July 14, 2009

sulk


do you think i'm fat?


BE HONEST!



{do not be honest.}

83 comments:

Cheri said...

NO!

(i just read a post almost word for word like this, kid you not).

Amy said...

The only way to know for sure is to compare yourself to others. Hold up a photo of you and a photo of Lynzii and then you'll have a good idea. I'm just sayin'.

beth said...

Yikes, TAMN. Do you know what kind of girls ask this question? Not girls that wear size negative

I'm just sayin...

WanderingJennie said...

Oh, no...were u standing next to someone even skinnier? Give her fat-free, sugar-free cupcakes (that actually aren't) like, all the time. Don't hang out with her again until she gains some weight.

Melanie Williams said...

post of photo of you and we'll tell you :)

Kerry said...

uh oh.

only fatties ask that, TAMN.

Cassie Lynne said...

You are in the negatives. TAMN, you have the body of a goddess

Mrs. B. Roth said...

Wouldn't you rather eat some pie and not worry about it?

Jessica said...

TAMN, seriously? After the supercleanse diet, you make me look like Shamu! You are the stuff supermodels are made up of, but you're way more righteous than any of them will ever be.

Colt said...

Are the veegans making you feel a little bloated?

Token Asian Friend said...

That time of the month, huh?

Melissa Durtschi said...

The question I ask is...


"Am I as fat to you as I am to me!?!"

Butt the answer for you is not just no butt...

HEL NO!!!!!

Jen said...

You're so - so not fat - that I personally think you need a cheeseburger.

Isn't that nice of me?

Kari said...

Are your eXtRa-eXtRa-small g's feeling a little too tight?
Mine are...

:/

{{frown smile}}

Mhana said...

Well honestly your a mother of two and you have your man so we all understand that you've let yourself go a little -- I mean you've quit wearing children's sizes soo.... I guess just 2 Nephi 9:51. I say that as a friend so no offense, 'k? Lurvya

The Boob Nazi said...

Of course not! Goodness.

Jordan Darcie said...

Girl! No way! You look HAWT!

Brandon and Leanna said...

honestly? you could afford to loose a few more ell-bees. 3 more and you would be PERFECT. Childrens size 12. PERFECT.

and, just for record- i despize miley cyrus. can we pu-leaze take "the climb" off the top? It makes me cringe in horror everytime i come onto my favorite blog-ever. I guess I shouldnt' complain too much.. its not "lucky" anymore.. praise heaven.

you should send j-dub a picture that you took of yourself from your i-phone, and say "tell me for realz bebe am i a total fatt-e?"

he will always tell you the TRUTH!

along with all 25,000 of your ebff's.

Gordita said...

No. Oh my gosh. How could you even think that? I half hate you because you're so not fat.

Jill W said...

My husband once called me "cuteso". What IS that? A cute fatso??!! Not impressed. TAMN, you are a superstar!

Staci said...

just look at your spinsty friends and you will know that you are skinnys

SB said...

I love the song Lucky :(
PS: Don't worry you are so not fat. You still totally have the body of a twelve year old boy (with a boob job) Just the way love muffin wants ya.

Hobley said...

tamn you're so skinny. you should come with me to get a shake!:)

Stephanie said...

depends on who or what you're compared to. You're fat compared to a cat.

Sarah said...

Wait. You said not to be honest. Does that mean I have to tell you you're fat even though you're not???

Bri!!! said...

You got a little junk in the trunk but that's haut right?

Mrs. Mordecai said...

That's really a question for your husband.

AzĂșcar said...

Oh honey! You're no fat!

I mean, compared to Linzii, you're a tub-o-lard, but compared to most people? NO WAY!

/frownsmile

telemoonfa said...

I think someone needs a fro-yo!!!!!!

clan of the cave hair said...

oh, I get it. This is another one of those "I need people to tell me I'm ok" posts...isn't it? You're not really worried about being fat! You just want us to tell you you're PERFECT...awww....how cute...(not. lol)

Will said...

maybe not physically, but spiritually you are a tub of lard.

Miss Kendra said...

blah. blah. blah. do you really read all of these?

dharvey said...

Oooooh, nooooo ! You are not fat at all ! Nooo way ! You are a totally darling negative size.
( I think you might have been conceited at one time, but you got over that flaw, and now you're perfect). -- XOXO -- d.

Kellie said...

OMG, just do the lemonade cleanse. Clean out the pipes and drop like 5 el bees in a week.
Then you'll be skinny minny in a negative and you can get preggers again.

Wendy said...

Are you kiddin me? Your pictures show you are absolutely smokin' hot!

Molly in the Jello Belt said...

TAMN, the reason the scale shows a couple extra pounds is because of science stuff like air pressure. Everyone weighs more in Washington DC (which is at sea level) than they do in Utah (which is at nosebleed level). Don't worry about it. It's just that you're closer to gravity right now.

Andrea said...

H-E double hockeysticks NO!!!! you are one hot mama!

Marcia said...

