Can't believe I'm almost 36 weeks with TWIN feti! Holy crud, I fill like such a whale. Can you believe how ginorm I am? Tubbalardo! But, seriously, the maternity shoot rocked, and I am NOT posting this just to get you to tell me I'm skinny I swear.
{sublinimal message: tell me I'm skinny}
You feel like a whale? Perfect--name the boy Jonah.
ReplyDeleteSuper skinny!
ReplyDeleteWow! You are SOOO skinny! You make the world a beautiful, and wondrous place.
ReplyDeleteLooking good!
ReplyDeleteYippee I'm first! Yeah TAMN you should be embarrassed!
ReplyDeleteOh,Tamn, you are like the skinniest twin-feti carrier of all time! You may just have the cutest baby bump I've ever seen, and I bet in real life it's no bigger than SOME girls (you know who I mean) who AREN'T pregnant.
ReplyDeleteCreepy belly pics, destined to be a SSB classic. And TAMN, you are so skinny! (I don't know why, but I felt the need to tell you that...)
ReplyDeleteYou're skinnier pregnant than I am when I'm NOT pregnant! *pout*
ReplyDeleteHot button!
ReplyDeleteYet I'm going to say it anyway! You are soooo skinny! You are down to a baby bump and an arm plus one little hand. Pregnancy is way good for you!
ReplyDeleteWow! You don't look a day over 37 weeks! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteWow! I'm the lucky first one who gets to tell you how AMAZINGLY skinny you are. I hate you. Just kidding TAMN!
ReplyDeleteWow, you have kind of, uh, let yourself go. Good thing you only have four weeks left. Phew!
ReplyDeleteTAMN you are way skinny.
ReplyDeleteLove the pic - although I wish you would have posed with the other hand up so we could see blessing and the bling.
ReplyDeleteI want a tatoo like that!
ReplyDeleteOooh, is that a tattoo to always remember the sacrifice you made in leaving behind your precious body?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I only say this as a friend who wants to help, but you might want to look into having your belly button fixed a little bit. Aren't you worried that something is wrong with you?
You have a beauty mark that says "Blessing?" What are the chances?
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Where did all your diamonds go? Don't tell me you outgrew your wedding ring!!
ReplyDeletewow, look at that perfect preggo tummy. You should so do pregnant modeling before the twinsies come!
ReplyDeleteOMGosh TAMN! You are SSOOOOOO skinny!!! I can't believe you really have 2 little babies in there! Seriously, you will have no prob losing your belly, it's hardly even there at all!
ReplyDeleteOh TAMN! You make such a cute prego! I sure hope they didn't write that right on your tummy, cuz your body is a temple!
ReplyDeleteOh Tamnerz! I can still see your 6 pack practically!
ReplyDeleteOh my heavens Tamn! You have twin feti in there and your still that tiny?! I'm so jealous, I was never that small with just one! What's your secret?
ReplyDeleteYou look so skinny! Way skinnier than I was at 6 months preggo with only one baby. I swear I saw you at the gym last night. You were tall, really skinny, really tan, really blonde, and wearing a top that was super low cut so that you could modestly show off your "real" boobs.
ReplyDeleteomg I have never seen a cuter/skinnier preggo momma ever!!! and I love the "Blessing" you are so very rightous!!
ReplyDeleteFunny funny girl, that belly is gorgeous. My BFF just gave birth to twin boys at 34 weeks. And she was WAY bigger than you.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! You are HUGE! (Frownsmile) But I mean that in the nicest of ways. Plus I love the righteous "Blessing" tattoo on your oh-so-cute belly.
ReplyDeletewow, you're so skinny!
ReplyDeleteAre they wrestling inside like Jacob and Esau?
ReplyDeleteyour a freak
ReplyDeleteOMG, you're the skinniest double-prego woman ever!
ReplyDeleteYou are uh...def not fat. *frowny smile* You ARE doing your water aerobics right?
