June 3, 2009

things are so chaos!

Oh my gosh you guys!!

Am sooo busy getting ready for becoming Washingtonites and trying to sublet our McMansion {interested?? EVERYTHING is damask and/or oober unique Anthro, PB & William Snoma, totally to die for, seriously love it} and getting tips for keeping hair cute in humitidy and snapping pics of the twinses blowouts {lol, there is NOTHING cuter slash funnier than blogging scrapping and talking about deep shades of runny seedy mustard poop on everything, lol!} and catching up on all the love-love-love it TV I missed on my cruise {jillian! pilot, kiptyn and reed are darling, foot guy is a creepo!}, AND trying to make arrangements for my own darling MoMatchelorettes AND trying to get as much of real Utah in before I move away to scarry heathenville...

anyways, soo busy with all of that that as much as it pains me to blog this, oh my heck I can't even say it...

{gullllp}

I haven't even posted my two month letter to the twin's and they are now TWO MONTHS AND ONE WEEK.

Sad!

**Cringe-n-binge**


This is seriously embarrassing and worse than that time I had to admit to everyone that I got board and read Breaking Dawn on wikipedia so I could pretend I finished and chat about it w/ my walking group the next morning. So ashameful! Do you guys think I'm a bad mom!? Just so everyone knows, I'm not, I'm way cute and darling and hip and I love my SnuggleBottom more every day and couldn't be happier! I'm just busy! Are you judging me? You wouldnt judge me right? I'm so glad only e-BFFs read this blog so you can validate me in the comments. {Ehem}.

p.s. I took the cutest longest so-wobbly-you'll-hurl video of Alivyiah and Tridger blinking and drooling. I want to post it right here but for some reason its not working and technologies are hard, but just picture it with me ok?

Adorable!

32 comments:

dharvey said...

ROFL ! One of your funniest posts ever :-) . Dunno how you come up with this stuff, but it's hilarious. Would LOVE to see your wobbly, long, motion-sickness inducing video of the twins drooling and blinking. Srsly so adorable.

And, best wishes as you prepare to leave Zion and live among the heathens-- er, gentiles. This is a trail meant to strengthen you. XOXO-- D.

Anonymous said...

You poor thing! How can anyone judge you!? You are the best and no one needs to know about being late on the letters. Besides they will never know.

J-Dub said...

Endure to the end!

Bradley, DeAnna, Donovan, and Chamae said...

I thought I left a comment on another post about this, but you seriously have to get some bumpits for your hair to stay cute in humidity. Look up their website, they are so totally Utah and they should def work in humidity.

Sarah said...

I'm impressed you spelled 'chaos' right--you're smart enough to move out of Utah already. =)

SuddenlySouthernCyndi said...

"scarry heathenville"

b/c naturally, anything outside "Zion" is where all the "heathens" slash "gentiles" live!

Little Lovables said...

I can just imagine the video of the twins... seen soo many like them, but who can turn down those cute and totally non boring vids of other peoples kids?!

Jeannie said...

Oh TAMN. Consider yourself validated. Love ya, hun.

Homer and Queen said...

Yes you are a good Mom!!! I wish I could have followed your example before I had kids!

shannon j said...

When you say Real Utah you are refering to getting your fill of Cafe Rio, right?

Oh and you are so not a bad mother!

Trisha said...

Serious? I wish I could see your cute little sweetie babes being SO grown up on the video!
Lurve Washington!

Jules AF said...

There's nothing I want so see more than your babies' poop. Please post.

Kristen said...

Ugh, Foot Guy freaks me out too, same with the wannabee country singer dude... I have faith in Jillers, she'll pic a totally richous/should be LDS bachlor...right?

Sarah said...

"ps:I took the cutest longest so-wobbly-you'll-hurl video of Alivyiah and Tridger"

And the blog just keeps getting better!

Emili said...

Doesn't foot guy remind you of that gay guy on 'will and grace'? not that I've ever seen that show, but seriously, he is WIERD. I agree about wanabee singer dude, creepy. But how about PHYSCO abusive crazy guywith the super possesed eyes? Don't we get to talk about him?

