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August 28, 2020

Love you guys

Oh my gosh guys, miss you SO much! For sure still LOVING LIFE and having NON-STOP FUN and I didn't get chubs or the rona and I'm still hair-smart not booksmart, BUT can I just say, the other day was WIERD. Do you ever just look out at Pal and fill super empty inside, not in the skinny way but in the sad way, so you close your big ol eyes and quietly realize that filling deep down...

is you mIsSiNg thE dAyS whEn wE dId tHis to eMpHasIZe tHiNgS?! 

ME TOO. 

It's like, back in our own pioneer times, JJWT's and I's time in law/biz/medical/dental school, when we had to go INSIDE for cupcakes instead of drive thru cookies (bad I know) and my sassy tweens were just my sassy baby bump? THOSE. WERE. THE. DAYSSS. 

Remember that old saying, the only thing constant is Cafe Rio? SO TRUE. Where does the time, like, literally go!

Let me guess, you have like 6-8 kids now?
No and ew! Everyone knows 4 is the new 6, guys. I'm definitly hot, definitly righteous, defiantly fertile, but I'm not gross.

How big are your eyebrows now?
On a scale of one to ginorm, ginorm.

What's up with your frumpy SIL Ruth? 
Uggggh, I fill super bad for her, not only did she leave the church cuz pride but she also uses ZERO oils, didn't put her girls in dance AND has NEVER remodeled her kitchen, not even once. Super sad.

What have been the biggest changes in your life in the last decade since you blogged?
Seriously, honestly, literally, not much. My hair extensions got more aggressive, my hot boobs got a boost, plus we built a new house a couple times (don't mean to be rude, just saying, used houses bum me out), I DID MY RESEARCH and got way into conspiracy theories, but everything else is THE EXACT SAME as way back when, and that includes my face because #botox {stiff wink, stiff wink}

Tell us your views on racial justice and all the ongoing civil unrest, TAMN. 
Seriously, I LOVE black people. Both I've talked to have been darling. I hardly even see color but when I do, I'm all, CUTE! It bugs me when people say I need to "do" the "work" bc HELLO...I play Lizzo literally EVERY time I teach group fitness.

34 comments:

  1. used houses ew. Good to hear from you TAMN.

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  2. Thank you, TAMN. We’re never needed you more!

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  3. Did you get Glamma to homeschool your kids? Because like hybrid and pods and masks are all just gross options right? At least their gross words unless you spell it masque.

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  4. Love this more than a scone.

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  5. TAMN! You’re a breath of fresh air in These Troubled Times. Good to have you back.

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  6. O. M. G. I’m so happy you’re back! Like yeah, now more than ever!

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  7. O. M. G. I’m so happy you’re back. Like literally, yeah, now more than ever!

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  8. Sheeessssss baaackkkkk!!!! Everything is right with the world again!

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  9. Are you Freaking kidding me?! I missed you TAMN! ::Frown smile::

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  10. TAMN! BUT what about human trafficking?!! Have you saved the children yet?

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  11. OMGoodness she's BACK!!

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  12. I missed you so much! Glad you're back!

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  13. You drive thru to get cookies? I have them delivered by dashers ‘cuz u know, people have Rona. Spea king of the Rona, do you have a sponsorship with cute face masks? Its soooooooo hard to see people in masks cuz, we’ll to be uber honest, if I’m wearing my mask, and I only have cute ones, they can’t see my lipglosssss and, its the spensive, upskell kind that never rubs off! Be sure that Aahlyviah uses it and gets her friends to be her down line, never to early to get in with your first MLM ❤️😉 Last but not least of these, do you have a TikTok I can follow?

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  14. The best surprise of 2020 was seeing this post! Welcome back, TAMN. I guess quarantine has got to us all.

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  15. This comeback is exactly what 2020 needed. God bless you!

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  16. I think I saw your new home in the Utah Valley Parade of Homes! Totes gorge, TAMN. Please tell us your thoughts on the President!

    P.S. this is 1000% what I needed tonight

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  17. Welcome back!!!! Readong this is literally the happiest I've felt in months.

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  18. TAMN! Like manna (or cafe rio) falling in our wilderness.

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  19. This post made me so happy.

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  20. TAMN FOR PRESIDENT! Seriously So 2020 could be my 3rd party write in vote this November, especially because if any house is in need of a good TAMN remodel, it’s Melania’s soon to be old place.

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  21. Eyebrows 😂😂😂 don’t forget the lashes!!

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  22. TAMN, what did you do when Target was closed?

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  23. So happy that you posted!!!

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  24. You’re back!! And bringing blogs back with you! 😂😂😂

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  25. You're back!! Praise the heavens! And you're bringing blogging back!!

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  26. Omg. TMAN, I am so happy to see you. You updating is the best thing to happen to me in 2020.

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  27. .

    We were JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU on Twitter!

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  28. TAMN! This is amazing. I want to hear your thoughts on face masks and RONA, because I know you DO YOUR RESEARCH!

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  29. I’ve been sooo depressed (in the pouty way, not the sad sweatpants way) cuz ‘Rona, but getting all your deets cheered me up.

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  30. Thank you for this treat, this much needed treat, like icecream in a field of froyo.

    I can't believe you left us all those years ago, but, let's let bygones be byebyegones, and celebrate that YOU'RE HERE NOW! This is the best thing that has happened to 2020! Please update us again soon.

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  31. So glad you're back! Please stay!

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  32. Tonight I was talking with a friend about the flood of #givethanks posts in my social media, and I thought... Something about this is so familiar. It reminds me of...TAMN! I wish I could see your #givethanks posts, nudge nudge wink wink. I know they are likely super inspiring. Thinking of you. ❤️

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Validate me!