June 24, 2008

GNO!

So after our amazing date on Friday, the weekend got even funner when a few of my friends and I decided to get together for a GNO on Saturday! Even though JJWT and I are already in seriously tons of debt due to our recent Condo/Townhouse/Mini-Mansion purchase, JJWT always let’s me go out with my friends! Sometimes you just need time with your girls! Plus, my parents generously offered to pay for JJWT’s school so that I don’t have to worry about providing an income...LUCKY!!!!! You guys, I am so blessed to be raised by such great parents who are such great examples to me and my dad totally taught me how to have a good work ethic, I probably wouldn’t have made it through hair school/my elementary education major without his example of hard WORK...love you!

Anyway, I love GNOs, even though every-time I type that word I think about having to go to the girl-doctor right before I got married...EWWWWWW! In fact, the only thing I love more than GNOs is using acronyms to describe everything, even though I probably couldn’t tell you what an acronym is, seriously, I LOOOOVE using them! My friends and I call each other the E.A.R.L.Y. girls for our names, Emilee, Amber, Rachel, Lisa, and Yvette! EARLY! So cute, right? We also like to joke that we are like the EARLY bird who catches the worm because we all married such great catches so EARLY in life! LOL! Except Yvette, but we are all praying for her, and I know she will find someone almost as great as my husband super soon, otherwise she will probably have to go on a mission or do something else boring and serious! SAD! Who knows!!!!!

So we all decided to go to Café Rio for dinner, and we all ordered the yummiest thing ever, pork salad, which honestly, I don’t even like the pork salad, but it’s what all my friends order, and individual thought is just kind of beyond me, and getting the same thing at all the same places is how I meet my need to be the same now that second grade is over and we're too old to actually dress like twinners!

(Insert picture of girls sitting at Café Rio. Yvette, the old maid, is the only brunette)

Love these girls, just love them! (This is not a command, but rather my way of starting sentences without using "I"...though I'm sure you can't help but love them!) They are so darling! They were my bridesmaids at my wedding! There is never any drama between us, even though I know it must be hard for them to be married to someone other than JJTW and to be fatter than me! We’ve known each other since kindergarten and went to high school together which was so great because then I never had to make new friends OR hang out with people with different standards! I’m seriously so blessed to never have known anyone who believes differently than I do. When the prophet told all the girls to take out those second pair of earrings, we did it together, and now when we see girls with more than one modest pair, we just look at each other and think about how much more blessed we are than everyone else to be friends so we can follow the prophet together!

GTG! TTUL8R!!!!! Thanks for letting me go to the GNO, JJWT!

18 comments:

WonderKitty said...

Yvette is totally Lisa.

steph said...

hahaha

m. said...

U can still sea the wholes in my ears from where i had them double peirced and sometimes i feel guilty but then it reminds me of the sacrafice i am making. Kind of like the scares on Jesus's hands and feet. seriously, we ALL are so blessed.

gurrbonzo said...

Poor, poor Yvette.

Azúcar said...

If Yvette got some highlights or something I bet boys would be totally interested her OH MY GOSH MAKEOVER!!!!

MandoRama said...

Correction: '... Bridesmaids at my RECEPTION.' Not 'wedding.'

Anonymous said...

What's with all your forward slash marks? Does/this/mean/something/I/don't/know/about? Was my mom supposed to give me four names and she just forgot?

Anonymous said...

This just... It just makes me sad.


And not because I'm the Yvette.

luvin' life said...

I bet if I let Yvette borrow my Escalade boys would like her more.

I might take her to Nordstrom tonight too and buy her some hot Citizen jeans, then they would totally love her!! She might even get a hot date on the way out!!

By the way, I'm Yvette's sister, Brit. I just want her to find an eternal companion so she get start getting some blessings. We're way blessed and totally cute.

~j. said...

Fer Funs! I love GNO 2. Me n Azu'car go out while our hubbys, Jer-Bear and Ry-guy, go to the Sev and then play video games. Hola!

Azúcar said...

I LOVE THE SEV, even if slurpees are totally fattening you guys.

CaliChick said...

My husband is totally hotter then your's.

Natalie said...

Shit. I'm Yvette.

bridgerw said...

This is really genius, thank you. Somebody had to do it. And please, let's hear more about Wes' quest to make $40,000 in the alarm and pest control business.

Also, are the two of you running any sort of business you can force on your friends through your blog?

Cardine said...

Okay, it took me 6 hours, and I finally figured out what GNO was.

Turbo said...

Speaking of ridiculous acronyms,I can't wait to start using "Yummy" as much as possible. Because trying too hard just wasn't gay enough withOUT the new nomenclature.

Kim said...

So I am really old. What is GNO?

Julie said...

Heavystarch, you just kicked it to a whole new level with bringing in real examples, and I like it. Please continue.