November 30, 2010

SORRRRY!!!

Guys it's bin forever since I blogged, what the heck??? I know! So bad! Am way behind! Sorry for overload, let's play catchup!

gEnEraL TAMNeRs uPdAtE's

  • Giving thanx: Made a ginormous list of stuff I'm greatful for that'll really startle you with how cutely it mixes deep w/ dumb, like for ex, super greatful for book clubs, cute bra's, the atonement, pebble ice.
  • Thanxgiving it's self: Going to JJWT's house was half fun half bummer, fun bc I had the cutest boots on, bummer because poor Alivyiah and Tridger had to act interested in Ruth's baby and it's big bald head so finally I pretended to be sick so we could go to my actual family's house, which was way funner, then me and my mom made pie's while the boy's used big words, lol.
  • Snoowwwwww! Wow! JJWT is getting a TON of chances to use our shiney new snow blower. Wish that hunchback widdow next door would get out of bed and shovel hers, it looks so lumpy and gross next to our super neat one. Ever heard of self reliance?
  • This reminds me, aren't people who still have to shovel just sad? People who don't marry people who work as hard as my hubby so they don't have as much as me just brake my heart :(
  • The Big Game is my megafave bc AngelNougat stays outta my way while I make my e-wishlist and Alivyiah and Tridger play Wii, which reminds me, in case your prolly already shopping for me, just a head up, same Christmas policy as last year:
am only giving handmade, only accepting store boughten, {don't forget gift receipts :) }

39 comments:

BriannEm said...

Love! Like fer realsies.

Kristi said...

Lazy hunchback widow next door. She should be greatful to have neighbors like you to be an example so she'll get up and shovel her dirty snow. It would be terrible to help her with that cuz then she'll never learn to do anything for herself.

The Boob Nazi said...

I can't believe you even went to JJWT's family's house. What did he do to get you to do that?!?

April Annie said...

I have a hunchback widow lady next door too. Hate that her gross yard brings down my property value!
Lurve ya Tamn.

Rosanne said...

Well with all your Etsy stuffs and photog busy-ness, who could accept you to BUY anything, when what you can MAKE is wayyyyy better then something from boring old walmart!

Oh the widow comment - I hope that wasn't inspired by a real blog.

Mishqueen said...

Wow, I hate/love how close to reality your 3rd and 4th items are.

Ouch! I wish I could say I'd never heard that in real life!

Meagan said...

Loved the "What the festive" in the banner!

thecapitall said...

"cute bra's, the atonement, pebble ice."

I almost just peed my pants laughing! Gross, I know.

Laurie said...

Oh my word.

Grandma Cebe said...

Sorry TAMN. Hate to break your heart, but people who still use a snow blower are REALLY sad. What's the matter? Isn't JJWT earning enough money yet to pay for a service to come plow your mega driveway and shovel your walk? Sad, so sad.

Jamie said...

Hahaha! Made my day! Love you TAMN!

Shari said...

Hunchback widow.....so funny.

RATCH said...

Your "actual" family... LOL!

GladysIcanbee said...

OMH....I never thought someone would come up with (or try to) a way to use "cute bra's" and "the atonement" in the same sentens. i bow to your superiority and hotness.

Eve said...

I love that you went to "JJWT's house" and your "actual family's house" You two are cleaving so well!

Megz said...

Maybe you should have JJWT use the snowblower right outside her bedroom window late at night so she'd realize how inconsiderate she's being.

Megz said...

Maybe you should have JJWT use the snowblower right outside her bedroom window late at night so she'd realize how inconsiderate she's being.

Brittany said...

Hunchbacked widow is pure gold.
Also I do actually really like this Lady Gaga song.......

T said...

Love your Christmas policy...might adopt it as my own.

: ) Paula said...

Brilliant, as usual. Well done. I'm crowning you the official Satire Queen of Happy Valley.

Alli said...

Mixing deep with dumb! Oh TAMN, you make my day!

Frau said...

Sorry about the gross widow. I think that women really need to get it that just because they're getting old and have perspective it doesn't mean that they are allowed to be frumpadumpys.

