Hey everybody! As you can tell by my little floating blog fetus, things are getting CRAZY around here! I am totally going to take a picture of myself EVERY DAY so you can all SEE how BIG and PREGO I am getting! Don’t worry though, I am for sure going to be totally cute and way skinny! I am also going to try and see if there is some kind of PAGEANT I can enter the baby in before it is even born! Maybe I can enter in ultrasound pics or something?!?!
I am so GREATFUL that I kept the commandments growing up so my righteous womb could be a worthy, fertile bed of soil for JJWT’s seed! If I had kept my second pair of earrings in, WHO KNOWS!?! SO thankful for the plan and since we will soon have a marriage license AND our adorable floating fetus’s birth certificate, it's like I'll totally have the degree in Family’n’Consumer studies that I never actually finished, so I can totally offer you advice on how to make you guyses marriage almost as good as JJWT’s and I’s!! I am...
seriously, so blessed.
For reals you guys, we are totally MFEO, and darling JJWT has always SPOILED ME ROTTEN. AAANNND he is totally supportive of all my crash diets! For example, he knows that when we go grocery shopping only to buy skim melk bc 1 percent totally bloats me! GROSS. Except the other day, we were at the store, and JJWT said he wanted to buy WHOLE MELK. Ew! I about died. He said he was sick of our house being full of non-fat dairy! And I was like, NO. So we got in a HUGE FIGHT right there in the grocery store, and I forgot to take my camera to the store, or I would have totally taken pitchers! Sad! But we were fighting in the store, and I was SOBBING, and I remembered what my mom always told me. She told me that “No man is worth your tears, and the man who is will NEVER make you CRY!” And I totally started paniking! If JJWT is THE ONE, why was he making me cry??? Oh my meltdown!
So right then and there, I called my mom--EMERGENCY!!--and told her I was FREAKING OUT, and she told me that it wasn’t JJWT who was making me cry, it was probably just the Red Mango/Pinkberry/Spoon Me I ate with her that morning that had non-organic fruit in it and was making me sick! Good thing the fruit of our loins IS organic unlike whatever made me sick! Anyways, she said it was either that, or I was ovulating! So giddy to hear that! So to make a long story short, it DEFINITELY wasn’t JJWTs fault. Phew! I decided to make one more SACRIFICE and give JJWT the melk he wanted because I'm an unselfish giver!! He was so greatful that when we decided to try that night for our baby and the details are so private and so special but we totally conceived THAT INSTANT! Pure magic. I felt it and everything! I haven’t ACTUALLY taken a prego test yet…because I don't NEED to. I just KNOW because THAT’S how in tune I am, and that is why our marriage totally works! SACRIFICE.