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Happy best birthday ever to me!
JJWT has been SUCH a stud and has already made the day indiscribably magical even though its still morning!!! I was way tired from being a SAHP and (nervous throat clear) working so hard to get some cute new tees ready to go for you!! He knew I wanted to keep things low-key, so this morning angelbiscuit woke me up with two fetus-shaped low-fat pancakes in honor of my twins AND a scavenger hunt with TONS of fun suprise presents at every stop...I left all the instructions carefully laid out on the counter last night and he followed them PERFECT!! Way to go babe! I've been hiding pics in his car and nummy lunches of me frozen-smile-clutching various items so he FINALLY got them all from Anthro and know what's weird? He ALSO got me everything I blogged about, AND a ginormous spa package and a new iphone bc my one from July was huge and old and lame, AND a new kitchenaid, AND some vinyl for our wall that says "The most important things in life aren't things." SO CUTE! Plus I peaked (bad, I know) and tonight he's going to suprise me with tickets for a cruise to Cabo! We might go on wick and food stamps to afford it but I figure our sanity slash relaxation is worth it and we'll pay it all back in taxes later so what the heck! Love you babe!!
Guys, my hottie hubby is seriously the BEST--not only did he buy me everything I so lovingly demanded, AND get me a new fountain diet coke (I'm off it now) when the one I had during my morning pedi started grossing me out bc I was craving crushed not cubed (do I NOT SAY THAT EVERY TIME!?!?), he's even typing this blog post for me as I dictate it to him from my bubble bath! What else should I do today??? Whoever submits my favorite idea gets a free shirt of their choice! LOVE YOU!!
September 22, 2008
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1 – 200 of 220 Newer› Newest»What else should you do? You are a princess! It is your birthday! I think you should go to Build A Bear and have JJWT help (or give in) to building a princess bear of your choice! Of course, you might just have to stop by the several cute stores that happen to be on the way to the bear store at The Gateway....
Something involving food, not too much, though. Maybe a quick run through at Cheesecake Factory, because the feti might be craving something too, you know.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It doesn't matter what you do, just take tons of pictures of yourself. What kind of cake will you have? Fat-free sugar-free cupcakes decorated with baby themes bc you're double preggo?
Did you just turn 19 too?! I feel SO OLD now! Maybe you should get a facial. a little pre-emtive tlc for your skin is always a good idea. that way you stay hot even when you get really old - like 21! ewww
You should totally go to Park City and shop for your identical fetuses as the Carter outlet store. And then you should totally go see a movie--only don't watch the rated R movies, unless of course if it's rated R for only swearing, then it doesn't matter.
Happy Birthday!
I can't believe JJWT got you everything you blogged about! It's like he can read your mind!
I think you should go and get one of those kick-a body casts of your cute little baby bump, and make JJWT get one too. You know how a lot of guys shave their heads when their wife gets cancer, which is very sweet and loving? It will be just like that.
You should go to lunch at a place that serves giant taco salads in a big tortilla bowl. Invite all your bestest girlfriends making sure you take plenty of pictures of 1. the salad itself, 2. the dessert you order,(but make sure you go on and on about how bad the dessert is for you and how you are going to need to work out double.) 3. and a picture of all your gfs around the table. Get the cute waiter to take the picture. The one who totally knows you by name now, and always brings you extra crushed ice, even though he has to walk across the street to Sonic to get it.
Then send your Mother in Law flowers to celebrate your birthday, because your life wouldn't be complete without the gift of her son. And don't stop there, for sure remember you did that so next week you can bare your testimony about having done it. To honor her, of course.
Clearly you should meet the girls at cafe rio for lunch! give your sweetie some alone time to decorate the house! and plan more surprise gifts! good times! Happy b day!
TAMN I have the BEST idea! You could take your fetuses over to play in the Gateway fountains for the first time! Don't forget to show your cute/flat-but-you-can-SO-see-a-bump tummy with one of your totally modest bikinis!
TAMN!! Happy birthday! Most importantly--what the h are your miamaids going to do for you???!
Fetus shaped pancakes, YUM!
i hope JJWT is buying you flowers. my one birthday wish is to walk into my apartment and have it covered in a billion vases of roses with petals scattered all over the floor. my last birthday by adorable boyfriend did that and then he had a candle light dinner picnic set up on the floor with only the best takeout from the cheesecake factory! you definitely should hint to JJWT about this amazingly romantic dinner. it's nice having dinner on the floor too, because then you can move on to more intimate things :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Why not do all the things on your list?! Your husband so totally loves you and he wants to take care of his unborn, totally adorable, fetuses right?! What a great way to show you by giving you everything you absolutely NEED! Yay for birthdays!
What a wonderful day for you! I honstely can't think of anything to top what you have already done, and it's only 10 am! Oh, wait, if you were to go for a walk... and then end up dancing in the rain... which of course would end with some sweet sweet kissing in the rain... *sigh* I think that would be the absolute best day ever! Happy Birthday!
What could top off the perfect birthday better than a temple session, with dinner at the cafeteria? They have the BEST pie!
Hello!!! Time to PARTAY!!! Get all your best couple BFF's to throw you a Park City Cabin party catered by Cheesecake Factory, and you can make the caterers sing the red-robin happy birthday song for you. Besides this just gives all your friends a chance to show you how great-ful they are for your fantasticness with presents! Oh and be sure to invite your ex-fiance and Yyvette because it's important to be chair-i-table. And I'm sure they want to enjoy the extra specialness you exude the day made just for you. Oh and make sure it's a surprise because it makes people feel better about themselves.
Make it a picture day!! Get all your BEST GIRLZ and do yourselfs up so way hott and take pics of each other jumping off stuff and carrying around all the way cool thingz that you buy on your SHOPPING SPREE and do makeovers and get pedicures and take pictures of your toes and stuff.
Then, schedule yourself a maternity photoshoot with some way overpriced DIY photographer, so that when you have a big prego belly you can get naked picz taken of it. Nudity is against the plan of course but its totally okay when your PREGO!
Oh man, you seriously have to go to the Y and make JJWT take you to the art museum--not to look at the art, of course. To eat a yummy but totally healthy chicken caesar salad in the cafe and take tons of pichers outside on the LOVE sculpcher! Gaaaaa! Love the LOVE sculpcher! SOOOOO romantic.
I think that, for sure, you should share the love and be the best example you can to your Young Womens. You should totally show up at their school and sign them out for lunch. Bonus, all of the high school guys will see how hot and righteous you are, and they will all want to go on missions so that they can be worthy of someone so awesome. And then your girls will make a big dill over you at Cafe Rio and you can share your wisdom! (And then totally submit your receipts to the Bish so you can get reimbursed, b/c it is a church activity.)
I'm not from Utah, and when I visited recently I was really struck by your fascinating billboards. If he really loves you, everyone who passes Point of the Mountain (in both directions) should see a giant photo of him neeling adoring you, featuring some adorable slogan like "Her + Me = Eternity." Make sure everyone can see your baby bump, so they know you're not ignoring your covenants, even if you have to wear your bikini to do it. I've noticed you have essentially three types of billboards: Hospitals, bridal shows, and new homes. Why not spearhead a new genre? Love ya TAMNers!
Happy Birthday TAMN! I love how you have your priorities in check. Besides--food stamps is the best way to go. Everyone is doing it! :)
You NEED to go to whatever baseball team's game is in your mission field town, and get JJWT to put a B-Day message to you on the Jumbo Tron, and then make sure he gets your guyses faces on it when he surprises you with roses & a smooch.
Then, how many people would know about your birthday? Like a million.
You should have a Twilight themed b-day party! Have all your pals come dressed as their fave charcters from the books - except for Rose -because she's the prettiest and so you would TOTALLY have to be her! Everyone has to speak using their fave quotes from the books :)
Happy B-day!
You totally need to go to Hard Rock Cafe in your hottest princess garb and let the whole restaurant sing Happy Birthday to you! Then head to the Gateway and wear a sign that says "Today is my birthday! Guess how old I am?" All the mom's will be totally jealous at how young you are and how great you look! Oh and while your there treat yourself to a shopping spree for the babies and the cute maternity garb you will be wearing in a few months!
