whoa whoa whoa.

Hold it.

Guys.

Seriously.

This could change everything.

Is it true that the second time you get preggy, noone throws you showers??

THE SWINE FLU!

Sooo sad and wierd since seriously, I scrub them both with bath & body antibacterial like ninty times day, but today

{mad pout}

Alivyiah & Tridger both got diagnosed with H1 and N1.

:(

Whoever gave them it deadmeat! Soooo sad to see them feeling yucky, but even sadder that I seriously HATE sickness, AND we can't go ANYWHERE for A HOLE ENTIRE WEEK.

Can you even imagine?

So, on the way home from the doctors office we stopped by neighborhood playgroup, ward playgroup, high school friends playgroup, hair school friends playgroup and preschool so they could say bye to all there friends for the week. The hugs and kisses they gave everyone were so precious.

the twinses first halloween!!!

So fun! So cute! So festive!
Doesn't Halloween rock?? For the TrunkerTreat we decided to finally acknowledge what all our friends have been saying since day 1 and just go as Brangelina and their Twins, seriously, everyone says our twins look like theres, isn't that hysterical??

But seriously, they do.

Sooo, I defiantly combined your ideas and went to the TrunkerTreat as Angelina as a sexy black cat and I was HOT. My Angelbabe hubby JJWT looked like HOT Brad--not Benjamin Button Brad--and I couldn't hardly keep my hands off him!! LOL! Not to overshare though! Alivyiah & Tridger were SOOOO CUTE but a teensy bit awnry by the end, and I wanna post pics so bad, way bad, not just so you can see our cuteness but in addition so you can see how gross and tacky the cultural hall looked during dinner, someone on the planning committee obvously didn't prescribe to Domino Magazine {RIP} if you know what I'm sayin! Don't get me wrong though! But, JJWT says no, if I post pics the internet creepers will find us, which would be hard since our house and cars and hair and fall boots and sweaters are identically vintage unique to everyone eltse's, but he IS in law/biz/med/dental school so he knows way more than me, remember, at least when it comes to book smarts {I'm more hair smart}.

Anyways, it was way fun to see you but seriously sad your kid{s} were in store boughten costumes {frownsmile}.

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Oh crud guys!! Serious trouble! I have like a hundred hot halloween costumes but for tomorrow's ward party, been planning for EVER to be one of those slutty but cute devils w/ a plastic pitchfork and cute horns and a red hooker outfit, but SnuggleNugget is being all prudey and said it's ok {and actually, really HOT} for all our freind parties on Sat but "not" "appropriate" for Trunkertreat tomorrow. Need new idea stat!

Requirements: adorable, hot, righteously riskay.

HELLLLP!

p.s. sooo annoying, no Glee last night are you freakin SERIOUS??? {I fastfwd thru the inappropriate parts, swear it}

where in i give some advise

So sorry it's been FOREVER since I blogged, so behind on my journaling, bad I know!! Tons to catch up on too bc we had the busiest funnest weekend ever and I have dozens of pics to post of us in the pumpkin patch and being zany at corn mazes and boots and scarfs ect.! But those'll have to wait bc there is tons of you in need!

Seriously guys, I keep getting all these emails w/ stuff like "TAMNers, help me! My life is lame!" or "TAMN, how do you be so cute?" or "Will you teach a mini-class on interior decorating in my ward this week?" and on and on. It brakes my heart to think of so many of you frowny and needy, and I feel a duty to help bc to parafrase the song, because I have been hottie much...

Some of you're recent questions:

TAMN, my hot boyf and I are thinking about getting engaged soon. What pre-engagement tips can you give us?

BAA!! The being engaged to be engaged is the best part! Make sure you tell everyone you know that your engaged but its still a secret bc it's not official, bc even when you have a temple date and have already boughten your dress, you'll still be WAY suprised when your ring shows up. This way people have at least 14 seperate times they have to shriek out w/ you: pre-engagement, actual engagement, when you get the ring, when you resize the ring, bridal showers 1-8, wedding, reception. More on this later!

Hey girl, just wondering, when I got married my own Angelbabe was awesome but now we lost some of our spark. We have a bunch of little kids and no boat and he's still in elder's quorum! Help!

Sad! Sounds like you guys let the sizzle fizzle. Gross. Let me guess, he was never AP was he. Poor girl. Did you forget my earlier advice about how muscles are happiness bc six pack now --> stake president later? First off, get a more expensive camera so your pics together look happier. As a marriage expert {coming up on our 28th monthiversary!} I can say w/ matturity, the answer is always just loose weight and try harder. Also, lipstick.

TAMN, my baby won't sleep through the night. He's two months old and everyone else's babies, according to the blog world, sleep like through the night. What am I doing wrong?

TWO MONTHS? Sad! That is like ANCIENT in baby years! If he's not sleeping 7 PM - 7 AM non stop, no offense, but your probably a bad mom, bc baby sleeping habits reflect your worth as a mother and person. Even if he's not sleeping thru the night, just say he is and make sure to blog about your greatfulness. Anything less is surrendering to the frumpies.

Isn't helping fun? LOVE letting my light shine! Any other Qs I can help you with?

hollidays!

Soooo greatful for email fwds that bring alot into my life and exspecially the one I just got informing me that there're only SIXTY THREE sleeps til Christmas!

Now that it's Oct it's time for me to start thinking about people who will want to get me stuff, just a head up that these are my personal rules this year, since part of the sprit and meaning of the holidays is making sure people know what to get you slash avoiding them getting the wrong idea about how I'd be happy with socks;

1. I am only giving handmade gifts and have already started almost all of them. I WOULD post tutorials but I don't want to ruin suprises, and plus there all from OTHER blog tutorials but I'm pretending their my idizz.

2. I am only acceppting store boughten {list w/ pics and prices linked to the store to come!!}

oposition in all things

Ugh. It's soooo hard when I'm so blessed but then all the sudden challenged at the same time, like my heart is being squozen in two!

Blessings: cOrN mAzEs and gArDnEr viLlAgE wItChEs!! Also, my favorite garment-optional holiday is coming up! Yay!

Trails: Had the cutest BOOing planned for our neighborhood and then someone else started an ugly one from like 1987.

Life can be really unfair.