ReplyDeleteis that a real tat? cus it really is a blessing to twfeti
ReplyDeleteYou are so thin! Eat some cake girl!
ReplyDeleteThere really are twinsies in there? Wow TAMN, you really do look good! I wanted to know if you tatooed blessing on your belly before or after you concieved?
ReplyDeleteYou look hot, like the skinniest prenenat woman ever! cannot belive yur having twins.
ReplyDeleteWow TAMN, writing on your stomach really makes you look skinny!
ReplyDeleteYour belly kind of has that nasty vertical line. Gross.
ReplyDeleteYou look so skinny! And I'm lovin' the ink.
ReplyDeleteYou are so stinkin skinny Tamners! Is that hand covering up stretch marks? Cuz that would be super sad for you.
ReplyDeleteTotally. Smallest. Waist. Ever.
ReplyDeleteP.S.--Where can I get one of those temporary but totally-with-the-plan preggo belly tattoos???
You look totally skinny! I wish I looked that great when I am preggo! My belly is all criss-cross stretch marky--not anything like you beautiful baby bump.
ReplyDeleteNice belly tat. I'm trying to figure out what it will look like after the birth.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm disappointed there isn't a modest rose there under the "Blessing."
You are so skinny.
ReplyDeleteTAMN, you are the skinnyest eVeR!
ReplyDeleteI know you have cute vinyl lettering on your womb, but seriously, how cute slash rebellious would it be if you had a tat like that?! Your RS would never have to know!
We could go together and I could get "live laugh love" on my lower back! Ahh! This rebel life is making me naughty grin so I better get back to my way righteous life now.
But seriously if you want to, call me!
Tamn - I hate to break it to you ... but girl, you are a tubbalard. Holy cow. No wonder you haven't posted pics until now. You poor thing. Good thing you are richus and seriously so blessed with JJWT! He's a good man to have not said anything about your weight.
ReplyDeleteI can now understand why you have had such a hard last couple of weeks.
But seriously, as soon as you pop those feti out, you better get crackin' with an exercise routine to get your figure back.
(remember, only a true friend would be this brutally honest with you :)
TAMN, you look gorge. And so skinny!
ReplyDeleteWOW! Are you certain that you have twin feti in there because seriously, you look so tiny!
ReplyDeleteI think having your belly tat should be permanent, after the fetis arrive though. That way Lovenugget will always remember how lucky he is!
ReplyDeleteSo is the "blessing" across your belly a tasteful tattoo or just some photoshopping?
ReplyDeleteOh...my...GOSH!! You are so adorable and skinny!! And no icky strech marks! I am so envyus. I wish I looked that hot preggers. You ROCK!
ReplyDeleteU R Skinny. Start eating some Ben and Jerry's, will ya?
ReplyDeleteOh my H HONEEEY You don't even look preggos! You look like you maybe ate a whole Cafe Rio Pork salad--it's jsut a FOOD BABY LOL LOL LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope that's not a tattoo and is only a word that you had put on your belly after the picture was tooken because it would make me SO SAD if your babies had such a bad example and stuff--FROWNSMILE!
JK I LOVE YOU TONZ!!!!!!
You are so skinny! And you can hardly see your laneugo...LOL
ReplyDeleteI am worried about your poor feti! They are going to be so small... it could present an issue! You don't want them to be underweight!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful pictures tho!
P.S. -
How are you going to pick the spinsty girls for mo-matchelor???
TAMN, you totally left off your ROCKING maternity cleavage. What was your photog thinking??
ReplyDeleteYour blog is so annoying. You complain too much. Just be happy that you are pregnant and stop complaining about EVERYTHING. And you are tiny for carrying twins.
ReplyDeletepsfh, you prolly have like, 5 babies in there and that's why you feel big. but your not big. your teensy tiny! and so fab!
ReplyDeleteTAMN you're SOOOOOO skinny! You look so good and the writing on your tummy is SOOOO CUTE! I can't wait to do the same thing when I have kids someday! You're such an inspiration!
