Materialism makes me cry.
Nice degree!
The DTD freaks me out.
I need a mini personal vaycay.
Those are all reader suggestions for hot new tees and guess what, it's time to stop FREAKING OUT about how much awkward hottie Mikey Phelps eats (TWELVE THOUSAND calries?? A DAY?? ew ew ew!! I don't even eat that in a month...blechy!) and submit your OWN idea for the next TAMNers-inspired t-shirt, either in the comments or electro-mail to seriouslysoblessed at yahoo dot com. The winner gets their own free one AND lifetime bragging rights not to mention the personal satisfaction that comes from being both darling and hillarious. BAAA!! Love you too!
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- Seriously, so blessed!
- Hi everybody!!! My name is Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole and I am married to Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor, and we have non-stop fun all the time and are LOVING married life! We are super busy but we still love to make time for fun stuff and we just love being married and living our awesome lives. I LOVE crafts (especially stamps and homemade jewelry) and he loves sports. I went to hair school/teach 2nd grade and now we just finished law/dental/business/medical school! So hard! But being in law/dental/business/medical school was really fun for me because there are tons of wive's clubs like bridge club, book club, walking club. Pretty awesome! In March '09' we had the hottest twins ever, named very unique: Alivyiah TreCole and Tridger Kaegrin. Love you guys!! If you have anything you want me to blog about, puh-LEASE let me know at seriouslysoblessed at gmail.com.
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110 comments:
A maternity shirt that says "Preggo My Egg"
I mean "Preggo my Eggo"
HAHA!! The DTD one is genius.
for a guy's shirt:
"You're nice, but could you TAMN it up a little?"
I heard that Mikey eats 18000-20000 calorie a day.
How about "I heart modest bikinis"?
"Wanna nuzzle?"
If that's too risque, the materialism makes me cry is good and I would totally wear the mini personal vaycay one. You are one funny girl.
"Greatful to be considered for RS Prez!"
Make sure it's powder blue (pink is OVER) and super super tight.
ha ha...somthing that starts with "Oh my..." and then enter a random word, like meltdown, cheesecake, photosynthesis, whatever. I shouldn't make fun of that, because I say that all the time. In fact, I think I started that annoying trend. But I'm really humble about it, of course! Oh my awkward!
That's a good one Jessie! I think it would be funnier to campaign for someone else though, so people don't think you're serious. You should do a "Vote JJWT for Elder's Quorum President!" shirt! It'll still have to be blue and super tight though! :)
SUMMER & SUNSHINE = TANS and JJWT!!
How about, "Are you single? It might be because you're a brunette. Sad."
I'm sure no one would be offended by that.
I like the "Oh my _____!" or the I Heart Modest Bikinis.
No, I HEART those ideas!
there's gotta be a shirt about Yvette (Spinsty)!!!
Poor Yvette.
Cheer Up Yvette, Your Friends With Me!
I went from a Yvette to a TAMN just by visiting seriouslysoblessed.com
Somebody clever come up with something...I dont need the glory, I just want a hilarious Yvette T-shirt to buy!!
how about "i heart marshmallow guns"
Another vote for "Preggo my Eggo."
or "i'm off diet coke"
I'M OFF DIET COKE! Genius! I also like the Yvette idea, and I think a plain old
"Poor Yvette."
would be hilarious.
Another vote for Preggo my Eggo, and new votes for "What adorable knowledge," and "My bump, my bump, my lovely baby bump," but the last one for sure needs to be a maternity shirt I really need cutsie gifts for my preggo friends from their spinsty friend.
"bite me"
I heart edward.
all of these are so funny.
i love the "you're nice and all but could you TAMN it up a little?"
i love all the "yvette" ideas too
How about a prego shirt "hottest fetus ever!" I also love "what adorable knowledge"
I heart my young womens (or young womenz)
OMGosh
EW! Sinning is the worst!
If it weren't for the pioneers, we wouldn't even HAVE a Gateway.
Something involving GNOs!!! Like
GNOs rock my socks!
SAD!!!
