January 2, 2009

happy new year from the J-Dub

Hey everyone. It's me, JJWT. New Year's was a blast. I hit the slopes. Sweetest powder ever. Being off school is the best. TAMN is hilarious and way hot. One of her resolutions for 09 is to get me to contribute to the family blog more. She's posted other goals around our house. She's big into "sending the universe a clear message." Hah ha. Looking at "Lose all baby weight w/in 24 hours of a pain-free birth" written in glitter on the mirror while I shave is a little weird. If my buddies saw that they'd think I was so gay. Hahaha. The "Don't be a tubbalard and quit obsessing about your weight" sign on the scale is a crack up. So yeah, about the blog. She thinks it's our fam's journal so I should contribute more. She's doing fine on her own but whatever. I'll give it a try. Especially if it means more Settlers. Hahaha. I don't get what to really say on this thing. Any questions you want me to answer? TAMN probably shares way too much as it is but I keep it a little more real. Hahaha. She is such a hot wife. Happy New Year. Take it easy. Later everyone.

40 comments:

Kerry said...

Hi JJWT. Your posts are some of my favorites.

Q: Is TAMN *REALLY* off diet coke or does she keep sneaking them? When she doesn't have it is she mean? You have to be honest...it's your JOURNAL.

Lizzen said...

Any chance those goals might make it into vinyl to be permanently plastered on the walls? You know, like "Hold to the rod" and all that?

Tell us about school--mostly, tell us about how the First Lady enriches your every day with her heart-shaped sandwiches, Stamp-N-Up/bedazzled book covers, and general awesomeness in her club duties. I need ideas to help me support my own hottie husband's totally righteous decision to go back to business school while still working for his dad's company so that I can stay home and prepare to be a fertile vessel for our spirit babies. Thankx!

Rach said...

Do you ever read this blog on your own or just when TAMN tells you to? Did you know about the times she got engaged on your mission? Do you have any secrets TAMN would just die if she knew?

kris said...

SETTLERS?? I LOVE SETTLERS! WILL YOU MOVE TO MY WARD AND BE IN MY GROUP!?

Token Asian Friend said...

I find it funny that you laugh like this: Hah ha ha-ha ha. (without an exclamation point)

And TAMN laughs like this: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My question: How did you know TAMN was THE ONE?

Mrs. Mordecai said...

If your friends knew you were writing on a glittery purple blog, what would they say?

Beth said...

Hey JJWT, thanks for the input. We really like hearing from you.

My husband LOVES Settlers too. Do you ever let TAMN win or does she always help you win like I do to my Husband?

♥georgie♥ said...

Happy New year...oh and dont eat the yellow snow!

Mary said...

Since TAMN is the woman that I aspire to be, give us some insight on what an awesome husband you are...from your perspective.

The things she does that you just love...or not love. Hahaha! We all want our husbands to love us as much as you love TAMN! Hahaha!

The Boob Nazi said...

Why did you marry such an idiot when you're obviously intelligent? (You know, the whole med/law/dentist/business school thing)
No offense, TAMN.

Sue said...

I'd like to know what you would do if TAMN ever started getting fat. Not that she would. I mean she's TAMN. But what if, like, for the health of the baby or whatever, the doctor ordered her to take weight gainer and she chunked up another seventy-five pounds?

Mhana said...

Oh JJWT I love how witty you are. I've noticed that adding Hah ha like nervous laughter about every two sentences is what really seals the deal when it comes to Hi-Lariousness. I know I was in stitches with ever LOL! Keep it up!

akidd said...

Ooh please JJWT tell us your side of the TAMN and JJWT story! Tell us about how you met and got engaged! How did you score such an amazing hottie?

The Roberts' Report said...

Have you tried Carcassonne? It's WAY better then Settlers.
Do you ever wish you could send TAMN back to her p-rents?
How did you propose?

Sarah said...

I'm wondering how many names your feti are going to have! :O

Sadie, Corey and Cailyn said...

Is Lynzii as hot as TAMN says she is??? I'm sure you looked at least once. Is it like looking at what TAMN is going to be in a few years???

Heidi Ashworth said...

Ummmmm, you sound exactly, and I do mean exactly, like my twin sister's son who is currently on a mission in Brazil. He writes the funnest emails that sound, coincidentally, just like you! Wait--he SAID he was going to Brazil . . .

Johnny Metropolis said...

JJWT! Hey it's me John, you never seem to remember my name but who could blame you with your busy going's on?

Anyway, so I never got back to you on that juice MLM thingy... sorry I just kind of spaced it. Call me though we can do sushi and I can talk to you about a new MLM I'm into.

