you're emails: from TAMN's inbox, part 6 or something

As always, these emells are 100% real.

HOW COME PPL SEND ME MEAN EMAILS WHEN I'M PREGGO??? I mean, honestly, if you don't love something, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Unless your me in which case it is NOT being mean, I just call it like I see it so it's more like open and authentic, not a meanie. But Seriously, get a load a these meanies, and to a darling preggo no less!

I don't know you but I can't resist chiming in, since besides being 2 obnoxious things -- skinny and selfish -- on top of that you are guilty of one of my biggest pet peeves: the term is pregnant. Not preggy. Not preggo. Not preggers. PREG. NANT. Is it that hard? You are not five. STOP SAYING PREGGO.

{gasp of hore} Honestly? Want to know of MY pep peeves? People who DON'T say preggo. Seriously, the term "pregnant" is only used by frumpagrumps. I am darling and there for I say preggers or preggo, end of story.

PREGGO PREGGO PREGGO.

What is wrong with you? Endangering your unborn by doing a cleanse while pregnant? Don't want to be a helicopter so you don't discipline your kids and let them run around doing dangerous things and endangering the property of others? Stealing by pretending to buy stuff for some club decorations for a party then keeping it yourself? Have you been tested for a mental disorder? Seriously?

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Defiantly just jealous you didn't think of all those awesome idizz first, huh? Maybe I should offer her a dill on the essential oils I just started selling, to help her destress.

No offense but the only people who are against cleanses are tubbalards, and it's not that I don't discipline, its just that my babies need freedom to discover boundaries.

the cry/shop/cry cycle

I wish we could all be IRL besties you guys, bc seriously LOVE YOU, and if we were real life besties I would split a rio with a bunch of you and refill your diet any day, THEN hit the gateway for soooo many darling clothes that just SCREAM "us!!!" so loud we could NOT resIST and then whoopsies, overspend a smidge, end up hidding them from our hubbies until the credit card thingie comes, and then if JJWT or your hubby get's mad, we will cry and seriously bawl and then remind them of that one time they hurt our feelings real bad and then zinnnnng, the whole thing gets turned around on him and he'll end up apologizing his brians out and then I'll say, look, babenugget, I know you don't get it, I just need some girl time...

AND THEN WE JUST DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!

LOVE my life!

tuff call

Getting super exited! And also super scarred! 15 weeks preggo! This means I'm starving and seriously savaging for food all the time, but more importantly which means it's almost time to find out...trucks or tiaras, guns or aprons!!!!!!!!!!! Literally can't wait for the DTD so totally want to do that thing where you pee in magic water and the color changes and tells you, know what I mean??

Execpt, am scarred to do it and feeling like the worst mom ever. Haven't properly decided for sure if I want a boy or a girl, keep changing my mind so I'm worried sending the universe mixed messages will bring us one of those he-she babies.

:(

fall back

Guess what I did w/ my extra hour!?

UPDATE: Great guesses! You guys know me sooooo good. I used the hour to make hairbows after a speedy nuzzle, did some Zumba in my new EYELASH EXTENSIONS while I looked at couches on the computer!

nite nite

holy cow you guys, know what is exhausting?? Well I mean besides having twins, being preggo, doing my hair and blogging?

Parrotting buzzwords from JJWT's political opinions all day! Whew! What a day! I am poop'd!

hALLoWeEn UpDaTe!

I could tell you about seven other party's we went to but I know all you care about is the main one of which I was in charge of soooooooooooooo here're the updates!

The bad: being activities co~chair is sooooo hard, but worth it. Ugh, Half the committee blew a casket when I bought a bunch of home decor stuff at Anthro for decorations and centerpiece's, got rembursed then took it home after for keeps. What? It's not like I didn't buy it THINKING about the party! And they were used for party purposes for over an hour! I'm just perma-storing it is all!

The good: The pressure was really on since it's pretty much tough to go anywhere but downhill after body glitter, ya know? Anywho, after alot of prayer and pondering about how to incooperate spandex and draw intention to my preggo chest, I finally clicked! L'il Alivyiah and me dressed up like super hot 80s aerobics instructers! One word: skin tight neon spandex! With french cut spandex undies! LOL! I hate to swear, but honestly, I looked dang good. Relax mom, the teensy shorts I threw on nearly covered my bum cheeks.
Since JJWT and Tridger were oily body builders {bonus: he waxed his chest again!}, it was a no-brianer when we won the "hottest fam" award I made up and then judged! The certificate's on the mantel, below all my thrifted owls.

so gross i know

GUYYYYS! I've got EONS of TONS to tell you about our kickA customes and how unthankless everyone was about the bumload of work I, as activities chair, did for the church halloween party but how it was better since we had five OTHER parties to go to, but can't now, it will have to wait, it makes me sick to say it but yesterday....

I splurged and ate THREE fun size snickers.

In the same day.

Holy heffer! Gag!
So,CLEANSE TIME!!

Which is soooo awkward preggo and training for a triathelon, but you do what you gotta do.

TALK about a sugar comma. How was your's?