it's the middle of the night and i can't sleep and when i can't sleep i get super deep and have have have to share bc this is my journal, and part of why i am feeling all deep is bc i have alot, seriously TONS of stuff, on my mind!!!
For example i am 100% percent stressing about this week you guys! Made a pack forever ago that JJWT and me's kids would always have the best bday parties and this week Alivyiah & Tridger turn 1 and I'm still not done with the goodie bags for HIS party nor finished the guest list for HER party nor put up the felt triangle banner for their COMBINED party!!! Trying not to hyperventilate!!! And why are chandaleers so cute? Also, yay birds. Ugh, lately I usually always fill super fatiqued but there's for sure no way I'm preggo since {tmi} right now there is NO nuzzling at our house til I get a bigger etsy allowance. Why are ginorm heels w/ bows so adorable but make my feet so sore and why is there seriously zero time for pedi's when I want to feel cute so bad??? And speaking of cute is it mean to say I kind of am hope-ing that Ruth never looses all her babychub and this reminds me, why won't they find out they're babies gender??? Do you think its so I'll have to buy them more baby legs? Speaking of buying stuff I am craving crispy honey shrimp from Changs sooo bad you guys, bad I know, and a huge diet coke on the rocks guilty pleasure i guess sounds delish! Should I start calling my blog an on-line magazine? DWTS is going to be so fun, also heart ANTM and SYTYCD! I want to do hcg again but the ph changes can mess up you're ability to tan which i'm not willing to go there with it's being capri's and flip flop's weather in practically an hour. Which, thinking of diets slash fitness, can't decide which one if I should go to, spin or pilaties tomorrow, spin makes my butt seriously burn but is a little old fashion, pilaties is later and not as good of a teacher, guess it's six of a dozen.
I do all my best thinking at nite.
you should do both Spin and Pilates that way Ruth can never catch you!
ReplyDeleteYou seriously just saved me from having to read anyone eltses blog for like a month. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteAhh, TAMN, you have such a burden to carry. I mean this stuff is way more important than silly things like national health care reform. Yuck! Try counting honey shrimp...sleep tight!
ReplyDeleteI seriously love you. So deep you almost lost me.
ReplyDeleteI was up late tonight thinking of all the tons of things I have causing me trials in my life and then I found your journal and read all about you, and I'm so super greatfull that you are going through all of this, and sharing, so the rest of us don't have to. Your like the pioneers only not frumpy.
ReplyDeleteI'm not even sure what I think you meant by "it's six of a dozen". Sometimes your depth gives me a headache.
ReplyDelete(dw TAMN, I still heart you! <3)
Wow! Too many acronyms. . . I need a guide to help me decode you. When I can't sleep I take a Benadryl. . . little pill, no one will know, you sleep well yet wake up if you need to take care of your babies. Good luck TAMN.
ReplyDeleteWow, what a stream of conscience! So many acronyms, too! U R so deep it goes right over my head, whoosh, lol! Also I had no idea about hcg and tanning, thanks, its good to know the risks!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, that was a mouth full! With all those cravings could some one be preggers? And I could not follow you on the last part, but I get the gist, that the problems are as deep and life altering as they have ever been. Good luck on all the important decisions!
ReplyDeleteseriously, girl, you should right at nite all the time. your seriously so deep. and you have soo much going on it sounds crazy. you know what happens after a week like this.... GIRLS NIGHT!!!! yay birds.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you can't sleep. you rilly do have A.LOT to think about. You poor thing. you totally need a girlz weekend at a spa to refresh and clear your head so you can continue being the best mom and wife EVER and such a good example to all of us. remember... you have to put you're oxgin mask on first, right?
ReplyDeleteYou're writing is so deep, TAMN ! Undoubtably, the universe will help you think threw these questions. XOXO, love you. :-)
ReplyDeleteSeriously you're only having three parties? Because dontcha need one for the fam, and one for friends, and one for the ward? Isn't that like 9 parties? Get cracking, woman! Chandaleers aren't that cute, you just think so because they're everywhere. If I know anything about my TAMNers, it's that she's not a sheep. Heels, however, are cuter the taller they are so that your cutsie-teensie butt just barely-there looks way better than Lindsey's. Wait, are you seriously wearing cute open-toed heels with un-pedi'd feet? Ick and Ew! Ruth has just started her babychub--she'll probably just put on the layers and blame it on her babies because she's not as cute as you. I lurve crispy honey shrimp from the PF and I don't think they have any calorees. I believe your blog already is an online magazine, or else what are all the flashing ads on the sidelines? All the most expensive and fattest fashion mags are at least 75% advertisments. That's how you can tell they're good. How can you say it's flipflop weather there, because even though I don't live in Zion I know you have a snow day tomorrow but I'm set for my day in the 70's. I'll soak up some rays for ya in proxy. Don't go to spin or pilaties, have you not even discovered hot yoga yet? Besides the icky sweaty problem, you get great bragging rights when you tell people that you do harder yoga than them.
ReplyDeleteI do all my best advice-giving at night.
Whatever. I love your stream of consciousness. Too much! PS I want to do hcg again but the ph changes can mess up you're ability to tan. I LoVe It!
ReplyDeleteWhatever. I love your stream of consciousness. Too much! PS I want to do hcg again but the ph changes can mess up you're ability to tan. I LoVe It!
ReplyDeleteClearly. Wanna write my research paper for me?
ReplyDeletewow. this is an awesome conglomeration of all things TAMN, except for no mention of Lynzee. what gives??
ReplyDeleteThose are some deep thoughts Jack Handy...