Ha ha! Hottest Fetus Ever, that is great, I would totally wear that!
How about a really baggy shirt that says,
"I'm a frumpy hott mess"
So I can wear it every day someday when I'm prego and when I'm trying to get rid of the post baby weight and when I really am feeling like a frumpy hot mess.
MThis one is for hubbys. aybe it would work out better on a reminderband
WWJJWTD?
My oven has a bun in it!
or
I'm preggo, weird I know
I totally need one of these shirts, NOW! I'm only going to be preggo for one more month... But being the good wife that I am, more seed will plant the gardenbed in years to come.
I am wetting my pants over "Hottest Fetus Ever!" It makes me want to be pregnant so I can wear one!
What about "Talk about a tender mercy!"
or
"Betting: it's practically porn."
Oh and PS - what up with the Chinese gymnasts? Are they toddlers or teenagers? It's anybody's guess, but I still think they're practically fetuses.
"My TAMN = SSB"
another vote for "poor yvette."!
what does DTD mean?
oooh or maybe one for all the single ladies: "i have a darling mom". :)
"How do ugly people fit into the plan?"
I vote for:
"I'm nourishing a righteous seed in my fertile gardenbed"
How about "Hot SAHM" or "I heart BUNCO" or maybe, "This is what happily ever after looks like"
I think a simple "Angel Loaf" would suffice!
The maternity shirt ideas rock my socks!
Also, what about
"Blessings are the BEST!"
"Shriek out!!!"
Or "Don't talk to me, I'm on my (.)"
DTD = "Down There" Doc, aka Gyno (ewwww!) :)
"BAAAAAAA!"
"I heart thelypmics and mikey phelps!" or "my JJWT is an 8 gold man just like mikey phelps!"
I am FP free
My mom is hot
I heart lipsmackers
I am a law/business/medical/dental school widow
totally cute + totally fun = totally adorable!
"Me+TAMN=Besties,"
"Do not let it stay, unless it is a Frownsmile-Duh!"
"Frownsmiles make me happy"
"Yvette+EC=Seriously so Blessed!!"
"A marvelous J-TAM is about to come forth" (with arrow pointing to supper cute prego belly)
"Yvette=Sadest/EW/Boring life EVER!"
"It's not a lie if it catches the guy"
Good luck You seriously rock TAMN!
High maintenance girls give me SUCH a ginormous headache.
"Phelps is my eternal companion."
I actually came up with something waaay better for the frownsmile thing, so I would like to correct my mistake/oops/mess-up
"I heart frownsmiles"
my votes go to (in order of how much i think they're amazing):
•poor yvette
•i need a mini personal vaycay
•materialism makes me cry
•what adorable knowledge
•jjwt for eq prez!
•AngelLoaf
also, maybe you could sell us like, framed copies of the very personal and specially sacred poems you write to jjwt, and print them on that totally artistic photo you took eight trips to hawaii ago of your adorable (and skinny!) footprint in the sand. that pic is seriously so spiritchul and would bring out the sacred-love-ness of the poems even more and then we could feel that totally amazing spirit in our very own condo/townhouse/mini-mansions.
and ps, bunko was so fun!! i loved wearing my angel-bundt-cake's novelty belt buckle with my modest bikini and giant cowboyboots and hearing all about how great it is to be preggo!! totally made me forget all about me and frostedangel's years of infertility!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Maternity shirt:
You already squoze it -
hands off!
I can't come up with new ones - I'm so lame! But I like these:
'Nice degree!'
'I Heart _____'
'Oh my hotness/cuteness/whatever'
'JJWT for EQP!'
'TAMN + JJWT 4EVER!'
and another vote for 'Poor Yvette'
Heart you! I'm totally buying a shirt!
I am not a Polygamist, but my Sister Wife is.
You are my Token Fat Friend.
nice degree!
Mommy loves Bunco!
The obvious answer is
"Seriously So Blessed"
Then there are my other faves....
