The only way to know for sure is to compare yourself to others. Hold up a photo of you and a photo of Lynzii and then you'll have a good idea. I'm just sayin'.
Oh, no...were u standing next to someone even skinnier? Give her fat-free, sugar-free cupcakes (that actually aren't) like, all the time. Don't hang out with her again until she gains some weight.
TAMN, seriously? After the supercleanse diet, you make me look like Shamu! You are the stuff supermodels are made up of, but you're way more righteous than any of them will ever be.
Well honestly your a mother of two and you have your man so we all understand that you've let yourself go a little -- I mean you've quit wearing children's sizes soo.... I guess just 2 Nephi 9:51. I say that as a friend so no offense, 'k? Lurvya
honestly? you could afford to loose a few more ell-bees. 3 more and you would be PERFECT. Childrens size 12. PERFECT.
and, just for record- i despize miley cyrus. can we pu-leaze take "the climb" off the top? It makes me cringe in horror everytime i come onto my favorite blog-ever. I guess I shouldnt' complain too much.. its not "lucky" anymore.. praise heaven.
you should send j-dub a picture that you took of yourself from your i-phone, and say "tell me for realz bebe am i a total fatt-e?"
I love the song Lucky :( PS: Don't worry you are so not fat. You still totally have the body of a twelve year old boy (with a boob job) Just the way love muffin wants ya.
oh, I get it. This is another one of those "I need people to tell me I'm ok" posts...isn't it? You're not really worried about being fat! You just want us to tell you you're PERFECT...awww....how cute...(not. lol)
Oooooh, nooooo ! You are not fat at all ! Nooo way ! You are a totally darling negative size. ( I think you might have been conceited at one time, but you got over that flaw, and now you're perfect). -- XOXO -- d.
OMG, just do the lemonade cleanse. Clean out the pipes and drop like 5 el bees in a week. Then you'll be skinny minny in a negative and you can get preggers again.
TAMN, the reason the scale shows a couple extra pounds is because of science stuff like air pressure. Everyone weighs more in Washington DC (which is at sea level) than they do in Utah (which is at nosebleed level). Don't worry about it. It's just that you're closer to gravity right now.
I don't think this is the right place to be talking about that. A much better option is on fast Sunday in RS when they leave time for testimonies you should get up and cry before you say anything and then ask. That way, every one can tell you how skinny and pretty you are. Unless of course you have gained a pound in that case stop eating until Aug 2nd.
I agree with Ami, but instead of Lin(barf)zii, you should hold up a picture of Heidi Klume, when she isn't pregers of course! And say, Am I hotter than her? (The answer will totes be yes!)
These comments are awesome. But I am going to tell you that YES you are fat, cause isn't that how we all want to respond to the real posts you are mimicking?
"Closer to gravity"! That made me nearly fall out of my chair (onto my own closer-to-gravity butt!) That must be why I weigh a little more now than I did when I lived in UT. Well that, and I've had 3 more kids since then...
I heard the computer adds 10 pounds. So if you really weigh 10 pounds less than your blog makes you look, you're positively invisible. Don't get caught in any cross-winds!
So if you're feeling fat, just go to a months worth of Bikram Yoga. Cuz not only will you feel great about your new found body, mind connection and let your light shine to those who only believe in that, but you it's normal to go and throw up during class! In fact you may even get applauded for working the very hardest, and it seriously burns like 1,000 calories per session.
GET OUT OF HERE! You are the ideal body type of a fictional girl-woman! There's no substance to you in any dimension! Now go eat a few chocolate bars until those negative thoughts are vanquished.
Um, no offense, but I can put my size negative pants on without unzipping them, and I know you have to unzip yours to put them on, but that's okay becuz you just had babeez. :-]
NO!
ReplyDelete(i just read a post almost word for word like this, kid you not).
The only way to know for sure is to compare yourself to others. Hold up a photo of you and a photo of Lynzii and then you'll have a good idea. I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteYikes, TAMN. Do you know what kind of girls ask this question? Not girls that wear size negative
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin...
Oh, no...were u standing next to someone even skinnier? Give her fat-free, sugar-free cupcakes (that actually aren't) like, all the time. Don't hang out with her again until she gains some weight.
ReplyDeletepost of photo of you and we'll tell you :)
ReplyDeleteuh oh.
ReplyDeleteonly fatties ask that, TAMN.
You are in the negatives. TAMN, you have the body of a goddess
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you rather eat some pie and not worry about it?
