October 25, 2008

kay, JAZZ!

So, what're you guys doing Monday morning from 9 to 10?

After me and the other wives club gals drop off 50 stethoscope-and-briefcase decorated cupcakes to our hubby's class to celebrate that there are only 50 days left in the semester, we're all getting no-fat smoothies THEN at 9 AM we're going to watch Julie de Azevedo Hanks' Talk Show on KJZZ called "Home Team: You & Me Monday" where they are going to talk about this blog and why people read it at 9 AM. I'll even be on the phone. BAAAA!!! Blogging is the BEST.

Afterwards, we'll probably do tons of jogging in case we snuck a taste of full-sugar frosting, and do that cool thing where I put my ginorm wedding ring on a string and hang it over my belly and if it glows like a YWs medallion its girls and if it makes the shape of "A.P." its boys.

32 comments:

The Nazi of Boobs said...

What about the readers? I'm confused.

rachael said...

Cool! I'll totes watch.

Your survey disappoints me...you don't ALREADY share facebook accounts??

Kerry said...

LOL! I had a Julie de Azevedo tape in the early 90s! Looking forward to the show.

What does the band-on-a-string do if it's one of each? Half a medallion and just an A or a P?

Mommy Madness said...

Seriously, what about your readers?! Should we worried?

Rosalynn said...

I'm totally going to tune in, can't wait!

cheri said...

What if you had a boy who WASN'T AP??

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

I shouldn't have even said that.

Whitney R said...

Julie de Azevedo has a talk show?!

THAT's where she's been? Guess since I'm not a Uta(r)hn(d) ;) I wouldn't know that. I really liked her music... does she sing on her show?


Man. Wish I lived in Xanadu

Lindsay said...

Why do you need to do the ring thing? TAMN, where is your spiritual/6th sense/mommy intuition you had when you knew you were preggers? I am really dissapointed that you don't just NO the sex already.

Marisa said...

If your ring glows like a YW medallion AND spells out AP, does that mean it's one of each or hermaphordites?

ramsam said...

Julie De Azvedo is like, such a glistening woman with trails of glory at her feet........

yay for you! Such brownie points in heaven!

Hizzeather said...

Hi TAMN! I know you don't like to get involved in politics (because it makes you have the frownies), but I'm having an AMAZING giveaway on my blog! Hook it up eBFF! ;)

kris said...

Baaa! Can't wait for the show! Will you guys do a choreographed dance to one of her EFY songs?

Your floating feti look awfully skinny. Eat, TAMN, eat!

kris said...

oops I was logged in as my roomie. But seriously, feed those feti! You'll still stay skinny I promise.

Lyndsey said...

TAMN I am so disappointed in you. You are going on a woman's talk show????? Shouldn't she be at home taking care of her JJWT and babies. She must now know the Plan! Oh wait now I get it you must be going on to let your light so shine. That is soo good of you to put your own reputation at risk like that. If we weren't already in the church of latter day saints I would nominate you for sainthood or something!!

Mina said...

Lyndsey, Prolly all Julie's babies R alredy in skool, and she only does it when their they're. So TAMN's rep is fine.

But TAMN, I jist don't get it? What's their to say about Y we reed you're blog? We R you're BFFs!!!! Who else would reed this or even NO about it? Its gonna bee a short segmint.

Emily said...

TAMN You Def dont wanna do seperate Facebook accounts on account a the fact that with just one everyone cant see how cute and lovey you two are, and well- they all really need to see your example of how to have a uber good marriage that'll last for like forever. So def, without question keep those two seperate. It's mega important.

The Millet's said...

AHHHH who's soo super psyched to be on TV on Monday and get to talk to you, the most wonderful fantastic TAMN???!!! ME ME ME!

soawesomeimightgetarrested said...

nerd-alert!!!! I totally thought this was really a girl. I feel like I just found out that SantaClaus wasn't real.

Because I feel like she was sorta my soul-sister. Hmmmmmm...what does that say about me.

Yipes

Ruth said...

SERIOUSLY!? TAMN, you are all over the place, girl! Woohoo!

Plz bless no hermaphrodite babies.

Token Asian Friend said...

TAMN, using your ring is totally DANGEROUS. String, or even yarn won't hack it. You need to use a rope to keep that 50 Karat bling from giving your baby a concussion. Just sayin', be careful!

Amber said...

Totally just TIVO'd it...I might not be back out of bed after I got the kids off to school. I wanna make sure I don't miss it. And to "soawesomeyoumighthaveareallylongblogname" SAD!! I remember the day I found out about TAMN...I did a giant WHEW!!!

Kerry said...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

DEANNA said...

What?? You are not going to pee in drano as well? I hear that if you are having twins it makes swirls instad of blue or black. I dunno.. never tried it.

I gotta see the ginorm ring? Hey, do you wear it while canning your million jars?

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

How fun! You have so much to talk about how will you ever narrow it down?

Heidi Ashworth said...

Wow, Tamn, that is totally awesome! I hope all the fame doesn't wear you out.

Andrea said...

So waht happens if it is a boy and a girl?

Karen said...

You know, I'm all sorts of excited for TAMN on KJZZ and all, but I gotta say, the first comment on this post caught my eye. Just exactly WHERE did you get the name "the nazi of boobs"? Just wonderin.

Rebecca said...

Of course your ring is ginorm because in the old days the worth of a wife was measured in cows, but now it is measured in carats!

Michele said...

Totally loved hearing from you on kay jazz and can't wait to hear all about your birth plan and everything you're doing to get ready for the arrival of your totally hot feti!

Cheri said...

AWESOME.

Cheri said...

AWESOME.

4 Reals said...

You caught me, I knew you looked at my blog and saw all my tuck and pinning. Crap, well, I guess that means I need to win the mini-mollies. Hook me up and help me be modest.