January 20, 2009

historic lurve

Couple updates before the rill post:

(YES we compramised and I wore a nude tighty modest tee under my cute halter to the dance and NO IT WASN'T GROSS! Guys I know it's not the nineteen nineties or oh-six any more, this was way cute, SPARKLY and SEQUINY aren't the same thing, I'm hot, not disgusteen. Anyways, way fun, fake-grinding with the priests was soooo hilarious! lol!)

(And seriously still working on finalists for the Makeover...I'll post 'em for you to vote on A-sap but some of your comment's slash email entries made my heart hurt. Can't believe I've got so many e-BFFs who self-identify as frumpy!! And why the crap are so many of you seriously letting your husband's cut your hair!?!?! Everyone, SERIOUSLY, everyone stop stop stop w/ the grocery store dye jobs, your braking my heart).


Anyways.

Best.

Husband.

Ever.

Seriously, WHAT is UP today!?! AngelCookie and his law/biz/med/dental school buddies kepp talking about how today was going to be "awesome" and "historic" and "unpresedented" and "monumental" and "time for change" and stuff. Not TOTALLY sure why....but been thinking about it, and got a teensy inkling...

JJWT MUST HAVE A ginorm historic SUPRISE LINED UP FOR ME!!!

What do you think? I think he's gotta have a monster list of our CCFs (closest couple friend's) to invite for a suprise bedrest shower, bc he keeps saying something about a social list. Or, prolly a cruise? Oh, I bet its a cruise and guys I seriously lurve cruise's. Or highlites. Maybe its highlites. Or tix to see Wicked and/or Britney. OR ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Thanx in advancement!! love you loverbunz!!

59 comments:

Emili said...

that's funny

Kerry said...

BAHAHAHA!

I love you. Hope it's a cruise.

Cheri said...

TAMN, brace yourself. I know it's hard to believe, but he MIGHT not have been talking about YOU directly. But, it's still a great day for Merica, and I'm sure you'll get a cruise soon enough.

Crazy Mama said...

i had to see if you were even going to touch the subject of today's events...i'm lol. def one of my faves. "social list"??? seriously, you are brilliant(but you already knew that)

kris and judd said...

I could be wrong, but maybe that black shirtless Brock guy running in the waves might possibly become president today. Just a guess, but you're probably right about Angel Cookie getting a whole social list together for a ginormous shower for you! What a stud-muffin!

Steve & Alli said...

Oh TAMN that is so citing! A cruise! I really hope he was talking about you and not the Nogeration that's happening in Merica today...

Token Asian Friend said...

Seriously, I hope it is a huge party for you! I bet tons of dignitaries will be there, thousands of people will have gathered, television crews from Every News Network will be there, you'll have the spotlight, and everyone will hang on your every word!

theriddle said...

I can't wait till you post the results of your makeover give away. I sit hitting refresh all the time on your page.

theriddle said...

I can't wait till you post the make over contest restults! I seriously by my computer and hit refresh every 30 secounds.

keighty said...

Tsk tsk, someone forgot to tivo Oprah yesterday. Or maybe you did and haven't gotten to it yet. She'll give you the heads up, methinks.

Nathan said...

noooo not social lists!!

The Lewis Family said...

Hubby's aren't supposed to cut your hair? I thought that was like the ultimate way to say "I Love you"? ( and save money )

~C

Kristina P. said...

Oh my heck! I totally have tickets to see Britney! What if he bought you tickets right by me!

I'm sure it totally involves Britney, but not fat Britney.

Lauren Kay said...

TAMN! How exciting! It's Naugeration day and JJWT is ONLY thinking about you! You're so luuuucky! I hope when I snag a husband he can be just like your hunny. Happy surprise day!

Shlepn7 said...

fake grinding with the priests? Classy.

myimaginaryblog said...

I think this might be my favorite post of yours ever. I'm so excited for you!

I think the whole country's headed for an adventure, (but not a smooth-sailing cruise.)

Eliza said...

It's Brockday... so not with the plan cause he beat Mitt.

Sarah said...

I've been hearing the same comments. Hmm ... I heard that president thingie was happening today. Did Grampy McCain win?

Elizabeth said...

I hope it's a cruise. I've never been, but I would love to hear about it from you.

Mina said...

BAAAA!!! Like, I no you have you're mind on other stuff, but I can't bulleve you didn't ramember about BROCKO being Prez 2day!!!! We need the change, cuz we haven't had a hot prez since I think Kennedy (and he was in all black and wite, eew.). Sirrously.

Prez Uchdorf totally doesn't count cuz he's just the vice-prez.

Megz said...

Surely JJWT hasn't switched from watching ESPN to CNN??
And my heart was totally achy-breaky too about your makeover contest! Reading all the comments made me think I was watching lots and lots of reruns of that extreme home makeover show. Good thing I was wearing my waterproof mascara cuz I was leaking all over my keyboard. Can't wait to vote for the biggest frumps ever!

Eric, Kris, Kate & Emma said...

You guys are just the greatest couple evah! Total inspration, like Jack & Rose in Titanic.

Oh my gosh, maybe he's going to give you some big jewelry in honor of being mommy to his children. You deserve it double, cuz hello...twins! So I'm thinking a pair of earrings. Big, honkin, "heart of the ocean" earrings. Just don't throw them overboard on your cruise ship!

merrilykaroly said...

haha! I loved the social list part!!

Petit Elefant said...

"Social List" Yes, that's it! A special "social list" party JUST for you!

The Crash Test Dummy said...

hee hee. Oh Tamn you kill me.

Did he mention anything about Cindy McCain getting caught texting on t.v. in Warshington D.C.?

Public Artist said...

