September 30, 2009

bc # of comments reflects worth

Okay, so THIS is not a giveaway but just fyi that from now on you get a:
a 2nd entry if you if you tweet about TAMN

a 3rd entry if you become TAMN's best facebook friend

a 4rd entry if you tell your friends to tell there friends that you love my blog the mostest

a 5th entry if you incorporate TAMN into your VT message

a 6th entry if you tattoo "I {heart} TAMNs giveaways" on your lower back

a 7th entry if you get a vanity license plate frame about me

a 8th entry for anyone who takes a pic of their selves on the beach jumping in the air with either TAMN written on the sand or the clouds behind it spell TAMN

a 9th entry if that pic involves a modest bikini

a 10th entry if you vinyl and/or stencil about TAMNs giveaway on your living room wall, take a picture of it, and post it on your blog
Did I miss anything???

55 comments:

whyimstillsingle said...

done and done.

~j. said...

follower.

Little Lovables said...

ohmygosh... I just looked outside and the clouds are spelling TAMN right now!

must be a tender mercy!

clan of the cave hair said...

This post actually makes me want to take the Lord's name in vain it's so accurate! SERIOUSLY people! If you want to have a giveaway, great, but just give it away, how about to a loyal reader even? I'm gonna do a giveaway and its only gonna be open to people who have been reading my blog for 6 months or more, so there! LOL

The Boob Nazi said...

hahaha, I hate these things. Perfect.

lorena rose said...

HOW DO I BECOME UR FB FRIEND??????

Tell me, darling lady. I will even french braid your hair.

Kari said...

OH. EM. GEEEEEE.

What a coWiNcidence!!!!

I am SERIOUSLY sunbathing in my modest string bikini, showing of my (temporary, duh!!!) tramp stamp on my lower back that of course says I.HEART.TAMN. in the most darling font, and I'm planning my WAY FUN vt message, and i already took a BUH-jillion jumping in the air pictures at LAKE PAL and i SWEAR the clouds DID spell TAMN, and wait why would i need a license plate????...i don't drive anywhere...i'm a stay at home TROPHY WIFE!!!

Lesa said...

Funny, funny, TAMN. You know I've already done all those things. And I have never won a giveaway. What's up with that?

M-A said...

SO funny.

Jenna said...

Seriously? What if I name my next kid TAMN? Does that give me like, 20 entries? It should.

Chelsea said...

How about a photo of my four darling children wearing embroidered letters on their shirts - T...A...M...N...?

Although I don't have four children, so that wouldn't work for me. Maybe for someone eltse though?

Jen said...

Wait...What if I have already done those things. I mean, what is an e-bff for, if not a lower back tattoo?

Janice & Don said...

WOW!! totally on target~ I've seen these everywhere!!

Amy said...

Oh TAMN, you are so generous and these ideas/suggestions/commandments are the bestest.

Jeannie said...

What if I have an existing tramp stamp that says "sassy chica". Would I still get an extra entry if I added I {heart} ~sassy chica~ TAMN's giveaways?

Mhana said...

I call my TAMN license plate a "humility plate" because I am humbly greatful for how wealthy my luverbunz will someday be, and because he is the mostest cutest smartest gonna be richest hubby ever and so I humbly say I don't deserve him {Even though he totes knows he got a PrIzE in me!} so he'll buy me stuff like humility plates.

Mhana said...

I'm sorry did I say "humility plate"?! I meant humbleness plait. My bad!

Crystal Lynn said...

How about 11 entries if you're the first to comment! I am THAT into TAMN

Jill Revell said...

i do love your blog the mostest...5 through 10 are hilarious!

debbie said...

What, no extra entry for naming my adorable new-born TAMNY?!!! I want that birth certificate back if that's the case.

ukyankoz said...

Ok, someone PLEASE do the beach pic and the vinyl/stencil pic - I NEED to see that!!

Parkside View said...

a 11th entry if you mention TAMN when you bear your testimony

Parkside View said...

With regards to your poll: You are only a bad wifey if you didn't cry profusely when you sent JJWT off to school and have a moment of deep reflection about how time has passed too quickly and you can't believe how old he is getting...

Cultures Salon said...

Well done! Can't wait to see some of the suggestions for additional entries. If you incorporate them all, you could potentially log a zillion comments from just your family and a couple friends.

