August 18, 2008

special olympic addition!

Well, just the regular Lympics, not the special ones, but the POST is special. Love being inspired, but some of these peeps totally stump me! Eye-eee, Dara Torres. Would she be an AWESOME fake mom if spinsty needed a stand-in, or would her tuff arms be way scarry? Hardest call ever. Maybe give her a loose shirt so no one flips at the bizarro buffness? Either way, SO cool to know she's a mom, like me! Not to brag, but bc honesty's important to me I just have to say, I'll prolly be way fitter than that after being prego, and not nasty buff either, but it's comforting to know I won't have to stand alone in that league of babe. Though unlike Dara, my knowledge of the plan makes me both hot AND righteous (double threat!) and that's what sets me a part. Sigh...being a lone in cuteness has always ben my burden.
Anyways, love LOVE love the gymnasts, but too bad about Nastia's name...gross! Also, SO sad that gymnasts have such big mannish necks, but other than that, so greatful for them!! I mean, Shawn Johnson is not only darling and perky and one of my honorary e-BFFs, but she also reminds me of An American Tail which happens to be like my fave movie from before I was born! Use to stare into the sky and belt Somewhere Out There every night during JJWT's mish, so tonz of special memories come when she marches and flips and stuff. Thanx Shawners! My e-BFFs and I will be singing our v. best pageant versions of the "Out where dreams come truuue!!" part for you tomorrow during the beam, girl!

39 comments:

cheri said...

lol! I totally want Dara to be my fake mom!! Also Shawners totally deserves the gold...I'll be singing at the screen too, TAMN. Solidarity!

Katy said...

OMG, american tale! I just fell in love with you.

Lisa-Lou-Who said...

What a shocking resemleanse. At least she resembels something cute like a mouse and not something gross like a skunk or something.

Lisa-Lou-Who said...

Oh, but it is so sad that she has a boy name. How un-feminine.

kris said...

HAHAHA! American Tail from 'before you were born'? It's from the late 80s, right? TAMN you kill me. Nasta's name is unfortunate but not her moves.

Kelsey & Roxi said...

Being alone in Cuteness has always been my burden... that totally has to go on the t-shirt list.

In a totally modest but tight bubblegum pink shirt.

I would most def wear that one.

Cristin said...

What - no mention of that German gymanist who looks like a guy?

Amy Joy said...

Being alone in Cuteness has always been my burden... that totally has to go on the t-shirt list.
I agree get that one out I would wear it.

MidCityGal said...

FYI TAMN-- Nastia is a nickname/shortened version of Anastasia. I remember when that movie came out, you told me that you TOTALLY wanted to be the Disney princess Anastasia. So, come on. Double standard here. Besides, Anastasia is so much cooler than Fievel Goes West.

Besides that, it's cool because she's an American, and not a Russian.

pocketposies said...

-My Knowledge of the Plan Makes me both Hot and Righteous-

I'd wear that over top my eternal smile!

Sara said...

American Tale: When they see eachother from across the way and run into eachothers arms. I'm tearing up just thinking about it. Good thing I have WP Mascara Mascara Mascara on today. Wouldn't want to jeopardize my hotness with smeared mascara. SCARE-EEE!

Spencer said...

Anyone want to play, what will unapologetically self-important people find offensive in this post? Or perhaps, who will take the time to spell out why this blog is funny? I give this post ten more comments before someone wins.

GladysIcanbee said...

I'm so glad you didn't blog on the Sabbath, even after Mikey gave such an awesome performance becoming not just the greatest athlete Thelympics ever had, but also the greatest person ever! It's too bad his teeth aren't perfect or he'd be a total hottie. I know you won't even have PBP (postbabypooch) to worry about and Dara will come to you for advice on staying fit. Please TAMN, put your best pagent voice rendition on the website, loop it in there with David A and the Mo Tabs!

Adam and Kristina said...

I always wondered if Britney Spears was secretly a gymnast in training, because her neck is so huge. She's an amazing actress, and was robbed of an Emmy nomination, so her ability to convince us that she can't walk or even read is clearly all a ploy for her double life.

And she's a great mommy who makes her kids pancakes, when she sees them on Mondays and Wednesdays! She clearly follows The Plan.

Peaches said...

So totlly no what you are tlkng about- big necks-ew.

Member when we tried out for cherleder, and you made it, but I didn't and you were so totlly there for me? U told me my neck and thighs would just get big if I made it-SAD!! Thnx for being their for me!! SO glad my neck and thighs didn't get big- what a blessing!

What are you going to name this super cute baby? I really like the name: Heather/Olivia/Tiffany/Teressa/Isabel! Sooo cute!