Make sure you go somewhere public and mention to everyone around you that it's your birthday. Maybe the mall. That way you'll get TONZ of happy birthdays even from strangers! They'll all totally mean it too.
You should totally go out with ALL your BFF's for lunch and make the waiter take a picture of you!!!
have you forgotten that you and the wive's club need to show up at JJWT's law/dental/business/medical school with cupcakes for the entire class? afterall, you're basically faculty as the president of the wive's club and they should totally take some time off from class to celebrate your special day.
OMG Happy B-Day!!
srsly, you shoudl have JJWT take you to anthro and then Cafe Rio for lunch. After that he can read you the last twilight book while you relax {you'll need it after this busy day} and think about what to name those adorable little twin fetuses - SO CUTE!
Birthdays are like SO fun! You should get together with your BFFs and make some rafia decorations for your new NURSREY! SO CUTE!
K, first you catch a private jet to New York City. JJWT can massage your sore feet on the plane and you can make out like CRAZY! Next, you go shopping on fifth avenue and but to your hearts content (cause you will sell enough tee-shirts to make up for it) Then you can go to the top of the empire state building and have a little picnic dinner which includes strawberries diooed in chocolate. Then, get a nice hotel and have JJWT massage your back. Then make out again...sort of!
You should totally go to Nordstrom's and get a personal shopper there to pick out clothes for you and the twinsies. Its so nice- you sit there in a beautiful dressing room sipping sodas while they go get everything for you. I bet they even have crushed ice! What better way to celebrate a birthday than with new clothes that you don't have to dig through racks for and new clothes for the sweet ones?!
And then you should totally go pick out TWO cribs! Crib shopping is totally fun too.
OOPS! I meant SHOP to your hearts content...not but. haha!
Hint to JJWT that your birthday wouldn't be complete unless he composed a lullaby inspired by YOU, just like Edward did for Bella!!!!! then make him take a freezing cold shower so his skin feels like vampire skin and you guyz can totally snuggle in bed while he hums it to you (and your twinnies, of course!) while you fall asleep in his arms and he stays awake all night so he can watch you sleep like an angel!!!! SOOOO ROMANTIC!!! Happy Birhtday!!!
Okay so my friend told me to check out your blog because it was supposed to be so awesome, but you totally lost all credibility with that presidential post! Do you really think his name is Brock? It's Barack Obama! Google it! Oh, and Happy Birthday, hope I didn't ruin it!
You should totally do family pictures! Go to the Gender Ultrasound place in the mall to get your two fetus's picture taken then digitally make them into your first FAMILY photo! How cute!
TAMN- how sweet to nourish your fetuses WITH fetuses! Brilliant.
For your b-day forget about cake and treats (EWW- caloric content) and forget about shopping (save cash for cool excursions on cruise) AND you SHOULD have JJWT re-enact when you met, your first date and conversations- and how he fell so hard for you. Make sure he includes his thoughts, so it is HIS side of the story. SO ROMANTIC and bonding- and not cheesy! (PLUS he will kind of be like his version of Edward's side of the story in the book SM is NOT releasing anymore. Boo!)
You should totally go to Fetal Fotos and get some for real pics of your adorable fetuses to commemorate your first birthday as the cutest prego ever and soon-to-be hottest mom of twins ever! Then you and JJWT can go to Tai Pan and pick out some totally unique and adorable decorations that I'm sure nobody else will have for the nursery! Then you should go home and have JJWT put up the decorations while you give him some kick-a moral support from the tub. And of course, a birthday wouldn't be complete without 2 rockin' cuppies (you know, one for each of your adorable fetuses) and some fro-yo. And TAMN, I bet if you post pictures of your birthday cupcakes, you'll start a trend...cause cupcakes just don't get enough recognition these days! Anyway, happy birthday...to you!
maybe you could go get a massage and jjwt could sit and talk to you while you get it. i'm sure he wouldn't mind sitting there even if the chairs are hard. just remind him that he's with the most wonderful person in the world, but he probably already knows that.
TAMN-you SO deserved the cruise! I'm so jealous (but in a righteous kind of way). Don't worry about wick and the food stamps. That's what the Bishop's storehouse is for... and a cruise is FAMILY time for you and your JJWT and your hot fetuseseses! Have FUN!
Oh! You totally should get JJWT to take your pic and his pic and put them together at
http://makemebabies.com
for a birthday surprise for you! Get it? On your birthday you will get to see what your model-hot twins will look like on their birthday! So fun! And do a boy and a girl photo, then you will have it covered. Happy b-day to you! Love ya!
Go on a spur of the moment road trip and have a picnic lunch. So romantic.
Well, I promised not to tell, but I meant I wouldn't tell you BEFORE your birthday. JJWT is going to pick you up for lunch, a picnic with Cheesecake Factory take-out....on a hot air-balloon! (how lucky are YOU?!) Then take you shopping to find that dress you knew in the pre-existence, a saucy yet wholesome little number to wear to your SURPRISE birthday party! JJWT has rented out the reception room from your wedding and plastered huge photo posters all over, pictures of YOU in all your cuteness on every birthday up to today!! All of your friends will be there, with presents for you of course. Just thought I'd give you a head's up so that you could back-comb your hair before the cameras start flashing!! See you tonight! Love ya!
Two words, SPA DAY...after all you work so hard nourishing and housing those bee-utiful babies. Go for it, not only will your hands and feet look good, but the rest of you need to get pampered as well!
You should go to Cafe Rio and get a pork salad. That is SUCH a nice place to spend your birthday. Talk about gourmet. Seriously. Don't forget to take lotsa pics of you and JJWT while you're there. Your readers would LOVE to see you two playing kissy face, or just cheesin' it for the camera, over your 4-portion salad.
Okay, so pretty much you ARE the luckiest girl ever. I mean, to BE hot, to have a hot angelmuffin and 2 hot angelfeti is like, the greatest blessing ever. I think you would be rimiss if you didn't spend at least a few minutes writing in your journal about all the tender mercies and if you don't bare youre testimoney about it you'll totally regret it. Scatter sunshine, TAMN. All along the way.
I think that since your anniversary of your debut to the world falls on the BEST night EVER (FHE) you could make your hubby invite over all your BFF's and do a "This is YOUR life" tribute with as many picture of you as possible.
Then play a "Do you know TAMN" game and every answer they get wrong they have to put a piece of Hubba Bubba gum in their mouths. (the winner gets a salt city candle). Then take lots of armpit pictures that you can scrapbook when your hubby surprises you with your girls retreat in Park City that you've already scheduled for yourself.
A.MA.ZING idea right?!!!
Ah, i forgot to give you an idea of what else you should do today! go out to lunch (like to Tucanos) with your girlies where they sing those ANNOYing b-day songs and bang the annoying drums but it won't matter b/c everyone in the WHOLE restaurant will look at YOU as you look so sweet and surprised. Just soak it in and enjoy! HAPPY B-DAY! See you at lunch!
I think you should go for a walk to a picnic in the park. (Covered by a tent of course so no bugs could get in, ewww!). But since that might make you tired, go buy a wagon and have JJWT pull you in it to your destination. Tell him it is good practice for when you have twinners!
First go on a huge shopping spree with all 30 of your BFFs -JJWT can come too, you know, to hold the shopping bags. Then it's off to Cheesecake factory for lunch and TONS of pichers! Then you can go to an artist so he can paint a pichure of what your gorgous fetus babies are going to look like when there like two, bc that's the cutest age. And he can paint them sitting on you and JJWT's laps so thaT way, everyone can see what a HOT, righteous family you'll have, and how skinny you'll be even after having twins! Finally you;ll go home to a SUPER SUPRIZE party that you totally didn't know about, that JJWT planned just like you told him! And all 45 of your closest couple friends will be there and you can take picures of all of you being SO cRaZy! But in a cute way. And you'll get SO many adoreble presents that you won't know where to put everything! But then JJWT will tell you he just got you a new house that has two walk-in closets JUst for YOU! OMG! You're life is sErioUslY, sO GrEat!
HAppy BirthDay TAMN!!
We love love love you!!!