ReplyDeleteyou SO do all you're best thinking at nite! im amazed/impressed/intimidated by all the ideas your handling at once! go tamn!
ReplyDeleteOh TAMN. Sounds like your life is Seriously So Stressed. Do you think it's time to ACTUALLY simplify? Wait, no, that can't be right. Time to focus on all the little things that don't matter!!! Yay for your way fun life!!!
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ReplyDeleteJust think, once he is done with Med School he can write your perscripshuns for Ambien!
ReplyDeleteyou're seriously so right, yay birds.
ReplyDeleteohmygosh.
ReplyDeletelove it. you've totally captured all the really annoying people who blog at night. genius.
if they only knew how ridicluous they were...
Only three birthday parties? What about one joint one for friends and one joint one for family?!?!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH THE END OF YOUR POST!
ReplyDeleteA few weeks ago, I was hanging out with my dad who kept saying it backwards, even though he's the one who taught me the phrase. "Half of one, six dozen of the other!"
ARE YOU STALKING ME?!
Baby legs?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, yay birds.
So didya hear that Obama's health care bill is going to be funding by taxing tanning salons?!? Like, how rude!
ReplyDeleteYour blog always makes me happy! I'm so glad I found it. Now I'm following so I can see when you post something new.
ReplyDeleteWhat you wrote is pretty much how my mind jumps and works when it's really late and I can't sleep for having too many thoughts to organize. So, i know how you feel :-)
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Also, yay birds indeed.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck-- baby legs?? I can't believe you're withholding sex until you get money! That sort of makes you a prostitute.... sex for money.... Wow. I'm sure you meant something else because you are way too rytchis and cute to be a whore-wife.
ReplyDeleteLove "which one if I should go to"
Yay, Birds! That should be on a t-shirt.
Wow. That sounds WAY too much like my late night rambling to even be funny! Actually, it's halarious!!! I want more late-night posts from NOW ON!
ReplyDeleteTAMN--I don't know how to help with all your cute dilems, but I DO have a solution for fitness. Take belly dancing. Seriously. You get a cute tinkling skirt, AND you will have killer abs after just one class.
ReplyDeleteAnd I but AngelNuggetz will thinks twice about that etsy allowance when he sees what you learned in class. ;-)
DWTS = Dancing with the Stars
ReplyDeleteANTM = America's Next Top Model
SYTYCD = So You Think You Can Dance (However this isn't on right now, so not sure what TAMN is thinking)
Just thought I'd clarify for those acronym-challenged readers out there.
Best line of this post: "Also, yay birds."
Um, TAMNers, not to add to your stress, BUT there's something I have been wondering. It's seriously been weighing on my mind.
ReplyDeleteYou know how, um, some babies (NOT Princess Vintage and Manly Boy Nickname) are not-sah-cute? How are you planning to deal with that situation at the party? Not invite the ugos? Invite them, but scooch them to the side every time you zoom in for an arty photo of your twinners and their more photogenic friends? Or go with the ANTM theory that ugly can be pretty?
Oh, wow. My mouth was hanging open for most of that. I mean, just . . . wow.
ReplyDeleteAlso, yay birds.
"Yay birds."
ReplyDeleteBest line ever!!!
Welcome back, TAMN.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yay birds.
BAHAHAAA!
ReplyDeleteYay birds, six of a dozen of them.
what in the hell are baby legs? i mean, the kind you buy?
ReplyDeleteYou are so way over my head. I mean it, you're out there.
ReplyDeleteI also LOVE that one of the things keeping TAMN's mind from sleep is "yay, birds." (I like to think that I do okay making fun of high-maintenance peeps, but seriously, I'm not worthy.) You're a mastermind!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd. . . Jack Handy? LOL!
Yes. Yes to all of it.
ReplyDeleteYou should always post late at nite.
Deep Thoughts, by TAMN. :)
ReplyDeleteI must be totally out of the loop because I have no idea what yay birds is. What have I missed?
ReplyDeleteTricia,
ReplyDeleteBaby legs are leg warmers for babies. Cute and trendy, mostly bc they're super expensive.
I am like, seriously SO bummed! I tried to share your awesomeness with my facebook friends, cuz there lifes are so boring and I think they REALLY need you're help, and it like totally wouldn't let me post the link b/c "Some content in this message has been reported as abusive by Facebook users." The internetz are so OBVOUSLY jealous of how much better and more spirichual you are than every one eltse. Well, newayz, I just smile/frowned and posted that my friends should google search you're blog. So THERE facebook. >:P
ReplyDeleteRuth is definitely going to keep the baby weight, but everyone will probably tell her, "You look healthy!" or, "You just had a baby! You look great!" so she'll never realize how bad it is. Good thing she has you to tell her the truth!
ReplyDeleteUm, did you hear about the extra bamacare tax on tanning beds? yep. they've made your tanning bed taxes higher. You better start writing some letters to make your voice herd.
ReplyDeletewow, you are on to something. definately a multi-tasker, it's your gift and you should never hide your gifts from the world.
ReplyDeleteand yes, yay birds!
No time for pedi's?!?!? What has your life come to?
ReplyDeleteTo allcatsaregrey79: I figured out how to get past that FB jealousy. :) Just click the title of one of TAMN's posts and copy and paste that link into FB. They don't let you link to seriouslysoblessed.blogspot.com, but you can link to a specific post.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I read the comments. Otherwise I would have thought "yay, birds" was just a throwaway thought, instead of realizing it was the funniest line in the post.
ReplyDeleteLoved the stream-of-consciousness on fast forward!
still don't get what 'yay birds' means... some reference to 'peeps' as in people? somebody will seriously have to spell this out for me!
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