Molly in the Jello Belt said...

I think you should offer 11 entries for anyone who bears their testimony about you and has their husband record it on camera from the congregation, and then blogs it.

Joe'n'Jess said...

what if i name my next child TAMN?

Emily said...

I didn't think it could happen, but this is funnier than all other posts ever! I'm totally using my next vinyl order to talk about YOU!

Hizzeather said...

An 11th entry if you name your child TAMN or JJWT :)

Cheryl said...

Please don't encourage tattoos. Your influence is too great to ignore.

But how do you make the clouds spell your name? I want to do that.

Robert and Sherry Leal said...

I don't know when this post was done, but I think it's ironic that there are 0 comments! Poor TAMN! Her post is on for even a second without someone telling her how funny she is! How else will a person know her self worth? I still love you!

Muum said...

Oh! I can TOTallY fit a mention of your endless cutenseess into my VT message! I'm going out today, anyway :)

Heather B said...

hahahaha!! Good one TAMN!

Anne said...

How about wearing TAMN's merchandise?

Jemaica said...

What if I name my first born child TAMN regardless of its gender?

: ) Paula said...

Laughing so hard my lower back fat is jiggling so the tattoo needle is making the cute brackets look more like frownsmiles. { :S }

Sarah & Layne said...

I love it! I'll be getting that tattoo for sure - totally worth it for an extra entry for nothing! Glad to help your self-esteem!

Randi said...

Okay, seriously.... that just made my week!!

Janelle said...

Are you going to be selling vanity plate frames in your store? When will you be making new t-shirts?

Misty said...

I just my appointment for a tattoo, I live in Elko, so most of our tattoo parlors are backed up until November, ya know for those pre-Christmas tattoos. So hopefully I'll be there by your next giveaway!

Hillary Hall said...

You don't mean a real tattoo cuz those are so defying your temple right? You mean one of the henna ones.

Matt and Jennae Porter said...

Ha Ha Ha!! Love it!! Love when you talk about tramp stamps and VT messages in the same blog post!

Cristin said...

11th entry - Name your baby TAMN.

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

Wow, I JUST finished my post about a Giveaway! Though I don't have that list of giveaway rules, thankfully! In defense of the "extra entries for tweets, etc." I will say that those of us who are part of BlogHer when we do sponsored Giveaways they actually require that type of thing--it's their deal not ours. Just sayin'. Oh, and I'm giving away something CUTE! Because it's all about the cuteness!

Jillybean said...

What if I buy an advertizement on KSL directly after confrince that talks about your giveaway?

I'm going Visiting Teaching in an hour, I will be sure to center the message around TAMN.

Token Asian Friend said...

Does one tattoo count from now on, or do I have to get a new tattoo per giveaway?

Shelley said...

How many entrys would I get for flying a small plane over Denver with TAMN is Seriously So Blessed banner attached to it? Its only one state away from Utah, so I'm thinking it should count for alot.

Skipper said...

You forgot the bonus entry for using the Papyrus font on both the vinyl lettering AND the back tatoo.

cfg said...

I went visiting teaching today since it is the 30th, and I devoted my message to TAMN's cuteness and richeousness, but Sister L. is 89 and didn't get what I was talking about. Maybe she didn't have her hearing ade turned on. Next month I will take her some fridge magnates so she will get it.

Stephanie said...

Please, PLEASE tell me this post was not inspired by any real blogs.

A Mother Heart said...

*GASP* You are suggesting a Tatoo?

Well...I guess if it's for a good cause...I mean, if it's still covered by my modest bikini and only my husband can actually see it, and he thinks it's hot...then it's not against the plan. Right?

Chelley said...

Um, if I can get the clouds to spell your adorable name, I think that's an automatic win, right?

The Crash Test Dummy said...

hee hee hee Hey I got right next to Jilly bean. I lub her so much. Tamn, we went to IKEA together. If we knew who you were you could tag along! Are you back from D.C. yet?

Lyanna said...

I think you forgot surrendering your first born ;) lol

Madison said...

I'm totally going for the 4rd entry just because you wrote 4rd, not 4th. I love you, TAMN. And as usual, you hit this one right on the money!

Anonymous said...

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