You are definitely far enough along to need preggo-pics. NOT the fetus kind - blurry, grainy, gross - no good for the hottest fetus ever. I'm talking about the gorgeous-Mommy ones. You know, the kind that are supposedly about showcasing the womb and motherhood but are really just an excuse to show off your baby bump by wrapping a sheet around you or something and then taking hundreds of black and white photos.
This is FOR SURE what you should do today. Then blog about it.
You should go online shopping for the best fall boots a preggo girl could find, cuz you'll totally need to keep your feet warm while your keeping the feti's warm, so generes AND you'll be doing something for all three of you plus be looking HOT in the cold weather so now you can keep JJWT warm! Your'e always thinking of others!
OMG, gurl, what you HAVE to do is have JJWT pack you a deliciously yummy picnic lunch (make sure he slips in some diet coke on accident, heehee, SO bad!), and then go to the park and you can eat only 20% of what he fixes for you (you can't let yourself go, even if you are preggo, duh!) while he fans you. Then you can have him run to get you some fro-yo, b/c the twinners always crave fro-yo, which you will, of course say you're much too full to eat anymore of after taking 3 bites. Then you can have JJWT rub your feet when you get home-- hey, it's hard work being preggo... especially with twinners-- does he even REALIZE that you won't be able to wear your fave five pairs of jeans for like, TWO WHOLE MONTHS?!
I hear that at some spas you can get a preggo body cast--start now, and you can get one for every month until the twins come so you can always remember this special time!
One word... SPRINKLES!! They have the best cupcakes EVER!! You should definately think about them for your baby shower!
HOLY Friekin cow--I have it! You should get David Archuletta to come and sing you some hot songs while you and JJWT take a carriage ride through Memory Grove. And then some more singing & snuggling in front of the "Reflection Pool" at Temple Square. You could get David to sign some too cute onesies for the little ones to come home from the hospital in!
You should totally find a cute MODEST prego girl bikini to wear to Cabo! Oh and definitely get all fake baked so you look your hottest!
TAMN! Happy Bday Lady! I'm a virgo too! And guess what!! I'm ALSO A TWIN! In fact, my twin and I have the same birthday as Bella(Sept. 13th)! I feel such a connection to both you and Bella (and my twin), so you should defiantly consider my suggestions.
This day is all about relaxing and pampering and creating positive energy so that your hottest-ever fetus buns can bask in the warm glow of your righteous womb. Firstly, you could go shopping at a really hip mom-to-be boutique of your choosing (you have excellent taste in all things apparel). I know you are super slender and gorgey, and I'm guessing that your assests are increasing in...um, shall we say volume? You could pick up several somethings darling/slash/sexy to show them off!
Also, have you registered at the top baby necissity boutiques yet? It is important to have intelligence-stimulating cribs/slash/mobiles/slash/finger putppets/slash/receiving blankets picked out so that your friends, family members, and e-bffs can lavish them upon you at a moments notice. And don't forget the precious outfits/slash/ensembles and accesories! You could peroose several boutiques on-line while sipping something tasty and low-cal.
My final ideas are foot reflexology and accupuncture. Not only are they both uber-relaxing and pampery (you deserve it girl!) but they also allow beautiful/slash/peaceful energy to flow in to your body so you can cook your in-utero-love-children-to-be at the perfect temp!
Lastly, don't try to cram all your celebratory relaxing in to one day. Allow yourself to be pampered (and possibly surprised with parties...but I'm not saying anything) all week long and well into the weekend. It isn't fair to expect people to try to fit a whole year's worth of loving you in to such a small amount of time!
Bestest wishes!
P.S. One of your t-shirts would be the perfect b-day present for me, plus I would look super hot in any/slash/all of them!!
What about the surprise party you're throwing for yourself tonight?!? (Um, I mean, JJWT is totally in charge of the surprise party and when all your hundreds of friends and family pop out to scream surprise, you will be totally surprised).
Oh, TAMN, I think you should spoil yourself birthday-wise, by:
1. Driving to Salt Lake City;
2. Have JJWT treat you to a ginormous dinner at the Roof Restaurant overlooking the all lit up SLC temple;
3. Have JJWT slide a tastefully multi caret diamond band onto your finger, celebrating the coming children;
4. Stop at one of those new, hip bakeries that sell cupcakes for a celebratory mini cupcake, because, really, who needs all the calories in a slice of cake?
5. Return home for some snuggle/cuddle time with JJWT, where you lie on the couch, he plays with your hair, and you blissfully fall asleep to his gentle singing to you.
Of course, in the afternoon, you will be contemplating what type of nursery furniture you'll be buying, and which baby boutique you'll be registering at for the cutie twins. You oh-so-need some cute tailor made clothing for your coming children!
TAMN - get the nursrey ready! paint strippes on the walls, get matchy matchy bedding, and little pic frames that say mommy + daddy = me(2) for the twinners. :)
I think you should get on a big pink float, like the ones they have in the parades with all of the frumpy Jr. Miss girls riding it. And ride around downtown SLC. With a big banner that says, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M PREGNANT WITH TWINS!!" That way, everyone will honk and tell you happy birthday and when you ride through gateway everyone will throw THEIR shopping bags on your float becuase, hey, you deserve their hard earned money buying clothes. But you'll have to put in parentheses on the bottom of the banner (plz, only a size 3 or below). That way, you'll have a size 3 for when your all the way pregnant and a 0, 1 and 2 for all of your trimesters!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I think you absolutely need to head to fetal fotos asap and get the twins' first uber glam photoshoot done. Nothing makes you feel like a better mother than seeing how wonderfully you are producing your perfect twinner babies. You can peep at their teensy skeletor faces and shout out which baby looks exactly like Shiloh, and which one is CLEARLY Suri. Nevermind the fact that they are the size of The Garden's forbidden fruit...you can totally tell their cuteness level already. Trust me. I waited until week 30 to peep at my hottie fetus, and all her chubby cheeks got in the way of a good look. Start early my friend, let the bonding begin!
On your B-day you should try to do something totally righteous. Like giving all your old clothes to a sister in the ward who needs a pick-me up. You know, like a sister who has just given birth to her 6th child (trying to force her way into heaven?). Of course none of your clothes will fit her which might make her feel fat and depressed, but you can think of it as loving motivation to get her to polish up her frumpy temple.
Buy all new jewelry to match your cute new preggo top, purse, and shoes. Then, buy all new furniture to match your new Bathtub. Then, buy a new house with 4 car garage to hold your new Escalade. Then, buy a large tgropical island.
Since you are so not about material things, because you have all that is important in life. You two should go stand outside the temple and wait for newleyweds to exit so that you might share your words of wisdom. that would make a whole new generation of sooo blessed couples
What's a birthday without Cafe Rio, an Anthro binge, and a surprise party. Yes, you should definitely attend your surprise party. If there isn't one currently scheduled, nudge your friends accordingly.
Duh. You should totally go to fetal fotos to get a pic of those gorgeous feti in your belly. Then you and JJWT should get those really cute and really expensive pics of him kissing your belly and ya know other cute things while you wear one of your modest bikinis so it can show off your preggo hottness.
He should have hired David Archuleta for a private birthday serenade!
it's my bday 2...seriously...29...i am way ancient
So easy. You totally need to get ready for your cruise by tanning!!! And dont listen to those super whities who say you can't tan while your feti's are growing cuz you can. Plus, they might want to get their tan on too. Then you so have to get GLITTER TOES!! I think a totally pop out green would so IN right now. THEN, head to some MODO shop and pick out AT LEAST 7 new swimmys. One peice, two peice...it doesn't matter. Then when your super supportive hubby gets home you can model them for him!! Thats what I would totally so do if my birthday was in September! Happy Birthday!!!
Okay, to have the most amazing, unforgettable birthday ever, you have to have JJWT surprise you with an 11 pm flight to Vegas and take you dancing. The best part is that when the clock strikes midnight here in Utah, you will be in Vegas so you will get an extra hour to celebrate one of the greatest days in history! How many people get a 25 hour birthday? If JJWT REALLY wants to impress, he will book a flight to Los Angeles and give you a 26 hour birthday!!
Dang. Kristina stole my suggestion (just be sure you mount the belly cast on the wall in a cute frame, or it will look like a wall belly button!)