ReplyDeleteIs that a righteous tattoo you got in honor of your feti? How presh.
ReplyDeleteTamners! I know you would never fish for compliments, but seriously, you are so skinny! I hope that's richus vinyl on your stomach too, because a tattoo that says blessing would be richus and all, but it would look weird when you lose all the baby weight 24 hours after giving birth...
ReplyDeleteWow TAMN, I've never seen anyone so skinny before!
ReplyDeleteThat blessing thing is unbelievable. Please tell me it's fake. I need to know it's fake.
ReplyDeleteWow!!! TAMN you are sooo sKinnY!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are seriously skinny!!!
ReplyDeleteYou look super hot! So blessed! I can't wait to meet your hot feti!
ReplyDeletebreath taking. Makes me want to show off my belly too...
ReplyDeleteOMG (gosh) TAMN you are SOOO skinny!
ReplyDeleteoh. m. gosh! you are so skinny!
ReplyDeletewow, I can't believe you are so skinny, and so close. And I totally totally love the writing on your belly, so original and cute!!!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, you so rock pregnancy! i'm a "token big-mama friend" (you love me b/c it saves up pennies in heaven) who looks like this at 6 months with ONE baby. your babies will be so skinny and petite from day 1, WTG!
ReplyDeletei can't believe how tiny you are, f'reels. i bet lynzie was a total cow.
Holy cow! I can't believe how skinny you are! You aren't even showing. I would give anything to have looked like you when I was preggers with just one baby!
ReplyDeleteYou have a beautiful belly! Truly a blessing! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteTAMNers you should post one where you are showcasing your ginorm rock of a ring so everyone can envy your twice blessed womb AND obviously VERY into you hubby
ReplyDeletebut Tamners - you ARE skinnee!
ReplyDeleteWow. Did you actually get ink on your baby bump? 'Cause that would be cool. And the day after you have the twins, people could look at your rock-hard abs and they are a blessing, too.
ReplyDeleteWOW LOOK HOW SKINNY YOU ARE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSO SO SKINNY!
WE ALL WISH WE WERE AS SKINNY AS YOU!
oh my gosh tamn! did i ever mention taht you are soooo skinny?
ReplyDeletePlease tell me that Blessing was photoshopped on and that you didn't stoop to the level of getting a (gasp) washable henna tats.
ReplyDeleteOMGosh you are SOOO skinny! And I love ur richtus tattoo! (It's a total fakey, right???)
ReplyDeleteIck, TAMN, is that a unrighteous tatoo?
ReplyDeleteSkinny except for the bulging bump in front, looks like your are 41 weeks! J/K!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm number one!! You're way skinny! Jealous!!
ReplyDeleteare you sure you're even pregnant? i wouldnt even guess by how slender you look!! i'm green with envy!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, you are huge, TAMN. Seriously? How could you have you let yourself go? I'm shedding a teensy tear from beneath my perfectly separated spidy-lashes for you.
ReplyDeleteOMGosh, TAMN. Your so skinny.
ReplyDeletePS, Is that the new ring you got?
You're skinny :)
ReplyDeleteIs that your new ring?
ReplyDeleteTAMN, I didn't know you have a TATTOOO!
ReplyDeleteTAMN you toadally look grate. I mean twin feti in that tiny space? They MUST have your bone structure.
ReplyDeleteOh my golly I really hope that isn't super uggy tat on your tummy! Is there a way to get vinyl lettering affixed to your body? Because that would be oober precious. I bet both of your babies are a bouncing healthy yet easy to birth 8 lbs!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful!!
ReplyDeleteyou're skinny (I WIN!!! first post!)
ReplyDeleteAll of the sudden I have the weirdest need to tell you how skinny you are.....
ReplyDeleteYou got a tat?
ReplyDeleteYou look so beautiful. And yes for having twins you are SKINNY! What a beautiful picture!!
