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September 4, 2008
Lifestyles of the hot and righteous
Hi guys! Anyone who knows me knows that I hate HATE hate, I mean, strongly dislike talking about myself, seriously, total giver. But, tonz of my e-BFFs have been sending in awesome Q's about JJWT and I's life so it seems like you want the inside scoop! Some of you want advice for your own personal kinundrums like how to loose weight or whiten teeth and others want to know specifics about Angelbabe and me's relationship, like our in-laws, neices and nephews, MiaMaid activity idizz, if I have any old letters from cutie's mish, if we hunt (EW!), if he ever called me on p-day, if he one any sells awards when he sold pest control/security systems, what pre-school our hottest fetus ever is going to, and on and on for infinity. So heres your chance! Ask away and I'll reveal my darling mystery's in an upcoming TAMN fack post (is that how you say it??). Love you!
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What's your mom like? What do you guys do together? Does she borrow your clothes? Are you building next door to your parents?
Just dying to know how JJWT's folks, (ya know your wonderful, special,and over the top so totally cool in-laws) feel about that oh so modest bikini you sport?
Like are they cool with it or do they give you the "sweet smile" but you can feel the tension in the vibes just a wee bit????
I need to know how to lose weight! And I totally need to know how to get my hubbs rightous seed implanted in my rightous womb. For some reason it just isn't working! I know I pray SO HARD, but I need a different answer. Love you!!
Okay, how did you and JJWT meet? Do you think you'll homeschool your kids? If you ever have a baby born in the summer, will you hold it back a year before starting kindergarten? When/how did you know that JJWT was "the one?" Do you like to cook?
You should get JJWT to blog sometime telling us some of his mission stories. I love LOVE love mission stories.
What I am dyin to know is WHO YOU are VoTinG! for in the elextion? Unrelated, but do you think ObAMa is HotT?
Maybe you don't have to tell us who you're righteous choice for prez is but I want to know what you think of Obama, McCain and Palin. I want to know if you truly are keeping high standards not just with your manis and pedis.
So what do you think about Sarah Palin and her 17 year daughter old being prego like you?
Do you grind your own wheat and make your own bread?
TAMN! My sisters and I have been DYING to know what color you are! you know (the color code book). We were discussing your many colorful personality traits and just COULD NOT decide what you are. Puh-lease, fill us in!
LOVE YOU!
I am DYING to know what you and JJWT are going to name your cute fetus! What are your girl/boy choices???
Hi TAMN ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Hope you have a totally righteous year!
What's the best birthday gift you ever received? ( Not that you need any material possessions, because you are so low-maintainance...) Love you ! -- D.
How far will you space your kids apart? Are you going to start trying for #2 when ur fetus is 6 months old so they can be bffs?
What do you think are OK sabbath activities, and what are not. Like is it OK to go tanning as long as you invite your miamaids?
TAMN I'm currently searching for my eternal companion, and your post for your searching sisters was great, but I'm a searching BROTHER! How/where do I find a girl even half as awesome as you!?! And once I find her what do I do to make her mine? JJWT is so gosh-darn lucky...
I must admit it drives me crazy, all of your mispelled words on your blog... but I give you mad props too because you are so Spot-on!!!
I must, Must know how JJWT proposed. It had to have been so romantic.
I must admit it drives me crazy, all of your mispelled words on your blog... but I give you mad props too because you are so Spot-on!!!
I must, Must know how JJWT proposed. It had to have been so romantic.
If you could sell anything on Etsy, what would it be?
Hey girl. I totally want to see your top one or two favorite letters from JJWT's mission, but also wanted to see your Dear John's you sent to the other boys you sent off (and their replies)!
What is the best way to whiten teeth...i'm so yellow but mellow so that's good I guess.
Oh! Also wanted to know - are you on Lymabean?
I also want to know who you are voting for and what you think of Sarah Palin?
I also want to know where you guys went when he sold alarm systems/pest control/Living scriptures and what you did with the other wives all day while your hubbys were out selling?