What's a kitchenaid and can you hire her out?
You could do some way cute scrapbooking and listen to the latest Twilight book (whatever that work of crap is called) on tape and have Oprah on TV ALL at the same time. FUN FUN FUN.
You should probly call your VTers and give them your order for dinner tonight so they can get started. There are TONS of recipies online for casseroles that would be yummers and perfect for this special day!! NO feta or tuna or calories though, considering the feti. (Is that the correct pluralization??) HAPPY berthday!
A weekend away at an all inclusive spa resort is what you need now. You are so tired from making babies all day long that you need some me time. You deserve it!
bAHHH...I AM SO pee-my-pants-at-girls-camp EXCITED that today is your B I R T H D A Y. You most def need to go up the sPiRaL staircase at Forever 21 in Gateway to buy some TODALLY modest LEGGINGS to wear under your mini skirts!
Throw a SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY for yourself TAMNS!!!! You totes deserve it for being the most awesome wife/preggo eva! Don't forget to wear a super gorgeous new outfit that you con JJWT into getting you before the party and a TIARA and a sash that sez "BIRTHDAY PRINCESS!!!!" in pink of course! Invite all your closest couple friends and have a big big cake with pink icing and only eat a teensy piece because we know your baby fetus's are craving some sugar!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
go tanning
;-)
Tamn! This is your birthday! Regular Cheesecake Factory won't do!
You need to Cheesecake it up in LA with two of your very closest couple friends when JJWT "surprises" all of you with plane tickets, dinner reservations, and front row seats to "Wicked."
I totally think you should have JJWT throw a huge party for you. You could have him invite all your friends and you could play pin the fetuses on the hot chick's belly while you're wearing a tiara. I had everyone do that at my birthday party when I was preggers.
Have you thought of names for your twinners? I've been thinking.. What about Jillianne & Foxx (you know like those other twins Vivianne & Knox but cute) and you have to use the double x since it doesn't end with a z.
First off, Yea 4 u!
then lets get things going.
you need first to get your tan on (white temple clothing with sun kissed/ simulated sun kissed skin is so celestial.
then you need to wait for David Archuletta, bcuz u know he is comeN 2 sing a special song 4 his special girl on her special day. SO SPECIAL.
you can chat with the dave after about missionary efforts when you are so cute and people really look up to you and your style and spiritual glowingness.
(tan is crucial here)
your man will do the dinner thing i am sure, but after, maybe you should hit ut vallE at teh righteous dance clubs. there are a lot of new freshmen looking for righteous example of how to dance and not look lame. so cool to go clubbing with ring on finger around college kids.
so it will make you feel so feel so young if u take my advice.
rock it
Happy B-day TAMN!!! I know that turning 21 makes you feel SO OLD, but you are so beautiful...you still look your 20 1/2!
I think you should keep your b-day on the DL. Just invite 30 of your BFF's to go have a girls afternoon! Get spray-on tans (never real sun, it will make you look 22) get your teeth whitened, and get a few more blonde highlights. You TOTALLY deserve it!
When your done, go to the Factory for dessert. All of you can share 1 dessert. And even if you each take one bite...try and guess how many calories are in it, and talk about how long you will "pay for it" at the gym!
well...because you're so low key. I don't think you really need to do anything to celebrate, but if you had to maybe a quite dinner at somewhere easy...like The Roof. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday...I think you should celebrate it in style!
You should go to the mall and see what gender your twins are! They *might" say it's too early, but I bet you could figure it out!
I think you totally need to keep it low-kee, but since he already did the scavenger hunt so well, he could probably tackle a surprise party for you. And so it will really look like a surprise, you could have him plan it for right after church, in the cultural hall! Your miamaids could totally be in charge of decorating during their sunday school class (like who even goes to that anyway? Boar-ring!) and then you can walk out of Relief Society and baaahh! There's the whole ward there to celebrate you and your awesomeness! Plus, everyone will love it because it will be like the best linger-longer ever! And he could just ask the RS to assign some people to bring treats. It would be way easy, and so you wouldn't feel like you were going overboard, or doing something that's TOO much, like a little inuppropreat, you know? I totally want to be invited. I can bring the citric-acid flavored water with orange slices in it. (Didn't you have that at your reception?)
HAPPPPPY BIRTHDDDDAY! JJWT is the best hubby every, what a stud! You should totally got to (Cafe) Rio for lunch and then some shopping at the Gateway for way DARLING preggo clothes at Mimi's. You deserve to have the whole day dedicated to just you!! LOVE YOU!
i think you should do cheesecake for brunch then head over to PF changs of course taking pictures of everything. then go home and have your hubby put your day to music, like forever young. so you can always remember your special day.
Happy birthday. Did you really need to ask what to do? It's so obvious to me. Total birthday fun. Obviously, JJWT needs to throw you a totally surprize birthday party. You need to get to the salon so you can look oh-so-cute for your big moment of surprise. Have JJWT tell everyone to drop off the big presents at the house and then park at the church around the corner so as to not give away the surprise. Be sure to have the party early though, as there is so SO so much still to do to make sure it is a proper birthday celebration.
Next, you need to hustle down to Temple Square. First watch the movie at the JSMB (you are that Righteous after all). Then, have a kick-A dinner at the roof. Chocolate Fountain. Is there any better way to have birthday treats? Be sure to have the staff sing a clappy snappy birthday song at you while you are there, and offer to show your driver's licence for free food (reducing costs is always sweet).
Then, take a romantic stroll out along the temple grounds. Have JJWT stash some jewelry (like a nice neclace, toe ring, or loads of bangl-y bracelets) in random flowers for you to find when you sit down by the reflecting pond and around the gardens.
Then, move along to the point of the night: Anniversay Inn. Be sure to get a good room. Eat your cheesecake, watch chick flicks checked out from the counter, and use the room for what it is good for ;)
Happy birthday!
Your BFFs should TOTALLY take you out to lunch at Cheesecake. One of them SERIOUSLY needs to tip the waiter off to the fack that it's totally your birthday AND that your carrying twins on top of that!! That way, the whole restaurant (when they sing to you in unison) will be totally inspired by what a righteous example of womanhood you are. JJWT should take you to La Kai for dinner because its like, so french, and so beautiful there and its the only place for the daughter of a King to celebrate the anniversary of her entry into the earthly estate. After all that calorie consumsion, you and JJWT should gently walk (don't wanna upset those precious unborn bb's!) around the temple grounds and reminiss about the day when your prince came and took you to the temple. (Sigh) So romantic and such a fitting day for a laid back, way cool, and seriously rightous woman like you!!! I totally heart you AND your blog lady!!!!!!
Happy freakin' birthday!!!!!!!!!!
TAMN, not to be rude, but I'm a little concerned. You have had completely stimulating and fulfulling morning. I'm worried that your totally hot fetii are getting worn out by all the totally awesome birthday celebrating. They may need a nap and soothing music and Oprah. And fro-yo. And your back and feet massaged. And some chocolate. For the love of your fetii, don't overdo it!
Love ya!
Sara
You should get sexy pregnancy photos taken!! Skin is IN- (when you are pregnant) and you don't even have to wear your modest bikini! Then you can tell us all about them on your blog (but not post them) to keep us totally in suspense and wishing we could see how awesome they are, AND you can be proud (But not too proud!) of how modest you were in not showing off your hot momma body when you totally could have! Then we can beg and beg and then you can post the hottest one, not because you are being prideful, but because you are being kind!!
You totally need a GNO with Mom! She hasn't lathered enough attention on you & your darling feti yet. I'm thinking Cheesecake or P.F. Chang's (the feti are craving some chocolate right now), followed by ANOTHER mani-pedi-spa day, followed by taking you out to buy.... MATERNITY CLOTHES! But only the way-hot, expensive ones that you would NEVER splurge on yourself, because you're living within your means. Then on Sunday, in F&T meeting, you'll get up & tell everyone how blessed you are that you don't have to fast because you're preggers & tell them all about what an awesome birthday you had & how greatfull you are that families are forever, so your mom can buy you cute clothes for ETERNITY!