I almost choked on my supper. (Ya I'm a sad single frumpers who eats supper alone while reading blogs)

That was hilarious.

Scott and Jillian said...

Mina-- I almost fell out of my chair when I read your comment!!

TAMN- It's def a huge surprise. 'Historic/unprecedented/monumental'?!?! Watch out!! It's going to be an amazing surprise. Just don't get too excited. You have to think about those bebes!

Emily said...

Oh, TAMN!

mindij said...

It couldn't be about anything but you! I mean you are baking his ritchus seed in your humble oven! I saw that HOT Brock talking today about I don't know what but I bet it was you and your hot feti!

Liv said...

I think the surprise has to do with nougat. Or maybe it has to do with inauguration. Nougat. Inaug. Same thing. Either way, there's chocolate involved!! B-ROCK is so cute!!

Amanda said...

Mina's comment was fantastic. And social list... I freakin love you.

Ruthykins said...

so hope it's babymoon vaycay. i used to read baby magazines when i went to the downtheredoctor's office and they all talked about babymoons. it's a vaycay before the baby comes. you should get two babymoons since your doing double duty.

Karen said...

(good one Mina!)

TAMN: If you wanna rilly grate gift, I suggest you start practisin you're (cute little) poutie face!
Just in case a disappointment comes along... and he waz talkin about sumpin else....

dharvey said...

Oh dear, seriously so sorry to burst your bubble. JJWT and buddies are talking bout mens issues like politickle stuff. ( The African-Merican guy w/ the cute smile whose the 44th Presdent) You can go back to bedrest now...and wait for Valentines Day. Hugs, from D.

~*~*~Britni~*~*~ said...

OHHHH, so THATS what everyone means when they talk about social lists! The Demmocrats must be having a way fun party! TAMN, I'm SOOOO glad I have you around to tell me whats goin on with the news! Otherwise I'd just have to read People magazine, which is great and all and has way hott pics, but I like having an abjective source.

Melinda said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! "Social list" You are awesome!

Sharah said...

I would like to nominate Mina for the Best Comment of the Day award!

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s.t.a.c.y. said...

Wait! I learned about social lists in college. You'll have to do some snooping to find out if your party is being planned by Karl Marx.
I think he is a party planner because his name came up lots.
He sounds spensive - he talked lots about capital-lists so maybe your party will be at the State Capitol after all the political frumps and old people are gone. Ball gown, anyone?!
Fetch.
Yes.

Matt and Jennae Porter said...

Social list...oh my gosh... this was prolly my fav post of all time.

The G Fam said...

Tamn,
I totally LOVED that you wore a nude top underneath the halter! I bet you rocked the look! Have I ever mentioned that I work at a local hospital on the mom/baby unit and bed-rest bites!!!
Love your guts!
Emily G.
P.S. I am having my hubby take a picture of me tonight and I will e-mail it!

Kari said...

wAiT a seck...i think this mite have sometheene to do with PoLiTiCkLeS!

p.s. Fake freak dancing IS so cute/fun/funny!

Susan said...

Funniest post ever...thanks for the laugh!

Shayla said...

HILL-AR-IOS!!!!

thereadingmother0708 said...

"bc he keeps saying something about a social list"

dying laughing here!

Dave and Catherine said...

"social list" was my favorite!

Mallory said...

I have to be honest and say that I can't quite believe people are still following this blog...

Heidi Ashworth said...

I, also, missed all the fuss yesterday. I guess I am just a social list.

Claire! said...

Ha! You made me laugh out loud... IN A LIBARY!

Annie Berntson said...

I found another feti widget for you @ pregnology.com - hope you lurve it!!!

dunnthat said...

Ah Mallory. So sad. You prolly *shouldn’t* follow this blog. But TAMN!! NEVUH NEVUH stop writing it! I laugh more reading this blog than reading any other site. It takes a high level of intelligence to write this incorrectly this brilliantly. I even have a “Hot and Righteous” sweatshirt. My FAV! Makes me laugh every…time…I put it on.
And I have to agree with so many others…”social list” about had me shooting milk out my nose.

dunnthat said...

Ah Mallory. So sad. You prolly *shouldn’t* follow this blog. But TAMN!! NEVUH NEVUH stop writing it! I laugh more reading this blog than reading any other site. It takes a high level of intelligence to write this incorrectly this brilliantly. I even have a “Hot and Righteous” sweatshirt. My FAV! Makes me laugh every…time…I put it on.
And I have to agree with so many others…”social list” about had me shooting milk out my nose. Seriously so blessed is my favorite new thing.

Michele said...

SERIOUSLY! You make me LOL! I'm afraid we are ALL in for a suprise, and not the good kind like JJWT plans!

GladysIcanbee said...

Sister Michelle should have followed your richus eggzample and worn a nude (or would it be brown?) tshirt under her dress for the nogeral ball.

Heather said...

Social list?!!!! BAAAA! LOVE IT!

Megan said...

TAMN, you are oh so righteousy!!! such a fabo idea to wear a nude top under your halter... like JJWT is probly gonna reward you for being such a gorgeousy and modest wife! (& of course for takin such good care of the twinners!) bet your mia maids are so psyched for you, they should bring you some treats for being so steadfast! i would totally lurve if you were my leader(im a mia maid, and lurve my leaders, but no one can compete with your cute righteousness) :) k, luv your face!

Laura said...

Thanx for helping me put Tuesday in the proper context - all about TAMN!

Kerry said...

ahahaha! TAMN and JJWT are exactly the types of people who keep saying ahh, I'm scared, President Obama is a "socialist." Puke. Thanx for poking fun at it and God bless America!

treen said...

"social list." Holy crap, I'm going to throw up from laughing so hard.