ReplyDeleteTAMN, seriously? After the supercleanse diet, you make me look like Shamu! You are the stuff supermodels are made up of, but you're way more righteous than any of them will ever be.
ReplyDeleteAre the veegans making you feel a little bloated?
ReplyDeleteThat time of the month, huh?
ReplyDeleteThe question I ask is...
ReplyDelete"Am I as fat to you as I am to me!?!"
Butt the answer for you is not just no butt...
HEL NO!!!!!
You're so - so not fat - that I personally think you need a cheeseburger.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that nice of me?
Are your eXtRa-eXtRa-small g's feeling a little too tight?
ReplyDeleteMine are...
:/
{{frown smile}}
Well honestly your a mother of two and you have your man so we all understand that you've let yourself go a little -- I mean you've quit wearing children's sizes soo.... I guess just 2 Nephi 9:51. I say that as a friend so no offense, 'k? Lurvya
ReplyDeleteOf course not! Goodness.
ReplyDeleteGirl! No way! You look HAWT!
ReplyDeletehonestly? you could afford to loose a few more ell-bees. 3 more and you would be PERFECT. Childrens size 12. PERFECT.
ReplyDeleteand, just for record- i despize miley cyrus. can we pu-leaze take "the climb" off the top? It makes me cringe in horror everytime i come onto my favorite blog-ever. I guess I shouldnt' complain too much.. its not "lucky" anymore.. praise heaven.
you should send j-dub a picture that you took of yourself from your i-phone, and say "tell me for realz bebe am i a total fatt-e?"
he will always tell you the TRUTH!
along with all 25,000 of your ebff's.
No. Oh my gosh. How could you even think that? I half hate you because you're so not fat.
ReplyDeleteMy husband once called me "cuteso". What IS that? A cute fatso??!! Not impressed. TAMN, you are a superstar!
ReplyDeletejust look at your spinsty friends and you will know that you are skinnys
ReplyDeleteI love the song Lucky :(
ReplyDeletePS: Don't worry you are so not fat. You still totally have the body of a twelve year old boy (with a boob job) Just the way love muffin wants ya.
tamn you're so skinny. you should come with me to get a shake!:)
ReplyDeletedepends on who or what you're compared to. You're fat compared to a cat.
ReplyDeleteWait. You said not to be honest. Does that mean I have to tell you you're fat even though you're not???
ReplyDeleteYou got a little junk in the trunk but that's haut right?
ReplyDeleteThat's really a question for your husband.
ReplyDeleteOh honey! You're no fat!
ReplyDeleteI mean, compared to Linzii, you're a tub-o-lard, but compared to most people? NO WAY!
/frownsmile
I think someone needs a fro-yo!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh, I get it. This is another one of those "I need people to tell me I'm ok" posts...isn't it? You're not really worried about being fat! You just want us to tell you you're PERFECT...awww....how cute...(not. lol)
ReplyDeletemaybe not physically, but spiritually you are a tub of lard.
ReplyDeleteblah. blah. blah. do you really read all of these?
ReplyDeleteOooooh, nooooo ! You are not fat at all ! Nooo way ! You are a totally darling negative size.
ReplyDelete( I think you might have been conceited at one time, but you got over that flaw, and now you're perfect). -- XOXO -- d.
OMG, just do the lemonade cleanse. Clean out the pipes and drop like 5 el bees in a week.
ReplyDeleteThen you'll be skinny minny in a negative and you can get preggers again.
Are you kiddin me? Your pictures show you are absolutely smokin' hot!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, the reason the scale shows a couple extra pounds is because of science stuff like air pressure. Everyone weighs more in Washington DC (which is at sea level) than they do in Utah (which is at nosebleed level). Don't worry about it. It's just that you're closer to gravity right now.
ReplyDeleteH-E double hockeysticks NO!!!! you are one hot mama!
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is the right place to be talking about that. A much better option is on fast Sunday in RS when they leave time for testimonies you should get up and cry before you say anything and then ask. That way, every one can tell you how skinny and pretty you are. Unless of course you have gained a pound in that case stop eating until Aug 2nd.
ReplyDeleteYou are like the super skinniest out of all my e BFFs. And my favorite. And you are not like bulimic skinny but like super skinny.
ReplyDeleteWell, R ur 7even Jeans in size 24 fitting a little snug L8ly?
ReplyDeleteYou're fat in your soul.
ReplyDelete(I'm sorry, I'm laughing my guts out at myself. That's a horrible thing to say.)