"saddest/most boring life ever"
"If only he knew about the Plan"
"I'm hair smart"
"proper use of comma's somehow eludes me"
"He's WAY Spiritchal"
"My future kids will probably be gifted"
"Mommy loves Bunco; Baby loves Orville"......pregnant or not, I almost
wet myself reading that....and I was at WORK! :)
I think you should make one that says "I've only eaten prenates, Orbitz and lite microwave pawcorn for the last 3 days"
A bigger fan than I you can knot find, but you do have your haters and I think you should let them have their say.
How about, DAMN TAMN
I wish you were as blessed as me
Bunco nite at Cheesecake!
Wanna lose weight while preggers? Ask me how
Follow me to Gateway
I heart themes
HAZARD IN THE HORIZONTAL!
SPLENDA FOR PRESIDENT!!
I heart my husband's future job
My life is a kick-A fairy tale
fro-yos: like cocaine, but cheaper, legal, and not against the plan.
Individual thought is kind of beyond me
JJWT has broughten sexy back
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My favorites of those listed so far are:
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How to ugly people fit into the plan?
Angel Loaf
materialism makes me cry
and the poineers/gateway one is good,
And the modest bikinis one
But "Where's my JJWT?" is I think my very favorite (which is already a super-cute modestly tight teeshirt)
2 cute
+2 be
=4 gotten
"Hot N' Humble"
"I would be ungrateful if..."
"Without a shadow of a doubt"
"Are you one of the 3 Nephites?"
"Merica rocks!"
"Whatevs"
"Queen of Church"
"My fetus can beat up your fetus"
I'll be back with more suggestions...This is the best day of my life.
How about "So hot even a hairy spider couldn't resist!"? That's one of my favorite lines from this blog ever.
You should just do one that says:
TAMN IT!
"luckily I happen to be in tune"
there are some awesome/amazing/inspired ideas but for reals the best would have to be ... hottest fetus ever! Because you know it is... its a product of TAMN & JJWT duh!
I heart my hotness!
I love "hottest fetus ever!" So funny!
I love:
OMGosh
Poor Yvette
TAMN IT
"You're nice, but could you TAMN it up a little?"
"I'm a frumpy hott mess"
I need a mini personal vaycay
"Talk about a tender mercy!"
I am a law/business/medical/dental school widow
"luckily I happen to be in tune"
nice degree!
I heart my husband's future job
Could you maybe make them all and then I could buy them all? Thanks.
Oh, and maybe you could do something like:
GNOs kick trash!
How about "I heart my EC!"
My greatness is only surpassed by my humility
Trophy Wife
Love all the other ones though! Wish I were preggers again so I could wear one of those cute preggo ones!
(with a pic of cheesecake above it)
Just Say No!!
Extra ell-bees = No,No,No!!!
OR
I heart FF-SS-FroYo!
OR
How to Make an Angel Loaf
8 sessions at a local tanning bed
1 totally sexy fohawk
2 gi-nor-mouse pectorals like mikey phelps
3 years down in law/med/dental/biz skool
1 10mpg lifted truck
A pinch of Dr. Pepper chapstick
Stir. Shake. Marry immediately & get a fetus in to bake!
SPLENDA FOR PRESIDENT!
SHRIEKING OUT!
PROUD TO BE 'MERICAN!
I RAN A 1/8 MARATHON.
WE'RE PREGNANT!
MY GROWINGFETUS IS HOTTER THAN YOURZ!
I'M GREATFUL!
NON-STOP FUN SINCE PRE-MORTAL EXISTENCE!
Now that I've given you my suggestions, will you please tell everyone else about that time you gave Diet Cokes to starving kids in Africa? I love that story. You are seriously the nicest!
"My Husband's Future Job is Better Than Your Husband's Future Job."
I love "TAMN it" and "Merica rocks."
Actually I just heart everything. Make a shirt, and I will buy!
I'm voting for "Prego my Eggo" or "Splenda for President!" I heart them:)
Did you see the very serious looking judge checking out Mikey? She even gave a little smile when he bent over.
Did you see the very serious looking judge checking out Mikey? She even gave a little smile when he bent over.