ReplyDeletelove the belly bump tat! Way cute!
ReplyDeleteTotally skinny. You look like you are 20 weeks with 1 feti. At first I thought you had a tattoo on your ritchuss womb, but then I knew it was just a graphic. Am I first!?
ReplyDeleteooommmmmgggggg
ReplyDeletesooooooo skinny!!!
who was the photog!!??!?!?!?! i need one!!!
Wow! Are you sure there are really 2 babies in there??? last I checked most women expecting twins were NOT that tiny! (and honestly i'm not saying that to boost your ego!)
ReplyDeleteYou are so dang skinny! Of course, I looked like that the day I delivered my tripplets...but you have been enjoy cafe rio too much...
ReplyDeletei will be the first to tell you your EenSiE
ReplyDeleteoh you are so skinny, especially for twins
ReplyDeleteNot just skinny, but anorexic looking. Good work!
ReplyDeleteYes, babies are such a blessing...Good thing you got it vinyled on your tiny tummy.
Your replacement ring looks pretty small. You should probably remind JJWT that you deserve bigger than that. Because you're so skinny.
ReplyDeletePS- I didn't know you could use wall vinyls on your skin! It's like a totally with-the-plan tatoo. Awesome!
It's amazing how beautiful and skinny you are! I would have killed to look like that when I was pregnant. You rock!
ReplyDeleteI pegged you for those square french tip acrylic nails. Darn it.
ReplyDeletecute photo!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKindof a let down that we can't see the baby's wee widdle footprints pressing from underneath your skin though :(
I can't believe how skinny you are.
ReplyDeleteOMG, TAMN, you look soooo grate for carrying not one, but TWO ritchiss spawnies. Oober skinny. And: I can't buhleeve you got rid of your 3-inch gel nails because you wanted to make sure you didn't acidently puncture your womb during the photoshoot... that's SO THOUGHTFUL of you!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, TAMN, I'll bet people can't even tell you're preggo from behind!
ReplyDeleteWait Tamn! That's not a real tattoo is it?
ReplyDeleteYou ARE skinny! You look UH-mazing! Love the pic.
ReplyDeleteWow you are so skinny!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I can't believe how WHALE LIKE you look.. I am sorry your hands are too porky to wear your GINORMOUS diamond...so sad that it won't be seen in this photo.
ReplyDeleteOf course you're skinny!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, great picture of the belly.
And I couldn't help but notice your Brooke White song. Are you from AZ or a friend of Brooke's? I know her from over her in LA and I couldn't help but notice her song on your blog. That means you're cool above and beyond the funniness on your blog.
Oh my gosh TAMN! You're so skinny! No stretchy marks either! The feti will be so lucky to have your good genes!
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Are you an ug preggo fatty-mc-fat-fat?!
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Negator, skeletor! You are so sKiNnY, Tamners! i PINKY SWEAR that you are the skinniest, hottest, and most SPIRICHUL preggo ever!
:)
You are so skinny, TAMN.
ReplyDeleteNot.
I don't usually do this...
ReplyDeleteBut I have this urge to tell you how skinny! you look.
Ethiopians are heavier than you. You are skinny as a stick...with a strange growth on it.
ReplyDeleteYou are soooo skinny. But you kind of have man hands. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteYou look amazing! In fact, I can hardly tell you are prego. You are gonna look so hott after you have your cute fetis (You totally look hott right now too, but will even look hotter then! Won't even know you had twins!)
ReplyDeleteso, when are you going to post the picture of the paper mache cast that you decorated with glitter & stamps to match the babies nursery...AND how DID you stay so skinny!
ReplyDeleteok, but seriously, YOU ARE SO SKINNY!!
ReplyDeletewow you are so tiny, way special to get the bare belly shot done, and so tactful to take of your ginorm ring so as not to outshine the feti
ReplyDeletesoooo skinny. once those feti are out, you'll be back down to your normal self. bing, bang, boom.