So what is JJWT's BMI? And what are you going to do when he develops a spare tire because he's out there working so hard and doesn't have time to get to Gold's?
Do you and JJWT fight? How do you guys handle arguments?
Have you started decorating the nursery-what theme/colors?
Do you have siblings? Where do you land in the birth order?
Does JJWT know that you are Facebook friends with like all your old boyfriends and fiances? And how do you police his Facebook account so he won't be friends with all his ex-girlfriends? Or do you just share one Facebook account under the name TAMNJJWT?
p.s. Did you know that Jennifer Lopez is super in tune just like you?!?! Check it out:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20223142,00.html
But I don't get it--how did she know? She doesn't have the plan!
I was wondring if you new the best places in Utah and Arizona to get the BEST/lowest fat fro-yos?
(I rilly wish you'd change it too "thoughts n fillings")
What tWiLigHt character are you? I mean, you should totally be Rosalie cause she's so HAWT, but Bella has Edward (muah!) and Alice is SUPER nice and giving....BAHHH! Maybe you should just write to Stephanie Meyer and have her make a character about YOU! You would be the most ADORABLE vampire (plus the plan and minus the vampire ES-EEE-EX!)
How do I get my Mia Maids to quit texting during my lessons? It's a little disruptive inviting the spirit when I have to compete with "OMG LOL WTC my BFF JILL." Thanks!
What's your sign? And don't you TOTALLY match all the info about it???
Do you know or have any friends of other ethnicities? How do you interact with hispanics or as most people from Utah call all hispanics "Mexicans?" (and most people say it under their breath like they have just said a bad word "mexicans")Do you follow after the "plan" and treat everyone like your brother or sister even though they come from different backgrounds? Thanks!
Professional Doggy Wrestling. In my blog I attempt to break up a Doggy wrestling match between The flying Churro and Buster barks a lot. My question for you is, do you think Dogs should have to wear wrestling uniforms and be subjected to the rigors of professional Doggy Wrestling standards?
Thanks
www.temparoo.blogspot.com
Do you have a pitcher of your hubby or your kid with their backpack on, ready to go to school? I would LOVE to see it.
Where did JJWT serve his mish? And how long until he graduates?
Would you ever post for a FREE giveaway?
http://simplysweetmarriage.blogspot.com/
Just curious if that is beneath you?
You've been married HOW long? And you DON'T have 5 kids yet? Sad.
I want to know why you kept avoiding me at church last Sunday when I was trying to ask if you got you Visiting Teaching done for this month.
I want to know how you met your ex-fiances? Did one of them work for your dad selling alarm systems/pest control?
With your expertise on being simultaneously hot and righteous (not to mention humble), how do you manage to keep from being translated? Do you lay in bed at night and mutter swear words when you see the angels coming for you? (That's how I do it.)
TAMN
Every beautiful person was once a beautiful baby, so I think you should post you and JJWT's hot baby photos.
Wouldn't it be so totally fun to show everyone how naturally beautiful the two of you are? (Doesn't that mean that you extra good in the pre-existence?)
But plez don't make us vote on who is cuter. That is just a recipe for a riot.
What is your fav food at the Cheesecake factory? The chicken finger basket? Their food is like, so ethnic. I love Chinese culture, that is why I always get the Terryaki Chicken Wrap (wheat tortiya of course).
Umm my question would be, because I <3 your blog in a sisters in heaven type of way, can I please edit your spelling for you? I mean that in a totally non judging wanting to help you for the many hand-outs I am sure you are making on a bi-daily basis. I'm sure you have spell check on the comp but it won't tell you when you use 'one' instead of 'won' as in he 'won' an award. No biggie because I totally see past any grammatical errors to the pure white heart of the author. ;) PS when is poor blechy Yvette going to start seriouslysobummed.blogspot.com, lol?
*Pensive sigh* I have nothing to blog about but my lame singles ward and how bored I am with this meaningless illusion you call life.
