oh right, because you're more righteous than those yuckos who have to wait around and pee on a stick. aren't you glad you can just tell the very second it happens?
OMGZ 1st of all CoNgRaTzZ on ur new lil MIRACLE!!!!!!! U def r preggers bc U know how U just KNOW??? like the sec u get knocked up?? every good mom has that enstinct. NE WAY so guess what else this means??? Ur new baby will be SOOOO much cuter and tinier and more darling than Frumpy Ruth's baby. The baby will TOTES steal the spotlite and guess what?? U deserve that! cutest cell cluster ever!
How are Alyviah and Tridger handling it? Are they having any sibling rivalry yet or are they just soo gentle with little babies because they're so excited for the new baby? Or maybe you haven't told them yet?
Ok no preggo story is complete without explaining how you came to be nuzzling, like the "how we met" stories. So did you have a difference and it was make-up nuzzles? Were you trying to bribe him to get something you wanted? Did you announce you were ovulating and excuse yourself from couples FHE? Did you put on baby einstein's for the twinners and go for the back seat of the car (in the garage still) to relieve what you wish high school had been? TAKE PHOTOS OF THE PLACE OF CONCEPTION TO START THE SCRAPBOOK (I assume you got a pick of the clock at the exact moment you felt the spiritual prompting that you were with darlin' child)
Ummm, when you say "just got preggo", do you mean like right when you wrote this? But your baby ticker is already up, so I know you have that special spiritual sense that makes you so super in-tune with your baby, you know, kind of what you use for elimination communication.
Oh my wow. I think the ticker is great and all, but...um...at this point it looks a little bit like a lizard to me. Or an alien. Way to count your eggs before they're hatched though! (Or implanted for that matter...)
{sO aMaZiNg} that you were able to {OvErCoMe} your infertilities while you were just "seeing what happens." Way to CTR!!! You must pay extra tithing...
Please, {PlEaSe}, PLZ post pictures of your {PeEd On} pregnancy test for us!!! Because THAT'S not TMI {aT aLl}!
Couldn't you find a totally darling widget like maybe a cartoon stork, or two little bunnies, or the "Precious Moments" dolls, or an angle with a halo, or something OTT sentimental, instead of that icky floating fetus? (Ew) But, irregardless, many congratulations, and XOXO. Love you !
These people who say, "Have you seen the test?" are just making me upset. I hope you are all inactive or heathens and not good, upstanding members who don't believe that eight cells is a baby (and probably want to kill them) or that mother's inspiration is the Donald Trump card.
I knew I was pregnant with my third the moment it happened. Of course when I got negative test results and then my "." I realized immediately that he/she had been very valiant and called back to God immediately. I was so proud to be chosen for such a special spirit that science in all it's fleshiness wasn't spiritual enough to detect.
We still celebrate his/her birthday with a cake, black balloons, and don't let our children, family, friends, or ward have a good day then because it really is all about our mourning.
So TAMN, don't listen to the naysayers. You can't make wicked people like that happy. (And they shouldn't be happy anyways because I'm celebrating a death in my family.)
Do you not have anything better to do than read blogs and make fun of these women? Its people like you that make it difficult for others to open up and talk about things going on in their lives. Do you sit and make fun of testimonies too? Obviously you know what you're doing is judgmental, otherwise you'd show your face when you're being interviewed about this blog. Maybe you're right and some of these things that women blog about are a bit ridiculous, but who are you to make fun of how they express themselves? Maybe if you showed your face and didn't hide behind your words, I'd enjoy this blog more. But for all I know you sit behind me in church each Sunday and judge every woman you lay eyes on, including me. Not impressed by your judgemental blog.
LaDawn... what are you talking about? I'm not keeping anything unavailable.
JDB in Az... I actually don't read her blog. I have read one or two entries and was told about this blog by a friend. I didn't even know it existed until two weeks ago.
In my opinion its a waste of time to read about her making fun of the way others express themselves.
I can admit that I am judging TAMN somewhat, but my Hell, at least I don't live every damn day of my life judging and picking apart what other women in this culture write about.
Oh, good! I hope you were posting this mid-coitus!
ReplyDeleteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
ReplyDeleteCongrats! Except that means the baby will come right before Memorial Day, which will probably mess up at least one Lake Pal trip. Bummer.
ReplyDeleteEeew. ;) Tmna, you are so way awesome. and spirtal. i;m sure you know 'cause you are so inspired.
ReplyDeleteOMGsh!!! I AM SO EXITED FOR YOU!!!
ReplyDeleteI love that your ticker says you are zero days pregnant. (Sorry, "preggo.") You must have blogged in the midst of conception!
ReplyDeleteummm... TMI? ;)
ReplyDeleteWay. Scary. I'll hope for a girl. ONE, not twins. I know you're working SO HARD with the ones you've got.
ReplyDeleteLuRvE iT that you already have a widget!!!! yay!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Not TMI at all!
