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Just in case your's didn't come in the mell yet, and just bc EVERYONE'S been asking, here's a little something we sent out to celebrate the true meaning of Christmas...
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We are sooo excited to slide down the baby slide from heaven and emerge from our mommy's teensy blessed womb next year!! We were joyfully conceived July 6, 2008 around 10 PM. One of us is a babe and one of us is a stud and we are SO exited for our lifes!! (Mommy rilly wanted to include darling pics of us from the 7-D mega-sound but Grumpy No-Fun Daddy said it was "weird" too show her insides to everyone we know so you'll
have to wait to see us in rill life!!) Daddy hasn't gained an ounce and has straight As in law/biz/med/dental school AGAIN and is probably going to be put into the bishopric like any day now, thanx to Mommy's help and dedication to him and us and her outstanding rain as Prez of the Wives' Club where she just gives and gives.
Even tho she's way preggers, everyone says Mommy is as hot as ever, and she rocks the crap out of planning, photographing and then permanently arranging said photographs of our kajillion vaycays! With our fam there is NEVER A DULL MOMENT and Daddy spoils Mommy rotten like a princess made of pure, pure heavily scented gold!
Mommy's cute MiaMaids lurve her examples and she's always looking for service opp's like with our poor frumpers almost-Auntie Ruth. Don't forget the reason for the season! Her neighbor presents were like forty times better than everyone elses AGAIN this year and yes, Mommy still fits in her high school snuggy jeans! Hope you guys are doing awesome, bummer about the divorce. Heart! Holly berrys! Giddy love,
TAMN & JJWT's Feti
December 2008
Best Year Ever
(then we dropped this li'l card in & on the back it has all the info bc to help out during the holiday's, we've kept all our wedding registries uptadate)
53 comments:
Thanks for the update. I love that it is from the Feti's perspective!
Merry Christmas, TAMN! Thanks for the reminders for the reason of the season!
When are you going to let us know about baby name ideas?
SO CREATIVE from the feti's perspective!
LOVE IT!
but wait, where are the stamps??
Holiday registry cards!
Why the CRUD didn't I read this before I sent MINE out!??! What a great idih.
Once again your awesomeness and spechul creativeness has totally blown away all the other Christmas letters I got this year...including the one that I got from truly spechul people in my life like my own son and DIL.
"Mega-sound" just made me snort.
TAMN, sometimes you're so accurate, it scares me.
I think I'm going to make it through my day now - thanks TAMN! I love how honest your feti are! I just hope your way awesome life doesn't bum everyone out. If it does they can just go get some fro-yo and start CTRing. :) Because that always works.
I lurve Christmas letters, especially the seriously so humble kind!
So glad I know the exact day and time of your conception!!! So glad to know it is appropriate to put it in "are" Christmas newsletters!
P.S. - I would really LOVE to see a TAMN baby regsitry! Let me know when you register - I just HAVE to check it out - FRILLS!
"Hope you guys are doing awesome, BUMMER ABOUT THE DIVORCE??"
Just sprayed cola out my nose. Good hell, I love this blog.
perfection
Seriously, have you told your stud or babe to push one of mine down the slide yet? I'm waaaaiiitting!
I am so amazed that your feti wrote that Christmas card!! I'm so lame I don't even have one. Why? Cause I have no babies or feti in my belly! How boring of a Christmas card would that be? "Jaren farmed and grew some yummy potatoes this year and Whitney fulfilled three semesters of school without dropping out. Both huge accomplishments. The End."
I love your different colors and fonts, it looks so festive and creative, like you scrapbooked it.
Oh. My. Word.
Your so lucky that you can go on all those vacays and JJWT can still keep straight As in school. Have a seriously so blessed Christmas!
"Hope you guys are doing awesome, sorry about the divorce."
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! This is SO the best blog ever!!
Super classy! I'm so excited about your letter that I almost wrote alternating caps and lowercase... but I just can't bring myself to do it.
Thanks for the peak of the so seriously awesome Christmas card.
