TAMN & I got married two years ago today. It was awesome. Great day and she looked smokin' hot. Minus a couple meltdowns the day rocked. The reception was nuts. I was ready to hit the road. And the sack. Hahahaha. Our honeymoon was freakin' sweet. Happy anniversary, babe.
She said this year I could plan whatever I wanted. So I did. Booked a tee time. She was ticked. So I told her to plan whatever and we'd just say it was my idea. The plan was to fly to SLC for PF Changs and Anniversary Inn tonight, Pal tomorrow, cruise to the Bahamas after my internship. Sweet right?
Too bad she started the Master Cleanse this week. Sick. She's just hurling and shizzing. So gross. What the resched. My tee time's back on. Booyah.
Happy 2, babe.
happy anniversary guys! TWO YEARS AND TWO BABIES! OH MY HECK!
ReplyDeleteBOO YAH! Big shout out to you JJWT! I mean you need a break from selling alarms, dental/medical/business/law school and all of the other stress that our Nations Capitol brings upon you. You should take the grandparents Visa they left you and get yourself some new clubs just to celebrate and you can bust them out fresh for that new tee time. Just leave the twinners at home with High School Musical 1,2 and 3 in the dvd changer with baby signing time filling in the gaps. Holla.
ReplyDeleteI do believe they deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteOops, I mean, I do believe they are a match made in heaven.
Booyah.
Very sensitive!
ReplyDeleteVery sensitive....
ReplyDeleteHo. Ly. Crap. Are you in my ward? The "master cleanses" are seriously out of control common.
ReplyDelete(Sigh) If only we could all find men like you....
ReplyDeleteJJWT! Yeah! I've been hoping you'd blog again soon. Yours are some of my faves.
ReplyDeleteLMBO! If I hear of one more person doing the master cleanse I will vomit.
ReplyDeleteJJWT,
ReplyDeleteI know just how you feel. I try to come up with an idea for a date or something with my honey, but then she says no we should do something else, and then we sort of pretend like I'm still in charge of what we do, but we really know who's calling the shots. But whatev. Life's sweet.
Out here in the Mission Field, I've never heard of the Master Cleanse. I think it's safe to assume this is a Happy Valley thing?
ReplyDeleteI think the cleanse is everywhere. My wife's friends are into it in the mission field.
ReplyDeleteHope you have the best golfing of your life today, man.
I'm in happy valley and still don't know what the master cleanse is . . .
ReplyDeleteIf you go golfing, who will be there to hold TAMN's wavy lengths of highlighted hair while she hurls?
ReplyDeleteOh well. Happy anniversary!
The master cleanse? You mean people do that? On purpose?
ReplyDeleteCleanses are so old skool! I'm surprized TAMN doesn't know that. I mean who wants to have the pukies and the poopies when you can just do the new, latest and greatest HCG diet. Seriously...that's what's in, and sense TAMN is already used to not eating, it will work wonders...without all the poops!
ReplyDeleteMaya- I've lived in Happy Valley and am now in the Salt Lake Valley and I have no idea what they are talking about. I am now intrigued and appalled all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary TAMN and JJWT!!!
wow, JJWT. TAMN is so lucky to have you sweetiez!
ReplyDeleteThese comments are as hilarious as the post.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Love the comments. I have never heard of anyone doing a master cleanse. Probly b/c I live in South Zion (AZ). That is too funny. However, if my hubby ever blogged about me "shizzing," he wouldn't live to see another anniversary.
ReplyDeleteI think shizzing is a little scandalous for a Mormon mommy blog. Do you know what it stands for????
ReplyDelete"She's just hurling and shizzing"
ReplyDeleteGreat time to bolt my friend!
Happy anniversary to the seriously cutest and bestest couple that we ALL wish we could be just like!!!! Yay you!
ReplyDeleteCan I just say how much I love the word "shiz"? It's in the Book of Mormon, so it can't be bad.
ReplyDeleteSo true! My friend bought Wicked Tickets for their anniversary and then told him to plan dinner. They went to Wendy's! Then for her birthday he took her golfing. How'd you know?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! She is going to look SO HOT! And the hot peppers and syrup are going to do wonders for her insidez!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the shizing and hurling will help with your smaller size of True Religion jeans you will have to buy yourself for your anniv. gift!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I love it JJWT! "She's just hurling and shizzing..."
ReplyDeleteHappy Two Year! :)
You got married on a TUESDAY?!
ReplyDeleteI got invited to a "financial meeting" from a girl in our ward. I thought it was going to be tips on budgeting, but what they wanted was for us to sell various bathroom products, including a "cleansing" solution.
ReplyDeleteCleansing is such a nice way of saying, "This will give you explosive diarrhea."
Dude, when you married TAMN I bet you knew you were in for some deep shiz.
ReplyDeletelol,nothin' hotter than a hot babe shizzin'. Hope she gets all her toxins out soon!
ReplyDelete1- I rocked the Master Cleanse in Vegas.
ReplyDelete1- Shizzing is so icky. Girls don't "shiz". It's more ladylike to call it "schadoobie"
Two year Anniversary and only two babies? Good golly get to work.
ReplyDeleteJJWT...That was (sniff)...just tender...(sniff)...
ReplyDeleteYou didn't by chance tell her she was fat or anything like that....right!?!
"She's just hurling and shizzing" SO SAD! Fell better TAMN! Make it to SLC soon!!! JJWT, you are such a STUD! Booyah!
ReplyDeleteHonestly?
ReplyDeleteThank you for this blog.
I love it.
Love it.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you both are going to be winners this anniversary--you get to hit the links and Tamn drops to under 100 lbs! Nobody says you have to actually celebrate together. You have eternity for that!
ReplyDeleteI love that JJWT is in law/biz/dental/medical school and can't spell Powell
ReplyDeleteI guess she's not breastfeeding then, so sad and against the plan, but happy anniversary anwayz!!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha..."hit the sack"!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI just came across your blog while looking for Scents stuff. I love your blog , tooo cute!
ReplyDeleteTAMN please post details about what the cleanse includes for the three people in Utah who are not in on it! Please!! The ingredients are so funny that no one will believe it! I had to go with my sister to the grocery store to buy it all and I honestly thought that she was joking! Maple syrup, salt, peppers!!
ReplyDeleteThat was beautiful, JJWT. Your love is sooo touching.
ReplyDeleteBooyah.
Hey, I refuse to get a colonoscopy because of the chemical "cleanse." Eeuww. Why would anyone do it if she didn't have to?
ReplyDeleteOh. Yeah. Princess Diana...colonic irrigation....same old shizzle.
you had me at hurling and shizzing. haha!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I Googled "master cleanse," since I didn't know exactly what it entailed.
ReplyDeleteYou mean to tell me people actually believe this stuff about mucus, etc. collecting in your colon?
Oh, my.
The Master Cleanse is for reals?!?
ReplyDeletei think i would keel my husband if he told the world i was "hurling" and (specifically) "shizzing". I think you owe her a major shopping spree!
ReplyDelete"Master cleanse," "bulimia," po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
ReplyDeleteUhm, being out in the mish filled (DC area! WUT WUT!), I have no clue what the Master Cleanse is. At first I thought it was some new way to refrence Aunt Flo. Now I'm thinkin not so much.
ReplyDeleteOkay anyway, awesome post. Awesome blog, actually, I love coming on here. My parents are from Utah and this blog reminds me of my mom sometimes. We used to go to Lake "Pal" when we were kids.... lol.
I'm begging you, Universe: Pick me! I'm turning into such a frump!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I LOVE your blog! Hilarious! :)
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