ReplyDeletei about peed my pants when i read this!
ReplyDeleterad!
{squeel!}
ReplyDeleteYou should give it a toetally unike name like Gajfkdndfkan. Or, if ur super-spirichel, name it Mahonrimoriancumer.
oh boy! you prolly weren't even trying, just 'seeing' what happens!
ReplyDeleteWow, Congrats. Was JJWT involved?
ReplyDeleteDang, TMI! But super cute!
ReplyDeleteBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletebest. post.ever.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on youre new baby! Im pretty freaking sure your fetus is wayy cuter then anyone elses!
ReplyDeletelike as in took a test or did the deed?
ReplyDeleteI heard Lyndsii got preggs yesterday. Sorry! *frownsmile*
ReplyDeleteJUST?! Oh wow!
ReplyDeleteDitto
ReplyDeleteI was going to say Teeemeye but decided that I love your widget with the little baby to be. Congrats on overcoming your infertrtilities.
ReplyDeleteEw!
ReplyDeleteeww.
ReplyDeletehmmm. Do you know what caused it?
ReplyDeleteSWEETNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteaaaaaaahhhh!!!! everybody I know is preggers right now. wish I could join the club. lurve your creepy floating fetus ticker, btw.
ReplyDeleteWhat??? So jealous! I had to take a test. Better work on my richesnous. Your a true example.
ReplyDeleteoh right, because you're more righteous than those yuckos who have to wait around and pee on a stick. aren't you glad you can just tell the very second it happens?
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!?!!!
ReplyDeleteMy eyes! My eyes!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations....?
it's about time!
ReplyDeletewas it an "oops"?
ReplyDeleteUmmm...T.M.I.!!!
ReplyDeleteME TOO but I am pretty sure its triplets. Will make an even 6 kiddos and I will be 30 and DONE.
ReplyDeleteyay! a floating fetus widget :)
ReplyDeleteTMI!!!!
ReplyDeleteKidding! From anyone eltse it would be Too Much Information, but from your cute, discrete self it is just Teasingly Mild Innuendo!
hilarious... and the widget is the very best part.
ReplyDeleteYAY!
ReplyDeleteit's about time slacker!
ReplyDeleteOMG, Tamn! ME, TO! Sorry... I sure hope my babe doesen't turn out cuter then yours. But N-E-Wayz... YAY 4 us!!!
ReplyDeleteUh-oh or congratulations?
ReplyDelete'bout time.
ReplyDeletenice... congratulations! ;)
ReplyDeleteWow. That's a lot of information.
ReplyDeleteIt's about time! I can't believe you waited so long!!!!
ReplyDeletePERFECT TIMING!!!
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, you don't get pregnant EVERY time you nuzzle.
ReplyDeleteOMGZ 1st of all CoNgRaTzZ on ur new lil MIRACLE!!!!!!! U def r preggers bc U know how U just KNOW??? like the sec u get knocked up?? every good mom has that enstinct. NE WAY so guess what else this means??? Ur new baby will be SOOOO much cuter and tinier and more darling than Frumpy Ruth's baby. The baby will TOTES steal the spotlite and guess what?? U deserve that! cutest cell cluster ever!
ReplyDeleteThis is my new favorite!
ReplyDeleteR u shure you didn post that just cuz you found a totes way cute widget?
ReplyDeleteHow are Alyviah and Tridger handling it? Are they having any sibling rivalry yet or are they just soo gentle with little babies because they're so excited for the new baby? Or maybe you haven't told them yet?
ReplyDeleteoooo I'm so glad for righteous examples like you who know the INSTANT pregnancy begins. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteOk no preggo story is complete without explaining how you came to be nuzzling, like the "how we met" stories. So did you have a difference and it was make-up nuzzles? Were you trying to bribe him to get something you wanted? Did you announce you were ovulating and excuse yourself from couples FHE? Did you put on baby einstein's for the twinners and go for the back seat of the car (in the garage still) to relieve what you wish high school had been? TAKE PHOTOS OF THE PLACE OF CONCEPTION TO START THE SCRAPBOOK (I assume you got a pick of the clock at the exact moment you felt the spiritual prompting that you were with darlin' child)
ReplyDeleteUmmm, when you say "just got preggo", do you mean like right when you wrote this? But your baby ticker is already up, so I know you have that special spiritual sense that makes you so super in-tune with your baby, you know, kind of what you use for elimination communication.
ReplyDeleteThree words . . . BABY SHOWER THIS WEEKEND!
ReplyDeleteEw. But congrats! :)
ReplyDeletephew! i was starting to worry that you didnt beleive in the plan or something.
ReplyDelete"cutest cell cluster ever!"
ReplyDeletemade my week.
Eww! Great post, love the creepy floating fetus. I feel gross when I think about the fact that I had that one on my blog like 2 years ago.
ReplyDeleteFavorite. Post. Ever.