She should meet the widow next door to me. She only has cute health problems like Celiac disease to keep her nice and trim.

Anna said...

LOL at "What the festive!" It's not "What the festive?" with a question mark, rather, it's an exclamation. Also, I knew you'd opt for fake sickies to get out of JJWT's house. That drive over to your "actual" family's house did *just* the trick to make you all better, huh? ::wink wink:: And how intelligent are your kiddos?! Already playing the Wii... lol.

Jessica said...

Four reasons why I love TAMN:

1-"actual family's house"

2- "me and my mom made pie's while the boy's used big words"

3- "Wish that hunchback widdow next door would get out of bed and shovel hers"

4- "Ever heard of self reliance?"

I think I tinkled in my cute pants.

Amber said...

You so understand how I feel about the inlaws...

Lisa said...

How come your cute little floating fetus is more than half-baked but you haven't blogged the ultrasound pics of its privates??

Sarah said...

I love that she's a widow, but it "brakes your heart" that she doesn't have a hubby as rich as yours. You're all class, Tamners.

Little Lovables said...

so depressed you still have the wii... ever heard of kinect? i bet even the hunchie widow next door has one, lol, still love your face anyways!!

ramsam said...

I'm so disappointed, i have had lights up for 2 days and no one has brought over treats yet. Why are people so self absorbed this year?

Sweet Em said...

Re the poll on the sidebar. I don't even know what "eternal" christmas shopping means but I'm prity sure that is what mine is. Merry Christmas (I would NEVER say Happy Holidays like a thiest)

myimaginaryblog said...

I love how if your posts don't make me feel frumpy and lame, your commenters will.

But they are right about the Kinect.

jdb in AZ said...

TAMNation! Your long and winding steep driveway really needs electrical warming coils under the pavement. Keeps the ice away so JJWT can get rid of the snowblower and use the extra storage space in the garage for your gourmet food storage. No snow removal means he can spend more time nuzzling with you, even tho you're already preggers.

Have you thought about natural childbirth at home? I just read about a woman who gave birth to a 10-lb kiddo in her bath tub. Oh, it was sanitary (sort of) cuz when she went into labor she got down on her hands and knees and scrubbed the tub between contractions. And none of those uppity down-there-drs who think the M.D. after their name stands for medical deity -- she had a midwife help her deliver. But that's o.k. cuz she's too righteous to have complications. Just think how much your twinners could learn as they watch their new sib get hatched into the world. unless they're so traumatized they'd never go near the bath tub again.

Anonymous said...

You are every reason I don't live in Zion (even though/especially because I grew up there). This is by far the funniest blog I have EVER read. Keep it coming! And I can't even list all the things that made me laugh in this post, but the highlights would be
"cute bra's, the atonement, pebble ice,"
"my ACTUAL family's house,"
"made pie's while the boy's used big words,"
"ever heard of self reliance?," "prolly"
and "store boughten."
You are just killing me here. It's pure genius. Like I said, keep it coming!

Kalola said...

You mean you live where it snows? How sad ... I thought for sure you lived in Hawaii. Shame on JJWT for exposing your pretty little preggo self to such frigid conditions.

The Cook Nook said...

Don't work about Livs and Tridger being "interested" in that excuse for a baby. I bet they were just shocked at its lack of hair, not "interested." Were your boots cute and furry? Next time just giggle about how your boots have more hair than Ruth's baby. :D
Lurve cute furry boots!

Token Asian Friend said...

I know it's not promoting 100% self reliance, but maybe, to be charitable, JJWT could let the widow borrow the snow blower.

Ashley said...

Widdows can be SUCH debbie downers...

Melinda in the Jello Belt said...

The line that made me laugh out loud was pretending interest in Ruth's baby and "it's big bald head."

Sabrena Suite-Mangum said...

I think people that use snow blowers should be illegal because it kills the environment...erm, they kill the environment.

Why do hate God's creation Tamn?

Don't you know that every time you use a snowblower a baby-seal gets clubbed, (or was it that a polar bear loses it's ice pad?)

What-ev.

The point is, you probably don't even compost.

Lame-ness....