September 4, 2009

shhh! keep it quite, but...

...just heard through the greatvine that there rearranging the whole Young Womens! Last month they technicly called someone else for MiaMaid advisor but I think it was just temparary for me being gone, so hopefully I get that job back IF they don't just go ahead and make me prez.

I always try to bloom where I'm planted, but just between you and I if they put me in nursery or cub scouts I'm faking mono.

44 comments:

Melissa said...

you could always show Disney movies to the nursery...they would kick you out super fast!

Anonymous said...

Your patriarchal blessing totally is all about Young Womens and being the MiaMaid Advisor. I am so sure that you will stay where you are. The girlz would be so blessssed to have you as their prez. If they do call you to be in the nursery or cub scouts just remind them (the bishoop) that you have TWO 5 month olds. Let him know that it would be much better on you and the familieee to stay in Young/Flirty/Hot/Mani and Peti/Totally modest bikini/Young Womens. I will be praying for you. Maybe I will even skip lunch to show my support.

Lori Ann said...

I would fake mono too. Rumor has it that the cub scouts dont even have a mani/pedi merit badge. Sad.

The Boob Nazi said...

wow, that was the most unrighteous thing I've ever heard you say. And by heard I mean read. I think you need to go talk to your bishop or something.

J-Dub said...

They are totally going to oust the presidency to fit you in there.

Nursery Leader for Life said...

Or you could just do what everyone in my ward does and just say "no."

Brian and Janette said...

Oh TAMN, I hope they make you prez so I can still some of your ideers! I mean, you'd share them with me right? Cuz I'm so not cut out for this job like you would be!

Alanna said...

TAMN, you would be the BESTES YW prez EVer. Nursery is just for those less richeous. I'll vote for you!

Lizzen said...

WHAT?!? Okay TAMNers, this is BIG news, but play it cool. I like to think dropping subtle hints is the way to go. Like showing up at the Bishop's driveway when he's coming home from work with a plate of cookies, or maybe you a CD of you singing onstage at the ward Christmas party. You gotta let your light shine girl!

Sarah said...

ohmygosh TAMN if they don't put you back in as advisor those little MiaMaids might NEVER know how to get a hot and spiritchal JJWT-like boyfriend! Not that they date or anything cause that's against the rules but seriously though they need you really bad. I'd go talk to the bish just to make sure he's clear on stuff.

Anonymous said...

Try moving to a non-suburban Utah ward. I'm the nursery leader and assistant WEBLELOS leader- and if I had mono they'd just want me to do my callings from from a wheelchair (and assign me to the enrichment committee as a bonus). I must has been so friggin' unrichus in the pre-existance, tee he he.

President said...

HA! We are in the middle of multiple mono outbreaks in our ward right now. Now I'm suspicious its just because the people don't like their callings and want free meals.

BYU Athletic Supporter said...

You are Prez material...you just spent a summer in DC right?

Amalie said...

i love hearing things through the greatvine!

Chot Z said...

Nursery and Cub Scouts were totally my last two callings! I didn't fake Mono, but wanted to.

Melissa said...

I totally HAD mono this year! They didn't even release me! The nerve!

Jeannie said...

Oh I'm so excited to find out!!! My first Sunday with the Mia Maids is this Sunday and I'm totally buying a new retroish skirt and cute modbe top to wear. SO want them to love me!

Anonymous said...

You can do what is done in my ward and make a poster of why you would be the best YW Prez EVER!!! Then show up to Bishopric meeting and give a presentation. This gives you a great opportunity to show off your "handout" skills and your presentation skills. It worked in my ward. You never know ;)

Science Teacher Mommy said...

Ooo! You'll have to wear a super cute outfit next week at church, just in case.

Anonymous said...

ROFL! Too funny! I am in the nursery AND Cub Scouts!

b. said...

Have your acceptance speech prepared because the greatvine is never wrong.

Susan said...

LOL!!

Anonymous said...

I actually heard that Lyndsay and her hubby have an appointment with the bishop tonight! Could it be???

