July 20, 2009

have TONS to tell you

our trip was INSANE!!!!

poor JJWT barly survived w/o me...Glamma tries {thanx, love you!} but doesn't always remember to cut the crust off and stuff so its hard for him. gotta go tend to him and the twinsies, but with regarding to tonite though, I just have to say in advance:

Kiptyn needs Botox stat and Ed looks slash talks like a congested Furby.

40 comments:

Kim said...

Congested Furby? Classic!

Jennifer said...

I was wondering when we were going to get around to the bachlorette. We need to know how you feel about lying cheating creepy Wes. I totally think she should pick Ed cause Kiptyns mom was a weirdo. I should know because my MIL is not of this planet.

Casey and Jeannie said...

Tamn, Let's just focus on making sure Jake is the new Bachelor, okay?

Although, um, I kinda like Ed.

It would make things easier if you were thinking about Edward from Twilight and accidentally said his name.

And I really liked my $40 Furby.

Alicia said...

buahahahahahahaha!

Sarah said...

Tamners,

I need DETAILS about your trip to NYC!!! Please, please, please tell me all about how you went with all the girls in the ward except for me. Also, I need 100 pictures of you trying on silly sunglasses in H&M.

also.... i'm a teensy bit excited to see if i won anything in the give a weigh!

Haylee Abney said...

aww poor JJWT. But doesn't that make you fill so good that you have a loving hubby who totally depends on you and can't function without you?! Like could you imagine having to eat a sandwich with crust?! eww. Innyway. I'm excited to hear about your insane time at the Huge Apple. Post again soon!! XOXO

Science Teacher Mommy said...

Furby? Now that is retro.

Allyson said...

A Furby! You're right. He does!

Jacque said...

YES!
Haha

Brittany said...

Hahaha I totally see the Ed/Furby thing! I miss Reid!

Jemaica said...

Haha I can see the Furby thing, but I still think Ed is SEXY! I hope he wins cuz I think Kipton is a NERD! There is always viagra to resolve Ed's problems, but there is nothing to cure Kipton's BORING NERDINESS! GO ED!

Steve & Alli said...

Bahahaha TAMN I seriously heart you, congested Furby?!?!?! Too funny!

myimaginaryblog said...

Poor JJWT. Good thing your back!

Indecisive said...

TAMNers, I'm waiting to find out what I won in your givaway!!

em said...

and other than stating the already obvious, ED gives E.D. an entirely new meaning. i mean really girls, would you have kept him??? not that any of us righteous girls would ever be in that sort of a situation, but i'm just sayin. THE GREEN SHORTS AND THE MAN TANK TOP!?! no one could recover after a day in those shorts!!! and oh dear, did you see he had the tank in TWO colors. he was wearing another color in the upcoming episodes. modest or not, those tanks are SO NOT HOT. poor reid. he so got played by the "i love you"/"i will propose like you keep saying you want" card by E.D. honestly, everyone knows had reid just said "i love you" and "i will marry you" she would have kicked E.D. out the door. heartbroken, but still out the door.

The Hulls said...

Awesome! I totally agree about Ed!!

RuthAnne said...

K, there's no way there aren't really comments already - come on people, this is right on! I love dear little Kipper, but as I watched last week, I kept thinking, "And this is why I need to remember to wear sunscreen AT ALL TIMES."

Thanks TAMN, I love that there's someone who takes reality TV as seriously as I do.

dharvey said...

Cut the crusts off......ROFL ! I wonder if Glamma knows how to make green jello with pineapple and mini marshmallows for JJWT... XOXO, D.

Michelle said...

Ok TAMN, I was totally having a horrible day until I read this. GENIUS and HILARIOUS! Thanks for making my day!

Rachel and Tyler Jennings said...

what did you think about Ed's swimsuit aka Mankini??

mp89 said...

I bet your trip was awesome! And we know those New York guys were just {jealous} because they had never seen anyone as hot and righteous as yourself :)

Did you bring any frozen hot chocolate back for me? or cupcakes?

Mormon Bachelor Pad said...

I used to think this blog was just for married chicks who liked scrap booking and stuff, but then I stumble accross this post with Kiptyn in a bikini! Yes a two piece. Awesome! Thanks for branching out.

Calipalooza said...

The furby comment is hilarious...and right on!

Camilla said...

LOL!

Emily's Bloggin' Out!!!! said...

So True...But I know you rj ust thinking of thier well templed spirits!!! Go Tamn!!!

Shayleen Lunt said...

Amen! to the "Ed Furby" comment!

Keri said...

Oh but I like both of them! And Ed is my fav - like a Furby or not.....can't wait to see who she picks!

Mhana said...

Tnight is the MEN TELL ALL though! {Just what we knew guys did when they get together... TALK ABOUT US!!!!} Not everyone can land a JJWT so seriously, you should work on your frownsmile and not be so judgemental.

Kelly said...

Interesting. I am going to have to pay more attention to that ferby voice.

Glad your priorities are in place. Who do you pick for jillian?

Chelle said...

So sad for them (frown-smile).

Kassi said...

TEAM ED!

Lacee said...

Seriously she needs to meet your brother!

Clingers said...

I love ED Kiptyn is ok but i think ed will make her hap-py but after the last episode it's iffy!!!

Cam UT.

Adriel & Tierra Wakefield said...

Ha, that's true...maybe that's why he's my favorite

debbie said...

Belly botox or facial botox...maybe both?

Shane, Megan, and CJ said...

AAAH! TAMN, I think someone hacked your blog. Somehow they put a pitcher of a girl in a *whisper two piece* in your latest post. I know it wasn't you cuz she's not wearing a cover up or shade under it or anything.

Cathy said...

I just discovered your blog and am really enjoying it! I love your wit and the glaring hypocrisy. Keep on keepin on!

Megz said...

I'm totally dying for Ed--first the whole world (doesn't everybuddy watch the B-ette??) sees him in those green Daisy Dukes and then he has to live with not being able to show Jillian how much he lusts her! And they blame it on heat stroke! JJWT would never have heat stroke am I right?

Richard and Michelle said...

I love love LOVE ED! And I'm sorry but he totally pulled of the green shorts and tank top. He needs to win. And I swear if they pick Jake to be the next bachelor... not only with I THROW UP but I will not watch it. He is lame with no personality, and not to mention SO NOT CUTE! Ugh, he actually makes me a little bit sick. Seriously can't stand him. Although I will give him props for calling Wes out. Hate Wes.

b. said...

Are your babies eating samwitches already?
Geez, your life is in like a soap opera time warp!