Well, I sure hope that when he surprises you with your tickets to Cabo that he remembers to do it at a surprise party he has planned with all of your bestest girlfriends at the cheescake factory. I mean, what good are these precious moments if you cant share how perfect your life is with all of the people who love you, plus, then you get MORE presents. I mean, really, what is a birthday without your friends giving you presents and Preffereably gift cards to anthro!!!?
Go birthdays in Sept. Mine was totally yesterday! WOHOO!!! Since it was on sunday we totally celebrated it on saturday and had a girls day with breakfast and a chick flick. I hope your day is as wonderful as mine was. Happy Birthday!
Holy Hannah Montana! Your birthday morning was to die for!!! I am gonna def send the link from your post to my hubby hub: he needs a little encouragement as it's my half birthday in just a couple of weeks! I am seriously SO blessed to have him but lets just say we are still in the moulding stages, I just keeping telling myself that one day he will be as huggable as your very own JJWT.
Well, as you are practically perfect I think you should use the rest of your birthday to do a little service project titled "simply be just like me". So, I figure you should have a photoshoot with the lovely JJWT and then make cards to send to all your friends showing them that is they follow the plan they could be just as happy as you are. I know it's alot to do service on your Bday but if anyone is selfish, oh I mean selfless enough it's you!
Love You!
I totally think JJWT should throw you a pretendz casino party, becuz gambling is so not in the plan! Where you have fake chips and then everyone winz prizes that do not go over $10 becuz then it really would be gambling! Everyone shud dress up in their best ANTHRO modest dressy wear and take lots of pics of them NOT gambling. Oh and make sure it professionally catered becuz food from COSTCo is so not fat free or chic enuf for ur BDay! Then he shud rent you a hummer for the week becuz you know you are going to need a reliable family car when the fetuz are born and you might as well try it out now!
You totally need to pretend like it is your birthday again tomorrow & do everything you did today again tomorrow!! You are developing those twiners in your womb so you deserve to have a double birthday!!
Not that you even need it, but why not a makeover at Mac after your pedi? I would also suggest some new highlights...again, not that you need it. Why not look extra hot on your bday?
So. EZ! Totally go to Temple Square and pretend to get engaged by the big reflecting pond-thing and see how many people stop and stare at you two super-hot cuties! Not only will they be looking at you, but you can be looking at yourself and your eternal mate in the reflecty pool thingy! BEST. OF. BOTH. WORLDS! Right?
mine's a simple one...
go "off plan" a little and go get a mocha----decaf of course. C'mon, you know you want to!
WELL.... I SO think you and JJWT should get couple mani & pedi's. and then go shopping for totally cute modest bikinis and modest bikni cover-ups for your cruise!
and, even though i KNOW being with JJWT is all you could ever ask for for your birthday.. it would be SO SO SO nice to go to a mommy-to-be spa and have a preggo pampering session! nothing is more healthy than being relaxed so that your GORGEOUS ADORABLE GROWING fetuses can be relaxed too!!
Defiantly you should extend your birthday thru the REST OF THE WEEK to make sure it's celebrated right. I mean, it is the most important day of the year - why not have it be a whole week long?
And JJWT HAS to take you shopping for the funnest cruise ever, and buy you new cookbooks to use with your food stamps and wick, even though you'll never actually cook (ew! messy!) but they can look cute on your adorb new bookshelf he should buy you too. Who says you don't read? You'll show them!
ooooh, you should go get your hair done in an awesome updo...it is your birthday after all, just like prom...a big day...you must take before and after pics of course to show how fab you were and even more fab you will be after!!!
duh. go ride a unicorn into the sunset with your awesome husband.
Oooh, I know!!! You should play that fun game from hischool biology (wait for it... I know biology was waaaaaaaaay BOARING) where you flip coins to see which super hot genes your fetuses inherit from your and JJWT's righteous and oh-so-gorgeous phenotypes. His abs? Your multi-colored tresses?
First of all, in honor of your birthday I am going to...drumroll please....PAL! I will be out in the sun getting WAY tan and thinking of you TAMNers :) :)
Anywho, I think you should get JJWT to take you to a high end pet store,like where they sell stuff like diamond encrusted collars, and give him your big puppy eyes, and he should 100% buy you a purse puppy. A purse puppy is just what you need because 1. it is soooo cute and 2. it will keep your spirits up in a time when you might be tempted to get depressed (aka being preggo)!!
Yay for birthdays!! You should get one of those super-hi-tech-but-in-a-non-nerdy-kind-of-way 3D ultrasounds! Then you could start your scrapbook already! Oh my heck! I wish I was pregnant with you!!
Today is definitely the day to cash in on your connections with JJWTs old mish prez. You know how he has that corporate jet??? Well, have him fly you to LA so you can see Wicked. After the show take a limo to Hollywood Blvd where you will hang out the sunroof and let your beautiful hair blow in the California wind while Archie's song "Crush" is playing in the background. Oh & def have JJWT take lots of pics with you putting your hands in on all of your favorite actors handprints on the Walk of Fame so you can remember this moment for all time.
I think for you birthday, you just need to relax. Maybe sit around the house while JJWT brings you Diet Coke, I mean lemon water, and rub your really skinny / feti holding belly and watch Oprah and be so thankful you aren't that fat.
I think you should go watch Mamma Mia, JJWT sounds like the one guy who'd go with his wife to that movie, sing along to all the songs because like they say the babes will be so musical if you expose them to the arts. Also go to ModBe and buy yourself a new swimsuit for that CABO trip wahooo!! Ooohh schedule a prego photo shoot... tasteful but definitely bare belly and with JJWT lovingly caressing the twinners. And then buy yourself 7 new outfits because hello!!!!!! for someone as special as you a birthDAY is not enough a week will have to do though because a righteous future mommy of two needs to memorize her what to expect book. Love this blog!
you should most defenately get fetus pitchures at the mall today! what a perfect prezent!
Well, whatever you do make sure you set your ring tone to the "This month is such a special one..." song! That way when all your BFF's are calling and sending those way way awesome picture birthday text messages, everyone around you will know and have to TOTALLY give you the special attention you deserve!
The most surprising thing i've read on your blog is that you want vinyl letters on your wall that say this--"The most important things in life aren't things." Seriously?? I would expect something like "I was the best I ever had." on your walls! lol But seriously, I would, just from reading (and enjoying) your blog!
You should have your "mr. Perfect" set you up at the natural springs spa in Colarado. (it was on Oprah's "facorites" list, gauranteed to blow any girl off her feet!)
Anyways, great blog! Awesome give-a-ways!
Well, JJWT is great and all but this day is all about YOU and he's starting to get too much credit!
I say you go out with your tonz of g-friends and get spray-on tans, making sure to do before and afters. Then go shopping, but try not to feel horrible that your favorite size 0 designer skinny jeans are almost too small! Buy some spanx so the baby bump will be hidden better on nights you want to look super hot and single (like at the Gym), and come back home for your surprise ((you didn't hear it from me!)) party.
Happy Birthday TAMN!
Shouldn't you go to The Gateway or Thanksgiving Point and take your HUGE camera to take pictures of yourself and JJWT? You can act like a professional just because you have a GINORMOUS camera!!
FRO-YO, then a prenatal massage followed by dinner cooked by JJWT.
How could this perfect birthday possibly get any perfect-er?
Um, let me see.
Well, you definitely need to go to a couples massage. Soooo romantic. Then drive up the canyon, to see the Fall leaves, and have your hubby make you a delicious picnic dinner by moonlight, complete with bubbly (sparkling cider---because the other stuff is against "the plan")
Pick me, I want a free shirt!
omheck, TAMN, my b-day is 2day 2!!! And I'm NOT EVEN KIDDING! FRILLS! We are almost like TWINNERS! And since thats what u r wooming, u should totally give me a t-shirt.
Happy Birthday! That's very sweet of your husband to do all those things for you!
