You're rilly grossing me out with your intimite posts -- I'd rather just here you hint about you're S-E-X (not bad because I spelt it out) life. Question. Is your bra filled with gel and padding so your nunga-nungas heave deliciously over the top? Because let me tell you, when my angelbiscuit sees several inches of greying mesh swelling over the top of my heart-strewn bra he can scarcely contain himself.
nude here. Not my body, duh! the color. Had to wear a white shirt for work today. TOTAL PLAIN FRUMPNESS. Maybe for 10 minutes I should change and then i can say Teal with sequins. Hott-tay!
Ugh. I purposely didn't post in my fb status because I've got on a white nursing bra (size 36 double G or something) and it is NOT Isabella Oliver OR hotMilk...
Shouldn't you be wearing a nursing bra? Have you been lying to us about how long you have been lactating? I guess your babies will just have to live with average smartness and healthfulness *frownsmile*
Haha Mhana you are freaking hilarious!!! I couldn't bring myself to post anything on fb since I'm fb friends with my brother and former bishop... awkward!!
I read your blog every day, first thing, because then I know what to talk about to all my friends the rest of the day. Sooo graetful that you post early in the day!! (Anything before noon IS early, isn't it?)
Such a fabulous idea. My yawners friends wanted me to run a triathalon or 5K or something else I couldn't do in heels. AND I'd have to hit up my friends/ favorite businesses for donations like I'm on welfare or something.
I'm glad to know that I can do just as much by saying it's black, lacy and see-through. (Which means it needs a good bleaching but not going to get it because it's falling apart but whatever!)
I agree with Cary and Karl, where did you get the awesome nursing bra? I put grey down for mine since I wore a grey sports top/bra to the gym, but have been stuck in BORING white since my little dude won't wean himself (he is 15m, for crying out loud!). It is heartbreaking that I am missing VS semiannual sale b/c I don't know what size I will be and how much padding I will need once I am back to my new normal. I know, TMI.
Yours sounds way cute and trendy! I put silver cause I was so happy I was wearing a cute one, even though that means my in-laws, parents, and former YW leaders saw!
The bra color status thing is really dumb. First, I don't know why you'd want to make people think of you in your underwear. Second, how is it supposed to raise awareness for breast cancer? Hardly anyone knew what it was for, just that it was a chance to show off how "cute" their bra was.
My hubby saw my message, so he posted his status as Nude. Clever, clever.
I am sad to report I didn't post... lame, I know. Its just that my girls clothes are personal... I mean, who knows what someone would think... scandalous.
Mine was provocative lacy-red. size D.
ReplyDeleteI know what you're talking about! Yeah. I'm in the cool group now.
ReplyDeleteOf course it does.
ReplyDeleteHa! That is too funny. Mine says White
ReplyDeleteOf coarse it does. You would never be just plane old black, TAMNers! Do you get them from Etsy?
ReplyDeleteVintage. You are awesome.
ReplyDeleteI just love knowing the status of your underwear.
And mine says white. Good girl!
ReplyDeleteyou would. hahahaha LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteSpot on hilarious!
ReplyDeletewell, at least you are wearing one. because when i updated my color, i wasn't.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
ReplyDeleteyou put my purple polka dots to shame...
ReplyDeleteI love you. Srsly.
ReplyDeleteYou're rilly grossing me out with your intimite posts -- I'd rather just here you hint about you're S-E-X (not bad because I spelt it out) life. Question. Is your bra filled with gel and padding so your nunga-nungas heave deliciously over the top? Because let me tell you, when my angelbiscuit sees several inches of greying mesh swelling over the top of my heart-strewn bra he can scarcely contain himself.
ReplyDeleteOh, fer freak. Unfortunately, I do know what you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteHaha...oh thanks for that!!
ReplyDeleteMy fave is nude.
ReplyDeletenude here. Not my body, duh! the color. Had to wear a white shirt for work today. TOTAL PLAIN FRUMPNESS. Maybe for 10 minutes I should change and then i can say Teal with sequins. Hott-tay!
ReplyDeleteMine would say red, but I'm refusing to post anything on facebook right now.
ReplyDeleteWhite for me--with the g's anything else just looks a little odd.. sorry
ReplyDeleteI bet Ruth's says "nothing." Or at least "gray flannel."
ReplyDeleteI chose not to answer. But thanks for letting me know, sounds astounding. Really, it does...
ReplyDeletemine says pink!
