifts and other plastic surgery your associates will think you robbed the cradle, and think you're even hotter than they imagined.
Oh man, if this were true you guys would totally be getting a divorce, which is so unrighteous of you. On a real note, I did AmeriCorps. I was a VISTA. The monthly living stipend sucks, the hours suck, and the education award at the end is pittance when law school tuition is $40,000 a year (some of us are unrighteous and don't go to BYU's law school.) But, I really wouldn't have traded that experience for anything.
Dude, JJWT, we're all loosing because of that stupid number-1 team loosing.
ReplyDeletethis one made me laugh out loud. LIKE that would EVER happen!
ReplyDeleteUMMMM...this MUST be an ApRiL fOoL's joke cause if you're not in law/biz/med/dental school...well then, you pretty much don't even have a testimony...MMMmmm,kay?
ReplyDeleteAPRIL FOOLS! RIGHT??? right???
ReplyDeleteIt can't be JJWT, because he would never misspell "losing". It's April Fool's Day! Caught you, TAMN!
ReplyDeleteIs that a fashion design company?
ReplyDeleteOMGsh!! TAMN is NOT going to like your April Fools joke. Seriously, there are some lines that just should not be crossed.
ReplyDeleteHaha! You nearly had me there. But then I know that nobody in the Peace Corps wears Axe so you'd never do that.
ReplyDeleteNor would you admit to missing all 12 brackets. That's the plus of living the plan. When people ask about your brackets, you say, "I don't gamble." with a studly righteous smirk. Later on you pretend you just knew it all along.
I'm so sad it is April First because I think that you would really be awesome in the Peace Core. You must have lots of pashence to live with TAMN
ReplyDeleteHa ha TAMN! You can't April Fools' me!
ReplyDeleteway to be.
ReplyDeleteway. to. be.
I'm thinking this is your April Fool's Day joke. Corps... so funny.
ReplyDeleteYou know, JJWT, it's about time you graduated from law/biz/med/dental school anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou can't fool me! You could get excommunicated for doing something like that!
ReplyDeleteIf you do you may be "going through the big D and I don't mean Dallas."
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! I love best accessory poll! I can't stand all these grown women with their huge headbands/floweres/bows! Oooh, look at me!! More like look at my huge, decorated head! Or maybe their trying to make a ginorm head look smaller by making the accessories bigger. Ahhh.
ReplyDeleteAnd the squished material...lol!! I almost couldn't decide which to vote for!!!
Oh surrrre you are joining the Peace Corps. Hahaha! I can just picture TAMN trying to adjust to life in a small village in a developing country. No Rio, no pedis, no Anthro. I don't think so !! Happy April Fools, love you, XOXO. :-)
ReplyDeleteNo don't give up yet... I know it's rough but you guys can pull it through. Remember it is always darkest before the dawn.
ReplyDeleteOh JJWT, what a kidder you are. That is the bestest April Fool evar. I'll bet TAMN just loves your sense of humer.
ReplyDeleteZMOG.
ReplyDeleteYou will totally rock the uniform.
they have a uniform don't they? Maybe TAMN can design one?
Happy april fool's day to you too.
ReplyDeletewhoa. need to hear what tamn has to say....I'm sure she'd love living in a 3rd world country...
ReplyDeleteHa. Right, JJWT. And TAMN is divorcing you to go live the life of a barefoot nun in the arctic wastes of Russia.
ReplyDeleteDude!
ReplyDeletedoes TAMN know?
And more importantly, how will this affect her etsy allowance?!!
jjwt--- that is totally the best decision.
ReplyDeleteWow. I know that TAMN will be so happy about your change in priorities and your desire to serve. (Have you been talking to Ruth?)
ReplyDeleteThat is not even a funny joke, JJWT!
ReplyDeleteThat is the fastest way to rid yourself of the burden, I mean blessing, of having TAMN as your wife.
ReplyDeleteClever, clever! Sneaking in two April Fools jokes into one post! Of course JJWT isn't losing in all 12 brackets! And the Peace Corps... well, we all know how TAMN would feel about THAT annual salary!
ReplyDeleteThat's all it took?
ReplyDeleteDoes the peace corps have a wives club, you know, like an officer's wives club?
ReplyDeleteapril fools
ReplyDeleteI think misspelling "losing" would've gotten you kicked out eventually anyway. Best to quit while you're ahead. ;) Plus side: Peace Corps does wonders for student loans...
ReplyDeleteWhat a great April Fools joke. No way JJWT could have lost in ALL 12 brackets....
ReplyDeleteBut JJWT! You can't support TAMN's excessive spending if you join the Peace Corps! Don't you know that ladies become all frumpified unless you keep dumping money into them? You've gotta protect your investment!
ReplyDeleteApril fools!
ReplyDeleteRight??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Think of the children! They will grow up not shabby chic but just shabby. Plus you won't be able to afford an Escalade!
ReplyDeleteThe Peace Corps is so 5 years ago. Evrryone knows Teach for America is where all the smarties go.
ReplyDeleteYou can always do charity work after you retire. There's doctors without borders, or being stationed on a ship like the Hope. By then, the twins will be through school and launced into their own lucrative careers which will support you and TAMN in the manner to which she's become accustomed.
ReplyDeleteBy then, TAMN will be so-well preserved with face lifts and other plastic surgery your associates will think you robbed the cradle, and think you're even hotter than they imagined.
Oh man, if this were true you guys would totally be getting a divorce, which is so unrighteous of you.
ReplyDeleteOn a real note, I did AmeriCorps. I was a VISTA. The monthly living stipend sucks, the hours suck, and the education award at the end is pittance when law school tuition is $40,000 a year (some of us are unrighteous and don't go to BYU's law school.) But, I really wouldn't have traded that experience for anything.
So TAMN did you fall for his awesome april fools prank? Good one!
ReplyDeleteSo TAMN did you fall for his awesome april fools prank? Good one!
ReplyDeletePeace Core is sooo against the plan. You have to grow your hair long and wear sandals and be sweaty and stuff. ICK!!!
ReplyDeleteUh oh. Remember when TAMN's ex-fiance changed his major to social work? You better watch out...
ReplyDelete