Haylee Abney said...

TAMN!!! young womens was such a bummer when you were in DC. I mean, we actually did service for mutual. No stamping, ever!! Ugh if they don't call you back to it, we are going to be stuck doing that kind of stuff again!! Lame!!!

Frau said...

Mono is so singles' ward. And it means you've been making out too much with guys. (At least that was what all the frownsmiley people in my Singles' ward told me when I got mono.)

Try swine flu. They're scared of swine flu.

Natalie said...

LOL. The last sentence about faking mono made me smile! :)

Jennie said...

On a side note, are you ever going to change your playlist? For those of us who frequent this blog -- enuf Taylor Swift! Are you leaving it on sooooo long to just annoy us. (I think I was annoyed after just 1 1/2 times).

myimaginaryblog said...

I asked to be released from Cub Scouts (which I loved, but I had some health problems needing attention, freals,) and then got called to Nursery, which I also loved, but then they called me away from that to be Enrichment Counselor.

I'm not really sure why I just told you all that.

Jessica said...

Mono? Really? I totally just fell out of my chair.

Stephanie said...

Good luck with that. Being 8 months pregnant didn't get me out of being called to cub scouts. Neither did completely ignoring the Bishopric counselor for a week (who I'm married to). He still called me into cub scouts. (I hate cub scouts)

Jillybean said...

Hey Tamners, I heard a rumer that you were being considered for Compassionate Service leader.

Cause your so compassionate.

Mellifera said...

TAMN,

If they call you into Cub Scouts, its because some Cub Scout really needs YOU. Maybe they'res some poor Cub Scout dying for mani/pedis and moddie-but-hottie clothes advice and all the frumps who are running it now can think of is borring activities like Pinewood Derby {yawn}. If they call you as a Cub Scout leader, it's probly for a reason.

Seriously, TAMN. Bloom where your planted.

Diane said...

Cub Scouts is Hot!

Nick said...

After you're planted, don't you typically have to grow before you bloom?

patty said...

giving you a calling in nursery would be such a waist. I mean, those little kids don't even care how cute/modestly hot you look and how much time you have taken getting ready for church. Sad!

dharvey said...

Wow, what an intersting rumor on the greatvine. I'll be sure to keep it quite.
Hope you get the Mia Maids back and not the nursery or Cub Scouts. XOXO -- D.

debbie said...

TAMN,
Nursery is the only calling in the hole ward that you can laugh out loud for two hours and eat treats every week, even fast sunday. Barely any prep and people think your so wonderful that you would do SUCH a hard calling in SUCH a SELFLESS way. (Just don't tell anyone how fun it is, or they'll all want to be nursery leadrs.)You can even wear shorts under your skirt, bc you HAVE to play on the floor with the kiddos.

Brock said...

Or if they don't call you to young women's then find some local kids from public school who have it (who doesn't at that age) and invite a couple of them to come visit your ward. That will get the presidency to get mono and then they'll HAVE to release them. Get another crack that that unicorn.

Our Dowland Journal said...

I faked a nervous breakdown when they called me to cub scouts for the second time. SO worth it.

Anonymous said...

hate to even speklate but....sometimes they just get it wrong and release a totally hip and totally richus, way cute, prez, countslors and teachers only to call in the "older" generation. maybe you'll have to go to Relief Sciety now.

The Winn Family said...

I'm a cub scout leader right now.... I wish I was smart enough to have faked Mono. Do you think it could still work?

Karen said...

I dO NOT think you should hope/try for Prez.... NO NO NO!

Then you have to
follow the rulz,
visit the inacivas... (blick, there's a reason they don't go to church if you kwim ((knowing nod)) )

mia maids is one thing...

: ) Paula said...

greatvine?

kam said...

oh for the LOVE!!! That is so dead on it's SpOoKy :) No need to fake mono darlin' since we are all just positive another bun will be baking in your oven soon and then you can just tell the Bish how difficult pregnancy is and how you can't POSSIBLY handle the strain of 2 hours with (ironically enough)children........