I bet you have a killer diamond ring. Did JJWT seprize you with it? Was is too small and you made him take it back for another one? Puhleez give deets with maybe a pitcher!
This is seriously the cutest blog ever!
Need to know how he asked you to the senior prom and how he proposed so I can rail my hubs for not being so romantic or gloat that I've really got the better guy.
What a hoot your blog is! Ok, so what's for dinner tonight????
I want to know a few things:
1. What business are you going to begin once that hot fetus of yours is here? (cause every new mom starts a side buiz)..
2. As a PS to #1, have you started any photography businesses yet?
3. How many trips do you and JJWT take a year?
4. How many different outfits do you own for church?
that's it, TAMN. Sure love ya big.
Keep me laughing, please. It'll put me into labor.
Tamn, I want to know what kind of shampoo you use?
How did TAMN and JJWT meet??
We fershur need to know how you and JJWT met,how he proposed, etz.
Also, what's your favorite "cookie in a jar" mix? I heart those and I think my Beehives would love to do those!
What tunes will you be listening to during the delivery of the hottest fetus ever?
what's your favorite mia maid activity?
When you "tan" do you prefer the tanning beds or do you "Mystic Tan"? I also am dying to know what brand of makeup do you use? I see you as a MAC girl- am I right?
I just have to know when you got married did JJWT buy you such a ginormous ring that you had to get a second one to wear everyday. Thus saving the ginormous 5 carat for special occasions like temple night...Speaking of temple night how do you feel about your special underwear, no not the ones from Victoria's Secret! Do you think it's okay to forget to put them on after swimmng, laying out, or working out..after all that really isn't an important part of being LDS is it? Last but not least are you a Double D aka A Draper Diva or are you a real housewife of Davis County aka A Stepford...
Did you ever think you would turn into a spinsty if JJWT didn't want you? You know, when he came home from the mission?
What do you think about plastic surgery?
I wanna know how you decorated your Mc Manson/luxury condo/townhouse. Did you buy lots of stuff from Ikea, or did you go for the "my house is kinda rustic looking but in a cute way" look? Also how do you feel about pets? I see you with a tiny dog with some variation of your name, like TAMN jr, am I right?
Do you watch PG-13 movies? Or maybe you shouldn't answer this in public. Just text me the answer and I promise I won't tell anybody.
tamn, how do i tell a modest bikini from an immodest one? Cuz I wanna look super sassy, but NOT skanky! loves, muah!
Sooooo...does he put on his left or right sock first? Does he wet his toothbrush before he pastes.....what about bad/good habbits?....Britney or Christina? (in hotness)
i think it's time for some RECIPES!!!
i think it's time for some RECIPES!!!
What do you buy for food storage?
What do you do for Family Home Evening?
What is JJWT's favorite meal that you make for him?
What are your hidden talents?
What was your favorite YW activity?
Hi Dearest TAMN, I have a problem that maybe you can help me with. Sometimes when I'm texting like 8 of my very best friends at the same time, I send the right reply but to the wrong friend. It has gotten me into an icky situation a couple of times.
How do you handle multiple texting at once?
Thank you so much for your great wisdom! I haven't worn long sleeves since your post that talked about that, and I know I look way cuter!
Do you hope to have a girl or a boy?
"fack post"
I read that phrase really quickly, and then I had to repent.
How much do you spend on scrapbooking supplies? Also, where do you keep it all?? Do you have your own scrapbooking room completely devoted to SCRAPBOOKING? cause that'd be hawt.
That floating baby is really freaky!!
When you and JJWT were dating what was your favorite "sparking" spot? I'll bet it was the temple grounds, wasn't it? Did he totally propose to you @ the temple grounds, or did he take you up timpanogos and have you look out over the valley and imagine yourself being a righteous queen over it all? And last but not least, becuase it is totally your humbleness that makes you so great, lets see a list of what makes you humble and grateful ( for being great!)
I'm wondering how many pounds of tenderloin steak and lobster to include as part of my food storage.
