September 24, 2008

Woohoo for Wednesday

OMGOSH! Could you guys get any awesomer? Those birthday idizz were the BEST! Since I'm double preggo and double happy, I couldn't help but pick double winners: Mhana who said JJWT should get me a billboard (too late now, but my half-birthday's not that far and this could also be a fun idea for my maternity shower, baby shower, post-partum shower, blessing, etc.), AND La Yen who suggested I sign my MiaMaids out for lunch and let the HS boys see how cute I am so they'll be inspired to get someone so awesome AND give the receipts to the bish bc it's a church activity...what the GENIOUS! Yay for you and for me and for all of us! Pick out a shirt & email me your choice at seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com and pat yourself on the back for doubling my birthday week joy. Honorable mentions Kristina (darling preggers body casts) and Whitney (riding a float through downtown SLC with a sign that says "It's my birthday and I'm pregnant with twins!") get a cute package of special VIP "Your life is a kick-A fairytale" greeting cards so email me your mailing address! BAAA!

Here're some things YOU can do to celebrate my birthday week:
  • take your own self out for a mani/pedi!
  • if you're preggers or gonna be or know someone who is, pick up a darling new hottest fetus ever shirt. If your not preggo or if wearing a crowned fetus freaks you out you can also get a mini vaycay one, a DC one, a Kick-A fairy tale one...must I go on? Limited edition so don't flip out when they're sold out bc you got fair warning.
  • if your feeling sassy and rebellious, get a GINORMOUS diet coke or fro yo!
  • bleach your teeth, hair or BOTH
  • work out then walk around in your workout clothes all day bc sleeves are for work and you're taking an e-BFF's-birthday vaycay so that means wear whatever you want!
  • part of your bday week pres to me can also be voting for me since I've been nominated for an award!! BAAA! Seriously guys, I wish it were Flashback Friday so I could tell you this is JUST like HS when I won best eyes, best hair, best smile, best dressed and most likely to be a MILN (what does that even mean? Prolly something darling...) You have to register (lame) but just give them your spam address and seriously, aren't I worth it? If I win I get a GC--my fave--I'll get some Anthro pants and you'll win too bc you'll get to see me blog about them! Win-win! Brother Covey would be way proud!

37 comments:

Julie said...

I'm celebrating this week by having a birthday party FOR you! Isn't that great? We'll all wear your new shirts, eat fat-free cake and fro-yo, and have the best time ever! (Don't worry, we won't mention your age. A lady never tells!)

rachael said...

MILN!??

Where the crap do you get this stuff TAMN? I love you.

Heidi Ashworth said...

The topic of my comment was going to be on "how cool am I?" because I was going to be the very first to post BUT it didn't work--thank you TAMN for getting it fixed. Love ya!

Spazztastique said...

SOOO glad you had an awsum birthday!

P.S. I voted for you!

Whitney said...

Yes! I got mentioned!! Surprised you don't already have my address in your addy book. haha.


Thanks Tamn (and to whoever is the genious behind Tamn because honestly truely, I'd rather meet you)

cheri said...

I just spit all over the computer screen. MILN????? You kill me! And that checking the MiaMaids out for lunch and getting reimbursed is the best idea ever.

Familia Fowler said...

Totally voted for your site. GOOOOO TAMN!!

kris said...

LOL. You crack me up every time. Can't wait to hear about your anthro pants. Off to get a diet coke in honor of your birthday week!

ok, am I slow? What's a MILN?

Kari said...

Most def voting for yOu...even tho you didn't pick my iDeA for your birthday (getting TODALLY MODEST LEGGINGS to wear under your mini skirts). NEways, I need to go buy a shirt cause my life is a kick-a fAiRy tAlE ;)

Spazztastique said...

Ummm... is kind of like a MILF, only righteouser.
:)

Eliza said...

Didn't get picked :( It made me wonder if it's really true what they say about daughters of God having individual worth (cause I didn't fill like I had any after my comment didn't get any attention) but quickly reelized I was WeArInG RED! Cowinkydink I think NOT!

Congrats to the winners!

Kristina P. said...

Oh my goodness!!! I got an honorable mention! I'm so not going to pretend that means that I actually sort of lost, and wasn't good enough to actually win.

This is what Hillary Clinton must feel like. I can totally relate to her now.

Thanks, TAMN!!

Nancy said...

MILN: Mom I'd like to nuzzle?

Rachael Jill said...

M.I.L.N. My new favorite term bc I totally am one. That should be a t-shirt.

Patti said...

