October 16, 2008

dee-bate GROUP HUG!

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Guys! Lurve you! Sorry it's been FOREVERS since I posted!!!! Bad I know! Don't hate me! No excuse accept way busy!! My darling hub AngelBabe-ers tried to make me watch the dee-bate last night...BOAR-RING!! Why would I want to watch it when you already know my poli-tickle opinions?? But even though scarry slash boring current events are lame-o, I'm an unfaultering wife so I sat by him while HE watched, but def zoned out for most of the yawners like taxes, schools, war...seriously, HELLO, talk about something RELEVANT and INTERESTING. How out of touch are they!? Do they even WATCH The Hills or Biggest Looser? Anyways, it went on for freaking ever and at the end while I was twirling my cute hair and rubbing my teensy belly I saw this:


Ack! Grampy McCain had a lizard face seizure!! Sad! And Brock looks way mad or sad. Wish everyone could win! Conflict is the WORST! In the law/biz/med/dental skewl wives club we do hilarious slash zany awards, we make sure everyone gets one, so I hope whoever doesn't get enough votes will still get some kind of prize bc I would totally cry if I lost (not that I would) and I don't want to see either of these dudes melt down. Did Mitt get anything??

48 comments:

~*~*~Britni~*~*~ said...

TAMN, that's so nobel of you to sit through a long slash boring debate for your hubby. That totally just earned you another degree of glory in the celestial kingdom.

Victoria Elder said...

your the best wife ever I could never bore myself to death with boring stuff like taxes & war blegh!

MidCityGal said...

So, you're just going to vote for whoever JJWT is voting for, because that's his role. I see how your marriage works. It's cool though, I'm glad you know that your place is in the home-- NOT involved in the community or with civic leaders. That's 'defiantly' not in the plan.

Julie Anne said...

But who are u voting for? I need a celebrity opinion so I can know who ur picking!! I can't think for myself, so I really need some help!

Misty said...

Seriously only 3 comments??? Wowsa.

I know what you mean about the debate, I was just sooo glad I could watch the finale of Project Runway instead.

My babes understands... sorry JJWT made you sit through that yawn-er.

cheri said...

that pic is pure gold. poor seizure dude!

Kathryn said...

Whoopsie Daisy! Check your link up above Lizard Face: upr.com is NOT FUN, but upr.org is super neet.

Sorry you had to watch the debate. You are my unfaultering idol.

Lindsay said...

TAMN you forgot that the fetis were listening to the debate too! Think of the knowledgebleness they have because of your selfless sacrifice.

Mishqueen said...

Um, you are the AWESOMEST, Tamners, but I hate to break it to you that someone posted www.upr.COM instead of www.upr.ORG in your link so your bff's won't be able to listen to your SHRIEK-out to Zion! I think maybe your web manager needs to be told that he's not part of the plan, or maybe just moved to the job of gathering your survey stats, stat? Good luck with it all, girlfriend!

CHERI said...

know i no that I'm not weird! u watch Biggest Looser 2! YAY! Luv ya 4evar TAMN!

Ashley Eddington Hoopes said...

Love that picture!

Alison Wonderland said...

You are such a good wife that you sat thrugh that boringness with JJWT. You really should teach a LDS marriage n family class. But would that be working outside the home? Oh, decisions, hard.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha. You always make me laugh out loud. ha ha ha ha.

LOVE LOVE LOVE that lizard seizure. How did you find THAT!

ha hahahahahahah

Kristina P. said...

It looks like Gramps is going for Barack's goods, if you know what I mean.

I love the debates. They are a great opportunity to catch up on my DVR recorded shows, like the Real Housewives of Atlanta. And Conference, of course.

randa_joy said...

YOU.

ARE.

HILARIOUS.

"Grampy McCain had a lizard face seizure!!"

You deserve some kind of a prize for this intellectual political insight.

Mina said...

I think this pikchure makes it sOOOOOO obvious who we should all vote four. I mean, hello everyone! hottie black boy or grampa-monster from the Thiller video, which is, like, ainchent.

Thankx for pointing that out for us, TAMN. See, it was totally inspyred that you sat thru the boring slash bummer deebate. It wasn't just for JJWT, it was for ALL of us!

Whitney R said...

Hmm... I've been contemplating running for President lately.

Mommy Madness said...

Dee-bate seriously boarrrring!

rachael said...

The loser/looser mix up is totally my fave. That lizard seizure is freaking me out!!

Quinn said...

That photo doesn't bode well for McCain lasting through the Presidency very long after he wins. I bet Brock will win 1st runner-up & he can take the crown when McCain croaks. You didn't even text during the debates? You're a saint... thanks for being such a good example, TAMN.

BYU Athletic Supporter said...