I don't think this is the right place to be talking about that. A much better option is on fast Sunday in RS when they leave time for testimonies you should get up and cry before you say anything and then ask. That way, every one can tell you how skinny and pretty you are. Unless of course you have gained a pound in that case stop eating until Aug 2nd.

becki.campbell said...

You are like the super skinniest out of all my e BFFs. And my favorite. And you are not like bulimic skinny but like super skinny.

Meg B said...

Well, R ur 7even Jeans in size 24 fitting a little snug L8ly?

Laurie said...

You're fat in your soul.

(I'm sorry, I'm laughing my guts out at myself. That's a horrible thing to say.)

Chelle said...

Heck to the NO!

Lola said...

I agree with Ami, but instead of Lin(barf)zii, you should hold up a picture of Heidi Klume, when she isn't pregers of course! And say, Am I hotter than her? (The answer will totes be yes!)

Hannah said...

Um ya see TAMNers, I'm sure you are way sKiNnY but there's no way we coould possibly know, You never post pictures!

Vanessa Contessa said...

NO way Tamnny. You're uber skinny. It just too bad about your hair...

{frownsmile}

love you!

Casey and Jeannie said...

Sweetheart.

It's not my place to judge.

Only Jesus will tell you if you're fat.

And since it sounds like you're hearing the still small voice...

...you might hit the gym again.

And careful with the Rio next weekend.

Sarah said...

if you have to ask....

Gentrey said...

Who wears the smaller jean size, you or Lynzii?

There's your answer.

Katie said...

Well...I was thinking you were starting to get a muffin top...But maybe it was a shadow?

debbie said...

If you wore a fur coat (not REAL fur, just the pretend kind) you'd look like a pipe cleaner.

holly said...

I don't know. We've never seen a pic of you. Hint, hint!

Laura Bloomfield said...

Too much pie is your problem! :-)

Western Warmth said...

These comments are awesome. But I am going to tell you that YES you are fat, cause isn't that how we all want to respond to the real posts you are mimicking?

Hillary Hall said...

Isn't there a saying that if you have to ask, "does my butt look big in these jeans", they probably do? I'm just saying. Sorry TAMN!

The Mostess said...

You've probably put on a few el-bees. If you know what I'm sayin. And I think you do.

Laura said...

I would say your "strength to weight ratio" might be leaning towards the um...weight side. Have JJWT explain that to ya when you get home, okays?

ukyankoz said...

{frownsmile}

Cheryl said...

"Closer to gravity"! That made me nearly fall out of my chair (onto my own closer-to-gravity butt!) That must be why I weigh a little more now than I did when I lived in UT. Well that, and I've had 3 more kids since then...

Susan said...

I heard the computer adds 10 pounds. So if you really weigh 10 pounds less than your blog makes you look, you're positively invisible. Don't get caught in any cross-winds!

Kristi said...

So if you're feeling fat, just go to a months worth of Bikram Yoga. Cuz not only will you feel great about your new found body, mind connection and let your light shine to those who only believe in that, but you it's normal to go and throw up during class! In fact you may even get applauded for working the very hardest, and it seriously burns like 1,000 calories per session.

Skipper said...

Well, maybe it's time to jump on the Zupa's bandwagon, and off the Cafe Rio...

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AmberWaves said...

You've been comparing yourself to your darling daughter, haven't you. Don't worry about it until she's 12, at least.

myimaginaryblog said...

GET OUT OF HERE! You are the ideal body type of a fictional girl-woman! There's no substance to you in any dimension! Now go eat a few chocolate bars until those negative thoughts are vanquished.

Trent!? said...

Compared to my wife? Yes. Compared to Oprah? No.

Sarra said...

one could hardly consider you fat if you're a size negative.

allison said...

Not for being preggo with your next set of twinners you're not!

allison said...

Not for being preggo with your next set of twinners you're not!

Shelley said...

I never ask if I'm fat. I just stand next to people that are fatter than me, and then I look awesome by comparison.

Jillybean said...

Are you preggers again?

Shannon said...

Oh honey.

Let's just say it will melt away after you stop nursing.

Amalie said...

of course not, that would be against the plan.

Charly said...

Not as fat as "you're" ego. ;)

Sarah F said...

if you're fat, i'm obese.... but i'm really not.

Kathleen said...

Um, no offense, but I can put my size negative pants on without unzipping them, and I know you have to unzip yours to put them on, but that's okay becuz you just had babeez. :-]

Katie and Sam said...

Holy Crap. Do you READ my friends' blogs for material? That's just spooky.

Kamity said...

Question: on the inside, or outside?

Abbey Harper said...

OMGosh, sooo nt faat!

Ty & Nancy Mackey said...

TAMN what would ever make you ask such a question?!

Dianna said...

In my evil, jealous, petty mind you are pretty fat, so don't ever post a picture that destroys my self-soothing blogger mind.

Kerry said...

if by fat you mean HOT!

Kerry said...

if by fat you mean HOT!

brossettelewis said...

You're phat!

But also you just had twins (I still hear that one). It took yuor body 9 months to gain. Give your self 9 mo (to 24 mo) to lose.

aezra noell said...

yeah, maybe. But whoever said Mou Mou's are for fat ppl are just haterz.