The WofW recommends eating meat only during winter or times of famine, but when it's necessary to rely on your food storage or starve, wouldn't that qualify as a famine in the land?
one more!What kind of crazy foods is your super-hot fetus making you crave? Do you make JJWT go out no matter what time it is and get it for you? How many miles away do you make him go?
How much $ do you spend when you get your best hair ever cut/colored? I bet it is seriously so hot (your hair)!!! Also what kind of car do you drive and what Justin Timberlake song do you scream at the top of your lungs while you're driving? U-R-A-Q-T!!
Are you planning on running a marathon? That seems to be the new thing "run and not be weary" and all that. Won't that effect the cute lil' fetus?
If you were to give a combined YW lesson on Pride, what would the outline look like?
are you ever going to get into photography?
OK, I totally need to know your cutest ideas for Visiting teaching. I'm pretty sure the sisters on my list hate how boring I am with delivering a message, asking how everything is, and then just leaving. I bet you know how to spice up a good visit!
I also want to know about the RING and how many years you have left to pay it off, or if Daddy helped JJWT pay it of...what's the scoop?
TAMNers, how are you gonna clothe you're cute preggo eggo if Anthro doesn't make maternity clothes?
Hey TAMN,
I'm sure you are WAY too busy with YW, being married AND preggers to go to Enrichment "Homemaking" meetings. But you do go to Super Saturday, right? What crafts did you make? How do the "older" RS sisters act around you?
P.S. I'm really a girl, but to protect my virtue my hubby Scot has all the computer accounts in his name.
how many kids do u both want?
Is it against the plan to wear crocs? I mean, I know that Yvette used to, but she repented, right?
When your hot fetus starts talking at a real early age like five months, what is he/she going to call yours and JJWT's parents? Something really cute and special, I hope, since they will be the most blessed grandparents in the world.
where did JJWT serve his mish?? he wasn't state-side right? cuz we all know those boys must be less righteous - which is SO sad for them! i bet he went to some hot foreign place and can speak hot foreign stuff to you, right?
Oh, TAMN! You MUST tell EVERYBODY about the CUTEST FAREWELL EVER!
It just MeLtS mY hEaRt whenever I think about you singing "Hold Him in the Hollow of You Haaaaaanndd..." with the SUPER SPECIAL EXTRA SACRED AND PRIVATE VERSE you wrote JUST for JJWT at the end!... So spirichul.
What's your family like? Do you have siblings? Are they as fabu as you??
every hot and righteous mom has a sunday bag full of the perfect items to keep baby, children and hubby quiet. where will you get your bag and what will you fill it with?
Definitely tell us what you think about the 'lections. How cute is Sarah Palin?!
What are you and JJWT dressing up as for Halloween? I bet it's going to be matchy and adorable!
Can you please start writing those "Flashback Friday" posts so I can see how great your life was even before you started the blog?
How do you keep the layers in your hair so perfect? Do you have to ask for brown underneath and blonde on top, or are you just blessed that way? Why do you judge me when I eat all the cookies at GNO's? Why do I hurt all the time?
It's been awhile, but I've been building up my food storage of EL Fudge...finding time to comment has been, you know, hard.
-The Token Fat Friend
Are any of the T/A/M/N and J/J/W/T names your actual names or do you just prefer all those to your real ones? What is your real name?
TAMN-
OMGosh girl! I'm totally curious to know- do you and cutie JJWT ever fight? I mean like, how far does it go? Like have you ever hung up on him or punished him by not allowing him to show the PDA craves?
Not that I could EVER imagine any flaws in your fairytale relationship, i'm mostly just asking to confirm it so my soul isn't like totally crushed.
Anyway love you e-BFF! Toodles!
Holly
TAMN-
OMGosh girl! I'm totally curious to know- do you and cutie JJWT ever fight? I mean like, how far does it go? Like have you ever hung up on him or punished him by not allowing him to show the PDA craves?
Not that I could EVER imagine any flaws in your fairytale relationship, i'm mostly just asking to confirm it so my soul isn't like totally crushed.
