Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor here.
Hey.
TAMN wants me to blog more this year. I said I don't have tons to say. She said write what's on my mind. So, here.
Know what rocks? Me and the guys told our wives school started on New Years Day and they believed us. Hahaha. Friday was the best. Non-stop football kicks A.
Know what else rocks? When a new season of Bachelor starts. I got to go to Avatar 3D Imax again last night without TAMN even being ticked. Fifth time was even better than ever. Sweet.
This year will be awesome.
P.S. My wife is hot.
P.P.S. BCS is a fraudulent cop-out load of bull.
There is no getting around it, spouses have to lie and play games to have their needs met. It's better for the marriage if you aren't being thwarted at every turn by someone who has promised to love and cherish you. If you have to tell a little white lie, so be it.
ReplyDeleteWe all could have married people we got along with, but that's just not the plan. You marry when you get the feeling and NO questions asked. If you got to know them first you might have accidentally had sex or something.
When my girlfriends come over and complain that they didn't know how bad their husbands were going to be I just pat them on the head and tell them it's better than being ruined.
My hottie hubbie totally agrees with you on the BCS.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what the BCS is. Maybe some sort of secret combination? So not righteous. :(
Secret combinations make me sad.
So many people talk about the BCS. I wonder how many of them actually know what it means.
ReplyDeleteOMGsh! I can't believe what happened on The Bachelor last night!?!? But why are you blogging when TAMN's super fun recaps are SO MUCH BETTER?!?!?
ReplyDeleteSuprised to receive such insight into the BCS- figured you for a USC fan. Dude, hot chicks totally go to school there AND they're usually winners- and you like to be a winner.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad TAMN wants you to blog more this year. What a win-win for all of us. Loved every line of this.
ReplyDeleteDude, what is BCS?!?!?!?! Are you speeking man here or what? 'Cause if you're gonna be apeering, you gotta help the estrogen challenged. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteLOL-love it!
ReplyDeleteYay! I love that you think the BCS is a joke! Hooray for BSU!
ReplyDeleteI totally thought the movie Avatar was based on the cartoon Avatar--so neive of me! Even my 9-year-old daughter knew better--she said, "MOM, in the movie they're BLUE CATS".
ReplyDeleteP.S. Psssst, TAMN, I'm pretty sure it's spelled "triathalon."
ReplyDeleteGo Broncos!
ReplyDeleteNew year, new Header! Love the new look. So Vintage...
ReplyDeleteI love how TAMN basically made a New Year's resolution for JJWT :)
ReplyDeleteYou don't watch The Bachelor WITH your wifie? My husband knows not to stray from my side because I will be expecting him to recreate every romantic detail for me each date night. We've been on SO MANY helicopter rides you would NOT even BELIEVE it!!! He also knows to bring home roses every Monday so that he can reaffirm he choses me. Usually I slip my ginormous RING of SeXuAL CoMmItTment off my finger and make him reenact the proposal in our very own FINAL ROSE CEREMONY. He knows better than to admit he doesn't lurve it.
ReplyDeleteUm, hello? BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES? How can you wifes be good partners to your hubbys without knowing everything about football. Gah. See, a lot of people think they way they go about picking a champion is total bull, and that they should have playoff systim instead. You guys are bad wifes if you aren't totally into everything your hubby is into. In fact, you should be going to Avatar with him for the 5th time, instead of watching the bacheloer. Haven't you ever heard of tivo? Feel sorry for you. {frownsmile}
ReplyDeletePS. Wouldn't JWTT be a fan of BYU, not USC? I thought it was against the church to root for any team other than BYU.
Yikes, Frau. What kind of men did you and your girlfriends marry?
ReplyDeleteSPICE should never lie to one another. But I do agree that people should probably know eachother before committing to the time and all eternity thing.
Ahhh yes, the BCS! I LOVE(not) hearing about the BCS!
ReplyDeleteYou're a genius!
So agree with the BCS--something really does need to be done about that. Makes me so mad.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many people realize when/why the BCS was created. It was after BYU won the national championship... they wanted to make sure that didn't happen again.
And how many teams total have one the National Championship since the BCS has started, oh around 12 I think. 12 when there are around 150ish schools that play football at that level. Yeah, something is wrong with that.
Uh.....isn't it spelled "BATCHILLER"?
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap Shelley! Way to go!
ReplyDeleteso impressed with your man/football insights. Your battling TAMN for wifee of the year. ...BUT TIVO the bachelor? Now you are talking crazy!
So do you mean that when my hubby said school started the 1st he was lying?
ReplyDeleteLove the BCS comment. JJWT knows what's up.
ReplyDeleteI thot BCS stood for bra cup size. And the dancers for one of the teams in the Fester Boil, er, Fiesta Bowl really scored big in that dept. How can anybuddy hope to win a national champeenship if their girls don't look like TAMN?
ReplyDeleteFrau-your comment cracks me up! Do you have your own blog? That is some fab satire...I hope?
ReplyDeleteJJWT - lets run away together. I would totes see Imax Avatar with you.
ReplyDeleteWow! you've got yourself a great man there!!!
ReplyDeleteAll I have to add is that I hate you so much for getting that Miley Cyrus song stuck in my head every time I come to your blog.
ReplyDeleteBut, I'll still be back. (Frown-smile.)
I was readng this and thinking: isn't he gonna get in trouble when tawn reads this?
ReplyDeleteThen I saw the first PS. Good thinking!
Happy new Year! I have been reading your hysterical blog for almost two years now off and on. Am I missing pictures of you an your family? As witty as you are, pics would make things more fab. I know plenty of blogs who are careful about putting themselves or children's faces on the web. It can be done, and may add to your ever growing followers.
ReplyDeleteHope the 4 of you are settling in ok.
JJWT, I love you.
ReplyDeleteyep
ReplyDeleteJJWT- Avatar was the best... it was like Fern Gully meets Dances with Wolves but BETTER.
ReplyDeleteI love Jessica's post!
ReplyDeleteOh, how I wish I had a marriage like this. {snort}
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