Heck to the NO!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ami, but instead of Lin(barf)zii, you should hold up a picture of Heidi Klume, when she isn't pregers of course! And say, Am I hotter than her? (The answer will totes be yes!)
ReplyDeleteUm ya see TAMNers, I'm sure you are way sKiNnY but there's no way we coould possibly know, You never post pictures!
ReplyDeleteNO way Tamnny. You're uber skinny. It just too bad about your hair...
ReplyDelete{frownsmile}
love you!
Sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteIt's not my place to judge.
Only Jesus will tell you if you're fat.
And since it sounds like you're hearing the still small voice...
...you might hit the gym again.
And careful with the Rio next weekend.
if you have to ask....
ReplyDeleteWho wears the smaller jean size, you or Lynzii?
ReplyDeleteThere's your answer.
Well...I was thinking you were starting to get a muffin top...But maybe it was a shadow?
ReplyDeleteIf you wore a fur coat (not REAL fur, just the pretend kind) you'd look like a pipe cleaner.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. We've never seen a pic of you. Hint, hint!
ReplyDeleteToo much pie is your problem! :-)
ReplyDeleteThese comments are awesome. But I am going to tell you that YES you are fat, cause isn't that how we all want to respond to the real posts you are mimicking?
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a saying that if you have to ask, "does my butt look big in these jeans", they probably do? I'm just saying. Sorry TAMN!
ReplyDeleteYou've probably put on a few el-bees. If you know what I'm sayin. And I think you do.
ReplyDeleteI would say your "strength to weight ratio" might be leaning towards the um...weight side. Have JJWT explain that to ya when you get home, okays?
ReplyDelete{frownsmile}
ReplyDelete"Closer to gravity"! That made me nearly fall out of my chair (onto my own closer-to-gravity butt!) That must be why I weigh a little more now than I did when I lived in UT. Well that, and I've had 3 more kids since then...
ReplyDeleteI heard the computer adds 10 pounds. So if you really weigh 10 pounds less than your blog makes you look, you're positively invisible. Don't get caught in any cross-winds!
ReplyDeleteSo if you're feeling fat, just go to a months worth of Bikram Yoga. Cuz not only will you feel great about your new found body, mind connection and let your light shine to those who only believe in that, but you it's normal to go and throw up during class! In fact you may even get applauded for working the very hardest, and it seriously burns like 1,000 calories per session.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe it's time to jump on the Zupa's bandwagon, and off the Cafe Rio...
ReplyDelete:{
You've been comparing yourself to your darling daughter, haven't you. Don't worry about it until she's 12, at least.
ReplyDeleteGET OUT OF HERE! You are the ideal body type of a fictional girl-woman! There's no substance to you in any dimension! Now go eat a few chocolate bars until those negative thoughts are vanquished.
ReplyDeleteCompared to my wife? Yes. Compared to Oprah? No.
ReplyDeleteone could hardly consider you fat if you're a size negative.
ReplyDeleteNot for being preggo with your next set of twinners you're not!
ReplyDeleteNot for being preggo with your next set of twinners you're not!
ReplyDeleteI never ask if I'm fat. I just stand next to people that are fatter than me, and then I look awesome by comparison.
ReplyDeleteAre you preggers again?
ReplyDeleteOh honey.
ReplyDeleteLet's just say it will melt away after you stop nursing.
of course not, that would be against the plan.
ReplyDeleteNot as fat as "you're" ego. ;)
ReplyDeleteif you're fat, i'm obese.... but i'm really not.
ReplyDeleteUm, no offense, but I can put my size negative pants on without unzipping them, and I know you have to unzip yours to put them on, but that's okay becuz you just had babeez. :-]
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap. Do you READ my friends' blogs for material? That's just spooky.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: on the inside, or outside?
ReplyDeleteOMGosh, sooo nt faat!
ReplyDeleteTAMN what would ever make you ask such a question?!
ReplyDeleteIn my evil, jealous, petty mind you are pretty fat, so don't ever post a picture that destroys my self-soothing blogger mind.
ReplyDeleteif by fat you mean HOT!
ReplyDeleteif by fat you mean HOT!
ReplyDeleteYou're phat!
ReplyDeleteBut also you just had twins (I still hear that one). It took yuor body 9 months to gain. Give your self 9 mo (to 24 mo) to lose.
yeah, maybe. But whoever said Mou Mou's are for fat ppl are just haterz.
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