D. James said...

Um... Shawn's face may be cute but she's built like a linebacker. Just look at those shoulders and thighs. Now that's gross.

rachael said...

When Somewhere Out There started playing on your playlist, I spit my diet coke all over the screen. Whoever you are, I love you.

Melissa said...

Yes, but did you see the actual women wrestlers? I cried for them. You could tell that they didn't know how icky they were...

jdb in AZ said...

TAMN, Dahling!

I'm so sprized you haven't commented on the tender mercy bestowed on all Stephenie Meyer fans, especially those who are too bizzy to read the books, or don't want to appear to be too intelectual by putting on their reading glasses (and making spectacles of themselves.) The moovie release date has been moved up 3 weaks, to Nov. 21.

This has a downside -- the new release date is cuz Harry Potter Moovie #6 is being pushed back til next summer so Warner Bros can make more $$$. Since Daniel Radcliffe is even cuter than Michael Phelps (and even swam like him in The Goblet of Fire) I just can't bare to wait til next summer for Harry. Even if Cedric Diggory is playing the part of Edward in the Twilight Series. Guess I'll go cry into my pillow.

But I have to comment on the lympix first. Nastia has gorgeous legs but I wish she would smile more, like Shawn. Aren't toothpaste endorsements a righteous cause?

Mandy said...

Being alone in my Cuteness has always been my burden...

Gotta be a shirt!

Molly said...

Ha Ha, I thought the same thing... American Tale! Good Call. Who the heck are you?my sister-in-law Callie says she knows but won't tell... grrrr

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claire said...

Check out Melanie Roach, an LDS weightlifter who competed for the US in the lympics! She KNOWS about the plan and is buff and cute-triple threat!

GladysIcanbee said...

Oh, and speaking of who has a place in the plan, as funny as you are, it's just not cool to make fun of any athlete competing in the Special Olympics. Love ya' TAMN'ers.

SAHM: Surviving Assorted Home Mayhem said...

Wow, Spencer I can’t believe it—no one's said anything shocking yet?! Something sure is missing when reading the comments of SSB without Dallin D. McRighteouspants telling us how offensive we are/asking for a comment to be removed/asking why this is funny..... or something.

Julie said...

I totally thought Dara was a hot guy until I saw that those were boobs instead of pecs. oops!
And could you please make it so the music doesn't start automatically? I'm stealing internet in my new place, and it's really slow. I can't load any pages with the music making everything go so slow.

Kerry said...

I am SO greatful Fievel went west!

Christina said...

I'm pretty sure Shawn Johnson is Mormon.

Reggs said...

i'm with posies...the "I'm hot and righteous...DOUBLE THREAT!!" needs to be a t-shirt! I'm hizzle and rizzle, fo' sho!

Token Asian Friend said...

Look, TAMN, I know you are severely infatuated with Mikey "I Likey" Phelps, but let us not let his world-recordness overshadow two swimming specimens truly worthy of our admiration--Did you see how hot Aaron Peirsol and Ryan Lochte were??? If I weren't already eternally linked to a man who looks like he was chiseled from flawless marble by Michelangelo himself, I would definitely feel the need to go to China and "flirt to convert" with a couple of American Heros, even if I have to serve a mission in Beijing to do it!

Oh, while I was on Dictionary.com looking up the words "infatuate" and "chiseled," I noticed that it claimed "heart" isn't a verb. What the LAME dictionary!!!

The Raybould Family said...

Speakin of the Olympics... I saw a bit of Good Morning America, I think and they were talking about this great massage you should get while in China. And there was this guy demonstrating how it's done on this really pretty Chinese girl... then they did a close up on her legs. Do they shave in China?! Oober Super long hair. Gooooo.

And I LOLed when you put the Fievel picture there with no caption. And really.. is Shawn LDS?

Amy Joy said...

TAMN I don't know why you asked people for shirt ideas you have a million clever things coming out of your cute little mouth. HOLY OH MY MOLY!

Chris, Heather, Gabe, and Marissa said...

I have never been to your blog before but it is really refreshing to read!!! haha, I seriously think its great and I couldn't agree with you more on the similarites between Shawers and Fievel. Keep making fun of us bloggers, it really is great and will help keep us grounded.

Laurel said...

Hey Heather W.! :) Fun you found this blog too!!!

Lisa said...

TAMN, how can you watch Mikey do the breast stroke without wanting to play Whack-a-Mole?

Elise said...
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Misty said...

Somewhere out there? That is another one I'm adding to my playlist.

KT said...

I love Fievel; I'm so glad he found his family.

*.:Shelby:.* said...

I love her! She is SOO pretty and has INCREDIBLE talent!!!