Heidi said...

I still can't bring myself to read Breaking Dawn. Maybe I'm saving it? Nah, that's not it.

Token Asian Friend said...

Drooling and Blinking? Awww! It sounds aDORable! Forget posting it on your blog, send it to a modeling agency STAT!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Heidi (no 'fense, I know I'm supposed to be thinking about/talking to YOU, TAMN, at all times, but Heidi just momentarily got my attention, again, SORRY,) because that's exactly me about not having been able to get myself to read Breaking Dawn yet -- but it gets worse. My sister read the CliffNotes-like online thing (kinda like TAMN's Wikipedia idea, hi, TAMN, waving at you now, haven't forgotten you, see?) and she was satisfied, but I can't bring myself to cheat like that EVEN THOUGH I ALSO CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO READ THE BOOK. Sigh. Clearly, I have issues (and this is just the tip of the iceberg.)

Kerry said...

cringe n binge made me pee.

thanks.

Em said...

TAMN, i hate to even suggest it b/c you are the smartest person i know, but are you sure you're going to DC and not washington state. i didn't know they were different places either until we went there for my lover bunz's internship LAST summer and told everyone i was going to DC, only to arrive in boring washington state. it was still humid there with all of the rain and fog, but i would hate for something that embarrassing to happen to you, even though i know you don't get embarrassed like EVER. i'm just sayin...

Hillary Hall said...

Okay you totally made fun of me on this one! crap I finally got it! :) I must say I have text my hubby pics of blowouts at work. I thought it was funny :) (i never blogged it though)

Katie said...

ew the foot guy is super nasty. if some guy kept trying to suck my toes I would totally puke (but in a totally cute way!).

Sarah said...

I'm beginning to think your babies aren't real.

debbie said...

I have no idea who foot guy, kiptyn or any of those guys are. I must be living in a cave not to know this stuff.
I can't wait till you get to DC so you can take all the super-original and SO-CLever pictures of the twinners holding up the Washington MoNument, and sitting at the feat of Abraham Lincon and stuff like that.
On the two-month letter to the droolers-you can always put the correct date on the letter, not the date you wrote it. I won't tell them you did it. It will save them all sorts of counsilling when they're teenagers. You should really ask someone to write those letters for you. You rilly don't have time. Maybe you'll have a MiaMaid class to help you in DC?

GladysIcanbe! said...

Just make sure when you bare your testimony that you let all those Washingtoners know that you are giving them your summer of richus exampling so that they will know how to be richus once you're gone. They'll seriously be so thankful, firreals, that you are there to influence their lives

RatalieNose said...

TAMN you are such an example to me.
Thank you.

Surfy Slurpy said...

I just listened to your UPR broadcast and they SO should have given the cutest one on there more air time!
p.s. Humid hair-try scrunching? some sexy wavy hair could be your new DC look!

Charly said...

Hey, J-Dub:

How did brown-nosing your profs to bump your B-plusses up to A-minusses go this past semester? Which high-powered Republican Congressman are you interning for? How's fatherhood treatin' ya? How tan are you after the cruise?

Peace.

Madame Palmkey said...

I'm seriously freakin' out I'll be on a cruise and will miss ONE possibly TWO weeks of the Bachelorette!!! I'm defanitly rooting for the pilot, he was uber sweet and totally didn't seem to notice that Jillian was way drunk on his date which is what I call class. I think what I like best is wathcing it with my single friends then dropping little comments about how nice it is to not be a Bachelorettte anymore, and compare how romantic MY proposal was compeared to the Final Rose Ceremony. Oh my heck, what a totally huge deal! I hope creepy Dave goes home soon, he would definittly be unrighteous dominiony I think.

Unknown said...

Totally vizulized the vid of the twin-tots. Luved it!

Don't worry, you'll luv heathenville. There're sooo many things to do there that the twin-tots will be more cultured than the whole of Utah by the end of a week. And the shopping is wicked!

The Singlutionary said...

Heathensville! I love it. That is brilliant.

Lili said...

haha, I read an online synopsis of Breaking Dawn, too! (I'm the one myimaginary blog was talking 'bout)