Think "menu's"!

Lades

Andie said...

More settlers? What are settlers?

Stephanie said...

I can't even imagine TAMN understanding the concept of Settlers, so I'm sure you mean playin with the guys, kinda like poker night? Why do you keep saying your wife is hot? Once every hundred words is sufficient, right? Is she right there telling you what to write? What would you write if you knew she would never read it?

GladysIcanbee said...

1. What's on YOUR playlist?
2. Where are your t-shirts so I can make my husband fashionable and he can let the world know how great his wife is?

Trent!? said...

Hey buddy! How many other girls were writing you on your mish, seriously? And how long are you going to keep mission leadership positions on your resume? And did you ever get discourage selling security systems/living scriptures or was it a blast the whole time?

kris and judd said...

JWTT, what would you do if TAMN ever turned into a frump? Would you love her unconditionally or write in purple glitter on her mirror that she should try looking less haggish?

Way to contribute! What a guy! Now I need to make my husband go contribute to our blogspot using your shining example.

Brooke said...

JJWT,

First, let me say thank you for using "hahaha" instead of "LOL." I think it's weird when guys use "LOL." Seriously.

Second, how did you decide on law/biz/med school? Cuz I swear when you and TAMN were first dating she told me that you were being recruited for BYU/UVSC/UofU's baseball/basketball/football team but you weren't sure if you were going to take it cuz you knew you'd go professional and didn't know if it was a tolly richus priesthood holder thing to do to take your future family to Florida to play for the Gators. But I could be remembering wrong. Either way, I would LURVE to hear about that trial of a decision. And lastly, what kind of cologne do you wear? My JJWT could use a hot new smell ... I mean scent.

Nik "the BoyWonder" said...

You went skiing and you are 6 months prego??? You are naughty

Melinda said...

Dude, TAMN is totally going to kill you for that post. You revealed her resolution to "lose all baby weight w/in 24 hours." TAMN has never admitted to gaining any baby weight! You totally told her true secrets to all her eBFFs! You traitor!

If she tries to divorce you for being such a thoughtless jerk, tell her that's against the plan.

Cristin said...

JJWT - what office/city are you guys going to sell pest control/alarm systems/living scriptures for this summer?

ramsam said...

No offense, dude, but I would so kick your trash in a game of Settlers. I totally rule that game.

Marisa said...

JJWT, I want to know why when I was single you only set me up with your ugly friends.

Reggs said...

When you were on your mission, did TAMN make you a homemade swimsuit calendar? You know, where each month she wears a different mod-kini and each day is a countdown to the end of your mission?
Those are so appropriate.

The 4 Hams said...

JJWT- How did you fund TAMN's hot wedding ring? Was it from selling pest control products that summer? Door to door is way hard, but TAMNers is totally worth it. Stay rad like you are.

The 4 Hams said...

JJWT- How did you fund TAMN's hot wedding ring? Was it from selling pest control products that summer? Door to door is way hard, but TAMNers is totally worth it. Stay rad like you are.

shel7by said...

one time i had a dream that i traded one of my kids for ore. then i repented. then i tried it during a game but it was a no-go so i repented again.

kid for wheat anyone?

Emily R said...

haha are you allowed to put the robber on TAMN? haha

s.t.a.c.y. said...

Hey, JJWT! It's so nice to hear from you on the blog! I seriously just had the best idea: You should put on your nicest Hurley shirt and take your cute wife-ee out on a date! You can go on the FrontRunner train and take TONS & TONS & TONS of pictures and blog about it.
Seems to be a popular thing to do.
Go, Jazz!

Steve & Alli said...

So I have been in suspense since TAMN posted a quiz bout it, but does JJWT have facial hair or not? Sorry this question has just rocked my world for the last month or so and I must know the answer.

Malea said...

Let us know all your plans with your future son. What sports is he going to play? Is he going to be a golf pro by the time he's five? Where is he going to play college football/basketball/tennis? Do you two plan to scout out future places where he could serve his mission?

Malea said...

What are your plans for when the baby boy arrives, expecially when the girls are off shopping/pedi's?
What sports is he going to play? Will he be able to shoot with the pro's in golf by the time he's 5? Where will he play college football/basketbal? Are you going to scout out potential areas where he could serve his mission? (oh, and give us all the tips on keeping your hair perfectly shiny/spiked/disheveled in an Edward fashion)

Brooke said...

Oh, and will you please tell us about your favorite mission companion?

Savitri said...

Another dead-on stereotypical post. Mastermind behind this, I love you more and more every day.