Love you guys

Oh my gosh guys, miss you SO much! For sure still LOVING LIFE and having NON-STOP FUN and I didn't get chubs or the rona and I'm still hair-smart not booksmart, BUT can I just say, the other day was WIERD. Do you ever just look out at Pal and fill super empty inside, not in the skinny way but in the sad way, so you close your big ol eyes and quietly realize that filling deep down...

is you mIsSiNg thE dAyS whEn wE dId tHis to eMpHasIZe tHiNgS?! 

ME TOO. 

It's like, back in our own pioneer times, JJWT's and I's time in law/biz/medical/dental school, when we had to go INSIDE for cupcakes instead of drive thru cookies (bad I know) and my sassy tweens were just my sassy baby bump? THOSE. WERE. THE. DAYSSS. 

Remember that old saying, the only thing constant is Cafe Rio? SO TRUE. Where does the time, like, literally go!

Let me guess, you have like 6-8 kids now?
No and ew! Everyone knows 4 is the new 6, guys. I'm definitly hot, definitly righteous, defiantly fertile, but I'm not gross.

How big are your eyebrows now?
On a scale of one to ginorm, ginorm.

What's up with your frumpy SIL Ruth? 
Uggggh, I fill super bad for her, not only did she leave the church cuz pride but she also uses ZERO oils, didn't put her girls in dance AND has NEVER remodeled her kitchen, not even once. Super sad.

What have been the biggest changes in your life in the last decade since you blogged?
Seriously, honestly, literally, not much. My hair extensions got more aggressive, my hot boobs got a boost, plus we built a new house a couple times (don't mean to be rude, just saying, used houses bum me out), I DID MY RESEARCH and got way into conspiracy theories, but everything else is THE EXACT SAME as way back when, and that includes my face because #botox {stiff wink, stiff wink}

Tell us your views on racial justice and all the ongoing civil unrest, TAMN. 
Seriously, I LOVE black people. Both I've talked to have been darling. I hardly even see color but when I do, I'm all, CUTE! It bugs me when people say I need to "do" the "work" bc HELLO...I play Lizzo literally EVERY time I teach group fitness.

bLeSsInG uPdAtE ~ fiNaLLy!

I am soooo embarassed! Not only is it Friday and I'm just now writting about my babies's blessing on Sunday so I'm five days behind in my blog journal, but I was also SOOOO tired the other day that I accidentally used actual parinthesees, you know, ( ) instead of the cute ones { }.

i could just die! i want to die even thinking about it! plz none of you think I would ever do that on purpose, ok?? Promise?

Anyways, the blessing was sooo awesome. I was extra greatful I made Queenie & Glamma redo Alivyiah's dress that fourth time to have it look exactly like my wedding dress, totally worth all the guilting and tears, and thanx to the benadryll the twins didn't make a peep the whole time. We could NOT be happier...the ginorm shadows from Alivyiah's bow covered her baby zits and same w/ Tridger's fohawk so it worked out perfect!

I mean sure, {white teeth clench} my darling JJWT didn't follow the script I gave him as close as I would of wanted but he did awesome and spelled out the names after he said 'em

{A-l-i-v-y-i-a-h T-r-e-c-o-l-e & T-r-i-d-g-e-r K-a-e-g-r-i-n}

so everyone got to really ponder there uniqueness. Then I testified of our awesomeness by telling my birth story from the pulpit and then left during the closing song to get the mini-cupcakes ready.

so, so greatful.