August 20, 2010

pretty blah-zay

okay everyone, sorry I haven't blogged in FOREVER my computer got all weird and that stuff hurts my head and blogging from my iphone is super hard so I had a couple of MONSTER diet coke's {bad, I know!} and wait for JJWT to use his hi-tech boy brian to make it work again, and now I am going CRAZY catching up on all my emails and blogs and twitters and internets! CRAZY!

Anyways, super humbling bc I was seriously sooooo sad about not blogging and all of the sudden my trial just pailed in comparison. Not even kidding, as soon as it got fixed, I right away got just saw Lynzii's latest activities email and there were only three explanation points!
in the whole thing!
and zee-ro smileys!

I guess I'd choose internet trouble over such obvious debilifying depression.

25 comments:

Sarah said...

You're right, she's clearly depressed. Time for some service!!! Carby, fatty casserole maybe??? With a side of brownies!!!

I am clearly NOT depressed!!!

thecapitall said...

*snort*

Beth said...

Oh poor thing. Maybe just is infertile like you were for a week.

Bless her heart

Frau said...

Sad!

Maybe you should bring her back the shoes she brought you. Tell her they're too big. That ought to cheer her up.

Sarah said...

Wow! I would hate to be debbilifyingly depressed! :(

You should give her some service by showing her how happy and perfect your life is! Maybe that would inspire her!

my stay-at-home-momma drama said...

This blog makes me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cat Glazner said...

Totally! Seriously NO smiley's?!?! what is she? Full on depression? Maybe you should take her some prozac to let her know you care. Great service projecT!

Jessi said...

Uhh, TAMN, not to be a nag, but isn't it about time for a "What I'm Thankful For" post?? Srsly, it's important to show ppl how humble and grateful you are while at the same time subtly illustrating how great your life is, how much cool stuff you have, and how many home improvement projects you're able to do!

missOlea said...

Took me a while to figure out debbilifying... sometimes I worry that reading TAMN will actually lose me IQ points.

Kristen said...

"hi-tech boy brain"...LOL!!!!
Lynzii is probably feeling the pressure of getting those Ward Christmas party decorations done. I mean, we're almost done with August and she hasn't even started the darling centerpieces you designed but delegated to her so she could serve rightously.

Nikki said...

missOlea, wouldn't you sacrifice IQ points for explanation points??

Ariel said...

Sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

Mom D said...

Who wouldn't be depressed not equaling you're fabulusness?

BreAnn said...

Explanation points- laaawwwwl! Debilifying, oh dear, this post fills me with mirth.

letter gal said...

Almost spit Diet Coke on my screen!

"high tech boy brian"

Poor Linzii. It's got to be bad if your trial pails in comparison. You are so compashunit, a real roll modle for the rest of us.

You know if I were suffering from debilifying depression such as the depths Linzii is ob-v going thru, I'm not sure if I could cough up one or two explanation points. That's why I say you are such a roll modle for us.

Bless you, TAMN (and you didn't even sneeze) for showing us what we can become if we hold on to the wod - of cash we hide away for some "me stuff". Your the best.

dharvey said...

Oh, computer trails are the worst ! So greatful that boys have different brains from girls and can get math and computers. Blue brains much better than pink brains. Thats good that you are back on the interwebs now. Love you, XOXO.

Mom D said...

You should show her some come passionate service by counsiling her that regular depression is from a chemistry inbalance in your brain and drugs and talking to a councilor help a lot, but debilifying depression is prolly caused by sin so she needs to think riotous thouhgts so she can be more riotous and then she won't have debilifying depression no more.

Erin said...

on the other hand... depression always leads to weight gain. If this is left to its own devices, soon she'll be on her way to obesity and you'll be the fairest one of all.

Bring her some chocolate cake.

The Cook Nook said...

*frownsmile* Lynzii gives you so much to be grateful for! But I agree with Jessi ^, I need to hear more about YOUR way fun life. What's been going on with the twinners?
Holly

Crystal said...

am i the only one wondering what happened to your baby??!? I thought you were prego?!

Kat Green said...

You just keep those exaltation points coming, girlfriend. Lynzii will have to look out for herself. She was prolly just bummed because she had not heard from you during your trail.

Leah Rimsey said...

I am a little afraid to ask.

Was the activity's email...centered?

Miss Frazzled said...

debilifying - sounds like a Sarah Palin word

Renny said...

When I read things like this I can't tell how much you just make up on your own and how much you steal from other people.
"Zion." (Stabs eyes.)
Sometimes I hate people.
Srsly so "greatful" (that's how you spell that right TAMN?" in Utah.

Eve said...

I {heart} that the
absence of exxess
explanation points
and smileys = depression.