ReplyDeleteUgh. I purposely didn't post in my fb status because I've got on a white nursing bra (size 36 double G or something) and it is NOT Isabella Oliver OR hotMilk...
ReplyDeleteWho starts these things? Seriously.
ReplyDeleteYeah! The first post in the last three that I have KNOWN what you are talking about! I feel cool...until I admit that I put "white".
ReplyDeleteI'm still not sure how that raises breast cancer awareness...breast awareness, for sure, but not breast cancer awareness. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteI thought you were nursing!!? Where do you shop?
ReplyDeleteI love this. Oh TAMN, you make me happy.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! This has to be one of my favorite TAMNers posts ever.
ReplyDeleteEV. ER.
Oh my gosh... Mine's just black. *frownsmile*
ReplyDeleteShouldn't you be wearing a nursing bra? Have you been lying to us about how long you have been lactating? I guess your babies will just have to live with average smartness and healthfulness *frownsmile*
ReplyDeleteOMG ME TO
ReplyDeleteI was too embarrassed to put white and pink nursing...
ReplyDeletemhana, you just about made me choke on my postum! nah, i really drink coffee because i'm evil incarnate as the nonmenber. but so so funny!
ReplyDeleteDirty white. It was laundry day.
ReplyDeleteHaha Mhana you are freaking hilarious!!! I couldn't bring myself to post anything on fb since I'm fb friends with my brother and former bishop... awkward!!
ReplyDeleteGood, I was a little worried it would be something boring!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteso funny.
Freakin Hilarious!!
ReplyDeletethank you for mocking the bra phenomenon. Can we get back to the regularly useless status updates now???
ReplyDeleteI read your blog every day, first thing, because then I know what to talk about to all my friends the rest of the day. Sooo graetful that you post early in the day!! (Anything before noon IS early, isn't it?)
ReplyDeleteSuch a fabulous idea. My yawners friends wanted me to run a triathalon or 5K or something else I couldn't do in heels. AND I'd have to hit up my friends/ favorite businesses for donations like I'm on welfare or something.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to know that I can do just as much by saying it's black, lacy and see-through. (Which means it needs a good bleaching but not going to get it because it's falling apart but whatever!)
So glad I reminded you...that WAS almost sooo embarrassing! lol.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it awesome that the world provides you with such low-hanging fruit?
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously so many of the girls said white. Ugh who wears WHITE ones anymore? How frumpy!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Cary and Karl, where did you get the awesome nursing bra? I put grey down for mine since I wore a grey sports top/bra to the gym, but have been stuck in BORING white since my little dude won't wean himself (he is 15m, for crying out loud!). It is heartbreaking that I am missing VS semiannual sale b/c I don't know what size I will be and how much padding I will need once I am back to my new normal. I know, TMI.
ReplyDeleteI didn't dare post mine-tan-because it was boring, oh and my dad and brother are my friend :) tmi
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh.
ReplyDeleteLaughing OUT LOUD.
that was msg my husband call my sister FUNNY
Yours sounds way cute and trendy! I put silver cause I was so happy I was wearing a cute one, even though that means my in-laws, parents, and former YW leaders saw!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!
ReplyDeleteLove that I am in cool club!~
ReplyDeleteYAY!
I put traditional white. Virginal and sexy. Whoo Whoo
My status says, "None of your business".
ReplyDeleteIt really does say that. (I thought it sounded better than "once white, now a dingy gray".)
Also, I can't wait to hear what they come up with for prostate cancer awareness. (Really I can wait.)
ReplyDeleteVintage? So like you have pointy b00bs now? Gross.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness we're fb friends.
ReplyDeleteBaby pink!
ReplyDeletehttp://juliamaypearce.blogspot.com/
The bra color status thing is really dumb. First, I don't know why you'd want to make people think of you in your underwear. Second, how is it supposed to raise awareness for breast cancer? Hardly anyone knew what it was for, just that it was a chance to show off how "cute" their bra was.
ReplyDeleteMy hubby saw my message, so he posted his status as Nude. Clever, clever.
ReplyDeleteI am sad to report I didn't post... lame, I know. Its just that my girls clothes are personal... I mean, who knows what someone would think... scandalous.
Pink...but it used to be white. That's what happens when you wash red socks with your whites. And Mhana, I read this site JUST for your commentS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNothing like jumping at the opportunity to reveal your bra color to your dad, brother, bishop and home teachers. Thank you FB memes!
ReplyDeleteOver garmies? Gross, what's the point?
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