Did you see the very serious looking judge checking out Mikey? She even gave a little smile when he bent over.
Do you know the plan?
I think "Tamn it" is hilarious but maybe we should add a little something like...
"Tamn it all to heck!"
Sorry..."TAMN it all to heck!"
What about a preggo shirt that says
"My Own Little Renesmee"
I would totally wear that.
Ewwww Suzie! No you wouldn't! You are too funny!
TAMN, what are your & JJWT's mom's names? Because you should combine them and name your baby that.
What about a picture of a license-plate that says "Yield to The Princess"? And you totally need to make a BOY shirt that says "Vote me for EQ Prez!"
JJWT
TAMN '08
(like a presidential election shirt...something along those lines)
I liked pork salads, diet coke, cheesecake, Pal, The Plan, Merica, pedi's, stampin and FRO-YO before you!
some of my all time TAMN fave quotes:::::::::::
frowning is a downer
Recycle? Why? The earth's gonna burn N-E-ways!!!
Smile! Being sad brings wrinkles...and Botox can only do so much
luv @ home
Check out my awesome pedi (with an arrow pointing down)
LOL (in a 13th article way, not spacious building)
HA HA!!!
-I heart pawcorn.
- Nice Degree!
- GNO, serious tender mercies!
- Love you! but not like lezzies.
-TAMN & JJWT for RSP and EQP '08!
How bout:
BAAAAAAA!!!!! (I find I've been saying and doing that a lot lately.)
Seriously, Shrieking Out!!!!
Frowns Make My Heart Hurt
I always wanted one that said
"Modest is Hottest"
and
"my fetus has 0 FP"
"meet my mom, and check out my FP"
Or maybe you can word that last one better
It's all about ME! ME ME ME ME ME, because I am seriously, so blessed
Love all the suggestions...here are a few more:
"Guys HEART this"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
"magnify your hotness"
"Primping is the BEST!"
"SO greatful for product, and prayer"
"Frills" (pronounced for reals)
"What, your hubby doesn't show his love through mustard!?? Oh."
"tOtalLy sHrIeKiNg oUt hErE!!"
"COMPLETE BLISS"
"smokin’ hot (in an uplifting way)"
"I'm avoiding negativity
(you know, boring things like chapter books and scarry current events)"
"covet me and my JJWT"
and for a men's shirt...
"supportive studly stallion"
I also vote for the "I'm off Diet Coke" one. LOVE everyones ideas, i feel seroiusly so blessed to have this blog in my life. a dailiy "tender mercy".
Mandy's are great!
Here's another one: "Spinstys make my heart hurt."
Amy Joy... totally noticed that short haired blond judge checking out Mikey. I LOLed and backed up the DVR so my husband could see.
I am single and jealous. Therefore, I would like a the biggest T-shirt you can find in burnt sienna that says plainly: Spinsty
That is all.
Those are all fantastic! I vote for all of them, and would wear them with pride!
"Pearl Harbor is a downer."
But I'm also voting for
"Nice degree!"
Support Mikey Phelps... Watch Thelympics
"spinsty" is dang funny.
Also, you could do a baby shirt that says:
"Zero FP"
"SO hot even a hairy spider couldn't resist! Dang!"
"High maintenance girls give me SUCH a ginormous headache."
"don't bet, it's practically porn"
How about a tank top that says "Teaching by the pin and tuck example."!!!
Edward would convert for me!
I love them all! My suggestion:
"If i'm not scrappin' i'm stampin'"
Just one more. TAMN, since you're so cute and fun and spiritual and everyone wants to be like you cuz you're the skinny, married version of Oprah:
Do as I'm Doing!
You guys decide and then i'll design them for you (it's what I do). It's the least I can do after all the laughter this blog brings me.
B*U*N*C*O
"Ask Me About Great Dills on Stamps/Candles/Modest Shirts"
Crap, I got my vote in too late.
Abbie, you're still a genius...that's a perfect idea! :)
how bout "my fetus is cuter than your fetus"
Escape spinsty-dom now!
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