You should go to dinner and watch the sun setting and then head out to a movie of your choice - complete with popcorn and gummi bears (or licorice). :)
Cafe Rio? Cheesecake Factory? PREDICTABLE!!! You need something TOTALLY UNIQUE and special since you are a TOTALLY UNIQUE and special hottie slash mommy to be slash greatest friend ever slash most perfectest wife. You need to have a HUGE surprise gathering of your BFF's at the Melting Pot in downtown SLC. Everyone can take turns telling their favorite stories about you and then JJWT can arrange with the manager ahead of time to show a projected video slideshow of you...from the time you were a baby until now to Christina Aguilera's song : Beautiful, at which point JJWT can talk about how beautiful you are...not just on the outside, but on the inside too. Then everyone can share more stories about you and how you have helped them in so many different ways weather it be fashion tips, spirichual upliftment, or whatever. After everyone leaves JJWT can wisk you away to the Anniversary Inn because it is the Anniversary of YOUR BIRTH, the best day EVER! Make sure you get the Bridal Veil Falls Loft or the Jackson Hole Suite...so romantic and totally UNIQUE!!!!!!!!
Sorry if I duplicate a comment, I didn't have time to read all ten million
You should HAVE THE BABIES ALREADY! C'mon. How long is this going to take. Bella conceived and gave birth all in the same chapter and she only had one baby. You're having twins and everybody knows twins come early because there's two of them so they wombinate twice as fast.
Wouldn't it be amazing to celebrate three birthdays on the same day? Especially if you're having identical twin girls, then at their 14th birthday party everyone will think you guys are triplets.
Plus it's probably getting crowded in your tiny tummy and your babies need room for their flower headbands.
Oh and then you could tell people that the best birthday gift you ever received were your darling little babies. Wouldn't that make on awesome scrapbook page?
'Kay, this is going to sound totally gross but you have to plan for the future, right? I think as a special next-year birthday present you should make an appointment to go see a really good plastic surgeon TODAY. That way you can schedule your lift & tuck surgery early and the dr. will know EXACKLY what your bosoms should feel and look like when you get them REDONE after you have your awesome twins! 'Cause you totally deserve it!
Happy Birthday! Well everything has already been said! But I think that you should stay in bed and relax as much as possible b/c when those baby's come, life will be very different! So sleep while you can!
Happy Birthday! Well everything has already been said! But I think that you should stay in bed and relax as much as possible b/c when those baby's come, life will be very different! So sleep while you can!
TAMN! I hope you don't get caught up in reading all your blog comments (you are so popular!) and then not have time to do anything fun for your birthday! Seriously, blogging must totally consume your life! Oh well, it is like a journal, so it's part of the Plan! Also - I can't believe you haven't jumped on the food stamp train already! I mean you actually pay for your groceries?? That is crazy!! Yay for free stuff!!
You should totally have lunch with your mom and sisters at a really expensive restaurant b/c whatev- your mom is paying anyway! Then you should all go shopping so they can buy you little birthday presents. (Not your REAL presents, those come later!)
Remind your mom not to forget the Birthday Princess tiara, because it's like, TRADITION. In you're family, everyone else has to do what you want when your the BIRTHDAY PRINCESS. And if anyone disagrees with you, just pout (because let's face it, you look gorgeous when you pout) and stomp until they convince you that they were just kidding!
And bonus, because it's not like this is you're REAL family birthday celebration - that's on sunday of course, after sunday dinner, and you're whole family is invited. So even though your mom and sister's bought you presents today after lunch (of course, you're mom paid for everything with your dads credit card, so basically it was free...)This is when you get to open you're REAL presents.
Its almost like you have TWO birthdays, you're regular birthday and you're sunday birthday. Which is great 'cuz it makes you're birthday last ALL WEEK!
OMG Tamners!!! Happy B-day! YOu are so awezome! I hope you have the bestest day ever! You should totally go today and get some Sevens or Rock'n'Republics made into maternity jeans! Cuz- it is totally not materialistic to take care of the way you look while your preggers with two of Hevenly Daddy's choicest children! Plus, it is TOTALLY reasonable to spend $400 on custom maternity jeans because duh! You where them the WHOLE preggers-ancy!
You should also have your belly painted to look like a pumpkin since its almost Halloween, or something super-cute. I know! Your Miamaids could do it as a serviz project!
And seriously you have to go to Babinskis, it is the only place to buy the most adorable little clothesies for the twinnsies. It is the only place to get the sweetest little things that even the Brangelina babiez would LUV to wear!! I know you angelsweetums would NOT care about the price when its for your little angels!
P.S. Tonight you should scrapbook your twinnsies baby books with the ultrasound pix! ADORABLE!
Oh I forgot TAMN! When your sweetiekins is in law/business/medical/dental school, the GOVERMINT TOTALLY will pay for all your baby delivery stuff and give you WIC for everything after! It doesn't matter if you guys have a teensy amount of money for LITTLE stuff like your B-Day pressies! You shouldn't have to like, PAY, for your baby yourself if you're in school, so DONT feel bad about your CRUZ!!!!
I just totally thought of another super hot gift JJWT could give you. You need to have him give you a tiny pooch.. one you can carry around in your purse. You could dress it and pretend it's a baby. That way when your gorgeous twins get here you are experienced and already know what you're doing.
You and JJWT should go to downtown SLC and have dinner at that rest. that overlooks the temple. It'd be nice and romantic! (have them sing happy birthday to you, of course) and then have a dite coke drinking contest... you'll win so you're bound to get the prize. Then you should have all your close friends and your family over for cake and ice cream and presents! after the party get online and order your front row tickets to So You Think You Can Dance. (the show is tomorrow).. then your day can last two days instead of just one!
How about a boob consultation!
You should totally have JJWT bring a maid in to clean your house today, and on the weekly anniversary of your birthday for the rest of the year! Cause seriously, who has time to scrub showers, do laundry, and mop floors, when you're busy growing his totally hot fetus?!
You guys DEFIANTLY need those adorable little stick-figure decals that go on the back windshield of the car. One for you, one for JJWT, and of course two matching ones for your probably-would-win-hottest-prenatal-baby-beauty-contest fetuses of yours!!! It's like a MUST!!!!
Well, obviously JJWT was already planning an awesome dinner and night out. The only other thing that you could do to complete your day is to go get a 3d/4d ultrasound of your feti and JJWT can surprise you by buying the machine. Then, you'll be just like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (but not freaky) and can see your babies all the time!
Okay since you're seriously pregnant, you should totally get a full body massage for pregnant wimin -- actually you should get two; that's only fair. THEN you should take your twins to your favorite stores and describe to them your favorite outfits so they will be totally ready to be fashionably modest before they're even born. Take JJWT with you in case he gets any ideas. I can't even believe he didn't get you jewelry. I mean, no offense, but that's borderline c-h-e-a-p. He probably just forgot to think about it, so maybe you should remind him by hinting while you drive by the best store -- then he'll be like OHMIGOSH I totally forgot, I have another present for you angelbabe! You know? What else didn't you get? I mean, it's goign to be getting cold, did he forget to get you an awesome new winter coat? Well good luck whatever you choose and so way happy birthday!! !!!!
I think you should go shopping for a new totally modest bikini for your cruise to Cabo! Nothing is hotter and more "in" than ginormous preggo bellies in bikinis! Then come home and try on your new kinis with a cute sombrero on and e-mail the pics to spinsty Yyevette so she can share in your married bliss.
You should probably take a romantic drive through the alpine loop and take plenty of armpit shots of the two of you in the fall leaves. You should definitely also make JJWT do a photo shoot of you in all your new fall clothes among the alpine trees. Then, as an added birthday present,he should blow up one of the pictures, frame it and hang it above your mantle. PERFECT! Also, this would be the awesomest opportunity to start documenting your baby bump.
Wow, not that I didn't know before but you have to be totally awesome... today is my Birthday as well.
You should go to Color Me Mine and design an awesome family "celebration plate" that you can use for special events, like your birthdays, holidays, twins birth etc. I am sure you will create the best design ever!!
Duh...easy! Go shopping for one of those men’s breastfeeding simulators! It’s not like YOU’RE planning on ruining your two BFF’s...or are you? Plus…JJWT needs a little pamper gift on your B-Day right?
Happy Birth Day...do you feel diff?
Oh TAMN-ers! I am just so happy that you're having such a Fab-o birthday! I mean, I was getting worried about the added stress in your life, what with the organizing, decorating, mani/pedi appointments, and just having the stress of growing those amazing fetuses! You're totally just the most together person I know.
