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Hi guys! Know what is SO WEIRD? Everyone keeps asking if our been preggo was an accident or a suprise or what. Seriously, everyone wants to now about our nuzzle-life! SHEESH! Hate to talk about private stuff and honestly, anyone who knows me knows self absorbation makes me cry, but bc you guys are my e-BFFs and BEGGING to know and its only the Internet so not that many ppl'll see this, I'll tell you.
Seriously, we don't know how it happened!
TOTAL SUPRISE! Don't really want to call (as my e-friend Whitney R would say) "sliding down the baby slide from heaven" an ACCIDENT, but seriously we were NOT planning on it and TOTAL SHOCK raised through my vains when I realized we were preggers! Member how I didn't need to take a test, but just felt that special baby filling and knew our little munchkin bean gummi bears were inside there!!?! So weird we got preggy since I was on the quote on quote pill. Hadn't taken it in a couple weeks cuz I kept spacing it, but I still had them ON my dresser which means I was technically on it! Seriously, what are the chances!??! So glad slash shocked are very own Wholesome Twins are on their ways!!
Anyways, trying to show how greatful I am for the best suprise miracle piece of womb-awesome ever by tanning tons to help incubate 'em. My uterine oven + the tanning bed oven = double baked tater twins.
October 17, 2008
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OMG! This is how all three of my chicklets were conceived. How totally freaking awesome is that???
Oh. My. Hell.
"on them"
"baking the babies"
Wholesome Twins?
I just shat my pants.
"My uterine oven + the tanning bed oven = double baked tater twins."
Awesome.
TAMN, next time you should sleep with the pills under your pillow (get it? Pills PILLow?) I hear that it works better than leaving them on the dresser.
SO smart of you to be tanning wile you are preggers so that your little tater tots will be super crispy and cute! It's never to early to start working on that golden tan of there's! And it was obviously meant-to-be that you "furgot" to take the pill for those few weeks. Everyone knows that stuff doesn't happen on axsident...it all happens for a reeson!
Oh my gosh, I didn't know you could get pregnant from making out with your husband, but that's how it happened to me. You should teach a class about this in young women.
I don't even know what "the pill" is. Is that like the Tylenol you take with Diet Coke so you won't get pregnant? That's what I learned from my YW leader.
This conversation makes me uncomfortable. Birth control is SO against the Lord's plan. I read a talk from 1978 saying so.
I have to agree with Kristina P. It makes me super sad that you didn't have enuf faith to trust in God to be your birth control. But don't worry TAMN, I totally forgive you! {{hugs}} You probably sinned without evening knowing it! So it totally doesn't count.
(You might want to check with your bishop tho, don't want to miss out on our little reunion in heaven just becuz you THOUGHT about taking a few pills!)
But I'm super proud of you for getting your sun in. Everyone knows the sun gives you endorfins and endorfins make you pretty! So unfair to make be makin ugly babies.
Birth control may SOUND uh-gainst the plan, but rilly, we can see by TAMN's example how If your suppoce to get preggers, you will, even if your on 'um. You can't go uh-gainist the plan if your living rye-chus-ly. Just like the BofM Storys song.
Oh, tanning in utero- what a good idea! They will come out so cute and orange. Do they make bebe tanning beds?
TAMN...you never cease to give me a sideache. Not in a I ran too far and I'm going to puke way, but a giggle way. GREAT RADIO SHOW! Anyone who hasn't listened, should, bc mystery-genius-behind-TAMN does a great job!
So glad you shared. Just so you no... everybody is having suprise babies these days.
Birth control through osmosis? Never heard that one!
I want to hear more about TAMN & JJWT's nuzzle-life (not really, just really liked the expression).
i think i just barfed all over my pretty mouth..... lol
"sliding down the baby slide from heaven" What a classic line!
I'm so glad your twinners will come out all cute and tan, not like all those ugly pasty babees that everyone else is having! Good thinkin TAMN! I'm glad I read this before God made me get prego so I can have bahamababees too!
So weird how that happens ALL the time. People on the pill getting knocked up. But seriously, if they would just find out when they O, then just sleep in seperate beds - there's no WAY you could accidentally get pregnant!
P.S. Thanks for the shout out. :)
Whitney, I can't believe you said "O" this is a G rated blog!!! It's only okay when TAMN says "."
you are going to have the cutest little munchkin bean gummi bear wholesome twins pookie pie snuggle buggles ever. Don't bake 'em too long!
Shoot girl, you totally know your stuff. I can't even tell you how many times I've heard "We don't know how it happened!"
really?
REALLY???
I don't think your supposed to wash your "jesus jammies" together or you will get preggers...It happened to me...just one little shirt in my laundry and I'm knocked up! If you get hair extensions and a wicked dye job, will the little beans have awesome hair when their born?
Some doctors use birth control to help get ladies pregnant. If you don't take it daily the first couple of days it's not in your system, your body goes into overload and drops a ton of eggs at once to play "catch up" so it's even more than possible to get pregnant when you don't take the pill regularly.
TAMN I thought you told me that you Told JJWT that you were stil on the "pill" but you had stopped taking it because you wanted to get pregnant. So JJWT thought you were still on the pill, but you hadn't taken it for months!
