But, totally have a plan: Three seperate costumes tonight! Haven't boughten a new suuuuuper cute bikini in a while so splurged for one and my (coy whisper-voice "girlz" while pointing to my chest) are a little bigger than usual these days so def excited to play that up w/ the following:
Parties 1-4: Merrrrmaid! Just as hot-enhancing as Malibu barbie in a green bikini but less chilly bc I have super cute bright green sequin gills glue-gunned on to oober tight leggings!! That I'll severely crop when it's time for...
Parties 5-8 where's we'll be Adam and Eve! Same as Ariel but nakeder!! So fun to barely cover the essentials but with such a noble purpose! THEN we'll just roll me in body glitter and then JJWT will give me a perma-piggy back as he carries me around to....
Parties 9-12 as his TROPHY WIFE!!
BAA! Hope your Halloween is awesome, too! Have sooooo freaking much to do today, totally gotta go...not only do I need to bring ghost-shaped cookies to JJWT's class and hit up SpookySpinning at Golds AND not only do I need to get our darling homemade bags ready (I'm going to hang 'em from my belly for when we take the feti tricker treating before the parties) but I have GOT to talk Yvette out of being a pumkin or she'll be spinstied forEVER. Should someone like her seriously use an opp like this to look even ROUNDER??
(Sometimes I say it like "Hall" instead of "Hal" when I say I'm not from here, bc I lived out of state til I was 8 months old)