ReplyDeleteBut you didn't post a pic of your preggers test!!! EVERYBODY does that!!!! So we can all see the stick you peed on!
;-)
Just in time to ruin Ruth's graduation! Bonus!
ReplyDeleteBetter stand on your head just to make sure. Give the microscopic JJWT's some direction.
ReplyDeletePS. That fetus ticker is disgusting. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh my wow. I think the ticker is great and all, but...um...at this point it looks a little bit like a lizard to me. Or an alien. Way to count your eggs before they're hatched though! (Or implanted for that matter...)
ReplyDelete{sO aMaZiNg} that you were able to {OvErCoMe} your infertilities while you were just "seeing what happens." Way to CTR!!! You must pay extra tithing...
Please, {PlEaSe}, PLZ post pictures of your {PeEd On} pregnancy test for us!!! Because THAT'S not TMI {aT aLl}!
Best post ever.
ReplyDeletenot even your best friend ever wants to know that. ever.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't you find a totally darling widget like maybe a cartoon stork, or two little bunnies, or the "Precious Moments" dolls, or an angle with a halo, or something OTT sentimental, instead of that icky floating fetus? (Ew) But, irregardless, many congratulations, and XOXO. Love you !
ReplyDeleteOh whatev, TAMN, that baby will be SO EASY!!!!
ReplyDeleteTAMN!! Now you can get a "Big Sister" coloring book for Alivyiah!! We'll throw in the glitter glue.
ReplyDeleteThat JJWT is such a champ!
ReplyDeleteA conception announcement! How awesome. Why did I never think of this!
ReplyDeleteYou post 6 words to your [journal] blog and everyone's flipping over "TMI!" From you, TAMN, there's never TMI...
ReplyDeleteI told you this might happen if you did too many hcg injections.
ReplyDeleteNo offence TAMN, but it's about time. How big off an age difference do you want there to be between your kids? 2 Years? Ew!
ReplyDeleteIn the land of mommy blogging, every week is sweeps week.
ReplyDeleteOMG TAMNs!!! I have been waiting for this announcement! I wonder if you will have triplets this time?!?
ReplyDeleteThese people who say, "Have you seen the test?" are just making me upset. I hope you are all inactive or heathens and not good, upstanding members who don't believe that eight cells is a baby (and probably want to kill them) or that mother's inspiration is the Donald Trump card.
ReplyDeleteI knew I was pregnant with my third the moment it happened. Of course when I got negative test results and then my "." I realized immediately that he/she had been very valiant and called back to God immediately. I was so proud to be chosen for such a special spirit that science in all it's fleshiness wasn't spiritual enough to detect.
We still celebrate his/her birthday with a cake, black balloons, and don't let our children, family, friends, or ward have a good day then because it really is all about our mourning.
So TAMN, don't listen to the naysayers. You can't make wicked people like that happy. (And they shouldn't be happy anyways because I'm celebrating a death in my family.)
this is the first post i read of your blog and i find it absolutely......AWESOME!!!
ReplyDeletecontinue with the celebrations.
I remember the first real conception announcement we got in the mail. It was disturbing.
ReplyDeleteDo you not have anything better to do than read blogs and make fun of these women? Its people like you that make it difficult for others to open up and talk about things going on in their lives.
ReplyDeleteDo you sit and make fun of testimonies too?
Obviously you know what you're doing is judgmental, otherwise you'd show your face when you're being interviewed about this blog.
Maybe you're right and some of these things that women blog about are a bit ridiculous, but who are you to make fun of how they express themselves?
Maybe if you showed your face and didn't hide behind your words, I'd enjoy this blog more. But for all I know you sit behind me in church each Sunday and judge every woman you lay eyes on, including me.
Not impressed by your judgemental blog.
I assume you will be announcing this for Good news minute in Relief Society this Sunday.
ReplyDeleteTo Gingerspice: Best laugh I've had all day!
ReplyDeleteGingerspice, who are you to sit in judgment of TAMN? If you don't like her blog, then why bother to read it?
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely amazing! lol
ReplyDeleteQuite the contrary, Gingerspice. She makes fun of how judgmental women in our culture can be.
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused! !
ReplyDeleteI find it interesting that Gingerspice is so upset about TAMN being anonymous, and yet, she keeps her profile unavailable......
ReplyDeleteLaDawn... what are you talking about? I'm not keeping anything unavailable.
ReplyDeleteJDB in Az... I actually don't read her blog. I have read one or two entries and was told about this blog by a friend. I didn't even know it existed until two weeks ago.
In my opinion its a waste of time to read about her making fun of the way others express themselves.
I can admit that I am judging TAMN somewhat, but my Hell, at least I don't live every damn day of my life judging and picking apart what other women in this culture write about.
Gingerspice has judged a righteous judgment.
ReplyDeleteYeah for you! I love baby's!
ReplyDeleteNo way! Us too!
ReplyDeleteTrue, true Gingerspice!
ReplyDelete