Happy anniversary to ME! Well, us, but whatever.

LOLOMGWTFLDSBBQ! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME! This day brings back a literal flood of pure, wholesome, unsullied joyful love magic memories. Marriage is COMPLETE BLISS and we have had non-stop fun since we married! No, since we met! No, since we were BORN! No, since the PRE-MORTAL EXISTENCE! Couldn’t get any funner. Memory lane, here we come!!

It was basically a kick-A fairy tale day I swear. Planning my wedding (JJWT always calls it “ours” but whatever) was the third hardest thing I’ve EVER done, after that semester of hair school/college when I took 12 hours…ugh!...and also after I read THREE HUGE BOOKS in one day when I became obsessed with and hardcore addicted to this GORGEOUS fake vampire! Anyways, despite the stress, everything worked out PERFECT and most important, I did good at looking smokin’ hot (in an uplifting way) and way drop dead sexy gorgeous and literally every single person that saw me told me I belonged in a magazine for sure and let’s be honest, they were right!!! My BFF from hair school and 10 other bridesmaids helped me make sure my tiara and vale and face sparkles were SO stinkin’ perfect, while my OTHER 10 bridesmaids ironed my clothes for the honeymoon, and my OTHER 10 bridesmaids prepared the photofetti (teensy pics of us to throw at me when I left that night!! HEAVEN ON EARTH), while my little sisters and younger girl cousins rubbed my feet and fed me grapes…seriously, so cool.

So, blahblahblah, ceremony, blahblahblah, time for PITCHERS! I came out for pics and there was TONS of brides out there, which not to be rude but I was TICKED cuz I’d reserved all the rooms under fake names so we could be the ONLY ones, but some brats snuck through, which was a huge trial for me so I prayed for patience. Anyone who knows me at all knows that I HATE to be mean, but I had to tell them to move it or lose it since after all, it was MY WEDDING DAY. Plus, my ring (my dad gave JJWT the diamond and then he spent tons of his pest control/security systems money on the setting I had designed in 8^th grade and been sleeping with it under my pillow since girls camp 2002) AND tiara (which my mom brought home from Italy way before I got engaged and then told JJWT to get crackin' because she didn't see what the hold up was now that I had my tiara) AND my rhinestone flip-flops were glittering in the incredibly perfect sunny sunshine and couldn’t be more beautiful (at least, that’s what everyone said).

Then, my RECEPTION = AWESOME. We invited 2500 people and every single one of them came!!! My cake was GINORMOUS, unique and romantic and exspecially special. After the reception and the photo-fetti, it was time for our H-moon, so we hopped on a plane (first class--thanx again dad!!!) and we went to Hawaii were we stayed in a family condo we have there and took thirty thousand pics (all appropriate!!! :)). JJWT learned to surf, I learned to hula, we ate special fish and went snorkeling and bought pineapples and got way tan. Oh, and Pearl Harbor…total downer! But then we went to a luau and I totally forgot about it.

Anyways, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME! My wedding day is such a blur so I forgot tonz and tonz of details…but you were there! What do YOU remember??! Love you!

Oh, and you, too, JJWT.

happy anniversary wife

Hey everybody. It's me, JJWT.

TAMN & I got married two years ago today. It was awesome. Great day and she looked smokin' hot. Minus a couple meltdowns the day rocked. The reception was nuts. I was ready to hit the road. And the sack. Hahahaha. Our honeymoon was freakin' sweet. Happy anniversary, babe.


She said this year I could plan whatever I wanted. So I did. Booked a tee time. She was ticked. So I told her to plan whatever and we'd just say it was my idea. The plan was to fly to SLC for PF Changs and Anniversary Inn tonight, Pal tomorrow, cruise to the Bahamas after my internship. Sweet right?


Too bad she started the Master Cleanse this week. Sick. She's just hurling and shizzing. So gross. What the resched. My tee time's back on. Booyah.

Happy 2, babe.

Oh-Eight was 1rst rate!

CAN YOU BELIEVE ITS NEW YEARS' EVE! Seriously!? This year zipped by!! Just for journaling purposes let me list...

MY YEAR IN REVIEW:

• I started mY bLoG!
  
• Became wive's club president slash first lady of the law/biz/med/dental school
  
• Got called to lead slash inspire all the Mia Maids and magnified the crud out of it!
  
• WE GOT PREGGO!!! THEN found out my fertile womb garden was growing TWIN FETI planted by JJWT's righteous seed.
• I had my FIRST ANNIVERSARY!
  
• We got straight As in school!!
• Got an expensive camra and started a photog biz w/ no skills or experience!! ADVENTURE!
• mastered the frownsmile and yoga-laties
  
• Developed a bumload of charity by attending Ruth's wedding and reaching out (mentally) to Lynzii
• Selflistly gave advice to the less fortunate spinsties in my life and helped everyone not panick over the economies.
  
• Started twittering and made awesome facebook friends (LOVE YOU GUYS!)
• Used my many talents to make this blog-pitcher college:

Not to be self-centered but what have been YOUR favorite parts of my year??? Ok, or your's, but, mostly mine. Love you! Hope you have fun w/ your RedBox slash Netflix tonite or the 1 party your going to be at, we'll be at like 7. So fun!!

happy almost new year!