AIGHH TAMN! You are making me feel so old-yes trust me Laurel time for me was WAY like yesterday! That or I have been away from the land of Zion for too long-what the heck is a MILN and for that matter a SAHP. You should like totally create a dictionary for old RS ladies that want to pretend to be YW or at least know what those MiaMaids are texting!
Answers PUH-LEASE!

marcie said...

If I wasn't trying to be JUST like you, TAMN, then I might be WAAAY ticked that I didn't get ticked, but your charitable, ever-so-rightous attitude is SOOO inspiring to me that I think I'll go out and do some birthday SERVICE in YOUR honor. Thank goodness for the plan, and people like you who exemplify it so PERFECTLY!

marcie said...

oops, I mean "picked" :)

Mhana said...
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The Howertons said...

I love your idea that WE get to celebrate your birthday too! I'm going to call my better half right now and let him know that I'm celebrating your birthday week and ask him what he's getting me. Cuz seriously, I'm easy - he could totally just give me some ME time, since we have 4 littles in the house - I would just soak it up! Thanks for Sharing!

becks8906 said...

i just drank a diet coke in honor of your birthday... now i don't have to eat lunch which is TOTALLY convenient!!

ramsam said...

I haven't had a Diet Coke for a week and half but I had one today just for you.

Not to freak you out, but we had a death in the family this week. I ordered a t-shirt and feel so much better. How inspired of you to put them on there for little old me to find today. My life is such a way awesome experience, so glad I have a soul sister like yourself to keep me in my blessed state.

Jenny said...

Just met your loverly site, my dear and had a good laugh! I took a little jog on over to the DivineCaroline site and made an educated decision ;) I'm looking forward to catching up on what I've been missing over here in your neck of the woods.

Whitney said...

HAHAHHA, Mother I'd Like to NUZZLE?!?! Here I thought it was Mother I'd Like to NAIL. baaa hahaha. Wait, am I right and is everyone wrong? LOL

matt and jess said...

I totally voted for you! And not to be rude or anything, but so far your blog is #3 on the list...HOWEVER, I know you are seriously so awesome and will win in the end. Bc you know about the plan. And all of your e-BFFs heart you! EvErYoNe VoTe FoR TAMNERS!

ls said...

i thought it was mother i'd like to neck.

Hilary said...

I feel like the most blessed person on the planet to share my birthday the same week with you. How'd I get so darn lucky!

Luv your site!

Token Asian Friend said...

I tried to get my teeth whitened to celebrate you birthweek, but the sports-bra sporting, diet coke fro-yo sipping receptionist said the tooth doc was taking a mini personal vaycay today per his e-bff's request.

ukyankoz said...

Love ya, TAMNers!! SOOO glad I get to celibrate you're birthday with youuuuu!!! Going to put on my kick-a tee and get a fro-yo AND my roots done AND a mani-pedi AND a Diet Coke AND a baby tracker for my blog - and I don't even have a richtus seed growing in my garden, I just want to BE YOU!!! Hearts hearts hearts!!!

cinnamon bear said...

TAMN, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese tell me what MILN is. I want to know what YOU mean it is, not what all the wannabes say it is. I need to know. It is really important to me. I can't clean my house until you tell me. do you even read the comments??? If not, someone who is truly and seriously informed needs to fill me in. Things like not knowing little things like that start to bug me until I know. set me free.

Wendy said...

Hmm, what happened to the old, just plain funny TAMN? Now she's been replaced by a full-fledged marketing TAMN.

Kerry said...

TAMN is funnier than ever and I'm happy for her if her cleverness is bringing in some income bc it sure as H brings me joy. Good luck, girl! Just no pop-ups ok? :) Happy birthday!

The double floating fetus is really freaky.

clueless said...

I need attention too. What the heck is MILN???
Happy, happy birthday TAMN-y dear...

CR said...

I must be old too, but please be charitable & clue us in on what MILN means. It could be your service for the week.

You seriously are so hilarious! My kids prolly wish you were less funny so that I would stop ignoring them, but thanks for the comic relief.

Kerry said...

MILN = Mom I'd Like to Nuzzle. That's TAMN's term for you know what. Get it? You're welcome.

CR said...

Thanks Kerry. I'm a little slow. ;)

DarlingDiva said...

It is now October which means that it is my birthday month! YAY for me! I have taken notes on your fantabulous birthday ideas and I vow to make this my bestest birthday ever! BUT my birthday has some potential lamo-ness! I might be in love with my best friend and is just using the "F" word... Friends. He doesnt want to be more. This might just make my birthday LAME and I am super sad about it... what should I do? He was the one person that I cared about celebrating with :(

Jacoy said...

DC is soooo last year! Diet Pepsi is totally the WTG. They even have that flaver in slurpees from the Sev. YUMMY!