Mitt is the smartest man alive!!!

pop pop gets a treat said...
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pop pop gets a treat said...

TAMNERS,

Grampy McCain had a lizard face seizure?!!? I can't bu-leave how funny that is! I'm laughing out loud at work (not in Zion, but in the 'mission field,' sorry EBFF).

Good thing I switched to the Project Runway Finale and avoided all that conflict!

TAMN-tastic!

Heidi Ashworth said...

Oh my, it feels so good to laugh like that!

The Mostess said...

TAMN--I no you are super up on politiks...so u should post about the gay marriage mendment in CA..Prop 8. I want to no what you think would happen..it would be WAY bad, scary and sad if it passed.

Kim and Arnie Graff said...

Oh my heck TAMN did you pick a name for your feti yet?? They may ask you on the radio and you seriously NEED to be prepared! (at least that's what the scriptures say!)

Tom and Lucy's Art Shoppe said...

great picture of mccain, poor guy!

Katie D. said...

Mitt Romney for Prophet (that's not sack-rill-i-jus, is it?)!!!!

rhonda said...

SUPER boring! The WHOLE time:

Old Dude, “I don’t like vouchers.”

Young Dude, “Vouchers are great we should really have vouchers.”

That’s like all they talked about! What are vouchers anyways! Howcome they didn’t talk about some of the more searous problems that we’re having right now like…hmmm…LOL, can’t really think of any rite now but you know what I mean!

ramsam said...

Brock totally looks like he threw up in his throat a little bit there.

Maybe he thought about Oprah without make-up. Frightening!

cheri said...

LOL! McCain's gonna lose and feel sad, so maybe you could send him a t-shirt? Cindy might like it. She DOES need a mini vaycay.

Lisa said...

He is having a lizard face seizure! I wonder if that comes with age?

Token Asian Friend said...

I think they should rethink the whole debate/politickle speech thing on TV. Pre-record the speeches and then get real actors to play their roles. Wouldn't that be more interesting and sexy? Will Smith could be Obama with Halle Berry as Michelle. John Voight as McCain and Angelina Jolie as Cindy...

Amber said...

I don't get it. I tried to listen to you on the radio and I couldn't find it!! HELP ME!!!
btw...BAAAA HAHAHAHAH!!! Seriously so freaking high-larry-a$#!!! Freakin' lizard...classic!

Carly Carlson said...

i have not laughed this hard in a LONG TIME

Sue said...

I thought it was a picture of M going for B's butt!!! But when I read your caption I was rolling on the floor laughing out loud. Seriously. Lizard face!!!

Aunt Annie said...

Careful,


your politics are showing,


and that's not funny

kate the great said...

Hahaha! This is so freaking hilarious! My hubby and I are rolling! lizard face seizure. You are truly amazing.

Ashley and Nolan said...

Loved listening to your interview on the radio. Why did he keep saying your blog was satire? I didn't get it, plus your name is tamn right? Weird. I have to add this is the only blog that I read with my husband. You crack us up. Keep up the funny posts!

jhjonze said...

Ack! Grampy McCain had a lizard face seizure!!
- Also needs to be a t-shirt!

Why aren't the canidates talking about the Hillz? Why can't Mitt get an honorable mention?

If TAMN ran the country, this would be a lot better place!

Mysticnocturne said...

Eww the poor lizard picture captured.

Nathaniel and Dorothy said...

TAMN, I loved you on upr!!

LOLiTA said...

thank u for sacrificing so much to fill us in on the polytics of this contree. we need more peple like u.

SumGreater said...

Ok. I have two killer t-shirt ideas. Please send me one when you print it so I can be more like you. =)

1. Details weird me out.

2. Conflict is the worst!

luvya!!

Stevi said...

Lizard face seizure.... hahahahahaha. That is just about the funniest thing I have ever heard. I seriously LOL'd!

Scott and Jillian said...

hay tamn. my hubby is in med/law/biz/dent school and we are try-ing to do a wives club. I need some inspiration for some way awesome activitees! Maybee you could post a wives club guide or something. <3 Luv u! <3

nDpndntmoose said...

hey, aunt annie, how exactly are TAMN's "politics showing"?? just because grampa mccain happens to be the one having the lizard face seizure (huh-lar-ious, btw) and not brock?? ok, so even if TAMN happens to have "poli-ticks" is that seriously so bad?? other people blog about their poli-tickle opinions all the time. and TAMN doing it is a problem because . . . ??? so, yeah, TAMN showing her "poli-ticks is MOST DEF funny. :D

Karen said...

lizard face seizure...unbelievably funny. i think you should have your own show on CNN, liven the place up a bit. i know i'd watch your take on this whole big mess that's about to culminate on Nov 4th.