April 15, 2009

tHe riLL mEaNinG oF eAstEr & sOmE bIg nEwS

Soooo greatful for easter!

Decided not to go to our ward just yet {had nothing to do w/ Lynzii, just for the safety and wellbeing of my babies. Well and once I took pictures of us pointing at every meal for no apparent reason AND once we went to both our fam's and took pictures of us by our various loots, there ended up not being time for church and plus it was raining and I didn't want to ruin my hair} BUT it was still the best weekend ever!

Know why?

Not just bc I died tons of darling eggs and then made JJWT take the twinsies on there first easter egg hunt {meaning he took 100s of pics of me running around our yard finding dozens of treats I'd hid myself, while I held both babies and two ginorm baskets}, but also bc...

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I found out thru the rumor mall that it's FINALLY time for a new bishopric in our ward!!


Speculation is sooo inappropriate slash inmature BUT I just have a prompting that my very own Angelbabe would look hot on the stand! With he being AP and in law/biz/med/dental school and a new dad it just seems perfect! How long til we find out for sure do you guys know?

I already picked out his counsellors just in case.

49 comments:

Shane and Kim said...

My husband and I just discovered your blog. It's hilarious! You better buy your husband a new suit for his big day.

J-Dub said...

It is wonderful that you are worthy enough to receive revelation for your hubby and the ward.

You just saved the stake president lots of time.

The Boob Nazi said...

Maybe you should try and bribe whoever's in charge to vote for JJWT!! I'm thinking cookies are in order!

CJ Sime said...

VALIDATED!!!! Love it!


ROTFL regarding your speculation.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, just pray it won't be Lynzii's hubbie. He can't be nearly as righteous as angel babe.
-Mel

kris... said...

No No No! He's much too young. You see, the bishoprik has to be ordained old fogey high priests to be in the bishoprik and do you really want to be hosting old fogey parties instead of hot young EQ parties??? Really, TAMN! Think about it! He'd make a much better EQ prez! Maybe even STAKE EQ prez!

Katherine said...

Hmm. I'm not sure how long it will take. You should take some brownies to the Stake Pres and ask!

mindij said...

I hope the counsillors you chose have wives you can be BFF with and gossip/discuss with great concern those who have meetings with Bishop AngellNuggett.

whyimstillsingle said...

What about their easter outfits?!? I can't believe you didn't mention this!

jhjonze said...

Wow! This is a new low... or rather high. Thanks once again for the laughs!

The Nelsons said...

what would you do if lynzii's hubby was bishop?!! not that he could ever be as good as angelbabe and she could never be as darling as you, of course, tamners.

Kari said...

Oooh TAMNers...thanks for letting us know about your {{prompting}}! I'm going to get my cRiCuT, be-dazzler, stampUP!, and all my other darling/crafty/adorable stuff and start making VOTE JWTT FOR BISH buttons, stickers, wall vinyls....oh and what do you think of spesh bish-to-be sCeNtCy warmer?!

Frau said...

"The rumor mall" Snerk. I think I'm going to start using this.

It's fabulous that he's going to be bishop since then you can get all the dirt on the ward. Just keep yourself skinny and your moobs perky and he won't be able to be discrete.

tiburon said...

Oooo I hope that you are offering Lynzii's hub a spot!

keighty said...

Just to be sure, you should start screening your calls, and change your voicemail message to, "Sorry we can't come to the phone right now. Angelbabe is busy hometeaching/reading to under privileged yooth/building houses for the homeless/distributing Ensigns at the women's shelter, but he'll call you back when he gets the chance!"

Then they'll know fur shure.

kris and judd said...

They probably base it on who has the more spirichul wifey. I mean, Lynzii's hubby is older cause hes already graduated so he fits the rol better...but they blessed there babies on Easter, NOT fasst Sunday! AND she works too. So your definetly higher up in the running!

Token Asian Friend said...

If he becomes Bishop, then he'll never have to be EQ President. Double BOOYAH!

Casey and Jeannie said...

His first act as Bish should be to call Lynz to nursery. (:

And her husband to...hmmmm...Oh Ensign magazine subscriber.

RuthAnne said...

You totally don't want him to be bishop right now, he'll be in meetings all the time and weirdos will always be calling your house, which will really take way from you and the twinners.

What you really want is for him to be Scoutmaster, because everyone knows that's training for bishop in the future, AND you'd get to help all the cute scouts (who would have righteous and chaste crushes on you) do crafts, AND with them and the Mia Maids you'd have an army of free babysitters.

jamie said...

Ewww I'm not too sure you WANT to be a bishop's wife just yet. They always look so frowny when their husbands are sleepign on the stand and they are chasing their angel babes up and down the hall. Plus he'll be at church FOREVER on Sunday. Of course he can always have the mia Maids get the babes ready on Sunday so you can have a couple of hours to yourself for lots of meditation/beauty rest/taking pictures all dressed up before church.

K,S&P said...

Even if he jist gets to be a cownselor and not the bish, YOU get just as much needed attention/blessings sitting in the congregation alone with twinsies every week.

Carrie said...

Yeah, having your husband be bishop is so righteous but not so fun...

Anonymous said...

As long as Linzii's hubbie isnt one of the councilors ! :) That would make all the women in your ward pay more attention to her triplets than to your darling twinzies!

Kayleigh said...

You are such a giver. Picking out his counsellors allready so that he doesn't have to...can you get more charitablle!

