February 25, 2010

letters pt 1

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dear cupcakes,
I AM SERIOUSLY OBSESSED WITH YOU!

dear diet coke,
i am seriously off you this time. SERIOUSLY!

dear Golds,
can't wait to get my zumba certification so I can teach at you!

dear stuff dipped in chocolate then wrapped in cellophane,
YOUR DARLING!

dear standards,
thanks for being higher then everyone elses.

dear dollar theater,
Thanks for existing so that last nite when the mia maid's new frump of a leader plans some boring
old folks home mutual I could take the girls to New Moon!


dear tridger's vintage romper,
thanks for being so studly!

love,
TAMN

42 comments:

The Boob Nazi said...

Who doesn't love Diet Coke and cupcakes?!?!?
I mean, I'm so off Diet Coke too.

The Boob Nazi said...

Also, could we please get a picture with Ahliviyah (sp?) in her ginormous daisy headband, please? Don't make like you don't have one.

Kerry said...

LOL. I love this.

Vintage rompers, studly? Haha!

kristib said...

We all see it, but you satire it. I love your insight.

Sara Ballstaedt said...

oh my goodness, that was my humor for the day

Erin Wallace said...

Offof Diet Coke? Can such a thing be done?!

Piper said...

Dear TAMN,

Why didn't you write letters to pedis and vinyl letters?

Also, Seriously, tell me you just lick the cupcakes and throw them away, because nobody can afford them.

Piper said...

Dear TAMN,

Why didn't you write letters to pedis and vinyl letters?

Also, Seriously, tell me you just lick the cupcakes and throw them away, because nobody can afford them.

-*$1.00 Baby Bows*- said...

SERIOUSLY love this. Especially the vintage romper reference. Ha!

Frau said...

Have you done the mutual activity where you all write down your standards for yourself, peek at everyone else's, hastily erase what you wrote and re-write standards higher than theirs?

THAT is a spiritual activity. Though it's not as spiritual as the moments when you feel inspired to break the standards, just once, and for the greater good.

Sarah said...

I thought you were on activities committee with Lindsi now? Or did they not release you from YW? Two callings? So spirichal, TAMN.

Dallin and Megan said...

haha, love this. EVERYONE does this. WAY TOO MUCH.

myimaginaryblog said...

Dear Self,

Thanks for reading this post instead of doing dishes! This was hecka more fun.

P.S. Thanks also, self, for letting the playlist run instead of muting it. Cultural education!

Dani said...

Way to be awesome, TAMN!

The Bradley's said...

Dear TAMN,

Thanks for rocking the boat.

P.S. - Do people really DO this? Sometimes I'm so glad (I mean, bummed) that I don't live in Zion.

MandoRama said...

@Boob Nazi: You are SO right. Bring on the headband photo, TAMN!

Jessica said...

"Dear standards" followed by "Dear dollar theater" made me shout praises and jump for joy.

TAMN - I SERIOUSLY heart you so much!

dharvey said...

Sooo darling to write notes to inanimate objects ! Totally adorable. Love you, XOXO

Ariel said...

TAMN I am such a slacker. I haven't decorated ONE cupcake this month. Valentines cookies, yes, but NOOOO CUPCAKES. Yikes I need to get on it before I loose my awesome mom/wife/member/cute like TAMN status.

Rachie said...

Coca Cola cupcakes are delicious and totally not against the Plan. FYI.

Shannon said...

Can't wait to see part 2

DeConstructor said...

Ummm. Are you all sister wives?

1002 South said...

this might help - I totally drink diet coke, but to stay spirtle, every 10th one is caffiene free.

Jenn said...

sorry, but your music TOTALLY needs to go! LIKE. NOW!

Lauren said...

Dear TAMNS life,

Why are you so awesome just like all of my blog and facebook friends? Why can't my life by trendy/skinny/righteous/vintage/professionally photographed like yours?

frownsmile,

Lauren

Little Lovables said...

dear TAMN,
thanks for being so awesome.

when are you going to do the checklist post?

"gorgeous? check. got twinsers? check. glitter bedazzled? check. party in the usa? check!"

you know, that one?

C Dan said...

oh Lauren...LOVED that! and so, so true.

Ryan and Miriam said...

My fav part of your whole blog is your plea for comments: "Validate me."

Says it all!

Chi-townRawlins said...

Dear Inanimate Objects letter blogs are my ARCH NEMESIS!

debbie said...

I'd love to write letters too all my stuff, but they always turn out looking like to- do lists, which is SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE!

Carol said...

I hate being around old people, too. So lame. New Moon was such a great idea--totally a fav of mine. I bet I've watched it 20 times since it came out :)

The Novelist said...

You forgot one!

Dear white stitched jeans,

Thanks for making me not look like a gingerbread man!

Geezees Custom Canvas Art said...

Love this!!

Mrs. Clark said...

Got a new one for you--behind the Zion Curtain.

Thanks for the peek, TAMN! (Though you'd say peak...)

Ashley said...

It's been a while since I have checked in. Funny as ever.

SJ said...

Don't judge but me and some friends went to the dollar to ummm, make fun of New Moon while we watched it. Two frump de dumps told the manager what we were doing and we were almost asked to leave. We were still cooler.

Little Lovables said...

The Novelist said...
You forgot one!

Dear white stitched jeans,

Thanks for making me not look like a gingerbread man!
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this killed me!

Brooke said...

Is this blog legit? I don't see how anyone can be this stupid! Do you not read over your work and think "huh, I sound like I am a 16 year old living in a total fantasy world, and I desperately need a spelling/grammar/punctuation lesson?" I cannot take you seriously!

Chelsea said...

I love how some people are born without a satire gene.



And TAMN, seriously, cupcakes? Those are SO 2009. Get with the times!

mal said...

Good work Brooke. I hope you're happy now that you've said hurtful things to a complete stranger.

As funny as it is to laugh at comments like that, I think it adds something more to laugh about when you think about the kind of people making them. Who goes blog searching and when they come on one that bothers them actually takes it upon themselves to set them morally straight?

Steph said...

TAMN, cupcakes are sooooo last year, you should know that!!

Amy Oh! said...

you'RE not "your"- just sayin'.