N-E-Ways...I am a bit surprised that I didn't see anything about our friend "Tiffany" in your blog post. I sent tonz of emails to JJWT about the new catalog that just came out, but I'm sure he was too busy with school and getting all the things you "hinted" at. But I totally think that if you're going to treat yourself, do it right, do it at Tiffany's. PLUS...maybe if your twins are girls, you could TOTALLY just decorate the whole nursery with Tiffany blue things....because, let's face it, it's NEVER too early to teach them good taste.
Have THE.BEST.DAY.EVAH! Love and kisses!
Yvette said you made her - er, I mean, she offered, to help your Mia Maids cut out construction paper dots and hearts to polka dot slash heart attack your house while you and JJWT are at Chang's taking armpit pictures of yourselves with the Great Wall of Chocolate (shot glass-size, or course). They worked on it all during Sunday School and stayed busy for hours after church going through Ensigns, Cosmopolitans, etc... finding pictures and words to snip out and glue on the dots slash hearts that highlight your shining qualities. Can't wait to see what they came up with!
Foot Rub!!! Those cute feet need a little attention. Or maybe a full out Pedi.
First you guys need to go get some fro-yo and then snuggle and eat pickles and chocolate together
Well since it is my birthday too, I have a lot of ideas! I think you might need him to take you to your favorite place for dinner, and how awesome would it be if he also surprised you with tickets to so you think you can dance, and I think he could write you a poem... enough ideas about what he should do. You should go shopping for some very cute prego clothes for your cute baby bump!
"Plus I peaked (bad, I know)"
TAMN, Either I have a rated R mind or your subliminal messages aren't so terribly subtle. (Peaking is an awesome thing to do on a birthday, but I'm pretty sure with a husband like JJWT you do that every day- or at least 3 times a week)
nuzzle
You should go to the temple, then go to Park City to (1) ride the Alpine Slides, (2) go to the outlets, and (3) have a fun and super romantic dinner at one of the posh restaurants that movie stars go to during Sundance.
this post is just soooooo scary because people like this actually exist!!!! so wrong! as much as i hope people laugh at this blog, i also hope they can see there is some truth to it! can't love ya enough, tamn! thank you!! and happy happy birthday!
Oh my birthday gurl!!! You are seriously so lucky that JJWT followed all of your instructions! Hez the cutest ever...not in a sick coveting way. Just in a you are the luckiest wife ever kind of way. Anyhoo, you still have like 6 hours of birthday left so we better get to the point. Duh, how could you forget what else to do on your birthday?! It is so obvious. Glamour Shots COUPLE STYLE! How cute would that be? You and JJWT both looking as HOT as ever! You SO want to remember this day forever.
PS Don't worry about looking fat in the pictures cuz your preggo. You are SO SKINNY. Promise!!
You should do all the fun things that you did for your birthday, again tomorrow... in honor of the double amount of work your doing making 2 babies.
Buy a tub of Jelly Belly's and make flavor combos for each other and then make sweet sweet love. Happy Birthday!
You know, when it's your birthday, it's your special day. But when you're PrEgGeRs and it's your birthday, well then that is YOUR day!! Just like your wedding! So maybe go walk around the temple (but only a little bit because you don't want to have chubby swollen gestation ankles) and reminisce about how beautiful you looked on your wedding day, while JJWT reassures that you are STILL just as gorgeous if not MORE MORE MORE!! Also you should make sure to go buy some new clothes--make sure you get a new outfit-each-for YOU, JJWT, and the most beautiful fetuses in the world. Of course the outfits are just in honor of them, because YOU'RE the one who really truly needs new clothes because probably some of your stuff is from 2 months ago. It's your birthday! You totally deserve it!!
Seriously, I know you are already asking yourself WWJD and you've prayed for the right answer - The temple is closed, so a session will have to wait until this weekend. A nice home-cooked meal and FHE tonight with your celestial partner is enough! Then head out for those matching crib comforters as I'm sure you're decorating with the noah's ark theme! Two by two, oh, you're so blessed!
Tara
You totally should go to one of those fetal photo places in the mall and get some pics of your baby. You are like totally far enough along to tell the s#x er I mean gender of the cutiest fetuses ever! Then you can frame the pictures and show them off to *everyone* you meet.
Hey Tamn, now you need him to take you to see THE WOMEN. It's in theatres and a total chick flic movie that I personally believe every guy should go to and watch with a girl. It will better help them understand why they do what we demand:)
Of course, he now needs to take you on a shopping spree for clothes foryour cruise to Cabo!
Saltwater, I went there too. You are not alone.
nuzzle, then blog about it.
TAMN!! you should seriously go shopping for a hot modest bikini for your surprise cruise!! maybe even matching ones for your totally hot fetuses!
love you!
What about checking your Google Reader and catching up on your friends blogs? Of course, you should ONLY comment on those blogs who owners have commented on YOUR last post. Cuz everyone knows comments are like the popularity votes now that we're out of high school.
Don't forget to pick up some super trendy, over-priced cupcakes to celebrate your birthday. I would feel bad if you ended up eating just a plain old birthday cake.
Cafe Rio, then Pinkberry/ Red Mango/ natural yogurt. Don't forget to tale lots of pictures of your food, food pictures are so interesting to look at!
After you're done gorging yourself you should probably hit the gym and look into getting some Botox, what are you now, 20??
Bring your tunes, climb up that mountain by BYU (the one with the big "Y" and dance in the moonlight together while listening to your song! OK - for sure that has to be the best idea!!!!
Happy Birthday from one mom of twins to another! I think you should watch movies together like Saturday's Warrior and Together forever.
I think you need to plan your "girlfried getaway" for the weekend.
Open it to all the spouses, but secretly hope that only the gals who dress cute actually come along.
WOW! what a husband!! Happy birthday to you!! I am going on a cruise to cabo too, maybe I'll see ya there!!! we went in April this year and decided to take our kids back this fall on a family trip!!! but you are spoiled, happy birthday to you!!
DUH! You should go get yourself a totally modest, hot, adorable PREGGERS BIKINI!!!!! Even tho your prego, you still need to lay out by the pool and work on your tan. Because you dont want to get all pale. No a fence, but you'd look totally gross in the delivery room photos. Ew.
You definately need to go to Fetal Photos and have the sonographer type "Happy Birthday Hottie Mommy" on the picture.
The queschion isn't how to spend the DAY but how to spend the WEEK b/c the hole ntire week should be about celebrating YOU and your righteous hotness. Your angelmuffin should plan aktivities for each day based on a theme, like Girls Camp. Tuesday is shopping day, Wednesday is spa day b/c your gonna be worn out from the shopping. Wednesday is chocolate day, whichll smell great, but of course you can only take little bites of. Thursday is pamper-u-in-bed day, and Friday is movie day where you can spend the ntire day at the movies b/c once the twinners come your going to have less time to go out to the movies. You need to get it all in now! It would be way SAD to only spend one day on TAMN!
Definetly go to PBK and buy two nurseries worth of the CUTEST ever fetus furniture and then fer sure buy out the babyGap of everything pink and blue - just in case. You probably need a mondo Anthro gift card for all the stuff you remeber tomorrow that you forgot to have jjwt get you today. Top it off with a slice of Godiva cheesecake from you know where. You totally disserve it!
What else CAN you do today? Wow, you've done it all. That hottie hubbie of yours really stepped up. Sort of.
Here are a few more ideas he should have thought of:
You should have JJWT (is that his name?) get out his guitar, look deep into your eyes, and sing the all time best love songs - like Lady in Red, Power of Love, Everything I do, I'd do it for you, I swear, etc. You could look at wedding photos and argue over who is hotter "No you are hotter. Oh no babe, for rills, you are."
After that, he could give you a full body massage while watching "how to lose a guy in 10 days" while you comment about how UN-blessed some people are. *sigh*
Then maybe you guys could brainstorm ideas for some new vinyl wall sayings. Something like "Wickendess never was happiess. . . but it sure is fun!!" Totally shrieking out fabulous, isn't it?