Anyway love you e-BFF! Toodles!
Holly
I totally have to know how you can wear a 2nd set of earrings and still be so righteous? Does the second set not count as long as they are diamonds that JJWT gave you for your 2 month anniversary?!
TAMN- What are your favorite TV shows? I'm sure you LUV ANTM to bunches and The Hills. But do you like any shows we wouldn't think you Luv LUv LUV?
And who are your favorite designers? I mean come on, we all know you love Anthro for now, but after med/dental/law/biz school is done what will TAMN and baby TAMN wear? Michael Kors? Chanel? Burberry? I'm just dy-ing to know...
If your life were made into a Halestorm movie, who's role would Kirby Heybourne play?
Can you please give me your thoughts on the following statement: Need to do, Nice to do, Nuts to do.
I'm considering doing my own pedi to save money for food storage. Is that not totally nuts to do? (Your answer will settle a huge disagreement between me and my own Angelbabe.
tamn, i am dying to know about jjwt's calling. he's obviously the elder's quorum prez rite? oh wait, hes in on the high council, rite?? did you marry him because he was a zl and ap on his mish? that's what made you know he was the 1 im sure! also i want to know all about your first kiss, i bet it was over the altar. for cute!
What did your parents council you about going "horizontal" after getting married?
Before marriage it is a total NO-NO but after it is completely legit.
I am married and am too scared to do "IT"...
I love you so much, I nominated you for a fake blogging award. Congrats!
I think it's totally inappropriate of you to compare yourself to Marie Osmond.
She is a legend in her own mind lds business woman and you're modest tees in no way compare to her career and success which you obviously envy like a lot. But I forgive you, because I am above the fray.
- the Never Say Die Marie Fan Club
OMG... I have been DIEING to talk to you for like ages. I am in serious need of some H-E-L-P. My super cute-darling boy toy soontobe fianse wants to go ring shopping and I have GOT GOT GOT to know what you think. Will you PUH-LEEZE do a blog about your ring? I want it to be a may-jor sparkler- how big is yours? Does everyone look at it and know instantly of JJWT's love? Is there something super cute ingraved on the inside?
I want to be like JJWT n' you- a cutesy couple everyone looks at and says "ohmigosh, I want to be them" and I want my wedding announcement to be so seriously cute that everyone is like really jealous of our posterity.
LuVs!!
What is your favorite LDS novel (besides Twilight)? Are you into Jack Weylend?
What is your favorite LDS novel (besides Twilight)? Are you into Jack Weylend?
Have you been asked to help out for really society's Super Saturday? I am sure that the really society could sure use all your idizz cuz you are totally a giver!
TAMN congrats on the eggo bein preggo (gotta be one of your fave movies right?) - just wondering, do you plan to take this blog to new wonders when lil' baby arrives. i'm sure i'll be super duper excited to see a bizillion photos of the lil' one in all cute poses (you did say you were into photography right?)
Tamn!!! I am a new veiwer and so want to be like bff's, i mean for real shizzle ma nizzle ( thats my phrase some famous rapper stole it from me-jk) NE WAY What do you crave, and what is your fav recipe to make?! Me and a few of my gal pals have the awesomest cookin blog in the flippin' world and have alot of our peeps submit recipes to us via our email. Its called chicks in the kitchen and its holy freakin crap amazing, but we would like totally love to have a recipe from the famous Tamn! Our blog is www.chickkitchen.blogspot.com! Thanks Tamn, love ya!
I am sure you were walking through the Wilk on campus when you were recruited to sell Pesticides/security systems.......So TRUE and so good! Thanks for the laughs.
TAMN, so many questons!! Tell me all of your getting skinny tricks! How are you going to fit back into your size 2 jeans when you leave the hospital after the hottest fetus ever is born? How do you feel about plastic surgery? Tell us all about how you and JJWT keep your relationship so on fire. I mean, we ALL need your advise so that we can be as happy as you.
Haven't you guys been married for what, like, at least over a YEAR?! And you still don't EVEN own your own HOUSE?!!! SAD!