Um, I don't know what ya'll are talking about; "the pill"? It has a name you know, my mom told me about it when I was in Young Wimmons! It's just asperin, she said, doncha know it? She said as long as we held that sucker between our knees (sort of like a three legged race, but the opposite) that there was NO way we'd get preggers and it was foolproof. So, TAMN, were you "on asprin" or did you get tricked into being on something else called "the pill"? Sad, but hey the twinners are worth it all,and you didn't even have to walk knock-kneed and pidgeon-toed EVER! That wouldn't be hot...
i lurve it when you say quote-on-quote.
Ahhhhhh!!!!! I just was inspired by your blog and when you called them double baked tater and it hit me. TATER AND TOT should be their nicknames!!!!! Sooooo cute and Tate is a cute name for boy or girl but only a way cute girl could pull it off which of course if you have one girl it would be the cutest. And Tot is cute for either babe and really no need to thank me because technically it was your idea.
OMGosh! It is such a smart idea to start tanning now!!!! Now your super hot tots won't have tan lines either!!!!!
"ARE very own wholesome twins"? Awesome! Are you from are beloved state of Utah?
OMG, you can refer to them as "your TWO TATER TOTS"!!! Got the alliteration going on there!!! Suzie Stout is on the right track but my idea is way better (bless her heart)!
ummmmm--duh!
The bundles of joy are NOt gonna be tan when they'Re born. What~ever, they'RE safe and sound inside...
butt TAMN will look SoOo ab-fab in the *holding the babies for the first time* pix
Um. I wonder if anyone else remembered that they had forgotten to take their *pill* slash aspirin today after reading this blog. Thanks TAMN!
TAMN, you know I'm like sooper happy about your ultra richeous feti and all, but I'm like totally sceered that you won't have time for all us ebffs once they slide down from the baby slide in heaven.
Wow, so seriously on the pill and still! TOTALLY SHOCKING!
TAMN I just had a spiritual tingl-ing! ...once you Dliver those tater twins, you R gonna be the hottest mama ('course)...have you ever considered posing for the 2010 "Hot Mormon Muffins: a taste of motherhood" calendar?
yuh hum. classic mistake. "the pills" should have been in your sock drawer and that totally would have counted.
So glad you didnt know though...what would we all do without your super hot feti to talk about?!
if u live in the valley of zion you should totally check out the club UVMOM. It's for moms with multiples in utah valley, so all the most richus girls are in it 'cause they were given double the blessings. all the girls are so sweeet, and would give your amazing feti and ur beautiful self so much love. *www.uvmom.com*
Oh no, I'd better get tanning or my little (not as cute as your) fetus is only gunna be halfbaked!
TAMN: I am SO confused. I listened to you on the radio and now I don't get it. Why were you talking about TAMN like it was someone different?
I think that "tater twins" is the PERFECTEST and CUTEST twin feti nickname in the universe! I vote that you use it from here on out!!
TAMN, I seriously love you and the richus example you set. I'm totally going to have to remember to be on the pill like you when I find my JJWT! cause then maybe I'll get uber blessed with twinlets like you! I wish you were my mia-maid adviser but at least you're my E-BFF!! Don't know what I'd do without you!
Have a fab Sunday, I hope your preggers dresses are way cuter than all the other pregger sisters'! Cause it's your duty to be cuterer than all twin feti carrying women in the universe! I don't envy your burden!!
Thanx, TAMN for telling us all how it happened! Now, if you could just also share all of this in the next Fast and Testimony meeting, it would really bring an xtra special filling to the meeting. I love it when people tell all about their fertility issues over the pulpit! Awesome.
LOL!!!! Most excellent mockery of the fifty bajillion people who "just don't know how they got pregnant" when they weren't using birth control. I can't even tell you how many times I have heard that story! Thank you thank you thank you!
Don't feel bad TAMN, some friends of ours got pregnant and they had only stopped taking the pill a few months before! and somehow they got pregnant! SO shocking, but it was probably all part of the PLAN anyway. Everything that happens to us is because God wants it that way, anyway, right?
Doesn't anyone know that "tot" or "tots" are a nick name for something else??
K. You do know that fake baking while pregnant will only cause brain damage to your feti, right? Please tell me you were kidding when you said that! And, sorry to break it to you but...my baby is cuter than yours!
Came by to see if this place had cooled up but nope - still lame. Bummer.
Just wanted to tell you I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your blog! I spent six years in ZION in my early 20's and I love reading your blog and remembering why I don't live there anymore (like I need help)! hehe, you do a great job of making fun without being mean!
TAMN! You got some lovin' in your easy bake oven!
Okay so I don't know you, but I stumbled across your blog and related instantly! I can see from your friends' comments that you are also LDS and guess what?! My husband and I also got prego with twins while I was taking the pill (Although I think I was a little more dutiful about taking it than you ( : ) Anyhow- just wanted to say hello and I feel you! Check out twinserkins.blogspot.com if you want to check out some cute twin girls.
Oh and I love your blog title!
Wow TAMN, I can't believe you were on birth control. You must not have enough faith to trust the Lord's timeing. Sad.
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