What a fun day!!!
umm, obviously if JJWT loved you at all he would let you sleep your poor little pregger body for a couple of hours this afternoon while he plays first person shooter games, its win win, because he is so sweet to let you sleep, and you are so sweet to pretend its ok that he's playing video games instead of folding laundry. Later, you can blog about how you are so grateful that your hubby finds time to relax and take care of himself since he works so hard at med/dent/law school.
End your day with the best ever GNO!
While your angelbiscuit is being so sweet by doing just about everything for you just like a good hubby should, maybe you two should just have a relaxing evening together. By relaxing I mean that you get to sit and sip on your diet coke (oops, I forgot that you're off that) while JJWT looks through other people's blogs and tells you why your life is so PeRfEcT compared to the SAD blogs he looks at. Seriously, sometimes by seeing how not-so-blessed some people are makes you realize how seriously-so-blessed you are! HUGE self-esteem and testimony builder!
Two words: SPRAY TAN.
I think JJWT should buy you your own sonogram machine so you can check out the twiners whenever you want! Think of all the fun fetus fotos you could post for us! Happy B-day! Layter!
I can't imagine how you have the time to read this comment.....you have so many! But, today, I had to comment! It is my birthday too! I love this day and think anyone else born on it is pretty darn lucky. In fact, my little nephew, Grant was born today on my birthday! I will be blogging about it tomorrow! Just wanted to say happy birthday Tamn! I am celebrating with ya!
Kristi in Idaho
I think you should start out by getting your sister, who is a professional photographer and only slightly less beautiful and talented as you, to take your pitcher in front of the SL temple, and then go and get one of those awesome 3D ultrasounds of your adorable ones, so you can see them in their nakedness (is it still okay if they aren't born yet?), and then get both pics framed and put them side by side right above your fake fireplace!
Happy 20th Birthday, TAMN ! I am seriously so glad that JJWT got you all those wonderful presents ! Especially the new cell phone, as you just cannot bee seen with a cell phone from July! However, I am very happy that you are not into materialism and are way spirichal. Love you !! -- D.
Okay--I didn't have time to read all of your comments (you are so POPULAR!) so I don't know if this has been suggested, but seriously, you know what they say:
"Where much is given, much is required"
and because you have so many blessings you should pray for Yvette because she isn't as blessed as you are. It's your spirichal duty.
BTW--Happy B-Day TAMN!! I feel like we have been e-bff's for like eternity.
Happy, Happy Birthday TAMN-dear! I'm totally a Virgo too-isn't it so hard to be a perfect, I mean, such a perfectionist all the time?
What ever else you do today, you have to have one of those uber-cute gourmet cupcakes, or it's just not a birthday. And while you're at it, have a couple more; you are eating for 3 now!
TAMN- What you need to do is go to this link and add one of those buttons that encourage people to vote for your site on your sidebar:
http://www.divinecaroline.com/awards/920-seriously-so-blessed
I figured you didn't know you had been nominated because you didn't announce it to the whole world through your blog in your own subtle, self-promoting way. I didn't nominate you, but I voted for you because I know you could totally use a $250 Visa gift card. Consider it my birthday gift to you!
So, if I tried to read all those comments, my eyes would be WAY too tired and I can't have blood shot eyes! They would clash with my super cute new blue shimmer eyeshadow(It's totally back in!) Anyway, even though beauty totally comes from the inside or whateve, I would say a few restilin injections would go a long way. Putting yourself first makes you able to care for others, right?
First, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. If any one deserves to have a birthday it's you.
I'm thinking you may have to do a little work on your birthday (no offense)but --- I think you should get a spray-on-tan (the kind that don't cause cancerous diseases), you want to look top notch hot for your cruise to Cabo. If you wear a tiara, it won't seem like too much work. Plus I would really like a T-shirt to wear on my birthday (if I deserve it).
It finally came to me at 5 a.m.! The only way to celebrate any ginormous event i.e. honeymoon, anniversary esetra, esetra......DISNEYLAND!!! Think of the way cute scrapbooking, "Twinners Go DISNEY!" You guyz could totally get them their first pair of Mickey ears...way fun. You could totally take them on way fun rides like Pirates. Totally took my baby on on that ride, LOVED IT!! (see my profile pic for proof, mini foto shoot on Pirates). If it's ok for babies, totally ok for feti!! I bet you guys will totally make some new CCF's (So many Saints at Disney). Totally easy to spot too. Alls you do is look for other way cool, young couples like you and if the knee shorts and T shirt under the tank doesn't give em away, totally look for the G line through the shirt! You guys will have SOOOOO much fun, frills!!! Love You!
Oh my heck! Happy Birthday! You totally need to go to the quilted bear and pick up some fun things for your house and then go to paradise bakery for lunch with all your girlfriends!
happy birthday
Happy BD Tamn!
You are SERIOUSLY SO BLESSED! To top off your GINORMOUS birthday, you and JJWT hop on a plane this afternoon and fly into Seattle and go to this great little restraunt right on the ocean called Ray's Boathouse. SUPER romantic and you won't get the opp. once the TWINS come!! You will fill so young and spontaneeus!! And just think of the story you will have to tell!! Just do it!!
In my High School some kids flew to Vegas for their Prom day-activity. I think a little birthday Vegas jet-set would be just what you DESERVE, a show, an amazing dinner and then to a few TOTALLY CLASSY clubs for some dancing with the hubs. Plus Vegas is turning into a new hot-spot for CELEBS...they might recognize you.
I think you should make a trip to Forks and search for Edward. If you can't do that today, than at least make JJWT recreate the kissing scene in the first book.
Thanks TAMN! I hope with some bday luck you win big in the raffle! And I totally agree with Stephanie on the whole Forks and Edward bit. BTW I am loving the new fetus shirt. Too bad I'm not preggers any more!
You totally should of gone to Fetus Foto and check out how hot your fetus' are, I heard they pamper you there.
BTW- wick is actually W.I.C.(stands for women Infants Children) But I know you totally already knew that. =)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
You should go through all your twilight books page by page. I am sure JJWT put tons of cute little notes in there, also other books, like your scriptures and journal.
OMG,'mhana' had the bestest idea ever, seriously, a Billboard of you and him would be the BEST way to top of your Speshul Day....You'd be celebrating you and your Fabulousness for as long as they'd let the Billboard stay up!
NO WAY!!! I just spent at least an hour reading your blog (seriously my eyes are getting watery:) I SWEAR we must have been twins seperated at birth. Your life is JUST LIKE MINE!!! I hope you don't mind but I totally bookmarked your blog. I was still reading it when my VT's knocked at the door. OOOPS! I totally forgot and didnt even get a chance to curl my cutest new haircut ever. Not to be judgemental but they could have used the fashion tips. It was so hard to focus on their lesson (blahblahblah) especially because they stayed way too long and I was afraid I was going to miss my pedi appointment. I mean I haven't been in since last week and EWWW!! I just couldn't show these toes to the best hubby in the world after he comes home from another day of dilligently upholding his priesthood responsibilities and making money for our next totally awesome vaycay (cruise to the carribean-BTW we did Cabo last year and you are so totally going to LOVE it). I am so glad I married him. Temple marriage=eternal bliss!! Anyway, Happy Birthday to my new e-BFF!! Anyway, my suggestion of what you should do today is TAKE A DAY OFF! Seriously- no responsibility allowed!!! I totally take a day off on my Birthday. You deserve it! I also suggest a present to yourself-maid service for a year! I am totally serious when I say that it is a little bit of work for you (you have to pick up a little bit before she comes and then inspect her work after she leaves) but the rewards are worth the effort. Also you can feel good about giving a needy person a job and stimiulating the economy to boot. Way to give service girlfriend! I can think of no better present to give yourself and also knowing you are making a difference in the world!
You need to take your maternity pictures! You need to document every moment of the feti growing within you. I bet you are already showing!
Also, please take the picture in your modest bikini so we can all be jealous of how good you look!
You should def start planning the baby showers. And the baby blessing party!
I bet you could hold both at The Lion House or a country club if you book now! Don't forget to put the fetus' faces on the cakes so we can all have a bite of your delish offspring!
I just had to make it 200 ! Happyness from me too..belated
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