Jennifer said...

It is super hot to see your hubby on the stand but it's not so hot when your a new mom and its sacrement and both babies start screaming and need to be fed and your darling angelbabe is up on the stand getting spiritually fed and looking like he's having the time of his life while your all alone trying to find bottles and binkies and cheerios. That's not to mention how blessed you will be when he is gone all day Sunday and several weeknights and won't even tell you all the good gossip in the ward when you know he knows everything.

Sarah said...

You are so lucky, TAMN! Being a bishop's wife is way relaxing and people will be love bombing you to death with plates of cookies and leaving you nice notes and stuff.

How does JJWT feel about this?

b. said...

I rilly hope you're hubs gets elected to the bishopbrick because it will make it easier to sluff church or hire a church nanny to help you out in the stands.

Melinda said...

It's really unselfish of you to notice all of Angelbabe's good points that would make him the best bishop ever! But TAMN, sometimes you have to be just a teensy bit selfish. As others have already mentioned, time that JJWT spends selflessly serving the ward is time that he can't spend serving you. Your eternal marriage is more important than his callings. Sabotage his calling so he'll have the time to properly take care of you. (Maybe bare your testimony about his tattoo, that should do it.) You're more important than the Church!!

Sadie said...

I think they make a secret phone call that last like 10 min where the Steak Prez cracks really lame jokes but as long as Sugarbugar laughs at them all, he's way in. PLusss, whoever you choose as the councelors, their wifes HAVE to help you with the twinners!!!! Chooze wisely!

longlostblue said...

no way, I don't think it's time for you to be a bish's wife just yet! like someone else said, you need jjwt to be in charge of the eq so you can hang with the hot young people like YOURSELVES!

Whitney and AJ said...

Enter me for your give away! Thanks!

Charity said...

The reality is, the bishop's wife is the LAST to know all the gossip/good news/ANY news in the ward. Believe me. I know.

clan of the cave hair said...

well, it is tradition that whenever a new Bishop is called, when he bears his testimony, he's supposed to say tht the Stake President went about finding the most spiritual, humble, giving, selfless person in the ward and then call her husband, so I'm sure that your little revelation is right on target since you match that description.

Jean said...

Tamners, I know JJWT's gonna be the new bish, I KNOW IT!!! Because then he'll sit on the stand and smile at you in the pew and blow you kisses, while your sitting there the whole time looking humble and radiant and taking care of your twinsies because you are a giver and a self-sacrificer, and everyone will see you and marvel at how wonderful you are, and Lynzii will be SOOO jellous, and everyone will see how bitter she is and feel so sad for her and so happy for you. IT WILL BE AWSOME.

Laurie said...

Ah, the rumor mall. My favorite place to shop.

Still not sure what the rill meaning of Easter is. But I'm so glad you're setting a richus Easter example. What kind of mother would let her newborns miss that kind of testimony-of-finding-treats-building experience?

Lisa said...

All I can say, as the wife of someone who is in a bishopric, is that if you want it, you are more than welcome to it. And then let's talk in about 3 years and see how excited you still are.;)

Lewis Fam: said...

so what was the rill meaning of easter?

Amy B. said...

Did he get his application in on time?

Mina said...

TAMN, as grate as it would bee to see JJWT on the stand, I think your way to hot to have a home teacher who's, like, 60. Cause that's what you get in the High Priests. SOOOO, maybe he could be the xecutive secretary or the ward clerk. Those are the bishops right hand mans and if he's the clerk, he can strut up and down the isles counting the congregation. People pay WAY more attenshon to the clerk walking around than the boring bishop just sitting there!

Laura Moffitt said...

I hope that you have already got the coordinating tie and watch for that suit. It would be shameful to have something that IMPORTANT missing.

Terresa said...

u r a riot.

PS: found you on MM blogs.

Little Lovables said...

If he were to get called to be bishop, he'd prolly be the first one EVER to wear a pink polo with the collar rolled up over his suit jacket!

That would be so hot. That day, you need to wear a big ole pink corsage for your special day.

plus, way cool bishops/wives have better ward parties... all the other wards in your bulding will skip THEIR activities to come to YOURS!

brossettelewis said...

holy stink.. a select health advertisement? They've got deep pockets, go TAMN...scr3w stampin up or what ever parties you were doing! rock on!

Syndee said...

Ward Clerk is where it's at. Then he can show off/ carry the twinners around with him when he counts heads.

Karen said...

It's such a sacrifice to be called as a High Priest so young, because then you are forever in meetings with the geezers instead of playing church ball!

Brooklyn said...

Our Bishop was just made Stake President. He said it takes 3 weeks before the ward gets a new bishop because the names have to go to headquarters and get approved. So in 3 wks you'll see your HOT Angelbabe on the stand. ;)

carrie marie said...

omgosh, your blog is the freakin funniest thing i have ever seen! no joke... BiG FaN.

LuRvEs!
~ yOuR nEwEsT bLoG sTaLkeR...

Rich and Brianne said...

I want to win! So bad!

Tulsi said...

I text my husband little things I would forget if I waited until after Sacrament meeting. (He is on the stand). I have my phone on "all noise off" and hide it behind my scripture bag so I'm not distracting. My hubby did say it is just to strange to have his hip buzz while he is talking. Just for when you find out, you can still talk by way of the cell phone. The YW had a big talk a few months ago about cell phones in church but since they released me and I'm not in that class anymore, I don't think they mean me.