"Bummer about the divorce." Classic.
Sometimes I just read your blog and laugh so hard I want to die. This was one of those times. Thanks for the cheer up!
TAMN- I love the letter- and from the Feti=brilliant! Luv ya!
i love that you added the conception date and time. it adds a real personal touch.
Wouldn't giving birth out of a *teensy* blessed womb kinda....you know...hurt?
You blog and send out darling (AND SPIRICHAL!) Christmas letters? All of this while being preggers and still fitting into your high school "snuggy" jeans? You're going straight to heaven Tamn.
what thedorable!!! omh tamn you have the sweetest feti ever!!! merry christmas!!! i hope you can get some rest after sending all of those out!!!
What happens when you send the Christmas letter to Ruth?
I really like the gift registry cards. They're so cute! What a great idea! You're always on the fore-front of awesome ideas, TAMN! And yeah... bummer about that divorce, huh.
your feti's are geniuses!
Wow, that's so nice of you to be all empathetic and even STILL SEND CHRISTMAS LETTERS to people who got, you know, (eensy weensy voice) *divorced*. You're so spirichal, TAMN!
I love when people tell me when their children were conceived. Please, tell me more.
{cleaning throw up out of the mac keyboard} time and date, really? I know I thought I wanted to know every detail about your perfect life but I guess not.
7-D? Man, mine was only in 5-D. They really pulled out all the stops for your speshal feti, TAMN! Have a blessed TAMNmas! I mean, Christmas!
7-D? Man, mine was only in 5-D. They really pulled out all the stops for your speshal feti, TAMN! Have a blessed TAMNmas! I mean, Christmas!
Good call on the registry card.
And do you think it would be weird to send a 3D picture of my uterus with our Christmas card, even though I'm not pregnant? I didn't think so.
Best lettr EVER!! I'm def printing it out to hang with the other (lame, uncreative) cards and letters on my wall. Can I have a pitchure of you for my mantil?
TAMN, I love all your bad grammer.. it really does give such a nice touch. Merry Christmas!
Ahhh, it's just not Christmas without the "Holiday Brag Letter"...you nailed it. Oh, and nice touch with the unborn writing it, too!
Duh-arling.
Omg. Guess where I am going for Chrismas?
*GASP* CALI! I know right.
But, I hope your Chrismas is as totes awesome as mine.
:D
B.t.w. Omg. Your feti are going to be the, hottest little angels! :D
Yay!
love the feti's persepctive. haha. that was funny. and i'm glad you still fit into your highschool snuggy jeans!
I love it! BUT "I don't mean to be rude", but I have been following your blog for quite some time and have yet to hear about any of these vaycays . . . I mean my DH (dear hubby) is in biz skool and we've gone on 3 since September. Have you had to cut back?!?!? just wondering (and since I said I didn't mean to be rude, you can't be fended right?)
I love this blog.
You could write Christmas letters for a living. Yours is way cool.
bummer about the divorce just might be your best line yet.
You deserve it, TAMN! You ARE heavily scented gold!
Would you PLEASE make a registry for us to look at? There are so many funny registry things. Like the $30 oven mitt my cousin registered for?
If you ever stop blogging, a part of me will die inside.
If you ever stop blogging, a part of me will die inside.
OMG Tamn, your feti are genious' they can already write, are they like Renesme and they can tell you their thoughts and everything?
Just like everyone else, I am dying over the "bummer about the divorce" line. Funniest line by a mile. And nice call on writing from the feti's perspective. My sister's been doing it since she had her first. Yeah, still doing it - even though he's 13 now. Nice touch.
Thanx for your example of humility and gracious reminder of the reason for the season. Very celestial, if I do say so!
I have to confess, I really love the Wilson Phillips song.
I'm keeping my eyes pilled for your letter to arrive in the mell.
TAMN,
That is the awesomest holiday update ever. SO much more fun than the rill life ones. SO much more creative. Your feti are genyuses.
Merry Christmas!!!!
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