Tell us about your family, brothers sisters nieces nephews aunts uncles? Etc
What do you think about Sarah Palin and her pregnant daughter?
when did you get married?
Are you going to have a natural birth? You know-- no epidural. Are you going to use cloth diapers? Are you going to make your own organic baby food?
You do love your baby right? JK.
Where do you live? I thought I saw you and JJWT making out in the car in front of me at the stop light on Main St the other day. Also, was that you pre-ordering flower arrangments for the baby at the florist the other day?
Just wanna know about your opinion on the whole nursing/bottle issue. I mean, ya know, (church) people judge you if you don't nurse, because they think you want to keep your ta-tas as perfect as possible (understandable!), but, if you nurse, you're gonna be like, all hanging and loose someday - just look at those moms with, like, 10 kids, or the ones in the National Geographic JJWT keeps in the closet.
What's a girl to do? What are you gonna do?
I'm sure we saw you at the Bees' game last night. You and one of your bff. Did you have a good time? And did cutness play baseball in college or high school. How about you, you looked so toned, but so not butch, do you run or what?
Do you and JJWT think that sacrament meeting is like the best time to cuddle and show all the people who are sitting behind you how much you are totally into each other?
Okay...I can't stand it anymore. Why do you constantly spell words wrong? It isn't cute.
Does JJWT root for BYU or UofU? Please say the Lord's University!
Tamn,
I am just dying to know what you say when you bare your testamony in church. I'm sure you don't say ANYTHING about "the plan" because everyone already knows what you believe just by observing your "seriously blessed life". I'm sure you talk about your wealthy father, your skinny mother and your righteous JJWT?? And I'm sure you mention the rude sisters in RS who didn't volunteer to give you a baby shower?? Please give me some great ideas for next month in church!!
Oh yes, and of course you mention your latest mini vacays in your testamony!!
Dear TAMN,
What does your hate email say?
Hey TAMN, how cool is that we recognize your cute blessedness and have made it so you only have to blog like once a week and you still get to make tons of money to get your Pedis? We are the best BFFs ever!
How many coach bags do you own?
How many coach bags do you own?
How many coach bags do you own?
What sorts of music are you going to play to your fetus? Jordin Sparks?
I want to know where you get all your modest bikinis?
Since you're seriously, so blessed financially, what are you going to do with all your money? Do you have a favorite charity? Can I be your favorite charity? I understand businesses are paying you up to $300 a month for ad space. Wow! C'mon TAMN, share the wealth with those of us who are not seriously, so blessed. I'll even teach you how to spell. =)
That almost answers the question.
Thanks Koala.
TAMNers! Long time reader, first time commenter. Love the blog. So are you planning on using drugs or getting an epidural when you have you're baby girl(cuz it's sure to be a girl.)
Just wanted to know if you got an "interest only" loan to buy your stucco mansion on the hill. We just keep crunching the numbers and interest only seems to be the only way we could ever get into our dream house on the hill, and that is sooo important to us! Can't wait to finally ARRIVE!
When the hottest fetus ever turns into the cutest bebe ever-- are you going to breastfeed or use formula. Because like, if you use formula you obviously don't understand the plan, but if you breastfeed how will you still look good in your super modest bikini?
So this one time before I wuz married, my roomiez and I were hottin' r-selfs up for a kick-A dance. I had the AWSOM-MUST-HAVE skirt ever. I even bought a pair of the size 22 peteet g's so I could b shur 2 b modest (cuz it makes me sad when girlz let there garms show--its almost like there chucking they're perlz B4 swines, ya no?). NEways . . . my BFF roomee saw me all cuted out and she wuz all razing her eyebrowz at me. Then she left the room and when she came back, she TOTALLY changed her clothes AND put more makeup on--with skanky beyond skank FMR lipstick. I wus like, WTF(etch)?! I wuz cute first! And she goez and out-cutes me AFTER she seez the compuhtition. Its way against gurlz code, right?
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