ReplyDeleteyou are skinny! How great you have carried this long with twins. THat is awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteYou look amazing. What other words did you have on your belly?
ReplyDeleteTamn, I sure hope that's henna.
ReplyDeleteIf I looked that good with just one baby I would be thrilled. You look awesome
ReplyDeleteAh Tamn, you don't look THAT chubs, and that henna "blessing" tattoo you got before the pictures definitely slims you down some!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, you look sew skinny! And I lurve your new tattoo...or is it hemp? Prolly hemp sense tattoos are bad!
ReplyDeleteyou're BY FAR the skinniest pregnant lady i've EVER seen.
ReplyDeletelove it.
Whoa! I didn't even notice your teeny-tiny belly under that BIG rock! You are WAY too skinny to be 36 weeks pregnant. You really are blessed!
ReplyDeleteno wonder you're on bedrest! how do you even walk around with that thing?
ReplyDeleteYou are SOOOO skinny!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I just know that TINY bump will snap back into a honed midriff like, 5 seconds after you give birth.
whoo whoo! i wish i looked that skinny when i was preggers!
ReplyDeleteYou are skinny...compared to most! I, however, went down a size during my pregnancy. No reason to be frumpy while carrying my twinsies!
ReplyDeletewow Tamn, hot
ReplyDeleteYou look so hot rockin that baby bump. I bet your two bangin mommy bumps up top get JJWT's motor revving!
ReplyDeleteUm, not to be a super frowner here, but shouldn't that be blessings, with an s, to show there are TWO??
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get a cute belly tattoo? Not the permnent kind but a way cute temporary one? What a perfect object lesson when ur off BEDREST and can teach the MIAMAIDS. only thing that's gross....outies.
ReplyDeleteYou are so skinny! I love that shot of your feti! But why does it just say BLESSING, not BLESSINGS??
ReplyDeleteIs that a "Blessing" tattoo?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the picture! But, i can't get a good view of your 3 carrot diamond ring. I'm surprised you didn't take it from the other angel so you could show everyone that your skinny AND loved.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I just felt the need to tell you that you're sooooo skinny!
ReplyDeleteYou look so skinny!
ReplyDeleteAlso, have you thought about having a glossary of Mormon terms here? My non-Mormon friends are following. TAMN, it's like you're spreading the Gospel here. You're teaching the plan.
You are SO skinny!
ReplyDeleteYour so amasingly SUPER skinny TAMN!!!! Yur like SO blessed!!
ReplyDeleteI got that big with just one baby! By the way, you really are skinny! (Guess those subliminal messages really work)
ReplyDeleteWow! I can't believe how SMALL you are for being 36 weeks with twins. My friend is at least TWICE your size and she's not due until June with ONE BABY!
ReplyDeleteYou are one skinny, hot mama! But shouldn't it say, "Blessings"?
ReplyDeleteHoly crud. You're WAY skinny!
ReplyDeleteNot gonna lie, you have really let your self go. I weep. But its ok, atleast you werent implanted like the octo-lady. Your fertile womb garden needs no pruning. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm the first comment! Yeah! You look totally skinny! The twins are going to have a hot mom.
ReplyDeleteWow I'm First. U look totally skinny.
ReplyDeleteAnd you don't even have a stretch mark, LUCKY!!!
ReplyDeleteCutest maternity pic EVER!!!
ReplyDeleteTAMN, you can hardly even tell you're preggo!
ReplyDeleteI love the tattoo! Did it stretch much with your growing belly?
ReplyDeleteWow, girl, I bet you can't even tell you're pregnant from behind. Cuz you know most girlz look ttly bigger than you by 36 weeks.
ReplyDeleteIs that VINYL on your belly? One more awesome use for the cricut!
ReplyDeletewow awesome..
ReplyDeleteand yeah, you are skinny!!
yaya for babies!
You just have the cutest belly button, TAMN! Love the way righteous tattoo.
ReplyDeletei've never seen anyone so SKINNY? are you sure you're 36 weeks along?? you totally look 0 weeks along and size 0. and i can see you're still fitting into your girls size 10 modest is hottest tee. good work!
ReplyDeleteFirst Post!
ReplyDeleteSorry I just felt special.
You've definitely gained quite the ell bees there my dear...
I figured I would see bigger bling than that. Maybe you had to wear a "fake" ring because your fingers are swollen. I know I have to!
ReplyDeleteFirst for the first time. Sorry about your fatness.
ReplyDeleteSOOOOO skinny.....and I love the TAT!
ReplyDeleteI know you would never ever fish for compliments, but seriously, you look so dang good. And awesome job on the tuck and pin! Way to stay modest AND get the belly shot!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, so Skinny!
ReplyDeletehaha! You are so tiny it only looks like you are having one feti and not 2!
ReplyDeleteWhat! You totally ARE skinny!
ReplyDeleteseriously, TAMN, a tatoo? a totally richus one, but still. and when your bump disappears a day after the feti are born, it'll be all stretched out! my insides are crying for you.
ReplyDeleteWow. I'm really disappointed that you've let yourself go.
ReplyDeleteOh. Em. Gosh! You are soooo skinny! It must be becuz you are sooo righteously impregnated with JJWT's seed.
ReplyDeleteYour tatt is very hott and righteous! Never cover it up. The whole world needs to see it.
ReplyDeleteanother?
ReplyDeleteI hope you made a decorated belly cast of that to hang on your wall!
ReplyDeleteNot only are you skinny, your arms are so buff, girl! I'm so j! You should make a bed rest work out video!
ReplyDeleteWow! You are SO skinny!!! Totally jealous!
ReplyDeleteso pretty and so skinny! :-)
ReplyDeletesublinimal...love it.
ReplyDeleteGorgeous Photo! Forever an unforgotten memory of life and its beauty! Priceless!
ReplyDeleteI hope you find it as hilarious as I do that some people feel the need to hide behind "Anonymous." Your blog must be doing its job! AHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteAnd TAMN, you are SO skinny. My arms haven't looked like that since I was 9 and we're practically the same size tummy-wise, only I'm at 29 weeks with ONE. You just keep endurin'!
Aren't you afraid that you're hurting the feti by not gaining enough weight???? How are they supposed to get nutrients from a bean pole?
ReplyDeleteAm I the ONLY ONE who thinks this picture is OBVIOUSLY NOT TAMN?? Seriously, there's no way she could look like this and be that far along with twins. No fake nails, no bling on her fingers, no showing off of her chest.. it's clearly not TAMN. Plus like other people have said - it would be "BlessingS" not "Blessing."
ReplyDeleteCuz I know you need to here it right now in you're emochunal state, I'll tell you that you ARE skinny, in a whale-y preggo sorta way. (I bet they don't even make garments big enough, huh? Sad.)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you'll prolly fill MUCH better about yourself if you Go GeT a MaNi!!!! No fence, but those nells look horrable! {{{huggs!!!}}}
The only sad thing about this pic is that you can't see your huge rock. Maybe next time...
ReplyDeleteUmm, 36 weeks is not a bump no matter how skinny you are.
ReplyDeleteIs that "blessing" thing one of those vinyl cutouts like I totally have on my wall? Fer cute!! And it's so sensitive of you to totally photoshop out most your new ginormuss ring you had to get, so we don't all feel bad. THX!
ReplyDeleteSeriously people, just because something is written on her belly, doesn't mean its a tattoo. You or someone else can write on your skin with eyeliner or any other makeup. Please, it's not rocket science!!
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what I would do with a baby!
ReplyDeleteGlad that righteous belly word is vinyl and not a real tat!
ReplyDeleteYou look fat. I'm 9 months and not that big. I guess I'm just prettier and skinnier.
ReplyDeleteSo big! Not in a very good way. Too bad for you.
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE HUGE!
ReplyDelete